Anon likes Steve-O. | TheaterFire

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ReturnRadio@reddit

Watches films specifically made with the largest dicks possible and assumes that's the norm.

Now me on the other hand, I grew up seeing dicks all the time so I have a much healthier mindset about penis size 😌

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Im finnish and go to the sauna like 4 times a week after the gym but i realised i dont actually know the average size because i havent looked at others penises at all. Im gonna do some investigating next week

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Sir_Bebe_Michelin@reddit

Gollum

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Honeysenpaiharuchan@reddit

Time for a true awakening.

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tracker904@reddit

Make sure to taste test for quality purposes

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Arkhyz@reddit

We have a true researcher here. A man of science.

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MoistStub@reddit

"I'm the guy that wipes down the loads"

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xkgrey@reddit

Bro your dads shouldn’t have been walking around the house naked

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Preantopage4@reddit

"grew up seeing dicks"

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bratbarn@reddit

Blessed 😇

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CapiCapiBara@reddit

Somebody please ask the question… 🤣

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AlabamaHotcakes@reddit

Very real and very gay.

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Prestigious-Fig1172@reddit

I allways assumed I had a micro-penis. Then I checked wikipedia a few ago and it turns out my pp (soft) is twice as big as a micro-penis. I'm just a grower.

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bitchnibba47@reddit

Hell yeah, grower gang

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bigg_bubbaa@reddit

i also assumed i had a micro, i was just fat and half my chopper was buried

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bratbarn@reddit

Congrats

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soiboi64@reddit

Glad it all worked out for you...

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izyshoroo@reddit

No one wants those giant things. Massive dicks look good in porn, thats it

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Platycryptus238@reddit

Your mom would beg to differ.

Jokes aside, what you just did is as much bodyshaming as talking down on people because they have smaller penises.

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NordicWolf7@reddit

I hung out with Steve-O backstage at one of his shows because I work security there.

One of the genuinely most chill celebs I've met. Very polite and appreciative, was easy to talk to. Would recommend meeting him.

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chalk_in_boots@reddit

He's a bit of an icon in the sober community. Guy hit absolute rock bottom, got sober, and still kept the insanity and joy in life. His hot ones episode was so perfect, just going from genuinely worried about Sean Evans' welfare to "Hey I'm going to pour hot sauce in my eye".

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Nicktendo1988@reddit

And then you see Pontius's piece literally made-up as Godzilla, not even fluffed

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Rochester_II@reddit

gif

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farva_06@reddit

Pontius may actually be part animal.

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steauengeglase@reddit

I got my confidence from a co-worker. Dude had a ridiculously massive dick. Like flaccid, it came down past his knee.

Women would whisper behind his back, "There is no way I'd let him put that thing inside me."

We were working 3rd one day and the when the sun came up we all went to one co-worker's house and had a few beers. 3rd beer in, big dick dude broke down crying. Just out of the blue he yelled, "Evert time I get hard I pass out."

You know what? Being hung like a Greek god isn't so bad.

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epicganerepic@reddit

be me

completely secure about penis

compared to porn it’s just as big if not bigger than the hammers they sling

fast forward

watch mario galaxy movie

see bowsers penis during the 40 minute gay sex scene between him and luigi

its so much bigger than mine

suddenly feel insecure about my penis

all because I saw bowsers penis

fuck dude

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Evilbuttsandwich@reddit

How could OP even see Steve-O’s penis when it was so far up his ass?

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SheZowRaisedByWolves@reddit

I changed the game for myself when I started measuring how much dick peeked out the top of my hand when I grabbed it and compared it to porn since my small hands are about the size of a woman’s. Noticed a lot of deepthroat is just angling to make penor look massive by referencing hand size to length ratio. It has irreparably ruined porn for me

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Sweet_Xocoatl@reddit

He’s just like me fr fr

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International-Oil-63@reddit

Steve--o with the pdf tattoo?

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BuddhaBlackBear@reddit

I got my confidence from FTMs on grindr LMAO

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Sethleoric@reddit

On the other sde, i think MTFs pre-op always seem to have the largest wieners.

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MonsutaReipu@reddit

they're also usually twinks, low body fat percentage can add some serious length.

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ChefArtorias@reddit

Or shrunken and flaccid. No in between.

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TheMorbidHobo@reddit

Again, that's just porn.

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GobiPLX@reddit

Depends on how long they're taking hormones. With time, dick literally shrink on HRT

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Impossible_Arrival21@reddit

nah femboys are packing, unless u mean we don't discriminate about dick size, in which case true ;3

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pyro-zed@reddit

The Norwood Reaper Cometh

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Impossible_Arrival21@reddit

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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WatchTheTimbsB@reddit

Oh so now they understand the importance of representation

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Ecstatic-Compote-595@reddit

idk if I'm having some sort of weird heart failure issue or if it's just meds or something else but my cock has been looking really voluminous lately and I had been worried before because I was anxious and clenching and it looked bad.

Anyway my point is like the moon and the tides it waxes and wanes so don't stress too much

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RecordEnvironmental4@reddit

I thought mine was small until locked room shenanigans in high school, definitely gay.

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jungleass98@reddit

Looked door, eh? I remember penis inspection day too. Mine i miss high-school

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Aydonisgaming@reddit

WTF IS PENIS INSPECTION DAY AND WHY IS EVERYBODY ON REDDIT ACTING LIKE THIS IS A COMMON THING.

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bestassintheusa@reddit

Did you not have penis inspection day?

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Aydonisgaming@reddit

Why would I have a day for penis inspection bro

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workaccount1338@reddit

your school seriously didnt have penis inspection day? how broke were they lol

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Julez_Jay@reddit

Lmfao third world stuff

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Absolutemehguy@reddit

To get your penis inspected, obviously?

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Aydonisgaming@reddit

Ahhh thats make soo much sense

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whinehome@reddit

Just go to any gym changeroom or nude beach and you'll feel fine.

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BojukaBob@reddit

I had the same experience when I saw Farva's penis in Super Troopers

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gravity_nyc@reddit

Most porn d’s are smaller than me and it pisses me off. It’s half the reason I don’t even watch porn

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ElKaWeh@reddit

"Look, Steve-Os flaccid penis is exactly the same size as my boner“

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matt_Nooble12_XBL@reddit

You mean he wasn’t erect???? /s

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daberle123@reddit

Only bad (really bad) if hes a grower

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bigquad35@reddit

I have to be honest. I got my confidence back from watching asian porn.

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Narrowless@reddit

Female or male porn?

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Alexzander1001@reddit

I dont know if this is sad or inspiring

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_eleutheria@reddit

It's inspiring because it really shows how it's all about technique. Those JAV actresses are used to taking a dozen+ dudes for hours on end, yet some average sized dick dude can still make them squirt all over the camera.

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Silverwolffe@reddit

Might not be black, but at least he ain't yella

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Your_Moms_Car@reddit

It's a damning indictment on BigQuad's small rod

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AlabamaHotcakes@reddit

Why not both?

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CelDidNothingWrong@reddit

Hell of a day to be Asian on Reddit

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SilliusS0ddus@reddit

Not if they're a genetic freak with a big dick

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DowntownGrocery6945@reddit

You don't even have to be packing that much if you're Asian. I've had two different women tell me after we were done "I thought your Dick would be smaller because you're Asian." One, it left me speechless and bewildered both times, and two I have 6 inches it's not like I'm rolling in with a sledgehammer.

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Khalitz@reddit

They don't know either, that stereotype probably hurt asian men in the west more than people realize.

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DowntownGrocery6945@reddit

In general racism against asians is dismissed. The same people who would be absolutely disgusted if my first question to a black person was "so you like watermelon" are fine with asking me if I like rice, am good at math, and if any old Asian guy that walks by is my dad. If the stereotype of small dicks was targeted towards Latinos or black performative liberal white people suddenly would start pretending they actually like micropenises

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Altruistic-Local-541@reddit

stereotypes do not equal racism

I dont think the rice, watermelon, math generalizations/stereotypes count as racism by themselves.

The other parts are valid imo. Asians are still percieved as foreigners, so racism towards them is seen as less of a problem I guess, especially since the US is at war with China in many ways

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Trigger_Fox@reddit

Ironically those people being fine with asking that shit to asians while not being fine with asking it to black people implies that they think black people need more protection than asian, which is them making a generalisation purely based on race, which is racist.

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DowntownGrocery6945@reddit

Avoiding sweeping generalizations about a race is not racist my guy unless you just are a closeted racist. The only way not asking black people about watermelons is some secret racist thing is if thats genuinely the first thought going through your mind when you meet a black person. The idea is, stick with me now, that when you meet someone, black, Asian, Latino, etc you shouldn't be already forming an image in your mind based on stereotypes of this person.

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Trigger_Fox@reddit

Thats what i said tho, i must have worded myself wrong, my bad. Its wrong to make generalisations about anyone, there isn't any race where making generalisations is "wrong-er", they're all wrong lol.

Im also arguing that these performative people who get so protective about black people are themselves being racist, since to me racism is treating someone differently purely based on skincolor, regardless of if its in a positive or in a negative way.

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CelDidNothingWrong@reddit

It makes sense; progressives consider Asians honorary whites because they’re generally successful and don’t therefore qualify as easily as victims

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HippoRun23@reddit

Same but in reverse with black dudes. Was playing strip poker with some chicks and a couple of black dudes. When they took off their pants they were both smaller than mine.

Was nervous as fuck they were gonna be hanging dong.

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genital_lesions@reddit

Well, if they're gonna be like that, then I'd rather pump them and then dump them than be with them.

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airfryerfuntime@reddit

Lol why can't they find any of these average sized dudes for porn? Because like every single one of them is packing a fun sized butterfinger.

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428522@reddit

Being underrated is underrated.

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DowntownGrocery6945@reddit

I mean yeah once you make it to the bedroom it's better to exceed expectations than be underwhelming but you know for some reason I get the feeling that it probably doesn't help dating prospects when a not insignificant portion of the population depending on where you live assumes you're packing like three inches.

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