Im finnish and go to the sauna like 4 times a week after the gym but i realised i dont actually know the average size because i havent looked at others penises at all. Im gonna do some investigating next week
I allways assumed I had a micro-penis. Then I checked wikipedia a few ago and it turns out my pp (soft) is twice as big as a micro-penis. I'm just a grower.
He's a bit of an icon in the sober community. Guy hit absolute rock bottom, got sober, and still kept the insanity and joy in life. His hot ones episode was so perfect, just going from genuinely worried about Sean Evans' welfare to "Hey I'm going to pour hot sauce in my eye".
I got my confidence from a co-worker. Dude had a ridiculously massive dick. Like flaccid, it came down past his knee.
Women would whisper behind his back, "There is no way I'd let him put that thing inside me."
We were working 3rd one day and the when the sun came up we all went to one co-worker's house and had a few beers. 3rd beer in, big dick dude broke down crying. Just out of the blue he yelled, "Evert time I get hard I pass out."
You know what? Being hung like a Greek god isn't so bad.
I changed the game for myself when I started measuring how much dick peeked out the top of my hand when I grabbed it and compared it to porn since my small hands are about the size of a woman’s. Noticed a lot of deepthroat is just angling to make penor look massive by referencing hand size to length ratio. It has irreparably ruined porn for me
idk if I'm having some sort of weird heart failure issue or if it's just meds or something else but my cock has been looking really voluminous lately and I had been worried before because I was anxious and clenching and it looked bad.
Anyway my point is like the moon and the tides it waxes and wanes so don't stress too much
It's inspiring because it really shows how it's all about technique. Those JAV actresses are used to taking a dozen+ dudes for hours on end, yet some average sized dick dude can still make them squirt all over the camera.
You don't even have to be packing that much if you're Asian. I've had two different women tell me after we were done "I thought your Dick would be smaller because you're Asian." One, it left me speechless and bewildered both times, and two I have 6 inches it's not like I'm rolling in with a sledgehammer.
In general racism against asians is dismissed. The same people who would be absolutely disgusted if my first question to a black person was "so you like watermelon" are fine with asking me if I like rice, am good at math, and if any old Asian guy that walks by is my dad. If the stereotype of small dicks was targeted towards Latinos or black performative liberal white people suddenly would start pretending they actually like micropenises
I dont think the rice, watermelon, math generalizations/stereotypes count as racism by themselves.
The other parts are valid imo.
Asians are still percieved as foreigners, so racism towards them is seen as less of a problem I guess, especially since the US is at war with China in many ways
Ironically those people being fine with asking that shit to asians while not being fine with asking it to black people implies that they think black people need more protection than asian, which is them making a generalisation purely based on race, which is racist.
Avoiding sweeping generalizations about a race is not racist my guy unless you just are a closeted racist. The only way not asking black people about watermelons is some secret racist thing is if thats genuinely the first thought going through your mind when you meet a black person. The idea is, stick with me now, that when you meet someone, black, Asian, Latino, etc you shouldn't be already forming an image in your mind based on stereotypes of this person.
Thats what i said tho, i must have worded myself wrong, my bad. Its wrong to make generalisations about anyone, there isn't any race where making generalisations is "wrong-er", they're all wrong lol.
Im also arguing that these performative people who get so protective about black people are themselves being racist, since to me racism is treating someone differently purely based on skincolor, regardless of if its in a positive or in a negative way.
Same but in reverse with black dudes. Was playing strip poker with some chicks and a couple of black dudes. When they took off their pants they were both smaller than mine.
Was nervous as fuck they were gonna be hanging dong.
I mean yeah once you make it to the bedroom it's better to exceed expectations than be underwhelming but you know for some reason I get the feeling that it probably doesn't help dating prospects when a not insignificant portion of the population depending on where you live assumes you're packing like three inches.
Get your confidence by accepting what u got, knowing most girls are cool with what you got, and knowing how to use your tongue and be a good lover in general.
ReturnRadio@reddit
Watches films specifically made with the largest dicks possible and assumes that's the norm.
Now me on the other hand, I grew up seeing dicks all the time so I have a much healthier mindset about penis size 😌
Arkhyz@reddit
Finnish Sauna core
Holderlin70@reddit
Im finnish and go to the sauna like 4 times a week after the gym but i realised i dont actually know the average size because i havent looked at others penises at all. Im gonna do some investigating next week
Sir_Bebe_Michelin@reddit
Gollum
Honeysenpaiharuchan@reddit
Time for a true awakening.
tracker904@reddit
Make sure to taste test for quality purposes
Arkhyz@reddit
We have a true researcher here. A man of science.Â
MoistStub@reddit
"I'm the guy that wipes down the loads"
xkgrey@reddit
Bro your dads shouldn’t have been walking around the house naked
Preantopage4@reddit
"grew up seeing dicks"
bratbarn@reddit
Blessed 😇
CapiCapiBara@reddit
Somebody please ask the question… 🤣
AlabamaHotcakes@reddit
Very real and very gay.
Prestigious-Fig1172@reddit
I allways assumed I had a micro-penis. Then I checked wikipedia a few ago and it turns out my pp (soft) is twice as big as a micro-penis. I'm just a grower.
bitchnibba47@reddit
Hell yeah, grower gang
bigg_bubbaa@reddit
i also assumed i had a micro, i was just fat and half my chopper was buried
bratbarn@reddit
Congrats
soiboi64@reddit
Glad it all worked out for you...
izyshoroo@reddit
No one wants those giant things. Massive dicks look good in porn, thats it
Platycryptus238@reddit
Your mom would beg to differ.
Jokes aside, what you just did is as much bodyshaming as talking down on people because they have smaller penises.
NordicWolf7@reddit
I hung out with Steve-O backstage at one of his shows because I work security there.
One of the genuinely most chill celebs I've met. Very polite and appreciative, was easy to talk to. Would recommend meeting him.
chalk_in_boots@reddit
He's a bit of an icon in the sober community. Guy hit absolute rock bottom, got sober, and still kept the insanity and joy in life. His hot ones episode was so perfect, just going from genuinely worried about Sean Evans' welfare to "Hey I'm going to pour hot sauce in my eye".
Nicktendo1988@reddit
And then you see Pontius's piece literally made-up as Godzilla, not even fluffed
Rochester_II@reddit
farva_06@reddit
Pontius may actually be part animal.
steauengeglase@reddit
I got my confidence from a co-worker. Dude had a ridiculously massive dick. Like flaccid, it came down past his knee.
Women would whisper behind his back, "There is no way I'd let him put that thing inside me."
We were working 3rd one day and the when the sun came up we all went to one co-worker's house and had a few beers. 3rd beer in, big dick dude broke down crying. Just out of the blue he yelled, "Evert time I get hard I pass out."
You know what? Being hung like a Greek god isn't so bad.
epicganerepic@reddit
fuck dude
Evilbuttsandwich@reddit
How could OP even see Steve-O’s penis when it was so far up his ass?Â
SheZowRaisedByWolves@reddit
I changed the game for myself when I started measuring how much dick peeked out the top of my hand when I grabbed it and compared it to porn since my small hands are about the size of a woman’s. Noticed a lot of deepthroat is just angling to make penor look massive by referencing hand size to length ratio. It has irreparably ruined porn for me
Sweet_Xocoatl@reddit
He’s just like me fr fr
International-Oil-63@reddit
Steve--o with the pdf tattoo?
BuddhaBlackBear@reddit
I got my confidence from FTMs on grindr LMAO
Sethleoric@reddit
On the other sde, i think MTFs pre-op always seem to have the largest wieners.
MonsutaReipu@reddit
they're also usually twinks, low body fat percentage can add some serious length.
ChefArtorias@reddit
Or shrunken and flaccid. No in between.
TheMorbidHobo@reddit
Again, that's just porn.
GobiPLX@reddit
Depends on how long they're taking hormones. With time, dick literally shrink on HRT
Impossible_Arrival21@reddit
nah femboys are packing, unless u mean we don't discriminate about dick size, in which case true ;3
pyro-zed@reddit
The Norwood Reaper Cometh
Impossible_Arrival21@reddit
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WatchTheTimbsB@reddit
Oh so now they understand the importance of representation
Ecstatic-Compote-595@reddit
idk if I'm having some sort of weird heart failure issue or if it's just meds or something else but my cock has been looking really voluminous lately and I had been worried before because I was anxious and clenching and it looked bad.
Anyway my point is like the moon and the tides it waxes and wanes so don't stress too much
RecordEnvironmental4@reddit
I thought mine was small until locked room shenanigans in high school, definitely gay.
jungleass98@reddit
Looked door, eh? I remember penis inspection day too. Mine i miss high-school
Aydonisgaming@reddit
WTF IS PENIS INSPECTION DAY AND WHY IS EVERYBODY ON REDDIT ACTING LIKE THIS IS A COMMON THING.
bestassintheusa@reddit
Did you not have penis inspection day?
Aydonisgaming@reddit
Why would I have a day for penis inspection bro
workaccount1338@reddit
your school seriously didnt have penis inspection day? how broke were they lol
Julez_Jay@reddit
Lmfao third world stuff
Absolutemehguy@reddit
To get your penis inspected, obviously?
Aydonisgaming@reddit
Ahhh thats make soo much sense
whinehome@reddit
Just go to any gym changeroom or nude beach and you'll feel fine.
BojukaBob@reddit
I had the same experience when I saw Farva's penis in Super Troopers
gravity_nyc@reddit
Most porn d’s are smaller than me and it pisses me off. It’s half the reason I don’t even watch porn
ElKaWeh@reddit
"Look, Steve-Os flaccid penis is exactly the same size as my boner“
matt_Nooble12_XBL@reddit
You mean he wasn’t erect???? /s
daberle123@reddit
Only bad (really bad) if hes a grower
bigquad35@reddit
I have to be honest. I got my confidence back from watching asian porn.
Narrowless@reddit
Female or male porn?
Alexzander1001@reddit
I dont know if this is sad or inspiring
_eleutheria@reddit
It's inspiring because it really shows how it's all about technique. Those JAV actresses are used to taking a dozen+ dudes for hours on end, yet some average sized dick dude can still make them squirt all over the camera.
Silverwolffe@reddit
Might not be black, but at least he ain't yella
Your_Moms_Car@reddit
It's a damning indictment on BigQuad's small rod
AlabamaHotcakes@reddit
Why not both?
CelDidNothingWrong@reddit
Hell of a day to be Asian on Reddit
SilliusS0ddus@reddit
Not if they're a genetic freak with a big dick
DowntownGrocery6945@reddit
You don't even have to be packing that much if you're Asian. I've had two different women tell me after we were done "I thought your Dick would be smaller because you're Asian." One, it left me speechless and bewildered both times, and two I have 6 inches it's not like I'm rolling in with a sledgehammer.
Khalitz@reddit
They don't know either, that stereotype probably hurt asian men in the west more than people realize.
DowntownGrocery6945@reddit
In general racism against asians is dismissed. The same people who would be absolutely disgusted if my first question to a black person was "so you like watermelon" are fine with asking me if I like rice, am good at math, and if any old Asian guy that walks by is my dad. If the stereotype of small dicks was targeted towards Latinos or black performative liberal white people suddenly would start pretending they actually like micropenises
Altruistic-Local-541@reddit
stereotypes do not equal racism
I dont think the rice, watermelon, math generalizations/stereotypes count as racism by themselves.
The other parts are valid imo. Asians are still percieved as foreigners, so racism towards them is seen as less of a problem I guess, especially since the US is at war with China in many ways
Trigger_Fox@reddit
Ironically those people being fine with asking that shit to asians while not being fine with asking it to black people implies that they think black people need more protection than asian, which is them making a generalisation purely based on race, which is racist.
DowntownGrocery6945@reddit
Avoiding sweeping generalizations about a race is not racist my guy unless you just are a closeted racist. The only way not asking black people about watermelons is some secret racist thing is if thats genuinely the first thought going through your mind when you meet a black person. The idea is, stick with me now, that when you meet someone, black, Asian, Latino, etc you shouldn't be already forming an image in your mind based on stereotypes of this person.
Trigger_Fox@reddit
Thats what i said tho, i must have worded myself wrong, my bad. Its wrong to make generalisations about anyone, there isn't any race where making generalisations is "wrong-er", they're all wrong lol.
Im also arguing that these performative people who get so protective about black people are themselves being racist, since to me racism is treating someone differently purely based on skincolor, regardless of if its in a positive or in a negative way.
CelDidNothingWrong@reddit
It makes sense; progressives consider Asians honorary whites because they’re generally successful and don’t therefore qualify as easily as victims
HippoRun23@reddit
Same but in reverse with black dudes. Was playing strip poker with some chicks and a couple of black dudes. When they took off their pants they were both smaller than mine.
Was nervous as fuck they were gonna be hanging dong.
genital_lesions@reddit
Well, if they're gonna be like that, then I'd rather pump them and then dump them than be with them.
airfryerfuntime@reddit
Lol why can't they find any of these average sized dudes for porn? Because like every single one of them is packing a fun sized butterfinger.
428522@reddit
Being underrated is underrated.
DowntownGrocery6945@reddit
I mean yeah once you make it to the bedroom it's better to exceed expectations than be underwhelming but you know for some reason I get the feeling that it probably doesn't help dating prospects when a not insignificant portion of the population depending on where you live assumes you're packing like three inches.
VirtualPantsu@reddit
Same I too have pixelated crotch
benmarvin@reddit
Is yours pixelated too?
rokomotto@reddit
Let me rip out your confidence by saying that having a small member and NOT being asian is probably worse than if you were asian.
Nicktendo1988@reddit
Asian porn helped me get over my blurry penis.
Prestigious-Fig1172@reddit
I just look at half naked women, nothing to be jealous about.
thr33beggars@reddit
I have to be honest. I got my groove back by having sex with Taya Diggs in Jamaica.
Sad-Guarantee-4678@reddit
I got my confidence from my massive porn grade dick
MinosML@reddit
Sure, Biggus Dickus
otokonokosan@reddit
Anon finding Steve-O's dick be like:
KhunTsunagi@reddit
Always felt like my hog was a bit too big, so i ended up watching huge dick porn to feel like im normal size ðŸ˜
tracker904@reddit
R/bigdickproblems
Welcome brother ðŸ˜
KhunTsunagi@reddit
Nuh uh its medium ðŸ˜
ChangingMonkfish@reddit
Steve-O in a 6 month relationship with Stacey Solomon is still one of the more bizarre celebrity couples I’ve ever seen.
Willundrskor@reddit
Get your confidence by accepting what u got, knowing most girls are cool with what you got, and knowing how to use your tongue and be a good lover in general.
RegularSky6702@reddit
Real and gay
thr33beggars@reddit
Real: anon is consumed by his thoughts of penis
Gay: anon feels relief from seeing a man’s penis
FHFH913@reddit
Real and relatable
CMDRissue@reddit
He's literally me
Brave33@reddit
Anon is sad his penis will never be the size of those giant futas
itsmejam@reddit
Good ‘ol stump grinder