Well ph me it is a real quote:

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/06/05/health/health-care-open-letter-protests-coronavirus-trnd

Now what a trip or what?
I had seen an exasperated Fauci uncomfortably trying to walk the line and repeating that "large public gatherings are bad and risky ok" while refusing to explicitly say "BLM protests are risky", but this takes this all to a whole new level way past Poe Dameron's lightskipping montage.

To their minimal credit, they do talk about risk reduction recommendations within the BLMao protests, and they do manage to squeeze in a semi-lucid "we think this protest against Whitesup Pigs outweighs Cofcof in importance" in there – which by itself is obviously at least a cohesive stance.
And they even remember to emphasize that "white supremacy also causes higher disease rates among Capitalized Black People", which sorta justifies them weighing in on this socio-political subject "as health professionals" – I'd personally also add that treating gunshot etc. victims (or conducting autopsies) is also their department, so police shootings aren't entirely outside their arena.

But that's all of course accompanied by hilarious explicit self-contradictions like talking about the noble "protesters who put themselves at (heroic justifiable) risk by being there, and how to mitigate this and damage control" vs. "as medics we do not condemn the BLMfao gatherings as risky",
listing apparently biologically caused factors that makes black people more susceptible to covid (cause it takes longer to be detected, and other stuff like that) but then also fully blaming this on White Supremacy,
and all this while advocating for predominantly Black led protests that are supposed to defeat the White Supremacy which puts them at higher risk of bad Covid but are also gonna result in all these vulnerable black people giving each other the Coof by..... putting themselves at risk (their own words!!) via attending these protests.

All those "walk in established formations and don't intermingle too much with other sub-groups and keep le distance if possible" measures are gonna reduce the spread of infection but not undo the risk&harm that will still be increased by attending the protests at all – again acc. to these medics themselves.
But white Supremacy causes Black People to be more vulnerable to Covid, so these protests are gonna undo this disproportionate risk that they're exposed to!!

And then yeah plenty of various gems like "as health professionals we prioritise anti-racism above all" and all that stuff.
Sometimes it gets semi-justified by "this is le urgent and if not defeat Racism now then never so that's why we prioritize this Supreme Public Health Crisis of Racism, plus we're not prophets and can't know the pandemic will fizzle out in a year so we we don't know how ultra long it's gonna last so we can't wait with this urgent matter", but what they don't address is that the only arguably urgent aspect of that racism was protesting the fresh cop shooting incidents – anything about this general Systemic Racism that may or may not also be causing poorer health and disease susceptibility among blacks is quite far removed from this, isn't more urgent now than at any point before but rather a more general longterm issue, WON'T substantially get improved by dismantling trigger happy cops,
and repeatedly protesting against disease exacerbating Racism while exacerbating a disease via these protests is pants on head restarted.

Oh Covid makes it urgent, well protest it by boosting the spread of Covid among your vulnerable demo.
Oh Covid will take years, well these protests against racism-caused Covid exacerbation are gonna keep going and keep exacerbating Covid, again guess among which demographic mainly.

Could any satirist have even ever dreamt of outdoing this?
I can't believe I managed to miss this at the time, this is like 1000 times clownier than anything I remember bumping into back then.