Is this the worst Mountain Dew of all time?
Posted by NoFaithlessness7508@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 378 comments
I knew it was a bad idea, but curiosity got the best of me.
zerosmith86@reddit
Tried to get one with a reg 2x$4 but didn't want to argue with new employee when she said 6.18 about how fucking sales work so got 2 regs for 4.28. She promised me I didn't want to try it.
epochpenors@reddit
One time on a road trip my friend pissed into a bottle that wasn’t totally empty, that was probably pretty bad
Armsmaster2112@reddit
I didn't think it was bad. The worst flavor is the Flamin Hot one. Tastes like you already have a sore throat
Rev-Dr-Slimeass@reddit
I made some of that into a cake which was alright. I no longer live in America, and when I tell people that this flavour exists, they think America is a parody of its former self.
HazardsRabona@reddit
A few days ago someone on here told me some caffeinated drinks in the US have as much as 300mg of it in one serving, and I'm still trying to wrap my head around it.
Whale-n-Flowers@reddit
Its called an ENERGY DRINK and it has ELECTROLYTES for your ENERGY NEEDS.
But also Ive seen someone order like 5 espresso shots in their Starbucks concoction, so people just reaaaaaallly like caffeine
ClickLeafChick@reddit
it's got what plants crave
Giygas_in_Onett@reddit
I usually drink two flat whites a day, so yeah, 4 shots hehe
drake22@reddit
A woman died from drinking too much caffeinated lemonade at a Panera Bread. She sued them and they settled. Tbf she did have a heart condition and so “only” had 390 mg.
lordchankaknowsall@reddit
She died and sued them? I'm confused.
LoosePrisonPurse@reddit
Trust everything you read on Reddit. /s
TundieRice@reddit
I mean it’s a true story, it was all over the news.
Obviously they meant her family sued Panera, not her corpse 🙄
drake22@reddit
Lol should have specified, twas her family.
Slade_ftp@reddit
OG 5150 pre workout had 500mg a scoop, now it’s 400mg:/ rip Rich Piana
PermanentTrainDamage@reddit
I drink those occasionally (the one I drink is called Reign) and it'll put some pep in your step for sure. I also have severe adhd and don't find it any worse than the 80mg of adderall I was taking during middle school.
Drzerockis@reddit
You gotta try the lemonade that gives you heart attacks.
rabidninjawombat@reddit
The one I drink on the regular has 344mg. 😆.
Joe_Kangg@reddit
The US jumped the shark 20 years ago
ejensen29@reddit
We are turning into the American gift shop in China version of America.
Thank you very good day!
DrDentonMask@reddit
It's certainly something.
Saint_Furby@reddit
Were you kicked out of America for making that abomination of a cake?
Rev-Dr-Slimeass@reddit
No i fled and I have been looking for Baja blast ever since
MF_Doomed@reddit
Where do you live now
Rev-Dr-Slimeass@reddit
Right this second New Zealand but moving to Australia in a couple weeks
Pndrizzy@reddit
Unfortunately, it kinda is
cornlip@reddit
I had it. It just felt like heartburn and I can’t even remember the flavor enough to describe it. I just didn’t like it. It wasn’t bad, but it wasn’t even okay, either.
MarcytheGoblinQueen@reddit
I tried the flaming hot mountain dew once, and it hurt my mouth. Eating and drinking was painful for a week afterwards
ThatDeuce@reddit
There was a spicy soda I tried I really liked. Was this it, or was this associated with cheatos?
halt-l-am-reptar@reddit
If you want a spicy soda look into ginger beer! It’s so spicy.
ThatDeuce@reddit
I bartend, I'm familiar with how the brands vary in spice and sweet intensity.
Mehdals_@reddit
Mtn dew also had a hot mango flavor that was pretty damn good.
ThatDeuce@reddit
Was it available in grocery stores??
Mehdals_@reddit
I got it at the gas station usuall I guess it was Game Fuel Mango Heat, it was a Titanfall 2 promo.
https://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2016/10/11/spotted-on-shelves-mtn-dew-game-fuel-mango-heat/
ThatDeuce@reddit
hm... Mine was red 2 years ago or so, I may have had the flamin hot. Had nothing to do with titanfall.
avelineaurora@reddit
There's Flamin' Hot Dew that was absolutely godawful, then Little Caesars briefly had a Mango Heat or something that was honestly pretty decent.
ThatDeuce@reddit
Mine I found in a grocery store, so I doubt it was LC's exclusive.
I did really like it.
peacenchemicals@reddit
kinda related to your comment but my friend put me onto this mango flavor C4 energy drink but with a subtle spicy kick to it. i drank one every day for like 2 weeks lol
ThatDeuce@reddit
Spicy can work surprisingly well with sodas.
kaveman0926@reddit
Im pretty sure Jones soda had a chili and lime flavor. Couldve been that one
ThatDeuce@reddit
Sorry, this was a mountain dew.
Armsmaster2112@reddit
There's Flamin hot cheetos and Flamin hot flavored Mountain dew. As far as I know there's no Flamin hot cheeto Mountain Dew. I've not heard of other spicy sodas but I wouldn't be surprised to see they exist.
ThatDeuce@reddit
I was going to say, the spicy mountain dew I had was rather nice to me.
Nickolas_No_H@reddit
that and the trolli one for me. maybe a warm code red. but thats mostly cause of it being warm. lol
csm1313@reddit
Oh the trolli one was so so bad
avelineaurora@reddit
Trolli was so fucking awful, I'm so disappointed. If it hadn't been ZS it might have been fine but it was the only Dew along with Flamin' Hot I couldn't finish. I even trashed a whole second carton, it wasn't even worth drinking. Waste of money.
eagledog@reddit
The Gummi Worm one wasn't bad, but it wasn't good either. It very much just was
ieatkittenies@reddit
It was a flavor to say the least
Nickolas_No_H@reddit
it left a odd off putting after taste. but mid drink was tollerable.
Weltallgaia@reddit
Shit I should have tried that. I decided it looked gross, but I really like spicy drinks. The mango fuego c4 is helping me get through night shifts lol.
Insanepaco247@reddit
I love spicy drinks but the Flamin' Hot Mountain Dew wasn't great. It just tasted like off-brand Mountain Dew with a kick that didn't do anything for the actual flavor.
kaveman0926@reddit
If I remember correctly Jones had like a chili and lime soda it might have been that one
caseythebuffalo@reddit
Nah
Hot-Refrigerator6583@reddit
That was exactly how it tasted!
ClickLeafChick@reddit
Major Melon is definitely the worst.
Cheliott@reddit
No
wavdaily@reddit
Nope, flaming hot is the worst.
drake22@reddit
I have had a bottle of that in my fridge for years, I’m too afraid to try it.
Earmilk987@reddit
I loved it, honestly. I bought a bunch of cases, gone through them all already.
InsaneTurtle@reddit
A
HazardsRabona@reddit
If it has really been in your fridge for years, you SHOULD be afraid to try it.
drake22@reddit
Idk I feel like a sealed soda left in a refrigerator will be good basically forever.
DiscussionMiddle1238@reddit
I had to spend a detention in high school with another kid dumping expired pop from the concession stand. We drank some of it, it was disgusting.
J1888@reddit
Ik a lot of packaged food and beverages are limited by the bottle or container's "expiration" date. Like water itself doesn't expire, but leave it in the bottle too long, or leave it in sunlight, and it tastes a bit like plastic or that weird flavor right?
crypt_moss@reddit
it's not just a question of how much /if the liquid inside has changed, but also of how much it has managed to degrade the plastic of the bottle, because while plastic bottles are safe enough when you consume the product within with reasonable notice, at 20+ years it's very likely some of the material has dissolved into the liquid
drake22@reddit
It's been 4 years not 20!
But you bring up a good point about plastic degrading ... and 4 years is a long time.
crypt_moss@reddit
I gotta go to bed, I genuinely red the date as 2002, 2022 is notably less questinable, but I still would be wary of it
gilly_girl@reddit
It might be as flat as a tortilla after all these years.
PhthaloVonLangborste@reddit
No, it's flat as a bottle of hot chetoes flavored mountain dew
ebolaRETURNS@reddit
I've had diet coke that was old enough that the aspartame decomposed to chemicals that aren't sweet, and it was flat in the can.
The safety was ambiguous.
avelineaurora@reddit
Cans will be fine, bottles are fucked. All the carbonation leaks out way before 4 years.
angryshib@reddit
This is what Fallout has taught me
Jealous-Report4286@reddit
I just threw one out that was in my fridge from that time period…I bought 2 drank one and the other sat in the door for years and I wasn’t ever tempted to drink it. Poured it out and it seemed carbonated probably couldn’t taste worse than “fresh”.
bruudwin@reddit
Ohh could post that in grandmas kitchen or some other subreddit about finding super old stuff in your food storage
slinky_crayon@reddit
r/DiveInYouCoward
Adversary-of-Tyrants@reddit
Dive on in.
ThatIckyGuy@reddit
Regardless of whether or not it's actually expired, it'll give you diarrhea for sure.
The-Final-Reason@reddit
You’d be able to make a killing on YouTube if this was about 10 years ago.
Stephanie-Kriesel@reddit
Will more than likely be flat
acidgoat_15@reddit
I think at this point the question would still be “to be or not to be” lol. I think bro would pass if he drank that.
drake22@reddit
It'll be fine.
allah_my_ballah@reddit
I drank it. Genuinely wasnt bad. Kinda tasted like ginger beer.
neko@reddit
They just relabeled their Christmas gingerbread flavor
Matix411@reddit
This is what toilets were made for, brother. Go forth and embrace the fires of hell.
percolator30@reddit
picture or you’re lying
drake22@reddit
The coffee creamer isn't even a year past it's date yet.
https://imgur.com/a/IPshvN0
percolator30@reddit
mostly joking kinda didn’t believe you. all i can do is respect a man that backs up his words
kingtacticool@reddit
No drink, only boof
All_Wrong_Answers@reddit
Boof isn't a real mountain dew flavor. I, mean, yet.
drake22@reddit
A fellow man of culture.
bamahoon@reddit
I honestly found it to be surprisingly good. The burn felt like a good ginger beer.
avelineaurora@reddit
If it's a bottle just toss it out. That carbonation isn't even gonna last a year let alone four.
usernamerequired19@reddit
I can't remember how it tasted at all, the only thing I remember is it felt like you were drinking hot cheeto dust - all the spice goes to the back of your throat the moment you stop drinking it
PS5OWESMEALIMONY@reddit
I'm sorry,flamin hot mountain dew????
much_longer_username@reddit
Yeah, I tried it just to try it. It's kinda like if you mixed mountain dew with ginger beer (not ale), if you've had that. It's an interesting experience but I didn't buy a second bottle.
PS5OWESMEALIMONY@reddit
Actually I like Ginger beer, doesn't sound too bad.
drake22@reddit
Yes. It’s dangerously cheesy.
PS5OWESMEALIMONY@reddit
The Meat Canyon sequel.
LOOKATMEDAMMIT@reddit
I don't know, ginger bread was really bad too.
Harlequin_Heart@reddit
NO I was genuinely addicted to that for a hot second. Began getting it shipped to my house. Thats when i knew i had a problem.
-burgers@reddit
Gingerbread
FrostedMiniMemes@reddit
Excuse you, that was one of my favorite Dews ever. I wish they brought it back for another Christmas.
-burgers@reddit
Jesus Christ
Brognar_@reddit
Unironically, I want flamin' hot back. That mixed with tabasco sauce was BOMB.
TurnMe0nDeadMan@reddit
Followed by the gingerbread shit
RedditTrashTho@reddit
I was in military training when they came out. Bought a twelve back to try one. Disgusting.
Came in the next day and threw it in the communal fridge. Next 2 days were just people going "Who the fuck put that in the fridge? That was disgusting."
Best $9 I ever spent.
thegalli@reddit
I liked it
nejicanspin@reddit
Came here to mention flaming hot. Glad I'm not the only one.
Hot-Dragonfruit-433@reddit
i really liked it and i hope they bring it back
SpoppyIII@reddit
I loved that one.
skudude@reddit
SAME
aswag456@reddit
No fruit cake, flamin hot was normal with like crushed red pepper level spice not bad
eddmario@reddit
To me, the Flamin' Hot flavor tasted like orange Sunkist with barely a few chili powder flakes added to it
Majestc_electric@reddit
For me it more killed me because of acid reflux, I was in high school having acid reflux like a old man be because I choose to make the mistake of chugging the rest of it
aswag456@reddit
That’s fair too, tbh I kinda liked it just tasted like drinking Mountain Dew after eating pizza with red pepper flakes like the tingle
Majestc_electric@reddit
Acid reflux worst nightmare
Jld114@reddit
I loved Flamin’ Hot
ALowlySlime@reddit
I liked it tbh
eddmario@reddit
acidgoat_15@reddit
Honestly, the dirty one doesn't sound that bad. But, flamin' hot sounds absolutely vital. I would like to speak to whoever is coming up with these drink ideas. Well, actually probally not, they might be a serial killer.
Slumunistmanifisto@reddit
Naaa that was kinda good
luseferr@reddit
100%
MoosiePie22@reddit
Noooo I hate cream soda but thought this was amazing 🥲
topscreen@reddit
Yeah, I get the craving for a cream soda here and there and this one was a good version to me. Get's to sit with classic, Baja, and the old Game Fuel ones from yesterday year, in the cool kids spot.
Rezzone@reddit
I am loving all the Baja flavors. OG Baja, the Cabo Citrus, and the new purple one... can't recal the name. Very stoked for when the purple one shows up on shelves rather than being locked behind Taco Bell's sawdust.
elightened-n-lost@reddit
That Cabo Citrus is dangerous to have around. A can of that and like 3-4 actual mandarin oranges could just be my meal. Ooh, and a shitty Fun Pop 8¢ popsicle for dessert. And maybe some string cheese and a juice box.
Rezzone@reddit
Hell yes. I wasn't sure about Cabo Citrus at first but I freakin' love it now. Dangerous indeed.
And I also eat madarin oranges pretty regularly so... mandarin oranges, Cabo Citrus, and an orange otter pop sounds like a wildly good meal to me! All it needs is some orange infused chocolate to finish it out. I LOVE chocolate-orange as a flavor combo.
GemFarmerr@reddit
I have no idea why people are hating on this flavor. I can’t drink full sugar, so there are a lot of flavors I can’t have. I cannot afford to be picky.
avelineaurora@reddit
This isn't a ZS-only flavor anyway so that's kind of irrelevant.
GemFarmerr@reddit
I just want options. And I miss Trolli, which people were so picky about.
Celladoore@reddit
One of my favorite diet sodas in a long time. Wish I'd stocked up! I tend to like the flavors some people despise however (went through 4 packs of the A&W chocolate sundae ZS soda. I miss it.)
avelineaurora@reddit
I don't mind options, by all means. Trolli was still the worst thing I've ever drank from Dew besides Flamin' Hot though and I can't help wondering how full sugar would have been...
GemFarmerr@reddit
Hmm. I’ve never met a cherry I didn’t like. Maybe i’m just lucky.
JakBos23@reddit
I bought it by accident and was pleasantly surprised. I took a drink and thought "who the fk put cream soda in my dew?" Then looked and " hmm a cream soda dew". Im not buying another one tho.
belljs87@reddit
No wonder you thought it was amazing if you hate cream soda lol
MoosiePie22@reddit
Well I like cream soda dum dums and this taste almost the same tbh
belljs87@reddit
I've never heard of cream soda dum dum. Sounds good..
MoosiePie22@reddit
it’s the green one! 🥹
ACcbe1986@reddit
The citrus behind the vanilla added an interesting twist.
Fine-Bumblebee-9427@reddit
It tastes like Mountain Dew with coffee creamer. Either you like that or you don’t. I do.
VintageZero@reddit
I thought it tasted like cream soda with a hint of citrus.
Nu11AndV0id@reddit
I was surprised at how well it works.
Figgy_Puddin_Taine@reddit
Kind of like lemon cream. It’s really not bad.
Electrical_Sleep_666@reddit
Happy cake day!
captkrisma@reddit
The zero sugar one tastes even better imo.
Angry_Pelican@reddit
I thought it was pretty good as well.
WonderfulMachine3368@reddit
This probably slaps as a float Mountain Dew + vanilla ice cream has a sherbert like flavor that makes no sense
donkeyballs42069@reddit
Yes.
Stapletapez@reddit
Livewire is right there man.
much_longer_username@reddit
You take that back, Livewire is delicious.
NoFaithlessness7508@reddit (OP)
I’ve never understood how PepsiCo could screw up adding orange to Mountain Dew
EncryptedEmail@reddit
I actually thought the Flaming Hot one was a fun gimmick worth trying once. I'd absolutely buy the cream soda one, but this is how I learned about it 🤷♂️
Tugboats508@reddit
Yes and I drink a 24 pack of MTN dew ever 2-3 days for 29 years and going strong.
Sea_Housing_6490@reddit
I hate coming to this sub. I always find out the flavors I like are universally hated lol
ThatDeuce@reddit
Idk, mix it with whiskey or something. Mountain Dew was originally meant to be a mixer for booze.
johnwynnes@reddit
If you do this you automatically get prescribed insulin
ThatDeuce@reddit
So do people who order cuba libres or batangas get the prescription, too??
johnwynnes@reddit
Only if they're packing the 78g of sugar these thangs do
ThatDeuce@reddit
65g per 20 oz bottle is pretty comparable.
johnwynnes@reddit
No it's not. A single rum and coke is like maybe 26g of sugar if you're heavy on the coke. One bottle 20oz bottle of this swill is 73g (I guessed 78).
ThatDeuce@reddit
So, the bottle of sodas do have a comparable amount of grams of sugar, proving my point.
johnwynnes@reddit
20oz of coke is 51g of sugar. 40% more is not comparable whatsoever. pRoViNg mY pOiNt.
ThatDeuce@reddit
compared to the grams of sugar in a 20 oz dirty mtndew bottle?
johnwynnes@reddit
Jesus Christ. Yes. The dew has 73g of sugar, do you have a brain injury?
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Ornery-Turkey@reddit
Oo, you did not math this right.
ThatDeuce@reddit
Compared to the 65 g of sugar in a 20 oz bottle of coke. The sugar content by volume of both beverages are comparable.
How do you not get this, are you projecting your own lack of logic onto me?
Ornery-Turkey@reddit
Dude's got you on sugar by volume for the sodas. That is pretty comparable.
Celladoore@reddit
Guess it's awesome that there is a zero-sugar version for then.
Mr_Mumbercycle@reddit
I mix Dew with Tequila for a hillbilly marguerita. Salting the rim with crushed Oxys is a personal choice.
deemarieforlife@reddit
We used to mix it with Southern comfort.
AltGunAccount@reddit
Mtn Dew & Soco was a big thing in Appalachia
ThatDeuce@reddit
lol, but it actually can make a decent mixer.
LordoftheJives@reddit
It was originally moonshine mixer. If you mix it with Yukon you basically have a snakebite with less bite.
ThatDeuce@reddit
lol, yeah it was moonshine specifically, but it does work well with other spirits.
Impenistan@reddit
Spiced Rum, and you're welcome
Purple_Dragon@reddit
Spiced rum sucks
White or dark rum ftw
Impenistan@reddit
I prefer aged rum if I'm going to sip, but spiced rum, like any other mixer I wouldn't drink straight, has its place. If that place is outside of your glass, I raise my glass to you regardless. Cheers!
Purple_Dragon@reddit
Totally fair. I'm sure there's plenty out there that will say spiced rum > white unaged rum. All personal taste!
Now I'm craving some Havana Club 7 though...
Impenistan@reddit
And I'm now craving Zacapa 23 Solerna, but alas, having started I won't be going anywhere this evening. But the future remains open to us!
ThatDeuce@reddit
Y'all ever sip on an overproof or 151 while having a lager with it?
ThatDeuce@reddit
sure, and md classic does work well with whiskey, too.
DramaOnDisplay@reddit
Tasted okay. Didn’t finish the bottle. Would not buy again.
shield_anvil_@reddit
I can’t wait for this whole dirty soda fad to go away. They’re just italian sodas but worse
Weltallgaia@reddit
What even are they? I saw taco bell had em. I was in a McDonald's and they had like like 40 managers and a bunch of corporate in the lobby doing something and I saw them all cheer when I heard them mention rolling out dirty sodas.
Celladoore@reddit
Sonic has an option to make any soda/slush/etc dirty, but it is amazing. They do cream (which is the liquid they use in the ice cream maker) a lil coconut syrup and a squeeze of lime. It is never going to be as good if you use non-dairy creamer. And if you don't want it to be sweeter, pretty much any soda + a dash heavy cream is excellent.
kna5041@reddit
It's a weird trend for the people who find putting coffee creamer in soda exciting.
Wondur13@reddit
Its gimmicky for sure but the coconut cream dr pepper was damn good imo
Celladoore@reddit
It's back! I finally got to try it, and I'm so happy. I got it at Wal-mart.
capnwinky@reddit
I HATE Dr. Pepper but that coconut cream absolutely fucks.
ZefyrGaming@reddit
I don’t even drink soda very often but I mess these up! I was happy to see it in stores again recently.
azdavy@reddit
The yazgurl crowd.
Jasalapeno@reddit
Every soda is better as a cream soda
Weltallgaia@reddit
Sounds like a half assed float
DorothyDrangus@reddit
It’s Mormon shit since they don’t drink alcohol
radda@reddit
They don't drink caffeine either.
sexy_guid_generator@reddit
ngl i got the purple one at taco bell and it was really good
Insanepaco247@reddit
That's mostly because Baja Midnight fuckin rips
sexy_guid_generator@reddit
Seriously, I had no idea they had been bottling it for a while. Shit is awesome.
basszameg@reddit
Dirty Baja Blast is the shit.
Ishaboo@reddit
Nah I liked it
dividezero@reddit
I'm into it. The stores around me never get the new flavors
Pineapplezork@reddit
I loved it when taco bell first offered it, it was basically regular mountain dew with some sort of cream syrup added. This new mountain dew is already mixed and not nearly as good. I’d give it a 5/10, it’s drinkable but I prefer every other mountain dew I’ve tried over it
daspyper@reddit
Wait until you try the trolli mountain dew...
crandall17@reddit
It's weird, my wife said the flavor reminded her of a melted shamrock shake. Not the worst though. The KFC exclusive is dog water and the flaming hot was straight garbage.
Emotional-Ad8366@reddit
I think it's pretty bad just tastes like cream soda kind of. dew is lost in there
MuffledShuffle@reddit
Personally, as a fan of both cream soda and mnt dew I didn't like it.
The initial taste is that cream which is pretty good, that's my favorite part of cream sodas(the cream taste compared to the soda taste I mean), but after a bit you'll be smacked in the face with that mtn dew flavor. I didn't drink much of it, but it tasted like just the default lime mtn dew to me. These two flavors REALLY don't mix well for me.
ItzBreezeyBaby@reddit
I’m scared to try it because of the reviews… but I’ve mostly seen diet & diet isn’t my favorite.
No_Statement440@reddit
Absolutely not, I like it a lot. I like some of the other flavors, but almost all of them make my stomach hurt, this one does not. I will go on record and state that ALL flavors of diet Mt Dew are terrible tho, including the dirty.
BelkoL44@reddit
I’ve seen a few people say this about the bottles. I got the cans and personally think they’re pretty good! No clue if there’s a difference, but if I find the bottles I’ll have to compare
Dr_Identity@reddit
I always assumed that with Mountain Dew the "dirty" was always implied.
Sunny_Cant_Swim@reddit
Whoopty Fuckin Dew Dew
Direct_Researcher901@reddit
Why is everyone doing dirty sodas now
crackcrackcracks@reddit
Companies just can't get cream soda right for some reason. Pakola and solo cream soda are the best I've had and they're hard to find, haven't seen solo in years.
Brilliant-War-6156@reddit
Yes
CandyKittyUwU@reddit
Reminds me of creamsicle, but I have the cans so I can't see the color cause that haze is blegh
MasterCrumble1@reddit
Is it dirty because they didn't wash the plastic?
BaconHammerTime@reddit
I guess we all have our opinions. I like it a lot. I love cream soda though.
dj9949@reddit
WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS?! Avid mt dew collector here lol
FreddieMonster@reddit
Dollar General sells it
Babymakerwannabe@reddit
What makes it dirty exactly?
Glum-Mycologist-655@reddit
The cream flavoring?
Babymakerwannabe@reddit
So are all flavours of Mountain Dew dirty then? I don’t do the dew.
Glum-Mycologist-655@reddit
Mountain Dew isn’t normally cream flavored..
DeviantHellcat@reddit
thatlukeguy@reddit
Dirty midnight Baja blast is really good
qolace@reddit
Agreed! I think Midnight by itself was way too sugary (which is weird because essentially all of them are lol) but a dirty version really mellows it out!
farmerKev420710@reddit
Mtn dew and milk is like whisky and milk. No thanks
vdjvsunsyhstb@reddit
how can you fuck up adding cream soda and alcohol to mountain dew
Sthellasar@reddit
Dirty Mountain Dew implies the existence of clean Mountain Dew, and I refuse to believe that.
OnionTamer@reddit
I didn't know this existed and now I am really bummed out
GeniusOfLove74@reddit
I'd say the Christmas Gingerbread flavor from a few years ago was worse.
criscohousewife@reddit
It was so disappointing 😞
TinySmalls1138@reddit
I actually really liked it. There have been way worse flavors.
Sargash@reddit
Nah its good. One of the least sweet mtn dew flavors yet. Actually kinda mellow.
Posh420@reddit
Nah the flaming hot or the fruit cake one are
freakmeout123@reddit
i need coldddd
LatterParty182@reddit
Dirty mountain dew
Active_Control4975@reddit
Tastes like flat weak sour orange dreamsickle and gives me heartburn every time
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Taolan13@reddit
It's in a dead heat with the flamin hot dew from whenever the hell that came out I've pushed it so far from my brain I can't even remember.
BhanosBar@reddit
This is at least an attempt at a good flavor vs Flamin Hot
ridethroughlife@reddit
No
sbulin74@reddit
Bags Blast is the worst of all time.
Of anything.
Kai6792@reddit
Saw it in the store yesterday and was excited thinking they remade Green Apple.
-Ein@reddit
I've never been a fan of cream sodas. This new fad is not for me.
Strange_humanoid@reddit
Not me over here downing it as a mixer for this grilled pineapple rum...
iliketoeatfunyuns@reddit
Damn I love cream soda so I was looking forward to this
LordShogun01@reddit
It was pretty terrible.
_BrokenButterfly@reddit
The red white and blue one was ass.
MistakeEastern5414@reddit
TIL cream soda exists 😅
Hot-Refrigerator6583@reddit
No, this isn't bad. It isn't "great" but if you're at all into key lime pie, it's fine.
Mistapeepers@reddit
This. I took one sip and immediately said “ok we’ve got key lime pie soda.”
yuxuibbs@reddit
Key lime pie is a very good description of how it tastes to me
eddmario@reddit
Key lime pie without the sour/tart to it
Rezkel@reddit
Tasted like Vanilla pudding to me, like from a snack pack
creeque-alley@reddit
My first thought was it tastes like if those key lime pie yogurts was a soda
Pressed_Sunflowers@reddit
Is it bad that i kinda liked it? Like I'd 100% buy another bottle
Chompif@reddit
I have yet to try this flavor, but it probably isn't as bad as the "Gingerbread" flavored Mountain Dew. It was Clove-flavored 😵💫
ThatMBR42@reddit
I like it better than Dewshine. That stuff was foul. But I'm not getting another case of this crap.
dhelor@reddit
It's not that bad. It's not like it's the Pepsi Peeps flavor.
Smiththehammer@reddit
God I miss Peepsi
CarmenxXxWaldo@reddit
Pepsi pee flavor?
ear_cheese@reddit
No that you will only find alongside freeway entrance ramps
xiledpro@reddit
I wouldn’t say it’s the worst. I enjoy cream soda and I enjoy dew, but this is just a meh version of both. The worst is probably the Flaming hot or the Fruit Cake one. That fruit cake one sat on shelves in stores here until it expired lol.
Alewort@reddit
I think you're looking at the situation all wrong. You should be asking, is this the worst cream soda of all time? And the answer is maybe. Maybe so.
Drclaw411@reddit
Once you anticipate that it’s just an orange cream but with Mountain Dew is head of orange, it’s fine I guess.
Still…I want Pitch Black 2 back so bad.
housevil@reddit
No. Code Red is.
Bigoweiner@reddit
I'm drinking one right now, it's pretty good.
mallad@reddit
It tastes better after the first few drinks, and it tastes better room temperature than cold, but only if you're a fan of A&W cream soda taste more than mountain dew taste.
If you want to try what cream soda dew should be, get a regular mountain dew and add a bit of vanilla drink syrup.
nejicanspin@reddit
I didn't mind it. Tasted like whipped cream. Not top 5 but probably in the top 10 for me.
Ranzoid@reddit
It's an acquired tasted. For me it wasn't terrible, but not something i would regularly drink.
OilEfficient5899@reddit
I saw these today and I was just laughing thinking about the posts on here.
LikeWhyMeex2@reddit
I’m not drinking that shit or any other flavor they come out w lol
Smile_Space@reddit
I've been trying to find a bottle to try. I saw a 12-pack of cans of it at the store and was not about to spend that kinda money lolol.
Baercub@reddit
It tastes like liquified butterscotch dum dums
Unipiggy@reddit
Major Melon is the worst in my opinion
_Caster@reddit
feel like dirty sodas only work if the cream is added after the soda is poured
JuniperJoieDeVivre@reddit
This doesn’t sounds good at all
blackcatspyra@reddit
😂 I literally turned my nose up when I read the label.
GeL_Lover@reddit
Yes! Its disgusting!
Felinius@reddit
It’s me second favorite, but I only get the zero sugar.
TADspace@reddit
I love it sm
Bread-Lover-973@reddit
Nah, probably the best flavor out there. The creaminess to it actually tastes like cream.
menstrualtaco@reddit
Mountain fuckin' dew
Historical-Tackle231@reddit
My brother said yeah it trash
IllBowl8728@reddit
Nah. The Gingerbread flavor was way worse
Extra-Basis-5986@reddit
I had to scroll way too far for this. The gingerbread was disgusting and worse than hot Cheeto. Both insanely ill advised.
Theprincerivera@reddit
Yeah.. this one sounded good but just… wasn’t
aswag456@reddit
Gingerbread and fruit cake
avelineaurora@reddit
Ginger Snap'd and Fruit Quake were both great, lmao. They're not daily drinkers but I really like bringing them out at Winter time (yes, I still have some of both!)
Mehdals_@reddit
I actually really liked that one and the spicy mango they had out for a bit.
Cybot5000@reddit
I've tried so many mountain dew flavors over my 36 years. Gingerbread was hands down, without a doubt, the absolute worst.
Favorite of all time goes to the original Pitch Black back in like 2005 ish.
GrandEmbarrassed2875@reddit
I liked it, flaming hot is 100% worst.
houjichacha@reddit
It's fine.
TomPalmer1979@reddit
Oh good, not just me. Funny thing is, it smells amazing! I tried it this afternoon, and when I cracked it open it had this surprisingly delicious smell, a rich vanilla citrus blend, almost like a lemon lime pound cake. I got really excited that this was gonna be good.
Holy fuck was it gross. Just vile.
ARandomMan5@reddit
If anyone here had the flamin hot one from the 16oz cans then they know.. they swapped the ingredients. Now that one is the worst one. Tasted like cinnamon in a drink.
ALowlySlime@reddit
I'm gonna try it some time soon, but tbh so far every dew I've had has been pretty good at least
paulnuman@reddit
I liked it a lot 🤷🏻♂️
eddmario@reddit
I mean, Voltage and Pitch Black exist...
TomPalmer1979@reddit
And they're awesome. This one was vile.
Dontkare@reddit
I don't hate it. I probably wont buy it again but I had to out of curiosity.
SoloDoloLeveling@reddit
mountain dew flavored mountain dew is the worst mountain dew of all-time.
ebolaRETURNS@reddit
I actually also don't like original much; poor sweet:tart ratio...
S3XWITCH@reddit
“Would you like crab juice or Mountain Dew?” “Ewwwwww I’ll take the crab juice.”
NevaMO@reddit
Wife didn’t like it but it’s my second favorite behind Baja blast…I love the taste
AngelFishUwU@reddit
Why is it dirty 😭
Natural-Following987@reddit
Idk it’s grown on me.
BigDumbandSexy@reddit
Nah, I like it. Cream soda with a Dew essence and finish.
Giga-X@reddit
The fruitcake one from a few Christmases ago is the worst. Tastes like what I imagine dish soap tastes like.
Upbeat_Stretch_5724@reddit
I already hate cream soda to begin. Adding lemon lime to it sounds even worse, just like orange cream soda.
your_star_arr@reddit
Tastes like an orange creamsicle!
VoidMunashii@reddit
Not by a long shot. As others have pointed out: Flamin' Hot is the worst.
Dirty was only disappointing because it just kind of tastes like cream soda and not Mountain Dew to me.
Priscins@reddit
I honestly love it, it's so refreshing
cool_weed_dad@reddit
It’s not bad but it’s barely Mountain Dew. It just tastes like cream soda with a slight hint of citrus.
Individual-Damage-51@reddit
“Dirty Mountain Dew” would make a good sex term name. I’ll leave it up to others to decide what “activity” it would be used to describe.
bongdropper@reddit
Call me old fashioned, but I don't do a dirty mountain dew on the first date.
bongdropper@reddit
They did you dirty
SharkPicnic@reddit
Sooooo how was it? You didn't give us any details about your opinion.
KageXOni87@reddit
This is ok. Tastes like a creamsicle.
the1stmeddlingmage@reddit
I was thinking sorbet and vanilla ice cream mixed together
MosesActual@reddit
To me it tasted like tapioca pudding with a yogurt tang.
Weird, but i didn't hate it per se, just not something i would regularly get. But i'm happy with the experience of something odd and new.
latetathegame@reddit
Yes
a_angry_bunny@reddit
The cashier was kind enough to warn me before I bought it.
noodle-face@reddit
Dirty soda is the worst fad
Derpo_studios@reddit
I thought it tasted like a frosted lemon cake. I liked it.
panda388@reddit
I tried this just today, thinking it would be nasty. It tasted a lot like a lemon/lime creamscicle. It was honestly pretty good.
MaiShiranuifan06@reddit
Nah it's great!!!
DooDahDay4250@reddit
I think it tastes overwhelmingly like a weird yogurt gummy candy that's supposed to be a probiotic. Idk the name but that was all I could think of when I tried it
Keigo_Takami_@reddit
I actually quite enjoy this, and I don't like pop
CrowRobot@reddit
Man… I really want to try that
numbnut1767@reddit
It's ok.
Wonderful-Resource81@reddit
i like it more than A&W cream soda. It is good, ive bought it twice now in 2 weeks and will continue to upon occasion.
whimsicalsamurai@reddit
honestly ive had the surge mt dew and i thought that tasted gross
ThePsychoKnot@reddit
It tastes like cream cheese frosting. Nothing at all like cream soda. I threw it out after a few sips tbh
avelineaurora@reddit
My guy hasn't had Flamin' Hot lmao.
Also this is fine ice cold tbh, I don't love it but it's drinkable at least.
Zestyclose-Tour-6350@reddit
I actually really like it, so more for me
Cannacology@reddit
I saw this in the store the other day and literally took a picture because of how fucking disgusting it was.
mcherie0329@reddit
Yes!! I wanted to like it so bad
Rezkel@reddit
Taste like vanilla pudding from a snack pack, but not the worst, I think the gingerbread holiday one was worst. Still not good, and I say that as someone who generally likes cream soda
Dalenskid@reddit
In my late 30s I barely even like sweet foods, let alone creamy, sweet, ambiguous flavor. I can’t even do an orange cream soda and I used to love a cream soda, orange or not. The name “dirty” actually reflects how I feel about these flavors.
aswag456@reddit
I thought it was delicious, fruit cake was the worst
The8bitCorgi@reddit
Oh my god, the fruit cake one..I forgot about that until you said it. That was, the worst thing I have ever tasted.
aswag456@reddit
Took a sip and tossed it while nearly throwing up, absolutely terrible
bastionmain69420@reddit
Gingerbread and flaming hot where the absolute worst
YSR02@reddit
Back in my day “dirty Mtn Dew” meant something else lol
hggniertears@reddit
The fruitcake one from a few years ago was pretty nasty
Lawlzstomp@reddit
Not even close. I really like it.
Lichtenstein770@reddit
Bacon flavoured sprite was pretty close up there
Jasalapeno@reddit
I go out of my way to make dirty sodas. Throw some coffee creamer. I love cream soda tho
Walter_Padick@reddit
Maybe...pretty dang bad
Correct-Award8182@reddit
Regardless of if it is the worst flavor, I had some and was asked my opinion: "it tastes like a mistake"
That was about the best description I could make.
MMachine17@reddit
I think the 0Sugar version's alright. I didn't even realize it was 0Sugar until today.
la_descente@reddit
I imagine a diet version would be worse lol
Nu11AndV0id@reddit
Absolutely not.
Electrical_Sleep_666@reddit
Happy cake day
SpoppyIII@reddit
I liked it a lot!
deliciousroadhead@reddit
Nah it's okay
troublemonkey1@reddit
Maybe the worst mtn dew, but the worst soda ive ever had was the peeps Pepsi, shit tasted like soap
pianistonstrike@reddit
We only tried the zero sugar flavor and didn't care for it. I'd like to try the regular kind, I generally don't drink full-sugar sodas but don't mind trying a limited flavor one on occasion. Cream soda imo should be full sugar, having one once or twice a year won't kill me.
Architect17@reddit
That shit tastes EXACTLY like Key Lime Pie to me (my absolute favorite pie) so I think it's absolutely magnificent
LeaveNoPresence@reddit
Of all the dramatic responses. The worst? Seriously?
LooseIron9367@reddit
Nah the worst is the Flamin Hot one, which tastes like a guy poorly described the taste of one of those cheap ass cinnamon disc candies from Walmart to an alien, who recreated it poorly
Newsuperstevebros@reddit
This dirty soda shit needs to end. It's bad enough catering to mormons, but it has the nerve to not even taste good.
jerrythecactus@reddit
Its fine. Tastes like a key lime pie to me.
Darkhallows27@reddit
I love it honestly. It’s weird but I like it. Flamin’ Hot was actually terrible
Casual_hex_@reddit
It’s a lot better than the dishwater one from a few years back. I have an older brother who knew a guy at the factory and he came home with a sample of the muddy dishwater flavor and let me try it. It tasted awful!
Wait a minute…
BellamyDunn@reddit
I'm drinking one right now. It's not too bad. I haven't bought soda in years, but it was on sale and there was sugar free so I took the chance. Won't get it again, but it's not the worst.
The worst was the Dream flavor of Coke.
fireky2@reddit
Marketing new flavors as dirty has to be a marketers kink right, no way that makes it sound more appetizing
FHG3826@reddit
Fruitcake mountain dew was pretty rough.
Magicaparanoia@reddit
Is it worse than the gingerbread flavor
peteman28@reddit
I haven't tried it, but the gingerbread one was pretty terrible
Nice_Emergency5048@reddit
Talk Dirty To Me.
kilofeet@reddit
Baby, imma cream your dew
jadbronson@reddit
Hazy beer is considered a flaw but the haze craze made it trendy.
LanaMonroe90@reddit
I think that it may be. I used to think sweet lightening was the worst but I think that this is worse. 😂
luseferr@reddit
Nah, it's weird but it's not "the worst"
Demos12@reddit
Tastes like a creamsicle, its not bat imo. The one they have at tacobell is even better.
TKG_Actual@reddit
No it's not the worst, Baja blast still exists and I'm sure its main ingredient is Windex.