Wife didn't like my gloop
Posted by ProgenitorOfMidnight@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 33 comments
Cream of mushroom soup *still condensed*, a pack of tuna creations Cajun, minced onion, garlic powder, black pepper, eaten room temp with triscuits!
I swear it was actually tasty!
Ok-Anywhere-9816@reddit
Hot-Refrigerator6583@reddit
Oh thank goodness I thought it was just mayo at first.
Mushroom soup is way better
ProgenitorOfMidnight@reddit (OP)
I have a weird stance with mayo, I think it's disgusting, and has a gross texture... HOWEVER I also believe that it is a vital part of many sandwiches and dips.
You won't catch me eating mayo unless it's being used on a sandwich.
Veneboy@reddit
I don't like store bought mayo and that is all I ever had available until a few years back, but Kewpie and true homemade mayo almost completely changed my mind.
kindagaybean@reddit
I find Kewpie too tangy and the tastes like expired usa mayo đ I wanna love it., I totally wanna try homemade tho.
she-dont-use-jellyyy@reddit
What kind of mayo are you buying?
Khris777@reddit
Why is it always tuna?
the-big-meowski@reddit
You could add chicken instead or shrimp or steak
osmiumblue66@reddit
That implies cooking...
kindagaybean@reddit
Non non, there's plenty of canned chicken and beef...
Theabsoluteworst1289@reddit
And wtf is âtuna creationsâ lol.
On second thought, I guess this is what it is.
Nothunter421@reddit
Cheap and pretty nutritious, that's my guess.
fyrelibra@reddit
Straight to jail
ProgenitorOfMidnight@reddit (OP)
I'll accept my fate
Ok-Understanding9244@reddit
yeah only 1300x the daily recommended salt intake!
ProgenitorOfMidnight@reddit (OP)
That is true....
Next-Drink8593@reddit
This looks like the kitty gravy my mom puts on her cats food.
AverageInfamous7050@reddit
Did she pre-eat it ?
DeepBig7633@reddit
I can taste the sodium through my screen.
Mother-Valuable7568@reddit
Looks awful. Probably tastes amazing! I love mushrooms.
JimAbaddon@reddit
Double entendre.
SoyboyCowboy@reddit
He didn't add enough pineappleÂ
kneecapkissaddict@reddit
Bro that sounds like a gourmet prison meal or somethin, I mean high key impressive
ProgenitorOfMidnight@reddit (OP)
Lmao I didn't actually realize I had done that. Well it's true either way.
Cosmonaut_Cockswing@reddit
She does not yearn for the gloop?
chunkydunker9@reddit
The mushroom gloop
arkadiansun@reddit
It needs a better name to give it context, like Poor Manâs Fishermanâs Stew. With the right name, people will clamor for your goop.
Theabsoluteworst1289@reddit
Stinky canned fish in cream of fungus âsoupâ. Canât imagine why anyone possibly wouldnât like thisâŚ
Congrats OP, you turned my stomach. This certainly belongs here.
devils_nachos@reddit
I donât either.
EPLemonSqueezy@reddit
I wouldn't feed that to a stray dog dying of hunger
the-big-meowski@reddit
Ooh... I may try this. I have some shrimp I could use and dip with that
MadamVoid@reddit
Youâre terrorizing that lady
curseblock@reddit
It's a spin on tuna casserole!