Jellies are back y’all
Posted by Top-Elephant-2874@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 548 comments
Just not at the price I remember ($7.99 or so at Kmart lol)
Posted by Top-Elephant-2874@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 548 comments
Just not at the price I remember ($7.99 or so at Kmart lol)
ECU_BSN@reddit
Absolutely not. The back of my heels have a scar from those damn shoes.
Deep-Ad4351@reddit
Each pair should come with band-aids and neosporin due to all the blisters they cause.
mistegirl@reddit
My feet hurt just looking at the picture
RalphMacchio404@reddit
Me feet hurt just because I'm old
MeanSam@reddit
My feet stink just looking at the picture
RandomTreat@reddit
It's been 30+ years and I can still smell how horribly those stank
Nomadic-Texan@reddit
The off gassing. Didn’t have those words at 5 years old but I do now
MungoJennie@reddit
Believe it or not, I had scented ones. They were fluorescent orange and smelled like Tang.
Draveness1313@reddit
Is that what we call the smell of oil by-product producing sweat stink at 105°F as you run through the sprinklers and go kick a ball in the street?
LolaAucoin@reddit
I can hear this comment.
Squirrel_Kng@reddit
Welcome to new car smell
But_like_whytho@reddit
I hate that smell
West-Birthday4475@reddit
Not just that, but the way they combine with foot sweat!
ellevolta@reddit
My feet sweat just looking at the picture.
thatstwatshesays@reddit
I remember as a kid telling my parents I was slipping. They said „no you’re not“. I said, „no, I’m slipping inside my shoes“.
Miami_Mice2087@reddit
i remember wearing these to visit my country cousins. they took me through the woods and up rock faces and i had jellies on my feet. no sympathy for the nettles i got tangled around my feet or the slipping down waterfalls bc my shoes were slick as glass...
Consistent-War-4038@reddit
Oh shit! You just unlocked an early memory for me 😅 🌟
West-Birthday4475@reddit
Omg yes!
kb81cme@reddit
My feet swell just looking at this picture.
HeyPrettyLadyMaam@reddit
Do you remember the dirty waffle your feet looked like after playing in them all day? Me and my friends used to see who could get the dirtiest waffle feet 😂🤣😂🤣
West-Birthday4475@reddit
And then what about the squeaking noise when your feet are all sweaty and you have to walk down say, a long hallway, like at a school, at a steady pace lol
NotHomeOffice@reddit
And when you'd take them off there would be that cool pattern imprinted into the skin. 😂 It was the height of cool at school lol
LolaAucoin@reddit
God, they were the worst.
squee_bastard@reddit
Exactly, who would willingly pay for the torture or wearing these shoes? My heels winced with painful remembrance just seeing these photos.
sarahzilla@reddit
I mean for nostalgia sake I might have if they were under 10 bucks. I loved my jellies as a kid. Even though I remember my feet not enjoying the much. But they would have been my minimal walking shoes. Lol.
MungoJennie@reddit
I forget where I got mine, but I picked up a pair of clear ones that look like fisherman’s sandals pretty cheaply. They’re actually comfortable, and have some cushioning in the soles.
blondebia@reddit
The highlight for me, was rocks getting stuck in them. I would get home and immediately check for rocks I could pluck out of the sole.
sarahzilla@reddit
Yes!!!
I have a distinct memory of my mom telling me not to ride my bike with my jellies as they don't protect my feet. I didn't listen and played a game of chicken with my friend. We both won? And as a result I banged up my foot pretty bad. Lol. So don't wear jellies when you ride your bike.
VelocityGrrl39@reddit
$80 no less! They used to be like $8.
CassMcCarty@reddit
They want $20 at Walmart. I was looking for cheap sandals and sent this pic to hubby for a laugh. Hr called me a nerd. :) I said thank you.
Zestyclose_Plane8681@reddit
They have kitten heels?? 🤪
i--make--lists@reddit
Sweaty, heels, and no traction on the soles? These are torture devices.
CassMcCarty@reddit
Jelly shoes and plastic princess heels. They’re really taking us back to childhood now!
dinahsaur523@reddit
Even $20 is blasphemy! Should be cheap like old navy flip flops
Key-Shift5076@reddit
I was going to say I know I’ve spotted ‘em at Target in the past few years..
cakes28@reddit
There is no universe in which I am paying $80 for plastic jelly shoes. Not even on sale.
ronniesfedora@reddit
I got a pair of modern ones and they were priced something similar to this but they have cushioning and soft plastic and a very adult-like improvement on the hard plastic of yesteryear.
J-hophop@reddit
At $79 - I think fkn not
iliumada@reddit
I'd rather go barefoot
Equal_Painting534@reddit
Yes, I remember them being $6! Glad my memory is correct...
frauziller@reddit
I got my first pair for fifty cents at a yard sale in 1988 😂 Spent the rest of my allowance on my own box of bandaids because I refused to wear socks with them
tronassembled@reddit
The cheapness was the whole point
Pimply_Poo@reddit
I can't imagine my parents paid even that much when I was a kid in the 80s.
neonblackiscool@reddit
This version doesn't stink or hurt: https://www.shopmelissa.com/collections/the-og-possession
Zestyclose_Plane8681@reddit
Guess I’m going to have to bedazzle my own since the bedazzled option is $500
neonblackiscool@reddit
Ha!!! I know the special ones are absolutely bonkers. I did not buy those.
PrincessSarahHippo@reddit
Melissa's smell like bubble gum or something. And absolutely no pain. I have a several pairs of their flats. Love them.
neonblackiscool@reddit
Me too, I need to find mine in storage. I got my mom wearing them too. She walked all around Europe in them.
strawberrylemonapple@reddit
Strawberries!
hockey_chic@reddit
Remember how dirty your feet would be at the end of the day?
pinelandpuppy@reddit
YES. I used to go home during the day just to wash my feet and then we were back out tromping through the woods in these things. lol
neonblackiscool@reddit
These aren’t the same, it’s like wearing a flip-flop. That amount of sweat. I wear these jelly Melissa shoes all the time. My feet stunk and bled as a kid with the cheap ones. 😂
LolaAucoin@reddit
Gen Z. They don’t have the trauma.
Zestyclose_Plane8681@reddit
I feel like as adults, we’re crafty enough to have solutions to deal with the pain and other issues? We’re smarter now? 😂
Wolfs_Rain@reddit
Kids who’ve never worn them and don’t have memories or nostalgia like we do. They will think they are cute just like we once did. But $79 ain’t it.
Individual_Town8124@reddit
I never got blisters from any of mine, and I never stopped wearing them either. I hit puberty at 7 and never got puberty blockers (Irish Catholic parents) so I was done growing before high school started and today at 47 I still wear a US girls street shoe size 2.5-3.
I have the ballet-flat style as my go-to staple; mules for around the house--easy to wash after cutting grass; wedge heels for dress up days at work;; fisherman style or Mary Jane styleor wear under jeans. Since I do wear kids sizes, I haven't paid more than $20-25 per pair, mostly in shipping since the designs are more varied and small sizes are easier to find on the Asian market and (until the recent tariff insanity) cheaper.
If you are considering buying these, don't unless you have flat, short toes, flat to low arches, and a broad heel with non-prominent ankle bones.
I recently saw these Steve Madden-branded jelly mesh shoes at Walmart and gave them a try. I knew the minute my feet got in them that I would have probs. There's no shaped toe box, so there's pressure on the top and sides of my toes; the vamp is flat and the upper put pressure on my (high) arches; the collar comes up too high and is going to cut into the underside of my ankle bones; the heel counter is high and wide and the back of my foot from ball to heel is going to slip everywhere in the heel of this shoe. I put them back pretty quick and will not be wearing these. I do jot recommend these either unless you have the specified foot shape.
ronniesfedora@reddit
We who didn’t have them when we were young
Deep-Ad4351@reddit
Ding dongs that’s who
Superb_Valuable_5789@reddit
Haha
Topwingwoman2@reddit
I don't even wear heels anymore, and I'm super short. No thanks. Jellies always sucked. Flip-flops too (I can't do the inner toe piece, it hurts). I remember wearing these platform sandals in college, where I swear the straps were made out of straw. I strutted in them around campus for campus, while putting bandaids and ointment on them before, during and after. Now my back aches from sleeping wrong.
Zestyclose_Plane8681@reddit
I’m super particular about my flip flops. The inner toe piece being the top criteria, it must be slim, I don’t want a huge wedge in there! I don’t like a huge flop back either, I prefer a mid range, which means the strap part needs to come farther down the foot so it doesn’t flop back so hard. I also prefer a little cushion because we’re becoming aged wine and can’t walk on tiny cardboard slats all day (this prevents the back pain for me). When I find a pair I like, I buy five pairs 😂
Topwingwoman2@reddit
I tried all sorts of flip-flip, thong-like shoes (with the stupid big toe thing) and it always rubbed wrong and made walking painful. I loved the early 2000s athletic sandals in gear without the prominent prong so it just Velcro -ed your toes together. MUCH more comfortable, even now. I still can't have fabric and rubbing between my toes.
fucking_unicorn@reddit
The dirt diamonds imprinted on your feet when you take them off after being outside all day
Character_Heart_3749@reddit
Abs they smell so bad 😭
Dunnybust@reddit
Just the chemical smell, or do they trap foot odor?
First pair ever at age 50 is my sad lil dream 🤣.
Image-obsessed yuppie stepdad deemed em "tacky"!!! Condemning me to a tragic, jelliless 80's childhood in orthopedic-arch-support penny loafers.
W/shiny polished pennies in em 😞 that fell out when I walked all duck-footed 😭😭😭.
But nooooo as a (so not bitter 🤣) adult with working feet who gets to pick out my own clothes now, def not gonna make up for lost time by spending 10 times what's appropriate for a couple wads of Neon-Yellow plastic mesh,
Then take my new pair of loves to bed to cuddle up with like a long-lost teddy bear, drifting off in the embrace of that cozy cloud (& nostalgic throat-burn) of off-gassed VOCs...
A girl can dream.
(But w/these yummy new 80's cinderella-slippers around, a girl may need her inhalor a bit to breathe)
Zestyclose_Plane8681@reddit
It sounds like the Melissa’s versions smell like strawberries! Spring for a pair of those so at least you can sleep waxing nostalgic of jellies and the beloved Strawberry Shortcake 🥰
Dunnybust@reddit
Yes! Yayyyyyy
Once had a friend--an intimidating 275-lb dude--show up as Strawberry Shortcake to our Halloween party. Best costume ever, and Best detail: Strawberry car-fresheners around his neck for the smell 🤣.
Got all the hugs from Gen-X girls all night 🥰
HrhEverythingElse@reddit
I've bought them for several years now, from Walmart and Amazon and never paid more than $10 a pair (though I haven't gotten any this year). These new ones are soft and don't stink — I haven't had even a hint of a blister from them, and the perforations keep me from sweating much. They aren't supportive, but I just wear them in place of flip flops and they are absolutely perfect poolside or yard shoes. They are NOT the same as the jellies that everyone is hating on, join me and get you some!
HrhEverythingElse@reddit
I've been wearing modern jellies for a couple of years now, and they ARE NOT the jellies of our childhood! They are soft, flexible, and I haven't had the first whisper of a blister in any of the 3 pairs I've been through. I get cheap ones from Walmart, but they've completely replaced my cheap sandals/flip flops for yard/poolside shoes and even quick errands. I would never pay these prices, but am a middle aged woman who loves my jellies!
Sea-Significance8047@reddit
This! Exactly this! I’ve walked hundreds and hundreds of miles in my jellies over the past 3 years completely blister- and pain-free. They are NOT the jellies inf my childhood.
helicopter_corgi_mom@reddit
I have a pair of glitter clear jelly fisherman style sandals and i love tf out of them. They're so comfortable!
ViciousSnatch@reddit
I wasn’t allowed to have them in the 80s, so right around 2000/1 I bought a clear glitter fisherman pair and I loved them so much! My feet are hella sweaty though, so I’d rock them with long skirts and socks. I’d consider buying a pair of those, but not this style and definitely not for that price!
HrhEverythingElse@reddit
Mine are the ballet slipper shape, and I've never paid over $10 for a pair — the cheapest were $1 at Walmart
ViciousSnatch@reddit
My feet look weird in ballet flats, so I don’t think I’d pick up a pair, even if they were under $5. I’d pay $10 for a glittery pair of the fisherman style. I’m aggressively petite and like wearing clodhoppers. I’m going to run to Google shoes now. 🏃🏼♀️
Zestyclose_Plane8681@reddit
Wait, there’s a Google shoes???
ViciousSnatch@reddit
Damn it!
HrhEverythingElse@reddit
Mine are the ballet flat shape, but I've done both the clear glitter and gold ones
Grendelbeans@reddit
Same. Got my cheap but comfortable jellies at Old Navy.
HrhEverythingElse@reddit
I'm glad someone else gets the jellies love, I got so sad seeing all these comments hating on them that I even made my husband read the thread. They don't know how good they are!!
Grendelbeans@reddit
Same! I get tons of compliments on them when I wear them, so clearly we aren’t the only jellies lovers.
Impressive-Cat-2088@reddit
The Old Navy ones were super cheap and are so comfy!
Doc_Hollywood@reddit
This is good to know. I bought a pair when they came back around in 2008 and they were still pretty miserable then. Hahaha I loved them and suffered anyways but vowed never again.
Summerie@reddit
Yep, and I keep seeing people making comments like "I can't believe they are asking $80 for shoes that are so painful to wear! They used to be like $8!"
It didn't occur to anyone that might be making more comfortable ones now than the ones we paid eight bucks for?
HrhEverythingElse@reddit
Well, I also wouldn't pay that for them, but that's Nordstrom prices for you. I've gotten them from Walmart and Amazon and have paid $1 when they were on clearance and up to $10 last year
Amantria@reddit
Good to know!
Deep-Ad4351@reddit
It’s official: after reading all these comments, its time we file a class action lawsuit against jelly shoes.
Responsible-Pen-2304@reddit
I'm cringing at all the rocks that got stuck in the bottom of the soles too. Causing you to slip on the sidewalk. 😬
plantalones325@reddit
Can I tell a story? Well I’m gonna. But not about the jelly shoe experience, since clearly everyone lived it. After I threw in the (blood stained) towel on the jelly shoes mom said “ok, that was a fun week, I was right, now we’re gonna go down Kinney shoes and get you the sensible penny loafers I wanted in the first place.” So we go buy them, don’t need to try on in the store because we’d already been through that schtick. (Though I really wanted to try them on because I had a crush on the salesman. Mom wasn’t having it.) I kept complaining that they hurt and didn’t fit, which she rightfully dismissed because I was a grumpy little brat. Several damn days later, one of us discovered that tissue was still stuffed in the toe of the shoe. I gave her shit, she gave me shit, we had a chuckle. Those ugly-ass boring brown loafers were my favorite shoes and I wore them faithfully long after my peers had all moved on to ugly-ass boat shoes with the curly laces. The end.
Skywren7@reddit
In grade school, I would wear thin ankle socks with mine, so I never got the blisters and pain. Of course, that was the uncool thing to do, so I was made fun of by tons of kids at school. So my pain was just transferred in that way 🤣
circusgeek@reddit
That's why you have to wear them with white knee socks. Which is how I wore them when I was 7 haha.
Crafty-Judge-896@reddit
Literally just a plastic foot sweat box
tramplamps@reddit
My dumbass thought I could walk around the French Quarter in these all day when I was 11 years old in 1985without any issues. I pissed my parents off so much with how many times I had to park it to rest my feet.
RawrRRitchie@reddit
These are designer tho. Everyone knows designer versions are just better and they don't do that.
/s for the idiots thinking I'm being serious
Interesting_You6852@reddit
Omg came here to say just that!! My feet are hurting looking at those things!! Noooo ty!!
TrixyTreat@reddit
My feet make fart noises just looking at them.
AbbreviationsBorn276@reddit
I thought i was the only one thinking this… before reading the comments.
rexallia@reddit
Ha! I could feel the blisters immediately after seeing the first pic
Strongman1967@reddit
I really wanted these as a kid, then I got some. Careful what you wish for I guess.
Invidiana@reddit
Back in the '90s, I had a pink pair of the exact type of jellies in the photo and my feet broke out in blisters every single time I wore them.
blueraspberryicepop@reddit
$79‽‽ Wtf
KimberKitty111@reddit
God I missed having blisters on the top, bottom and sides of my feet all at the same time.
Pwompus@reddit
“Squish, squish, squish, squish” - your every step.
But is it sweat or is it blood? 🤔
Neat_Ad_3268@reddit
Hopefully the technology is better this time around. 🙏🙏🙏
dontletyourcrownslip@reddit
$79 what on earth?!?!
peachwafffle@reddit
LOL I remember getting a pair in the 90s for like $1 at a street market in Mexico. Probably not even $1, more like 50 cents. No way in hell I would ever pay Nordstrom clown prices.
Miami_Mice2087@reddit
Rice's market in Pennsylvania, same deal, like $2/pair or 3 for $5. Something like that, mom was paying, I just remember I was allowed to pick a bunch.
Blonde_Vampire_1984@reddit
I’d be willing to consider buying a pair at Ross if they were on sale.
Never for the clown prices
Hfsitsjess@reddit
These things have $.26 maximum of plastic in them.
badcrass@reddit
Inflation, it's at least $.89 in plastic these days. + 35% tariff...
StaredAtEclipseAMA@reddit
Actually no tariffs, these shoes were made entirely from sustainable harvesting in the ocean
Miami_Mice2087@reddit
that there's some premium dead dinosaur plastic from the land of the lost!
AllyBeetle@reddit
$.68! They use regrind material when injection molding.
GrandmaCereal@reddit
And area made by machines/slave labor.
OregonGreen242@reddit
If you hold the $ sign you can type ¢
Amy_Macadamia@reddit
It's Nordstrom. There are definitely cheap versions
UponTheTangledShore@reddit
Same shoes at Nordstrom RACK for a third of the price at their full line Nordstrom store.
cat_at_the_keyboard@reddit
Seriously I'm going to see if five below has them
Fancy-Tidal172@reddit
Walmart has them!
pi3r0gi_@reddit
Saw some at Frys and they were $40 and I was like, "Payless would never"
Coraline1599@reddit
Department store shopping is nuts these days. It is all about the brand.
I saw a straw bag for $500, when the leather version was going for $400.
When I was growing up, you paid more for leather, for craftsmanship, for quality. A straw bag was like $10 - $20, leather from the flea market was relatively cheap, but if you wanted a name brand, you were paying insane money becuse it was made by hand in Italy by master craftsmen.
About 12 years ago, I worked with a guy who was making $40k as an adjunct professor. His brother worked for Coach and his brother was moving all the tanning and assembly to China, he was regularly getting bonuses of $50k and more which ate at my coworker. My coworker was trying to educate the youths using his car as his office with zero job security, while his brother was scheming how to get around all the regulations around tanning to make a bag for as cheap as possible and being rewarded handsomely.
So now people are paying high end prices for no reason. For the same leather, cheap hardware, and fast labor as a bag that you fish out of a bargain bin at Marshall’s. There is no reason to pay more but for the brand name.
But given the way they are pricing things it doesn’t seem to bother enough people to change shopping habits.
On_my_last_spoon@reddit
Leather is cheep now. It is a byproduct of the meat industry. But the fashion for leather has declined, with a push for “vegan” leather. So there are more pelts than buyers for them. It’s entirely possible the straw bag does cost more in materials than the leather bag!
MissRepresent@reddit
That's because poor people made poor people's fashion popular. For example, ripped jeans that sell for hundreds. Can't have anything, I swear
stavago@reddit
Right? I remember when they were $5 at Venture
justforfunzott@reddit
So I guess it does look like you can put a price on nostalgia....and it's 79 dollars.
SloppyHoseA@reddit
Made from real dinosaurs!
drkittymow@reddit
For real! These are dollar store shoes!
lemonhead2345@reddit
My actual face when I saw that price tag. You’re not getting “better quality” jellies. They’re all shit plastic. Buy the cheap ones from Walmart.
Shanntuckymuffin@reddit
I remember when I dug through a bin of them at Fred Meyer to get a blue pair for $5
tranquilitycase@reddit
Yep. These are $5 shoes.
pixiedust99999@reddit
Enshittification…of already shit shoes
OnlyEntrepreneur4760@reddit
Enshoedification
Normal-Top-1985@reddit
My heart stopped when I saw that
Petit__Chou@reddit
Yeah 80 bucks? They aren't back for me I guess lol
Miami_Mice2087@reddit
what the actual fuck, that's like 2 cents of plastic. someone should be 3D printing these at the library.
Also those high edges are gonna tear right into your feet when you're two miles into a 5 mile ocean city boardwalk walk and nobody is taking you home so it's barefoot or walk in blood like an evil stepsister
_ism_@reddit
i legit wore mine to drink water out of the hose because i knew i'd splash my feet
chickentender666627@reddit
These shoes are why we are all getting cancer younger and younger 🥴😂 (I’m sort of joking? Or am I??)
caramelpupcorn@reddit
I swear jellies come back every 10 years. They were in style previously in my early 30s and I had some at the time.
NoMastodon9915@reddit
I can feel the welts forming on my entire foot already!
ahaeker@reddit
I begged my mom for jelly shoes as a kid after wearing them I realized why she never wanted to buy me them.
Proud_Aspect4452@reddit
Real jellies are from Kmart or Payless Shoes
_namaste_kitten_@reddit
AGAIN???!!
GnomesStoleMyMeds@reddit
This is a lesson Gen Z will need to learn for themselves.
RamRanchRealty@reddit
My sweaty feets 😭
Just-Seaworthiness39@reddit
Jelly shoes were for the poors. One summer it’s all I wore.
elsie78@reddit
My feet just screamed in pinched pain
DickBiter1337@reddit
$80?! Puhhhlease, they were $5-10 at Roses 🙄
Anyone-9451@reddit
I had a couple pairs I mostly used to walk around in the creek behind our house….my mom had some weird absolute hatred of o these shoes and I still don’t know why.
whittlebibbit@reddit
Peejee13@reddit
Absolutely no the fuck they are not. We cannot allow this to happen
MechanicLoose2634@reddit
They can be cast or printed for pennies on the dollar.
_M0THERTUCKER@reddit
I can smell this photo
Zealousideal_Job5986@reddit
This is a joke, right?
cargobroombroom@reddit
They still suck. You just don't remember the pain
meldiane81@reddit
My feet are sweating just looking at those.
Meatball-Alfredo-Mom@reddit
My feet hurt looking at them and I want them all lol
Jay-Quellin30@reddit
Not for that price.
ThatsNotVeryDerek@reddit
My coworker got some on Amazon a while back but I couldn't pull the trigger because of price.
Found some for $12 at Ross last night and I'm so excited!
pupperrito@reddit
Oh Dear Gawd No!! Think of the tan lines!
fenway-fan1982@reddit
This song pops in my head every time I see these in the wild.
November came and went,
Like a summer that I spent,
With a no name girl that walked in jelly shoes.
I returned to my home,
With a heart part made of stone,
And I cried all night for a girl I never knew
- Denouncing November Blue, The Avett Brothers
Myriii1911@reddit
79 NOT US Dollars. Right? Right????
Ordinary-Violinist-9@reddit
The only reason to wear this crap is when you go out to sea and only on the beach/water.
We called these watershoes and that was their only purpose when going out for a swim in the sea or a lake so you can't hurt your feet standing on the sand.
SJSsarah@reddit
These were my absolute favorites back in 1985/86. I had the light pink with silver glitter ones. I LIVED in those shoes, and white tights, for easily an entire year straight.
voltaria@reddit
Oof! The way the plastic weave would break and dig into your foot. Memories and scars I’ll never lose.
themushroomhunt@reddit
🩸🩹
fifiloveg00d@reddit
$19.99 at target.
NobodyDelicious7197@reddit
So many blisters
duckparade4@reddit
Oh hell no. The only people who wear jellies, are the only ones who don’t know yet how bad they suck.
bedheaderbug@reddit
I can get them at Payless for $2. 😭 wait…
Imnotonthelist@reddit
I had this exact thought and was like DAMNIT 😭
Euphoric_Bliss4421@reddit
I miss Payless. The one in my town was poppin. I wonder why they shut down?
daydreams83@reddit
They were always so cheap at Payless!!
Klutzy-Artichoke-927@reddit
RIP toes and heals in the hot sun
uhhseriously@reddit
Nordstrom? I always got mine at the flea market.
MilaVaneela@reddit
Jellies you say?
(I had a pair of jellies exactly like Dude has on there and I thought I was so cool lol thinking back… they reeked of weird plastic/rubber and foot sweat so badly.)
Next-Honeydew4130@reddit
Is that guy giving birth or something??? What is happening in this picture???
_gonesurfing_@reddit
Obviously you’re not a golfer.
Next-Honeydew4130@reddit
Nope 😂😂😂 I don’t understand anything about what is happening in these comments
the_well_read_neck_@reddit
This is our concern, Dude.
MilaVaneela@reddit
He’s drinking a White Russian, man.
the_well_read_neck_@reddit
Fun fact, those were his actual shoes in real life and thought The Dude should be wearing them.
gluugsner@reddit
I read an interview with Bridges where he said he had gotten a lot of the Dude's clothes from his own closet. Whether he supplied his own white russians or not, I'm not sure.
On_my_last_spoon@reddit
I hate stories like this. It’s probably sort of the story but unlikely to be entirely true.
The costume dept would need multiples of the clothing. He may have bright things in and worked with the Costume Designer to create the character, then the costume dept would either have similar clothes created or bought items that looked the same.
But actors go on talk shows and have crafted stories like this. It’s just not at all how film costuming works. At all.
gluugsner@reddit
I agree with the need for multiples of costumes, but it sounds like the original jellies and sweater and bathrobe came from Bridges and then costumers created extras for each.
On_my_last_spoon@reddit
Which is what I said?
I just really really hate actors telling stories like this. It’s far more complex than “oh I brought in the costumes they were mine it was all my idea!” as if costume designers are entirely separate in the process. It’s not how it works at all.
This is my job. I have absolutely had actors being in their own clothing as ides. We work together. Yet the stories that get out in the media is always “he costumes himself!” No he did not!
DuckTalesOohOoh@reddit
LOL
cellrdoor2@reddit
I had the girls version of these. One day I was out on the lake with my friend during vacation and accidentally dropped one overboard. That sucker disappeared the second it hit the water. Turns out a clear shoe in lake water is impossible to find.
MilaVaneela@reddit
That’s what I had too lol the girls version. I had a clear pair and a smoke colored pair. I really thought I was the coolest thing around in my baby t shirt, spaghetti strap dress and jellies 😂
Repulsive_Science254@reddit
Baby Ts and spaghetti strap dresses!!! Aww I loved this look. I always felt like Drew Barrymore.
godofwine16@reddit
THE ROYAL WE!!!
ViciousSnatch@reddit
Those are the ones I had!
ADMotti@reddit
That’s just, like, your opinion, man.
lemonhead2345@reddit
You’re out of your element, Donnie.
JayJoeJeans@reddit
New shit has come to light!
M94A22O18@reddit
Yeah man I had a jelly obsession too. Multiple pairs, some with sparkles some without. Mostly all translucent because I liked them the best
Zeqhanis@reddit
I didn't notice he was wearing those until the 3rd time I saw that film.
gingerbeard1321@reddit
Fun fact they're Jeff Bridges personal jellies
-piso_mojado-@reddit
I always wanted a pair for that exact reason, but when I could find them there was never a men’s 11-12.
ineptplumberr@reddit
Far out , man
Luci_Cooper@reddit
Oh the blisters
Jedi_Bish@reddit
Are they as painful as I remember?
HumbleAbbreviations@reddit
Y’all can have them.
Skywren7@reddit
79 dollars? Hahahaha my mom would buy mine from Woolworth or Kmart for maybe 5 dollars a pair.
ImAMeanBear@reddit
No 😂
hellogoawaynow@reddit
NO
RachelPalmer79@reddit
I can feel AND smell this photo.
iLikeToChewOnStraws@reddit
Throw them in the fire and melt the plastic. No one wants these blister machines back.
babysoutonbail@reddit
79.99 !!
JRose083@reddit
For $80 you can have smelly achy feet and sores on your heels.
510Goodhands@reddit
With toenail fungus not far behind!
karmakimmie@reddit
No.
smolstuffs@reddit
wheres_the_revolt@reddit
No please
springer0510@reddit
Gross
SuperstarLove@reddit
No they not y'all!
PureCrookedRiverBend@reddit
I remember the indentions on my feet after taking them off.
crazystressedmom@reddit
No they are not
CrittyCrit@reddit
Not everything retro needs a necromancy.
Mocha_Toffee_mmallow@reddit
Im not falling for that again
inspectorendoffilm@reddit
Idiocracy really should have been screened in more places.
AdSeveral3544@reddit
Oh god I can still smell June from the 90s
fingertrapt@reddit
Gen X says it's a Threefeet! 1980s, 2000s, 2020s.
louievee@reddit
I loved jellies. But the men’s fisherman style. Used to get them at the Fiorucci store in Beverly Hills. I believe I had them in clear and root beer. Wow I’m old!!
maxxlion1@reddit
Ewww
HildeFrankie@reddit
I wanted jellies so badly back in the day... My mom never bought me a pair. As much as I know they are just cheese graters for the feet I do kinda want a pair....but not for $79 that is insane! I saw some for sale in CVS yesterday. 🤣
TamWithaPlan@reddit
My blisters a a child from these just came back from looking at them.
SBMoo24@reddit
For $80 😂😂😂😂
Independent_Step9574@reddit
I found some at a thrift shop like the ones Jeff Bridges wore in The Big Lebowski. I wore them once and felt ridiculous. I could not make it work. The dude might abide, but I don’t, apparently.
Jifeeb@reddit
Fuckin A man I got a rash man. Fuckin A.
Ohshithereiamagain@reddit
$79?! Lol
wandering__willows@reddit
They never should have been a thing.. they might feel nice for the soles of your feet to walk on-but being wrapped in them and walking in them… ouch. Childhood trauma 😆
Ilikedinosaurs2023@reddit
Anyone else dig the little rocks and pebbles out of the heels of their jellies? I loved pink with glitter the best!
MoOnmadnessss@reddit
I got my daughter the cutest purple sparkly pair
_1JackMove@reddit
The only person who ever looked cool in these was a guy named Jeff who liked rocking them with a vintage Pendleton sweater.
Electronic_World_894@reddit
I can smell them from here 😂
FluffyFlamingo444@reddit
Looking at women's shoes, especially "fashionable" ones. I wonder how women can maintain the ability to walk
alisoncarey@reddit
Crocks trend made this happen.
Never wear those. To me they look like prison shoes.
dianarawrz@reddit
79$? Eww no. We have a store in our country that sells these for 7.99
Accurate-Long-259@reddit
That is insane for something that probably cost our parents a buck 50
nicunta@reddit
They're so much cheaper on Amazon!
AggressiveSherbetty@reddit
Again?! We just had them like five years ago
Alyx19@reddit
Old Navy has them too, along with Jelly purses that have holes as big as a sand toy basket.
beofscp@reddit
Yikes. I can feel the blisters forming already and the dirt on my feet. Remember how your feet would sweat, mix with the dirt that came through the holes and basically made mud in your shoes? Hard pass. I’ve already lived that.
PassionJumpy544@reddit
Maybe if they have one in my size because I remember my feet being tortured in them jellies 😆
Luna-Gitana@reddit
I feel they never fully left.
CraftyCycle3727@reddit
ew
absentlyric@reddit
I can smell this picture
Impressive-Cat-2088@reddit
Last summer I grabbed a pair for 10$ at Old Navy, and when I tell you they are the most comfy pair of shoes I own… you’ll have to pry them from my cold, dead hands. These are not the same jellies I wore in the 80s!
Important_Chef_4717@reddit
They’ve been back for at least a decade! Our daughter wore them 😂
They are actually made better now. Mini Melissas were the brand we wore and they smelled EXACTLY like Mr Scents markers.
Dogs still love to chew them tho. Dogs don’t care if you spend $100 on them either 💀
gotbock@reddit
Now we just need to bring back Zubaz to complete the look.
OffMeta13@reddit
79 dollars?!?!
eternallysantanasass@reddit
My feet felt this picture 🤣
SewistDoc46@reddit
No. The pain and the STANK. God no
AshamedOfMyTypos@reddit
And the discoloration after two wears.
beatlefreak_1981@reddit
Man those things should have stayed in the past where they belong!
2gecko1983@reddit
I foresee a lot of scraped knees.
Coitus_lnterruptus@reddit
As a dude, these were never on the feet of the girls I liked. All the girls I liked wore Keds.
KTDiabl0@reddit
High-top Keds, my beloved!
Euphoric_Bliss4421@reddit
I graduated to Airwalks back then.
DuckTalesOohOoh@reddit
Because they were only popular for about 4 months. Then they became poverty shoes because they were so cheap and so horrible to wear.
Mysterious_Carpet752@reddit
In my 20's I found a brand new pair of Keds in a thrift store and wore them until they fell apart. They were the most comfortable shoes I've ever worn in my entire life and I miss them.
Glad-Arugula-8387@reddit
I loved Keds
sepsie@reddit
You missed the most diabolical pair from this season
anotherfandomfanatic@reddit
Target has them for cheaper, so you don’t have to pay $80 for them. More like $10 there.
Warm_Bookkeeper_1501@reddit
No!
Successful-Winter237@reddit
sunnymcbunny@reddit
I’m not paying $80 for blisters
bountiful_garden@reddit
The blisters I used to get from these. They should have stayed where we left them.
NotATreeJaca@reddit
$79????!?!
jjjjennyandthebets@reddit
I got three pairs last year from target and they are SO comfortable!! Nothing like how they were back in the day. And they haven’t made my feet stink! Double win!!
Image_Inevitable@reddit
DO THEY SMELL THE SAME???
Smidgeon10@reddit
In this economy? With these oil prices?!? Serious status signal lol
RelationshipLevel506@reddit
79 dollars!
AvaLadyofLight@reddit
My feet hurt just looking at them.
RollingKatamari@reddit
That price is outrageous!
Kick these shoes back into the past where they belong
MandyLee77@reddit
$79.00 😂😂😂😂
According-Property64@reddit
I always wanted a nice black or indigo pair especially the Sparkly ones
littlelibrarylady@reddit
I wore these as a teen in the 90s. Flat ones and then got platform ones from DELiA*s. Omg, my feet would sweat so bad and stink and I’m amazed I didn’t break an ankle in the platforms. Not to mention the horrifying squeak squeak squeak when walking.
My sister bought my daughter jellies and she’s obsessed. They make her feet so rank. It’s like passing a baton, I guess.
chels182@reddit
My thanks. I can feel the agony from here
TinkTink3@reddit
Why!? They stink, they aren’t comfortable, and they cause blisters! Btw I had them in pink and also in silver glitter in the 80s
Independent-Cut-138@reddit
They should have stayed gone. 😭
dlgirl81@reddit
I used to wear my Jellies so much in the summertime I had tan lines on my feet. Or maybe it was just dirt hahaha 😂
No_Minute_4789@reddit
Of all the childhood fashion to come full circle and rise again, this is one of the tackiest. These look classy in zero settings. Why, WHY are these almost 80 dollars? They're basically made of the same quality of plastic as a water bottle! Even if they looked good enough to warrant the price tag, (and they don't), the foot pain isn't worth it. These things never get "worn in", they will just keep cutting feet until thrown out.
They're nostalgic. They look better with that tortoise shell pattern. That's about all these have going for them.
neliz@reddit
$79? I wore these for swimming as a kid and they were $1.50 in the 80's
Aggravating_Dirt8366@reddit
I’ve been wearing the ballet flat version of jellies from Melissa shoes for years and they are actually pretty comfy. Regular ballet flats just get trashed in like 6 months but the ones I have are still going strong after like 7 years. I just scrub them with bathroom cleaner when they are dirty lol
sarahbellah1@reddit
I still have the scars from making the horrible mistake of riding my bike in my jellies in the 80s - sliding sideways down the street as I fell, as the skin visible through each little window on the side was scraped clean off.
planetofthegrapes@reddit
$79?! Try seven OR nine dollars.
Dimplefrom-YA@reddit
i LOVED jellies
Real_Life_Sushiroll@reddit
Why'd you guys come up with a new name for crocs?
Mirewen15@reddit
Yay blisters!
West-Birthday4475@reddit
But do they have that great grid pattern on the soles that leaves cool footprints in the dirt, and also picks up every little rock and pebble you encounter, so that your floors get scratched up when you get home and you can’t figure out why until you notice a slight tapping noise when you walk?? Cause if they don’t, then they’re not authentic. 😉
TomeThugNHarmony4664@reddit
The Dude approves.
ilrosewood@reddit
I can smell this post
thedatsun78@reddit
Th dude abides, man.
HesitantlyYours@reddit
Finally you can say bye to those pesky calloused feet!
BamaSweetie1978@reddit
Earned my feet scars already from childhood jelly shoe blisters. It’s now someone else’s right of passage, will not be reliving that trend.
turbojac@reddit
No their not
TifanAching@reddit
I have the same stuff lining the bottom of my sink.
Impressive-Ask4169@reddit
Ahh, this is the 2nd (or 3rd time) they’ve come back around. My back hurts.
Both-Independence399@reddit
Plastic: $79🤡
Glittershitz37@reddit
Fuck them shoes.
CosmicPotatoMan007@reddit
Why are you doing this to yourself?
West-Birthday4475@reddit
Wait, I just noticed that this is 5 different brands of jelly shoes. Are they only making shoes of jelly now?? Is this another of the “wonders” of 2026??
teffanien@reddit
Sam Edelman 👀
AssociationOdd1563@reddit
Gross
JazzlikeAd1555@reddit
Stinky and beat up feat are back y’all
justlike_honey18@reddit
When I was a child, I loved my jellies so much that my mom caught me wearing them to bed one night because I didn’t want to part with them. We had an important talk about no shoes in bed. I was obsessed with special shoes like the ruby slippers, ballet slippers, Cinderella’s glass slippers, etc. so I’m assuming they were my version of those.
felly_fell@reddit
I can still smell these from 1989, which was the last time I owned a pair of these.
newyork_newyork_@reddit
The Row brought them back in 2024. $890.
Visible-Fun4400@reddit
Payless had them for twelve dollars back in the day.
godofwine16@reddit
I used to to to Ralph’s and write checks for my half and half for my White Russians in these
Euphoric_Bliss4421@reddit
Oh no lol I had to have those as a child and they cut open wounds in my feet. Then my evil stepmom said that if I had to have them that bad I was wearing them. I cringe every time I see them now.
Much_Ad470@reddit
Omg no…just no….
YakiVegas@reddit
I hate flats. Reminds me of my grandma’s feet. Never attractive and no arch support so they’re bad for you, too.
DuckTalesOohOoh@reddit
Keds were popular during this time, too.
YakiVegas@reddit
Her name is Noelle, I have a dream about her...
Calm_Researcher9172@reddit
My feet hate you right now… 😂
darlingmagpie@reddit
My plantar fasciitis is screaming
jadethebard@reddit
$79 blisters. Inflation is ridiculous.
10110011100021@reddit
Difficult_Cake_7460@reddit
No. No. These sucked then, they will suck forever
Neurodrill@reddit
Yeah that decimal point is too far to the right
carrierael77@reddit
Still have a scar and a spot that gets painful easily as a result of jellies.
SpicyHuckleberry@reddit
I feel the blisters forming
DeliciousMoments@reddit
The smell of these by summer’s end good lord
Oomlotte99@reddit
Sweaty feet with zig zag dirt lines all summer long. Lol.
StayOffTheCounter@reddit
Everyone’s backs are going to hurt after a day in these.
Direct_Researcher901@reddit
I’ve seen them in j crew and zara over the past couple of years
KickRepresentative93@reddit
Bring on Xuxa jellies.
Key_Cheesecake9926@reddit
Nordstroms corporate deciding the price on these dollar store shoes.
Ketokitchenwizard@reddit
This picture gave me blisters.
andiluxe@reddit
And stinky feet.
Jet44444@reddit
And sweaty feet.
FireFairy323@reddit
I once took my jellie shoes off in a car and almost made a grown man vomit while he was driving. My mom didn't buy me any more jellie shoes after that.
mistegirl@reddit
Holy memory unlock! I actually tried wearing these in like 7th or 8th grade and one day during class slipped one off under my desk because my foot hurt. The teacher actually pulled me out of class to tell me that my feet stink
RandomTreat@reddit
Literally the worst smell ever. You are not alone in your victimization from these shoes!!
Neil_sm@reddit
Oof 😬 damn!
No_Intern_4328@reddit
Remember how much noise they made when you walked? Who thought they were ever a good idea
CrackinBones204@reddit
A younger me going off to hopscotch
Dandibear@reddit
My pinky toe says no, absolutely not.
wintercast@reddit
i NEVER understood how my step sister could wear them. i would get horrible blisters just looking at them let alone wearing them.
-jenaltamate-@reddit
$80 blisters. Nah.
AMom2129@reddit
$79? I swear they were $5 dollars back in the day.
neonblackiscool@reddit
I have Melissa jellies, no pain! https://www.shopmelissa.com/collections/the-og-possession
Striking-Win-3239@reddit
Oh god. I loved these in kindergarten and my senior year. I don’t think on can take them on again.
caratron5000@reddit
ROUND THREE!
llahlahkje@reddit
Even adjusted for inflation it's under $20.
Modern America is more full of gouging than a Three Stooges marathon.
Gee. I wonder why!
LAffaire-est-Ketchup@reddit
My feet hurt just looking at this post
DanicaDarkhand@reddit
I think even almost 40 years later I still have blisters.
CharacterRoom613@reddit
I remember these. Painful and if you were out at a family gathering, you would take these off and see all the dirt that got stuck on your feet. Oh childhood
sourpussmcgee@reddit
lol $79 for sweaty blusters
fruitjerky@reddit
I tried some on recently and I assure you they are not back. Never. Nope.
I did get a jelly bag though.
yesmoreeggtalk67@reddit
Left interesting tan lines too.
Pleasant_Fruit_144@reddit
You don't know stinky feet until you wear Jellies
Apprehensive-Dog6997@reddit
I just saw a lady wearing some today and did a full blown double take like a cartoon.
OpportunitySalty7087@reddit
This is at least the third coming of the jelly in my lifetime.
Barely short of 50.
Demi_Monde_@reddit
My mother forbid me to wear them because she was worried they would destroy my feet. This post had me thinking... maybe it is my jelly time?
Then I read the comments.
OtherlandGirl@reddit
Holy crap! I knew my mom was lying when she said the $5 ones at the grocery store were too expensive!
EverythingIsCreepy@reddit
Hurt so good as a 7 yr old.
hasanicecrunch@reddit
The super cheap ones on Amazon are actually way cuter than these. They ARE thin like zero support but really nice for a pool or beach day or quick errands. I love mine. These ones are ugly
Curious_Orange8592@reddit
No, unacceptable, they should never have existed and I refuse to accept that they're back
AnteaterCritical9168@reddit
My daughter has been obsessed with jellies for a few years. She also loves to match me. Last year I found us matching jellies and I was so excited. I wore them once.
I did not remember them being so uncomfortable!
housemoneyrocketship@reddit
I remember thinking how uncomfortable they’d be back then and never bought them lol
ChickenMae@reddit
Once got my foot caught in the spokes of a huffy wearing those bad boys. Now then I see them it triggers my PTSD
Rhiannon1307@reddit
80 bucks to get sweaty, stinky feet. What a neat idea.
cacecil1@reddit
OUCH my feet. I like how they are jellies but boring colors. Come on folks, we need neon pink with glitter.
InfowarriorKat@reddit
I remember the lattice in the toe area would always break and they would leave a weird pattern of dirt/ sweat. Clearly I wore them in outdoor play activities that were inappropriate for that kind of "shoe" 🤣.
Far-Performer-6034@reddit
Why?
girlchef79@reddit
Mmm, I can already smell the foot sweat
robbin-smiles@reddit
Jellys yes enjoy your blisters if you plan on walking more then 10 minutes in the heat on a hot day….
Crocs may be ugly but they save my fucker up former dancer feet and they won’t rip the skin off your feet if you go sockless to go run out quick.
Plus if you want to go croc crazy check out platform crocs… you’ll still be able to walk and they add like 3 inches and if you needed to run away you definitely could…
Infinite-Tomorrow-15@reddit
I never got them as a kid now as an adult all I see is pain
Lexi_November@reddit
I just had a PTSD flashback of sweaty blisters, pinkie toe escapes, and deep sorrow.
They have made them ugly though, like setting aside the ridiculous price, why are they so blah? And in odd shapes?
I want an excessive amount of glitter inside a silver or pink shoe in the classic shape. If I am going to traumatize my toes again I need to at least be sparkling.
Terrible-Big-Baby888@reddit
I can smell them through the screen
LKayRB@reddit
Anemones_In__Spades@reddit
If they're not Melissa jellies then I don't bother. I want the strawberry smelling plastic!
Shehulks1@reddit
My feet would be so sweaty.
PatientTurtle@reddit
Everyone talking about the blisters and the smell but jellies came to an end for me the moment I had an angry giant red ant crawl into the toe of mine, and I said no more jellies. For..e..VER
Lumpy_Branch_552@reddit
In the weird unflattering “updated” ballet shoe shape.
CoffeholicWild@reddit
Only want them if they have a color-change-in-the-sun pair, but I don't want to pay 80$ to have my feet torn up by them . . .
Boring_Raspberry_481@reddit
Remember the tan marks!
switheld@reddit
these are such horrible shoes. the one thing i used to think they were good for was wet situations (e.g. rain or puddles)
but one time i wore some while wading in a creek near my grandparents' house and they caught minnows in them. i was freaking out!! (i hate fish)
BrittaUnfiltered67@reddit
I remember them covered in mud and bugs.
BrittaUnfiltered67@reddit
Be careful with these when walking in the sun.
BrittaUnfiltered67@reddit
Ow! And 79 dollars? My mother must have bought me the KMart knockoffs.
AltSpaceCake@reddit
Made my feet all sweaty just looking at them. No thank you
chrismill82@reddit
I made the mistake of wearing them to an amusement park in the peak of summer. They made my feet sweat so much. I was slipping out of them all day. My feet were so dirty. The sweat and dirt mixed and made like a brown sludge. So gross.
FirstConsideration12@reddit
I remember that brown sludge so well! So disgusting!
Equal_Painting534@reddit
Memory unlocked (unfortunately) lol
perfectlyniceperson@reddit
Oh my god I’d forgotten about that nasty ass sludge
ExpensiveWords4u@reddit
Same 😆
milksteakenthusiast1@reddit
LMAOOO I immediately thought of the Dane Cook joke, I never knew what they actually looked like as a teen because they were before my time
Canyon_Cruiser@reddit
I can smell these photos 😂
PickleFlavordPopcorn@reddit
I was a verrrry fussy child about dirt and smells (like probably clinically significant and needed help but it was the 80s so that didn’t happen) and I remember wearing these once or twice when I was probably 7 years old. They felt so revolting on my feet and I still remember how dirty and stinky they got in, like, one hour. I think I threw them away myself
slyseekr@reddit
$80 for shoes that make your feet look like waffle fries.
DiscoBogWitch@reddit
Begged parents for a pair when I was a young kid. Dad initially refused because he thought they were too slippery and I’d slip and break my neck. I must have wore him down because I remember running through the grocery store proudly in my new turquoise jellies. The last thing I saw was a bright yellow “Wet Floor” sign at my eye level before I slipped and went face first into the linoleum floor, hard. Cue my screaming and blood gushing out of my nose. Dad ran and picked me up, carrying me to the back of the store to get help as both my nostrils sprayed his white shirt red. I was fine but his shirt was not. Jellies mysteriously disappeared after that day.
spleenycat@reddit
Not for that price.
pavilionaire2022@reddit
I'm a dude, and I was jelly of the girls for this.
jennyobo@reddit
I always wanted a pair of these. They looked so amazing to seven year old me, but after reading all of the comments, I guess I was lucky to never get a pair.
Suspicious-Grand9781@reddit
The blisters.
Holoafer@reddit
I got a pair with a corkboard sole and they are super comfy.
Swarley_Marley@reddit
Those are ugly. There are cute ballet flat jellies on Amazon for $10.
Vintage_Visionary@reddit
Ok_Pitch5865@reddit
$80??????!!! LOL
cat_selling_souls@reddit
79 dollars to relive my kindergarten memories of the bottom of my feet hurting so bad I had to give up playing? Hell no.
Gornashk@reddit
Wait these aren't just 3d printed?!
pickledpeachesforall@reddit
Yay! Weird, sweaty, sort of slimy feet are back! Blisters for all!....though i miss jellies anyway.
SashaVibez@reddit
All the symptoms but with a hefty price tag.
CharmingMechanic2473@reddit
I still have scars.
PollyannaFlwr@reddit
$79 for blisters and sweaty feet??
PotsMomma84@reddit
No. My feet probably suck because of these.
famousanonamos@reddit
Back again, blisters and all. I can smell this picture. And $80, really?
MrsBridgerton@reddit
I have seen. And they are uglier than on our time. Those prices are insane. Its a big pass for me. I remember not being able to walk w them bc they were so slippery w my feet sweating.
Ambitious_Jelly8783@reddit
No.
NotSingleAnymore@reddit
What in the wife world of 99cent store bull shit is this. Those are poverty shoes.
DieAloneWith72Cats@reddit
I actually just said this to my husband. I grew up tragically poor, and even I had 2 pair! The nerve to charge $80 per pair
justonemom14@reddit
$79 plus tax comes out to $85.52
DieAloneWith72Cats@reddit
In this economy….no ma’am
HisMrsAraya@reddit
Not for that price?!!! Ruin my feet for cheaper! Lol
Top_Violinist_9052@reddit
We’ve been there done that. Let another gen go through it. My feet have lived through enough.
raisinghellions@reddit
My little toe is aching just looking at these.
defiancy@reddit
My 4 year old loves them
Commercial-Housing23@reddit
I remember these and the painful blisters that went along
Tasia528@reddit
Good lord - SO many blisters on the knuckles of my toes.
West-Birthday4475@reddit
$79?! 😆
RicketyCricketsDrum@reddit
$80 for those pieces of crap?! They hurt my feet as a 7 yr old. Not going down that road again
RavioliContingency@reddit
Band-Aid’s CEO rn
MasterPhilip@reddit
$80?!?
BraeCol@reddit
Oh, I get to relive THAT smell again.
CtrayX@reddit
Not for $79 they're not.
amindfulloffire@reddit
A photo I can smell.
GenXer-Bitch@reddit
Walmart had them a few years ago. Sparkly ones!
Bonbonnibles@reddit
I could never spend that much on stinky, sweaty feet covered in blisters.
blinkertx@reddit
The Dide abides
Ditzy_Davros@reddit
Noooo...! I won't wear them! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!
EmmalouEsq@reddit
I hated the rocks that got stuck in the spaces at the bottom. The sweat and lines were just the icing on the shit cake
Lafemmedelargent@reddit
I imagine a corporate meeting where a bunch of execs are like "let's trick the masses into wear plastic shoes with a 1mm% markup. And then rubbing their hands together like bad movie villains.
tweetyonetwothree@reddit
My youngest daughter used to like to wear hers to bed...she loved those shoes!
Fartknocker500@reddit
Enjoy your stinky feet!
I had these in the 80’s. So nasty.
Beautiful-Year-6310@reddit
I used to get my jellies for like $3 a pair by digging through a bin full of them in Cost Cutters as a kid in the 80’s. $79 is an abomination. They were cute because they were cheap but they were never comfortable.
UrbanJunglee@reddit
This doesn't seem like an era where plastic-laden overpriced garbage is gonna be the hot item. I don't believe they're gonna take off.
Normal-Top-1985@reddit
I'll be at Marshalls waiting for these to go on clearance.
p8nt_junkie@reddit
MommaOfManyCats@reddit
$79???
SoloForks@reddit
Some people like to be abused and will pay money for it.
niseynisey@reddit
My pinky toe hurts just looking at this picture.
Ultimate-Flexionator@reddit
$80 for a $3 pressure mold shoe.
CAPITALISM
Sad_Palpitation6844@reddit
they aren't as awesome as I remember. I don't remember crying about my heels and toes being hamburger from them
Pmood@reddit
Ew
Yo_momma_so_fat77@reddit
Uhhhh $79 ?? Girl I wouldn’t take em for free. Where the fk is Payless
moobileme@reddit
some things should just not come back and this is one of them.... and 79 bucks, no thanks
Angelawina@reddit
Noooo.
S0bchak@reddit
Sweet, I've been waiting over 2 decades to complete my Jeffrey Lebowski costume.
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Public_Associate_874@reddit
These are fugly
rialucia@reddit
TF out of here with that. No.
thinkspeak_@reddit
I loved my jellies both times around but who in their right mind would pay $79 for sweaty feet and blisters. If we’re gonna bring back jellies and sweatpants and baby doll tees we need to also bring back k-mart
New_Stats@reddit
80 dollars? FOR PLASTIC???
ugh, I hate this whole entire economy
DudeCanNotAbide@reddit
Ah, even more awful than I remember with that joke price 😂
Brattystarchild@reddit
Melissa shoes are the best jellies.
purpleWord_spudger@reddit
I got caught excitedly staring at a lady's feet trying to decide if her black see--through shoes were jellies or some kind of mesh. 99% they were jellies and she thought I was crazy. They looked very cool
itadapeezas@reddit
OMG YESSSSSSSS
ManufacturerWild430@reddit
Fuck yes
AnnetteXyzzy@reddit
Damn I love these shoes.
101violations@reddit
The fcked up tan lines these gave my feet on top of the wicked nasty blisters. Never again
KeyFeeFee@reddit
My feet are sweating just looking at them. And then the little pieces by the toes eventually pop off and they’re trash. Damn I loved those so hard though
Next-Honeydew4130@reddit
I lived my jellies when I was FIVE the one time I wore them before realizing that having dripping wet sweaty feet was not worth it.
DeathByJell-O@reddit
No...they're not...
Finalgirlcandy@reddit
Just looking at this, I got a blister
nblastoff@reddit
I 3d print my own these days
MushLampMaker@reddit
Is there any way to wear these shoes without blisters?
Quinalla@reddit
They have been back for a while, 9 or so years. These new ones appear safer to wear!
No-Kaleidoscope6848@reddit
Plastic-Confection68@reddit
These have been back for a few years now. The Row sold them 2 years ago for 890$. https://www.vogue.com/article/jennifer-lawrence-controversial-summer-shoes-the-row-jelly-flats
Next-Honeydew4130@reddit
This can’t be real.
AshDogBucket@reddit
TBF they never went anywhere... I bought a pair 8 or 10 years ago.
Wendy-Windbag@reddit
Crocs made some a number of years back that were sooo comfortable. The tops were like a transparent jelly crocs material, even some colors had glitter.
MedicalRhubarb7@reddit
I can smell this picture
officermeowmeow@reddit
I loved my jellies. When I was like 10 or 11, I had my first taste of intrusive thoughts and took off one of my jelly sandals and threw it over the side of a bridge into a river. I was so upset 😭 but at least my mom didn't ask why I came home with bare feet 😅
Texas_Kimchi@reddit
Nothing smelled worse than a pile of jelly's. The girls used be out all day in them and they'd pile them up outside and it was like someone left a dead body at the door.
5ladyfingersofdeath@reddit
These were $1.00 at Michael's in the 80s.
blinkrm@reddit
GodOfPopTarts@reddit
In pog form.
DazzlingBullfrog9@reddit
$80 FOR ALL THE BLISTERS
Superb_Valuable_5789@reddit
Not for 79.00 dollars they ain’t!
rjd014@reddit
80 bucks in wild.
FormidableMistress@reddit
I didn't have jellies like this but I did have clear flip flops I wore with rainbow striped toe socks in high school.
spicysatisfaction@reddit
The blisters and pain is real!🤣🤣🙏🙏🚶♀️🚶♀️
big_ringer@reddit
I literally felt a chill down my spine upon looking at those. I am not kidding.
tMoneyMoney@reddit
My 5yo daughter has been obsessed with jellies for a few years now. Guess she’s a fashion visionary.
Mamaphruit@reddit
I’m sorry did that say $79?!?!?! I….. oof that’s a lot to pay for smelly feet and blisters but I guess do whatcha gotta
Old_Studio_6079@reddit
I live in Arizona and once had pry these off my feet after walking a mile in the summer. I had burns and blisters from the melted plastic.
justducky4now@reddit
I feel the blister already.
CardioTornado@reddit
I got some last year from Target. 20-ish bucks a pair, I think?
eannaj@reddit
I have a pair of the steve maddens and a pair of the dolce vitas and they are so incredibly well made and comfortable!
Harkonnen_Dog@reddit
We can probably 3-D print that shit for $.30 a pair.
zozospencil@reddit
When I was 7, our car broke down leaving the grocery store. My mom, my sister, me…we walked home in jellies. Worst foot pain of my life and I am now in my late forties. Curse the people that are bringing these back.
Rinzy2000@reddit
Not for $79, they aren’t.
OrganicAverage1@reddit
Foot sweat
PlatypusDependent271@reddit
Lots of women gonna be walking around with stinky feet.
throwawaylol666666@reddit
This happens every 5-10 years or so.
leahish@reddit
I am getting blisters just looking at this photo. I refuse to to go back! Girls, we will not go back!!
jenbenfoo@reddit
I work at Target and we had some last summer! I think they were like $20. And they were also vaguely scented like fruit....and plastic lol. I actually bought a pair but they didn't fit correctly so I ended up returning them
The1Zenith@reddit
Nordstrom is smoking something whack.
cahrens414@reddit
Hard pass.
fannyalgerpack@reddit
WHAT
MysteriousCicada5012@reddit
My wife just bought a pair a couple weeks ago, wore them to a back yard bday party.
ohfrackthis@reddit
Hell no lol 😆
SplakyD@reddit
That price is crazy.
TamarindSweets@reddit
Not for $80
jp7755qod@reddit
And here I am wearing the Vans version lol!
Lucky_Louch@reddit
With my sciatica?!? LOL yeah right.
QualityParticular739@reddit
Pictures you can smell.
Theratha@reddit
Got blisters looking at this pic.
Happy_hunny_badger@reddit
I’ve had some for a few years I got off Shein, pink with glitter and black with glitter 🥳
fatkidscandystore@reddit
I would steal my sisters and use them to play in the creek and catch crawdads.
cheweduptoothpick@reddit
My feet are bleeding jusg from my eyes seeing this.
Subject-Direction628@reddit
I feel the pain. They were like $1 at giant tiger back in the day.
redbeardmax@reddit
My wife audibly said fuck yeah (followed by wtf at the price tag)
Just_Me_79@reddit
I LIVED in jellies when I was a kid, now my feet are howling just LOOKING at them, and my soul is horrified at the price!
hahagato@reddit
I don’t think they ever really went away. I feel like every 5 years or so they make a resurgence. Then they disappear long enough for everyone to forget the misery of wearing them.
pastelbutcherknife@reddit
I got a free pair from Los Angeles Apparel with an order last year. They’re actually pretty decent dock shoes
Roobix9@reddit
Absolutely not. Lol
Ashleej86@reddit
ok but don't pay more than $10 for them
The_Curvy_Unicorn@reddit
My god, my feet sweat and hurt just looking at these pics. I think I’ll keep my Birks.
shrimpcreole@reddit
Between the jellies and birkenstocks, this summer will be one of funky feet. Yuck.
0coconut0@reddit
Sweaty, slippery, blistery…pass!
disgirl4eva@reddit
Immediately no
PenelopeRupert@reddit
Zealousideal-Rent-77@reddit
They never went away for kids.
Zefury83@reddit
Women hate those shoes.
Glad-Arugula-8387@reddit
Oh my I just got mine at Kmart back in the day. Then they would basically melt in the sun lol
blessitspointedlil@reddit
Eeeeeew! To both the price and the toe pinching!
Fairymask@reddit
This feels like hot sweaty blisters.
MsElena99@reddit
For that much money, they better came with a blister free warranty or money back guarantee. That’s crazy!! 🤪
Amylein17@reddit
No
BoyznGirlznBabes@reddit
Careless-Upstairs-36@reddit
79?? I got some for like 10$ on amazon a few months ago.
EggDull5680@reddit
When a rock would get inside - ouch!
Charming-Insurance@reddit
$79 American dollars!? JHC…
KarenEiffel@reddit
You had to wash off the feet stank, but it hurt and stung so bad because these things rubbed your feet raw so you had to scrub open wounds. No thank you, never again.
Best-Investigator261@reddit
I was thinking about jellies this week and wondering when they disappeared. I couldn’t pinpoint that. Well, now, a new generation can experience all the joys (pains haha) of them. Me and my feet? Never again. 😝
Exciting-Argument-67@reddit
Cool, cannot wait to get those retro blisters all over my feet.
antisocialnetwork77@reddit
Honnies had them high-top jellys…
Sad_Apple_3387@reddit
No thank you sticky feet
martapap@reddit
They were so uncomfortable as a kid.
greatdanegal1985@reddit
NewWayHom@reddit
I can smell and feel these pictures.
Turtlegirlh@reddit
Slipped and slid all the time in these.. outside playing in water they were the worst!!
Ill-Percentage-3276@reddit
The back of my heels simply cannot. I can already feel the burning and stinging.
cashews_clay15@reddit
I would wear the hell out of those Jeffrey Campbells.