Humor time!
Posted by ThePeterbilt589@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 73 comments
What's the funniest road name you've come across on your travels? For me, I'm thinking it's gotta be Big Mound Road in Illinois near Rockford.
Chillimaniac@reddit
Gravy Train ln. I don’t remember where it is but that was always my favorite. I picked up a full trailer of gravy train dog food there, that I assume it was named after.
PeaB4YouGo@reddit
Stinking Creek, TN
Thepostie242@reddit
Big Beaver Rd. at interchange 69 on I75 in Michigan
magicmanspetmonkey@reddit
That city planner knows what he was doing
msmith7871@reddit
Must have never heard of "Big bone lick dr. And state park" in Kentucky
SGII2@reddit
Toad Suck Park off I-40 in Arkansas is a good one too.
OsBaculum@reddit
There's also a Knob Lick, MO.
ThePeterbilt589@reddit (OP)
You what?!?!?! 😳
supernova-juice@reddit
Lizard Lick, North Carolina
disturbedrailroader@reddit
There's a road just off the highway in Wisconsin somewhere that's called PP Road. Bear with me, it gets better. PP road intersects Cougar. At that intersection, there's a Love's, because of course there is. As we all know, the Cougar Love's PP.
Farmhand30-06@reddit
Yep, Oakdale WI near Tomah. E. Woody St. is on the North side of the interstate where the Road Ranger is, and Love's is on the South side on E. Cougar Drive.
disturbedrailroader@reddit
Thanks for telling me where exactly it's at. It's been close to a year since I've been up there.
ThePeterbilt589@reddit (OP)
Yes, I know that one lol. Always gets a chortle outta me.
StealthyNoctowl@reddit
There's Lame Johnny Creek in South Dakota south of Rapid City
jpe1969@reddit
Bald Knob Arkansas
CronoXpono@reddit
A sign for California, Pennsylvania made me double take and fear I’d gone WAY the wrong way 😆
twisted_jay@reddit
Cooter, Mo. Dix, Il.
ThePeterbilt589@reddit (OP)
Cooter sounds like my kind of place 😎
TroKero@reddit
Pitos St Santa Barbara, CA
familyedit@reddit
I love going through intercourse....pa
december151791@reddit
I love Ballplay....AL
Dangerous_Ingenuity1@reddit
Now add Climax Saskatchewan
BackstrokeVictim@reddit
I distinctly recall passing by a place called "Flat Cock Rd." but couldn't remember if I actually did or if it was a false memory so I Googled it. My algorithm is going to be showing me fucking chastity cages now for the next three weeks
_Aech_@reddit
Probably some rooster got ran over by a convoy of trucks, and got the name that way.
supernova-juice@reddit
Hey, maybe you'll unlock a new kink 😏
Ninja-Storyteller@reddit
Black Dragon Road. I'm a D&D nerd, so this makes me smile every time I pass it.
Double-Revolution-33@reddit
Fangboner Road
blively281@reddit
Not funny but definitely strange...route 666 before they changed it in early 2000's
Auquaholic@reddit
I'm pretty sure the signs are still up.
imacryptohodler@reddit
In Pa, signs are up and have gps trackers on them because so many have been stolen
Auquaholic@reddit
That's crazy.
Wild-Blueberry1110@reddit
Fudge Factory in Uranus, MO. Their slogan is “the best fudge comes from Uranus”
I’m not joking lol
raddrobb67@reddit
When you go inside, they ask you if you want your fudge packed.
supernova-juice@reddit
I've heard of them!!!
shadowmib@reddit
Theres also one in indiana
Chocolateapologycake@reddit
Their marketing team is clearly just a couple of 12 year old boys lmao
warwgn@reddit
A friend of mine goes by there on a weekly Dedicated run between Kingston ON and Sauget IL.
I’ve been bugging him to stop in and pick me up a souvenir.
GreenGlenn@reddit
It's been years, but I remember "Bloody Dick Road" in southern Canada somewhere. I don't wanna know how the name came to be.
ThePeterbilt589@reddit (OP)
Moose
FanApprehensive4218@reddit
There’s a tow company in Louisiana who’s slogan is “We’re the best hookers in town”.
shadowmib@reddit
I knew of a fishing club called the Dirty Hookers
TruckerBiscuit@reddit
Squeeze Bottom Rd in Tennessee.
Jimmychanga2424@reddit
Bussy road in Ga.
scottiethegoonie@reddit
So, did you?
Puzzleheaded-Hat5803@reddit
Toad suck park i think its in arkansas.
AaronTuplin@reddit
Manassas VA and Homosassa FL makes the 12-year-old boy in me laugh a little
Frac_Hauler@reddit
Fried chicken restaurant out in Nova Scotia called “lick a chick”.
AaronTuplin@reddit
That was part of my annual summertime pilgrimage when I went to Sydney as a kid
finethanksandyou@reddit
Michigan. I-75 Exit 69 is Big Beaver
Serious-Trip5239@reddit
Spread Eagle rd in Alberta, Canada. Just north of Waterton Lakes.
DimensionalAxolotl@reddit
Not a road name, but it still gets a chuckle out of me. In south carolina there's a boat ramp named Cuckolds Landing. Its on Cuckolds Creek Ln in Green Pond, SC
supernova-juice@reddit
There's a story behind that name.
Actually it's probably to do with farming lol
HighwayStar71@reddit
Mussentuchit off I-70 in Utah.
Yadilie@reddit
Touch Me Not Road around nothern Charlotte.
SnowyHawke@reddit
Lotawatah Road. It’s in Oklahoma
ImShamallamadingdong@reddit
Yep, that one always gets me
Chocolateapologycake@reddit
Gay Street and Rainbow rd right next to each other in I believe Glenwood, IL
OM502@reddit
Weed California
Tiatake@reddit
We have two towns in a row. Climax and Cummings lmao
HappyRockD@reddit
McHard Road, Houston, TX
ironeagle2006@reddit
I've picked up in Hell before. Hell California that is.
Infamous_Mirror2544@reddit
Glasscock county Texas.
Onefoot199@reddit
Nubs Nob rd is a pretty good one
OsBaculum@reddit
Missouri has two: Climax Springs and Knob Lick. Also honorary mention to Red Bud IL.
Defiant-Medicine3014@reddit
Yocumtown
CashWideCock@reddit
Chicken Dinner Rd in Caldwell, ID
Scrodosaggins99@reddit
Chugwater Wyoming. Always reminds me to take a chug of my water.
the_Killer_Walnut@reddit
Bolcum Rd. - Elgin IL.
My brain always thinks Bull Cum when I see the sign and chuckle at it.
bizzywhipped@reddit
Titty bar in Iowa named “Lumber Yard”
jessithecrow@reddit
i like the sign in montana (i think, i haven't been up there in a while) that says "ANACONDA OPPORTUNITY"
Molly8174@reddit
Black Sam Road
KrunschGK@reddit
Butts County, Ga. Weed, Ca. I used to make it a point to get my brother's Christmas present from Weed, when I passed through.
groovyinutah@reddit
There's a place called Chunky that always cracks me up and more places called Chillicothe than I would have ever imagined...