To put it into perspective even worse, if this was an actual trapper who probably gave em a q from his deps instead of his nice candy bags , the bag itself was probably 500 bucks if he got the deps a couple months ago. Roughly the weed to the plug was worth 7 dollars 💀, bro got slurped up for the equivalent of a Big Mac price.
Zoomers don’t know how much a quarter used to cost. In New Jersey that was 160 during a drought, which yes we used to have because illegal weed meant successful raids killed supply.
Plus: he's definitely not addicted man, he can literally stop whenever he fricking wants to! Even though he thinks about smoking weed every waking second of his entire existence and only makes it his entire identity..! Also, whether he's either high or not, it doesn't matter, he's already thinking of how to secure his next fix..! He's just in a pretty stressful time of his life, so he needs something to cope with it all, but it's not at all an addiction, just a temporary thing!!! /s
It's a lot of weed in that it would last someone who smokes a joint weekly 3 or 4 months, and not a lot of weed in that in even the more expensive legal states it would cost ~75 bucks. Somewhere like Arizona or Michigan with very low tax on the regulated market it would be worth ~20 bucks.
I'm smoking weed since I was 15. Currently I'm smoking around 2g per day (down from about 4g). All my friends are stoners. Stfu about things you don't know about. Weed may not be as addictive as nicotine or heroin, but absolutely still addictive.
NOT_ImperatorKnoedel@reddit
I wish that was me, but all drug dealers I know are too repulsed by my face to consider fucking it. :/
ExpensiveBlood666@reddit
Fake: no
Gay: yes
dRnvill@reddit
No one sucks dick for weed.
YellingAtClouds234@reddit
Anon does it for the love of the game.
googlin@reddit
a true baller so to speak
high_throughput@reddit
That's $40 with of decent weed, $20 worth of cheap weed, or $8 worth of shake.
Fanferric@reddit
He also got a meal.
googlin@reddit
sucking cock was one thing, but playing with his food by gargling shows enjoyment
siggiarabi@reddit
Where are you getting such cheap weed?
high_throughput@reddit
Norcal
ohaiguys@reddit
It’s 4/20 weekend and the dispensaries are having crazy sales. I picked up 2 1g select carts and 14g of 25% deli bud all for like $60
G4130@reddit
We don't see anons country could be way cheaper or way more expensive, like here where it's illegal 7 grams of top weed could be more than a 100 usd
thereal_omegavince@reddit
2 cheeseburger coupons is 2 cheeseburger coupons
Shoelesshobos@reddit
Mans gotta eat Julien
Senator_Buttholeface@reddit
Put a fucking shirt on, Randy
Elastic_Peanut@reddit
To put it into perspective even worse, if this was an actual trapper who probably gave em a q from his deps instead of his nice candy bags , the bag itself was probably 500 bucks if he got the deps a couple months ago. Roughly the weed to the plug was worth 7 dollars 💀, bro got slurped up for the equivalent of a Big Mac price.
ToxicCommodore@reddit
Bro got free weed for something he would have done anyway tbh 🤪
Trick-Caramel-6156@reddit
Anon being gay as usual
frontlinejohnny@reddit
MaximumPayne7@reddit
In his defense, he never said he was straight.
IJustAteABaguette@reddit
Yeah, wanted to mention that too.
He's being honest
bratbarn@reddit
Finally a real one
NeedAChange_123@reddit
Sorry to break it to him but weed doesn’t make you do this my guy…
Rohen420@reddit
repost subhuman
ArcticLeopard@reddit
Everyone and their mother i know grows their own weed. They're happy to share.
Anon just wanted an excuse
Darrow497@reddit
My grandma is a fine christian lady that never touched no weed, she doesn't like black people tho
OhSoDusty@reddit
You could've just said your grandma is a Christian and it would've covered everything
trigonthedestroyer@reddit
Not everybody lives where you live, in most of the world it's illegal to grow weed, so most people don't bother doing it.
Where I live, the average price is $20 per g, so depending on where anon lives, they could have got $140 worth of weed for that blowjob
Although I do think anon just wanted to give a dude a BJ and this was his excuse lmao
hersheymarshmellow@reddit
Everybody's like this in the South. Drugs are illegal and everyone's extremely closeted, head is a common form of payment
Devilzote@reddit
for 7 grams feels too little amount of weed. Where I live (Chile) 7 grams are like 10 bucks approximately 😭😭😭
Hermit-_@reddit
Fake: anon went outside
Gay: gestures broadly
kakje666@reddit
sex-with-trump@reddit
Going inside to do what
iJuvia@reddit
Username checks out
idontknowjuspickone@reddit
kakje666@reddit
not what you're thinking that's for sure
MannicWaffle@reddit
You know what
Sherwood_RipCity@reddit
Bruh the fuck man
Mad-All-Day@reddit
I just got 7 grams worth of prerolls for 5 dollars.
HonestLemon25@reddit
r/greentext is actually such a cancer sub. What was once funny 4chan reposts is now just 50% femboy porn text walls
enjaysm@reddit
Youre a dirty whore. But you can get high and forget about it.
On second thought though, i also have some weed you cant afford.
DefNotAnAlt621@reddit
fake: they went out in public
gay: self explanatory
Futanari-Farmer@reddit
Nice Maki reaction picture.
WAHpoleon_BoWAHparte@reddit
Indeed. I demand sauce.
pearlz176@reddit
Happens to the best of us, no big deal
CapnShaggles@reddit
Gotta be in his 40s too
Lawgamer411@reddit
He sucked and swallowed for like 30 bucks of weed
Mrbutterkins22@reddit
Fake: anon has a sexual encounter Gay: anon dreams of swallowing cum for weed
TKRAYKATS@reddit
"Guess i'm a whore"
No shit
TheDuckkingM@reddit
"No shit"
fr fr on god
TKRAYKATS@reddit
If you do oral for anything else than giving pleasure to your partner, you're a whore
JessHorserage@reddit
What about my pleasure?
TKRAYKATS@reddit
You do it for free just for your pleasure ?
JessHorserage@reddit
No, I don't do it at all, but I'd I wanted to do some dom play, ignore partner and do oral on them whilst masturbating, is the idea.
TKRAYKATS@reddit
If your partner pay you, you're a whore, that's the rule
JessHorserage@reddit
That's, what, not my point, ah whatever.
TKRAYKATS@reddit
Be proud
JessHorserage@reddit
I try.
TKRAYKATS@reddit
~~How much ?~~
You should be
NonBalisticSniper@reddit
B-but... seventeen dollars...
TKRAYKATS@reddit
Sevent..... you're a slut at this point
ShortTheseNuts@reddit
Mate I'm doing it for free if it's big.
TKRAYKATS@reddit
Then you're a perv
johnnylovelace@reddit
Zoomers don’t know how much a quarter used to cost. In New Jersey that was 160 during a drought, which yes we used to have because illegal weed meant successful raids killed supply.
Yes I’ve sucked dick for weed
xspiderdude@reddit
Fake: ????
Gay: ????
iSailor@reddit
No man, actual whores have composure and standards. You are... I don't know how to frame it.
Niasny@reddit
Real and Gay™
echo78@reddit
Fake and possibly gay.
Niasny@reddit
Real and 102%³ Gay™
splash19059@reddit
Real and gay?
Niasny@reddit
Real and gay.
GmoneyTheBroke@reddit
2018 was a weird time
i_eat_cockroaches69@reddit
Fake: no one would let anon suck their cock Gay: anon lied about sucking a cock
AimlessForNow@reddit
Man why do I follow this sub still
Puzzleheaded_Craft51@reddit
reminder, bro had zero reason to post this
AnaAmethyst@reddit
Plus: he's definitely not addicted man, he can literally stop whenever he fricking wants to! Even though he thinks about smoking weed every waking second of his entire existence and only makes it his entire identity..! Also, whether he's either high or not, it doesn't matter, he's already thinking of how to secure his next fix..! He's just in a pretty stressful time of his life, so he needs something to cope with it all, but it's not at all an addiction, just a temporary thing!!! /s
Bamboonicorn@reddit
That's not an addiction you ever suxk dikx for weed?
This guy does
Wantitneeditgetit@reddit
It wasn't for the weed lol.
jonatna@reddit
Woah woah woah this guy got to suck dick, get weed, and wanted to beat to the idea later why is he unsatisfied
et_cetera1@reddit
That's like $100 worth of weed btw, anon is not only a whore, but a cheap one too
the_fresh_cucumber@reddit
Is 7 grams a lot of weed?
I'm not sure what the value prop is here. If it's worth 20k id say this was a good deal
Billie-Holiday@reddit
Yeah man, that's a hell of a deal!! 7 grams Is like 80K streetvalue.
Let me know if you also want a great deal. I can sell you 2 grams per gargle
theyeshman@reddit
It's a lot of weed in that it would last someone who smokes a joint weekly 3 or 4 months, and not a lot of weed in that in even the more expensive legal states it would cost ~75 bucks. Somewhere like Arizona or Michigan with very low tax on the regulated market it would be worth ~20 bucks.
Jade_Sugoi@reddit
7 grams. 7 fucking grams. A quarter ounce of weed. That's worth like what? $40.
No way anon didnt have $40 on him. He didn't do it for the weed. He just wanted to suck dick.
Billie-Holiday@reddit
Yeah Anon got lucky, 7 grams AND he got to suck some dick
Jade_Sugoi@reddit
He had a dream and he chased it. We could all learn a thing from anon
cclan2@reddit
This one is probably real.
pekkaAlone@reddit
Anon was a first time smoker
HRApprovedUsername@reddit
I need to start selling drugs
Billie-Holiday@reddit
First you have to get some to sell some. Any plans for tonight?
Ridibunda99@reddit
Anon may not have the makings of a varsity athelete, but he sure has the makings of a crack whore
Much_Ambition6333@reddit
for weed is genuinely ludicrous 😭
pagingdrsolus@reddit
Magnus_Helgisson@reddit
Sir, you are in a state where it’s legal, you could just buy weed in a store.
Morbius-Lover@reddit
Top 10 stories that have happened
Biggu5Dicku5@reddit
Probably not fake, but very very gay....
opposite_singularity@reddit
StandardN02b@reddit
Weed is not adictive, btw.
Xamado@reddit
gtfo yes it is
Wagaaan@reddit
I'm smoking weed since I was 15. Currently I'm smoking around 2g per day (down from about 4g). All my friends are stoners. Stfu about things you don't know about. Weed may not be as addictive as nicotine or heroin, but absolutely still addictive.
FigureFourWoo@reddit
7g would last you a few days, then?
eximology@reddit
so would you do ops strategy then anon?
DoomerGrill@reddit
Oh, you're serious?
Stampylonghead_the_g@reddit
then never have any ever again, it's fucking up your lungs anyway, no reason to keep smoking
Realistic-Pain-7126@reddit
"Weeds not addictive, I just need to smoke 5 blunts per day and cant sleep without it, but im not addicted ok?"
bigyikers@reddit
lol
Disastrous-Tank-6197@reddit
True, but sucking dick is.
Y__Y@reddit
You would know
JoshTheTrucker@reddit
StinkyMcShitzle@reddit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4mfhOeI1XM
IrregularrAF@reddit
stromyoloing@reddit
Anon the gay whore
burnerow@reddit
Real and gay
the_everblack@reddit
All plugs should be pansexual. Come on, that's just the universal meta
Tenko-of-Mori@reddit
they try to trick you with the anime girl picture so you end up imagining some hentai flick instead of the disgusting reality that actually happened.
ACTUAL psyop
Outside-Ocelot-5525@reddit
What? U never sucked cocks for weed? Buuu this man
Wrong_Butterscotch91@reddit
Not gay if you enjoy it. Just based.
rkwisajkh@reddit
I feel bad for anon, sounds really pathetic and miserable.
Chicken-Rude@reddit
bro doesnt even smoke weed...
Cultural-Company282@reddit
The real twist happens next time, when he does it and doesn't want the weed.
Pintsocream@reddit
Of WEED?
ggrieves@reddit
So you're saying there is a right price just yours is higher
Commercial-Whole7382@reddit
Everyone has a price.
sex-with-trump@reddit
All of these post are larps.
MagiksSon@reddit
That's just what homeless person would say to try and get everyone to believe anons post is fake.
PrepperBoi@reddit
Fake and gay
hairyballsinmybutt@reddit
7 grams is 7 grams.
Methamphetamine1893@reddit
Why cannabis should be illegalized
TenMillionEnchiladas@reddit
Real and gay?
Dailoor@reddit
Fake: anon went outside Gay: no need to explain
Technical-Earth-3254@reddit
Does this even need a fake and gay analysis?
Assblaster_69z@reddit
First thing I see opening this app today. Im fucking sick of this shit
vverbov_22@reddit
This one is real, but pretty gay still
Arikaido777@reddit
missing the >straight
CorvoDraken@reddit
Why the flying fuck is Maki here?
gasmaskedturtle77@reddit
erectionation@reddit
Positive_Material839@reddit
Anon should quit weed and just suck cock for fun, hit up the homies after getting a STI check.