TNG was kind to animals... No Camel toes or Moose knuckles were hurt during filming...
Posted by ramfoodie@reddit | TNG | View on Reddit | 126 comments
opusrif@reddit
You just don't see guys cos playing these outfits for some reason...
makegifsnotjifs@reddit
Ahem ...
2112guru@reddit
I'll be in my bunk...
Ralph--Hinkley@reddit
You or someone lightened that frame.
makegifsnotjifs@reddit
It's not a screen shot, had TNG on in the background one day and paused it as I left the room ... came back to that hilarity and snapped a pic with my phone.
Here's a screen grab.
Ralph--Hinkley@reddit
That must be it.
LOL, I'm sure you "just-so-happened" to pause it there. ;-)
Elvindmt@reddit
Processing img xksyrl3iy8wg1...
Ralph--Hinkley@reddit
Sexy, babyfaced Riker.
jorel43@reddit
Whoa what episode is this from?
makegifsnotjifs@reddit
The Ensigns of Command
makegifsnotjifs@reddit
I think it's First Contact, but not sure
immallama21629@reddit
Boy, that ain't leaving much to the imagination
makegifsnotjifs@reddit
This was my steam profile picture for a bit
Reasonable_Gift7525@reddit
Stable wormhole to the gamma quadrant
kmaguffin@reddit
https://i.redd.it/y6z0se5nh1wg1.gif
ramfoodie@reddit (OP)
Deanna Troi didn't know where to look...
45runs@reddit
I’ve always thought there’s some Martin Short in him
qubedView@reddit
Really wants to stare at his mangina.
Lokitusaborg@reddit
I’m ol greggggg!
isthisonetaken13@reddit
You ever drink Bailey's from a shoe?
Nuts-And-Volts@reddit
MrGeekman@reddit
His downstairs mix-up.
sarcasticbaldguy@reddit
Make an assessment.
Assos99@reddit
Do you love me? Do you want me? Are you playing your mi d games with me? Ole gregggggg!
Total-Combination-47@reddit
After she saw Riker in this she never loved another man ever…
Lokitusaborg@reddit
That’s the look my dog gives me when I ask her who got into the trash.
FragrantExcitement@reddit
This is what is missing from today's Star Trek.
Jealous_Response_492@reddit
No. This is an example of what with wrong with Roddenberry's vision. Poor Patrick Stewart on Picard's Risa Vacation, Ouch, that is not comfortable attire.
Jetstream-Sam@reddit
That and trying to make costumes with a shoestring budget because you've got 26 episodes to make.
DerSnackpapst@reddit
More like a g-string budget. Right? Right?
Trismesjistus@reddit
👉😉👉
BigConstruction4247@reddit
🥁🥁 tss
howardscurlywig@reddit
TNG had one of the highest budgets in tv at the time. $2,000,000 per episode which is like $6,000,000 today
clgoodson@reddit
Two million was later seasons. It was one million in the first season. Plus they had a lot to do with that one million.
Jetstream-Sam@reddit
There's also a ton of extra costs first season, like building the ship models, the main bridge sets and others like shuttles, special effects that they reuse, and then regular season stuff like paying actors and extras, renting outdoor sets, indoor studio space and so on
They weren't making clip shows because they think they're great, they were genuinely out of money sometimes
yeahalrightgoon@reddit
Worth it for Riker giving Picard the equivalent of a pineapple on a cruise, without telling him what it was.
primalmaximus@reddit
Pineapple on a cruise? What's that supposed to mean?
yeahalrightgoon@reddit
You put a magnet of a pineapple on your door, and it's a sign that you enjoy meeting other couples for recreation.
primalmaximus@reddit
Ah, good to know.
SeaSDOptimist@reddit
Buys 50 magnets, leaves them on 50 random doors when going on a cruise. Yep, good to know.
SirStocksAlott@reddit
MarvinStolehouse@reddit
Like board games?
The-Spirit-of-76@reddit
Na, it's a class on semenship, where they teach you how to tie knots.
Jealous_Response_492@reddit
Wasn't it a stature, a Horgon perhaps.
yeahalrightgoon@reddit
Yeah it was a little statue thing, that basically told people "I want to fuck, come and talk to me about it.", which Riker knew, but Picard did not.
MindlessNectarine374@reddit
What do you have against sexual liberation?
Jealous_Response_492@reddit
Absolutely nothing. and there is absolutely nothing liberating by the above costume.
Delicious-Gap-6678@reddit
Yeah, it's pretty creepy in hindsight.
validelad@reddit
😂
dinosaurkiller@reddit
Moose knuckles? Or awful writing?
NantucketNavi@reddit
Rocking knuck
THE_CENTURION@reddit
You know a guy in the biz named DeSoto?
multic94@reddit
This episode was weirdly sexual and involved children which to this day just really rubs me the wrong way. Love the show, but this episode is always an instant skip for me.
Samas34@reddit
They kept it pretty tasteful from what I remember of it as a teen myself at the time.
Brenda Bakke in this was still my teen crush though...along with her in 'Hot Shots part Deux'
Ralph--Hinkley@reddit
Holy shit, I never knew that was her in Hot Shots! I've certainly killed many babies in her name.
jorel43@reddit
Yeah everyone knows teenagers don't think about sex, or have nothing to do with sex and should be sheltered...
SirStocksAlott@reddit
LocoitusOfBong@reddit
pause, when the fuck did they clockwork orange Wesley?
bivium_6@reddit
The Game season 5 I think. The whole crew gets addicted to a VR game
Feral_Sheep_@reddit
That game sucked too.
Aridyne@reddit
doesn't need to be good if it mainlines heroin straight into the brain tissue
NutshellOfChaos@reddit
You just gotta relax and let it happen.........
The-Spirit-of-76@reddit
At least it didn't have microtransactions.
stubbornkelly@reddit
Just microorgasms.
VGuyver@reddit
Oh that's the 3D videogame that brainwashed the entire crew episode.
LocoitusOfBong@reddit
Ah, that tracks.
dnkroz3d@reddit
And there's this infamous scene ...
Ralph--Hinkley@reddit
She had no bra.
sarcasticbaldguy@reddit
Time to replicate some lube.
SoloCompadre@reddit
She was cute!
blindreefer@reddit
👈<<<<<
Meticulate@reddit
Everytime I see screenshots from this episode, I'm like... "God damn it, Gene"
AdagioVast@reddit
Thank you. Now I cannot unsee that.
Vampirero@reddit
Crusher thinks this is a great planet for kids. Or words to this effect....
funlovingguy9001@reddit
OMG this episode. I have to admit I had 2nd hand cringe embarrassment for the actors. What a corny, goofy episode, but a fun watch.
qpv@reddit
Yeah its a wack one. Interesting thinker though on a lot of levels
Lemony_Oatmilk@reddit
Was this the sex robot planet or something other horny planet
ThePrisonSoap@reddit
Actually it was the death sentence jogger orgy planet
abornemath@reddit
If this was my first acting gig, I don’t know what I would do. Having to wear that?
AmeliaNeek@reddit
Looks like they both have camel toes there. 😂
Samas34@reddit
See...Dad bod's were sexy even in the nineties!
Independent-File-519@reddit
if he wasnt hurting he was wearing fakes
greeneggiwegs@reddit
With all the people they have working on these to ensure consistency and proper makeup’ you’d think there would be someone to check for cameltoe but apparently not
jorel43@reddit
They didn't care back then, And to be honest we shouldn't be caring about that now either.
wb6vpm@reddit
I just watched this episode. So much wrong with it… (from a story perspective)
lordfarshave@reddit
What the eff were they thinking?
ccaccus@reddit
“You’ll be fine. It’ll be completely blurred by the CRTs at home. Don’t worry about it.”
JoeMax93@reddit
Boob slings are a grand old Star Trek tradition!
Jean-LucBacardi@reddit
Honestly that's about the most clothes that actress ever wore on screen back then lol. She was known for some
HollandHealy@reddit
What's her name? For science.
raynicolette@reddit
You may recognize her as Lana Turner. As in, “A hooker cut to look like Lana Turner is still a hooker. She just looks like Lana Turner.”
jmmcd@reddit
LA Confidential? A great movie.
Jean-LucBacardi@reddit
Brenda Bakke
HollandHealy@reddit
Thanks. Death Spa (1988) looks promising.
El_Duder_Abides@reddit
1988 me just called to say thank you, sir.
MindlessNectarine374@reddit
When I googled, I didn't find any nudes.
Jean-LucBacardi@reddit
You should look again lol. Twogether is a good one she was in.
MindlessNectarine374@reddit
Yes, I found them now.
Absentmindedgenius@reddit
Nobody's going to mention the fact that it's the same outfit, but the guys choose to have their nipples out.
The_3rd_Nephite@reddit
Let's not deny the facts. The future will be Tribbles and bikinis.
BitcoinMD@reddit
I feel bad for those actors, being offered a role and then having to choose between money and their dignity
1776-2001@reddit
Welcome to the Working Class.
MindlessNectarine374@reddit
Many actors do nude scenes.
BitcoinMD@reddit
Yes. And some consider it a difficult choice.
torchmaipp@reddit
You can't get a leading role on star trek unless you have. Even on stage. Shakespeare inspired actors will give a play an R rating just because that's how they did it back in the day.
USConservativeVegan@reddit
This episode has to be a hold over from TOS. Especially the costumes. It was like Gene didn't want to let go of the idea of scantily clad people who look like a they are living in a free love utopia with one catch.
Yeah, as a teenager, I would have taken that risk. Just stay off the grass and you get free love, seems simple enough..
Assos99@reddit
blindreefer@reddit
👈<<<<<
Silenceisgrey@reddit
man season 1 was rough
Outrageous-Buy-4958@reddit
😂🤣😂🤣
AlbertaAcreageBoy@reddit
Express_Towel47@reddit
Any…hat.
Specialk961978@reddit
Ok-Push9899@reddit
I was just thinking: Imagine if the only photo you had in your IMDB entry was you, in this costume, from this episode?
There is some actor, cant think who right now, whose only photo is him in a Nazi SS uniform. Unfortunate.
JACCO2008@reddit
Lololol
LiminalSapien@reddit
A few years back I started rewatching TNG for the first time since the nineties.
I was amazed at one of trois outfits to the point where unprompted I googled the phrase "counselor cameltoe" and the first things that popped up were images of Troi from the EPISODE I WAS WATCHING!
It remains to this day one of the funniest personal moments of my life.
I mean I was laughing so loud the neighbors in my building had to have heard 🤣
LocoitusOfBong@reddit
if it's this, that's still the first result LMAO
LiminalSapien@reddit
THAT'S IT!
🤣😂😭
Angrypoopoh@reddit
Nice planet.
42ElectricSundaes@reddit
They should be celebrated
supertucci@reddit
Good lord
PauseAffectionate720@reddit
This episode was the only place I ever saw a "Mangina".
Bushido_Seppuku@reddit
Except I'm pretty sure this is a perfect example of how messaging about overfishing in the 80s was too little too late. The dwindling number of Cod species is already evident here.
Ok-Whereas8632@reddit
My man is going to start a MooseKucular War
Zauberer-IMDB@reddit
My man really answered the question of whether he dresses to the left or right with both.
jrosehill@reddit