Less addicted weed smoker

To put it into perspective even worse, if this was an actual trapper who probably gave em a q from his deps instead of his nice candy bags , the bag itself was probably 500 bucks if he got the deps a couple months ago. Roughly the weed to the plug was worth 7 dollars 💀, bro got slurped up for the equivalent of a Big Mac price.

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ToxicCommodore@reddit

Bro got free weed for something he would have done anyway tbh 🤪

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Trick-Caramel-6156@reddit

Anon being gay as usual

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frontlinejohnny@reddit

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MaximumPayne7@reddit

In his defense, he never said he was straight.

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IJustAteABaguette@reddit

Yeah, wanted to mention that too.

He's being honest

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bratbarn@reddit

Finally a real one

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NeedAChange_123@reddit

Sorry to break it to him but weed doesn’t make you do this my guy…

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Rohen420@reddit

repost subhuman

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ArcticLeopard@reddit

Everyone and their mother i know grows their own weed. They're happy to share.

Anon just wanted an excuse

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Darrow497@reddit

My grandma is a fine christian lady that never touched no weed, she doesn't like black people tho

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OhSoDusty@reddit

You could've just said your grandma is a Christian and it would've covered everything

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trigonthedestroyer@reddit

Not everybody lives where you live, in most of the world it's illegal to grow weed, so most people don't bother doing it.

Where I live, the average price is $20 per g, so depending on where anon lives, they could have got $140 worth of weed for that blowjob

Although I do think anon just wanted to give a dude a BJ and this was his excuse lmao

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hersheymarshmellow@reddit

Everybody's like this in the South. Drugs are illegal and everyone's extremely closeted, head is a common form of payment

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Devilzote@reddit

for 7 grams feels too little amount of weed. Where I live (Chile) 7 grams are like 10 bucks approximately 😭😭😭

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Hermit-_@reddit

Fake: anon went outside

Gay: gestures broadly

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kakje666@reddit

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sex-with-trump@reddit

Going inside to do what

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iJuvia@reddit

Username checks out

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idontknowjuspickone@reddit

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kakje666@reddit

not what you're thinking that's for sure

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MannicWaffle@reddit

You know what

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Sherwood_RipCity@reddit

Bruh the fuck man

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Mad-All-Day@reddit

I just got 7 grams worth of prerolls for 5 dollars.

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HonestLemon25@reddit

r/greentext is actually such a cancer sub. What was once funny 4chan reposts is now just 50% femboy porn text walls

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enjaysm@reddit

Youre a dirty whore. But you can get high and forget about it.

On second thought though, i also have some weed you cant afford.

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DefNotAnAlt621@reddit

fake: they went out in public

gay: self explanatory

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Futanari-Farmer@reddit

Nice Maki reaction picture.

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WAHpoleon_BoWAHparte@reddit

Indeed. I demand sauce.

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pearlz176@reddit

Happens to the best of us, no big deal

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CapnShaggles@reddit

fapped

Gotta be in his 40s too

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Lawgamer411@reddit

He sucked and swallowed for like 30 bucks of weed

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Mrbutterkins22@reddit

Fake: anon has a sexual encounter Gay: anon dreams of swallowing cum for weed

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TKRAYKATS@reddit

"Guess i'm a whore"

No shit

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TheDuckkingM@reddit

"No shit"

fr fr on god

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TKRAYKATS@reddit

If you do oral for anything else than giving pleasure to your partner, you're a whore

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JessHorserage@reddit

What about my pleasure?

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TKRAYKATS@reddit

You do it for free just for your pleasure ?

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JessHorserage@reddit

No, I don't do it at all, but I'd I wanted to do some dom play, ignore partner and do oral on them whilst masturbating, is the idea.

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TKRAYKATS@reddit

If your partner pay you, you're a whore, that's the rule

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JessHorserage@reddit

That's, what, not my point, ah whatever.

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TKRAYKATS@reddit

Be proud

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JessHorserage@reddit

I try.

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TKRAYKATS@reddit

~~How much ?~~

You should be

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NonBalisticSniper@reddit

B-but... seventeen dollars...

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TKRAYKATS@reddit

Sevent..... you're a slut at this point

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ShortTheseNuts@reddit

Mate I'm doing it for free if it's big.

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TKRAYKATS@reddit

Then you're a perv

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johnnylovelace@reddit

Zoomers don’t know how much a quarter used to cost. In New Jersey that was 160 during a drought, which yes we used to have because illegal weed meant successful raids killed supply.

Yes I’ve sucked dick for weed

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xspiderdude@reddit

Fake: ????

Gay: ????

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iSailor@reddit

No man, actual whores have composure and standards. You are... I don't know how to frame it.

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Niasny@reddit

Real and Gay™

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echo78@reddit

Fake and possibly gay.

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Niasny@reddit

Real and 102%³ Gay™

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splash19059@reddit

Real and gay?

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Niasny@reddit

Real and gay.

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GmoneyTheBroke@reddit

2018 was a weird time

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i_eat_cockroaches69@reddit

Fake: no one would let anon suck their cock Gay: anon lied about sucking a cock

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AimlessForNow@reddit

Man why do I follow this sub still

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Puzzleheaded_Craft51@reddit

reminder, bro had zero reason to post this

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AnaAmethyst@reddit

Plus: he's definitely not addicted man, he can literally stop whenever he fricking wants to! Even though he thinks about smoking weed every waking second of his entire existence and only makes it his entire identity..! Also, whether he's either high or not, it doesn't matter, he's already thinking of how to secure his next fix..! He's just in a pretty stressful time of his life, so he needs something to cope with it all, but it's not at all an addiction, just a temporary thing!!! /s

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Bamboonicorn@reddit

That's not an addiction you ever suxk dikx for weed?

This guy does

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Wantitneeditgetit@reddit

It wasn't for the weed lol.

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jonatna@reddit

Woah woah woah this guy got to suck dick, get weed, and wanted to beat to the idea later why is he unsatisfied

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et_cetera1@reddit

That's like $100 worth of weed btw, anon is not only a whore, but a cheap one too

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the_fresh_cucumber@reddit

Is 7 grams a lot of weed?

I'm not sure what the value prop is here. If it's worth 20k id say this was a good deal

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Billie-Holiday@reddit

Yeah man, that's a hell of a deal!! 7 grams Is like 80K streetvalue.

Let me know if you also want a great deal. I can sell you 2 grams per gargle

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theyeshman@reddit

It's a lot of weed in that it would last someone who smokes a joint weekly 3 or 4 months, and not a lot of weed in that in even the more expensive legal states it would cost ~75 bucks. Somewhere like Arizona or Michigan with very low tax on the regulated market it would be worth ~20 bucks.

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Jade_Sugoi@reddit

7 grams. 7 fucking grams. A quarter ounce of weed. That's worth like what? $40.

No way anon didnt have $40 on him. He didn't do it for the weed. He just wanted to suck dick.

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Billie-Holiday@reddit

Yeah Anon got lucky, 7 grams AND he got to suck some dick

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Jade_Sugoi@reddit

He had a dream and he chased it. We could all learn a thing from anon

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cclan2@reddit

This one is probably real.

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pekkaAlone@reddit

Anon was a first time smoker

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HRApprovedUsername@reddit

I need to start selling drugs

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Billie-Holiday@reddit

First you have to get some to sell some. Any plans for tonight?

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Ridibunda99@reddit

Anon may not have the makings of a varsity athelete, but he sure has the makings of a crack whore

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Much_Ambition6333@reddit

for weed is genuinely ludicrous 😭

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pagingdrsolus@reddit

be me

normal straight guy

whatever OP said

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Magnus_Helgisson@reddit

Sir, you are in a state where it’s legal, you could just buy weed in a store.

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Morbius-Lover@reddit

Biggu5Dicku5@reddit

Probably not fake, but very very gay....

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opposite_singularity@reddit

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StandardN02b@reddit

Weed is not adictive, btw.

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Xamado@reddit

gtfo yes it is

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Wagaaan@reddit

I'm smoking weed since I was 15. Currently I'm smoking around 2g per day (down from about 4g). All my friends are stoners. Stfu about things you don't know about. Weed may not be as addictive as nicotine or heroin, but absolutely still addictive.

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FigureFourWoo@reddit

7g would last you a few days, then?

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eximology@reddit

so would you do ops strategy then anon?

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DoomerGrill@reddit

Oh, you're serious?

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be me, straight
He didn’t do it.

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