Is everyone in this sub 12 years old? All vodka has a taste. You give some hyper-filtered top shelf stuff to a newbie and they’ll still wince after taking a shot or worse. I was an alcoholic for many years and drank vodka by the bucket. All of it “has taste” idiots.
That sentence needs work, but I presume you’re saying since I was drinking heavily I wasn’t drinking high quality vodka. I drank anything and everything. I was also a bartender for several years.
I'm not sure how a legal definition in some country, which was probably lobbied by the big alcohol anyway, is an argument here? Tasteless vodka was a marketing manouver to create a broad market for what is essentially ethanol-water mixture.\
If you have any idea about vodka, or the mere alcohol production process, you'd know that, akin to other hard liquors, good vodka however is not distilled to near-pure ethanol, nor does it require thorough and numerously repeated filtration, thus it will have taste and aroma.
I've made a similar comment recently, so let me just redirect you there.
Lobbied by big alcohol? Who do you think bellevedre is? And some country? It's Canada, not the Philipines. Infact for decades the US had the same rules until they were lobbied by big alcohol.
Vodka has long had a contradictory sales pitch: Brands all promise that their vodka is the best, but according to the official government definition for the spirit, vodka was “to be without distinctive character, aroma, taste, or color.
......
The TBB specifically highlighted a comment from Altitude Spirits which stated that the requirement “is no longer appropriate given the variety in base ingredients, flavors, and flavor profiles found in the diverse vodka category.”
The Brita filter will be completely shot after this but it works. That said it’s cheaper to just spend the extra $15-$20 on a bottle that is actually decent.
When higher end vodka advertises that it’s “filtered 6 times”, the filtration process they use at the distillery is basically just a scaled up version of a Brita filter: activated carbon/charcoal filtration.
I know it sounds kind of goofy, but it will genuinely improve garbage-grade vodka if you run it through a Brita filter a few times (just don’t use the same filter for water afterwards). We used to do it in college to magically upgrade a $10 plastic handle of vodka into $20 glass handle quality. It’s pointless to do with anything but the cheapest vodka (even $20 handles are “filtered 46 times” these days) but it genuinely will noticeably improve the really bad stuff.
Can confirm. Drink it daily and it still tastes like paint thinner. But, it does mix well with things. I mix it with sugar free lemonade and it's pretty damn refreshing.
No shit. But good potato vodka should have a mellow grain flavor, that's actually how you know it's made with potatoes, because grain vodka has a sort of astringent flavor.
good vodka should have a sort of slight black pepper taste to it, but black pepper is so universal that it's tricky to pick out if your not looking for it.
People really stay sleeping on potato vodka. The first time i tried it i was shocked, and that was after years of bartending. I genuinely couldn't wrap my head around why we even bother making vodka any other way besides cost.
Nah they are right. Cheap Vodka tastes horrid even when mixed. I remember one time we had one so bad it still tasted like garbage when we were almost black out drunk. I think it was Wyborowa or smth ?
Absolut, Beluga, Belvedere etc. all taste okay even by themselves but they are expensive.
Honestly it depends on the base ingredient. Call me a snobby drunk, but I can absolutely tell the difference between wheat, corn, potato, sugar cane, and beet vodkas. Good vodka doesn't have strong flavors but you can definitely tell the difference between them if they're not hobo-tier.
What im saying is that if vodka doesn’t really have a taste because you’re "just tasting the ethanol/alcohol" then by the same logic tea doesn’t have a taste either, you’re just tasting caffeine, tannins, plant alkaloids and water because that's what makes tea taste like well tea. But that feels wrong right? At that point you’re basically denying that anything has a real taste at all.
A better analogy would be that vodka is like plain water, while other spirits like gin and whiskey are like water with a cordial added. So in the context of spirits, vodka is tasteless.
Vodka is a neutral spirit, so its taste is mostly the ethanol profile. Saying "you’re just tasting ethanol" isn’t really an argument against it having a taste it’s just describing it in chemical terms. Same with tea, breaking it down into compounds doesn’t mean it "doesn’t have a taste" it just explains what creates that taste.
I know that i'm the content of spirits vodka is considered tasteless, i just found it funny how subop said that its tasteless while describing what makes it have a taste.
It's like saying a certain tea doesn't have much of a taste as it just tastes like water. The base is alcohol so vodka doesn't taste of anything, because it tastes like plain alcohol. He's not "just describing it in chemical terms", they are pointing out that it doesn't have flavour, like you'd have unflavoured ice cream or something, it just tastes of the base alcohol.
Plain alcohol is a taste though, that's the point. It doesn't have to be flavoured to have a taste in the same way that water has a taste, and one that changes based on things like temperature/mineral content, despite being an extremely neutral drink
Water also has a taste, dumbass. Air has a taste. Proper Vodka is about as tasteless as any of those things. Stop being deliberately obtuse. You went for a completely incomperable comparison.
Okay put a shot of vodka in a glass of water and compare it to putting a shot of gin, whiskey, or tequila in water. I guarantee the vodka will be almost imperceptible if you aren't drinking shit tanker vodka.
It's no use. These VIRGINS clearly just stuff their fatasses with gummy bears and tendies instead of drowning their sorrows with alcohol like a MAN. They haven't even burned their taste buds to the point where vodka tastes like fresh air yet
This is why people are saying you're being pedantic. You know exactly what we mean, but because it's not "technically correct" to say you act like you have no clue what we mean so you can start your daily reddit argument.
You are the one being pedantic, making up the rule that taste doesn’t include alcohol on some technicality. This isn’t a common thing that we should just assume and agree with.
I’ll be blunt. Nothing is “tasteless” by definition, even water has flavor. So by that logic, no. By every other colloquial measure though, yes.
There’s a socially drawn line for “flavorless” that you refuse to engage with. You can stick to your guns and be grammatically “right” but it’s not clarifying anything and you sound pretentious.
That's what the cheap shit is, which is why it tastes like crap. They ferment it using gain and highly alcohol resistant yeasts that produce off flavors, then run the stills hard, which brings over a lot of other volatile compounds. After they distill it, they run it through filters which don't remove all of of the unpleasant flavors, but mellow it down enough to be palatable.
Good vodka is fermented with better yeasts, is distilled a lot gentler, and not usually filtered. It's generally left with a mild grain flavor, even though it's usually made with potatoes.
Yeah you got it. The good stuff is just distilled multiple times and not filtered. I used to make vodka (well, neutral spirit) out of sugar using a reflux still and multiple rounds of filtering that was clean asf, but it didn't have that earthy base of good vodka.
Flavor is very subtle, but it’s there. In cheap vodka it’s present because it’s produced as cheaply as possible and has impurities that could be filtered out; higher end vodka brand curate a “signature” flavor. It’s obviously way less flavor than most other liquor, but even high end vodkas taste slightly different.
From column stills, yes — it’s ~95% ethanol out of the still that’s watered down. With a pot still, it comes out as 60-80% ethanol. Majority of modern vodka production is in column stills (pot stills are more common with whiskey). With a column still, there’s some flavor hiding in that 5%. Even more room to hide flavor if it comes from a pot still.
Base ingredient is usually grain or potato and it does make a subtle difference.
The water makes a difference since it’s 60% of the final product. You don’t want vodka that’s 60% Dasani (garbage water).
Filtration process/aggressivenes makes a noticeable difference. Heck, you can significantly improve the cheapest bottom shelf vodka at home just by running it through a Brita filter a few times.
The guy is an alcoholic, so the “alcohol” taste isn’t harsh. He means it doesn’t have flavors other than alcohol. For an alcoholic that would be relatively tasteless
In the context of “best alcohol” for the purpose of consuming alcohol OP argues it has no flavour (other than alcohol). Because contextually all alcoholic drinks have alcohol flavour per equal volume of alcohol, so it can be disregarded as a common denominator.
Like a flavourless pizza would be just the base.
Or an empty room still has air inside, because contextually that is not
But honestly as a pissing enjoyer, even different waters have different tastes (compositions I guess?) so even water being so critically acclaimed as tasteless really isn't!
Don't get me wrong ill still drink it even if it does taste like shit. Used to drink it straight from the bottle till I had a blackout thst put me off vodka for a long time, still cant drink it straight anymore unless im already blitzed. One time had this horrible shitty off brand tescos vodka, and decided to mix it with buckfast, MD 20/20 half a can of monster and some wine. Absolutely vile but I was 14 and me and my freinds were just happy I found shops that sold us drink.
And yes the more expensive stuff is ALOT more bearable but theres always going to be that slight gasoline flavour.
Ive tried the off brand straight out the bottle method too, made me almost puke like 4 times and I quit halfway through to buy white monsters for my friends to mix. Dont reccomend it to anyone vodka sucks. Get a big ol bottle of real fucking drink a fuckin scotch and fucking kill that thing.
Also real advice drink nothing else but beer during concerts regulates drinking and makes you feel full so you dont want to eat and you dont want to puke from moshing. After the concert is when you get the hard stuff. Whenever I strayed away from this advice stuff went horribly bad.
Also you cant be pretentious if you drink all the time and have had horrible drunk experiences that you can talk about. At least thats what I tell myself. Fuck you and take care
Ooh yeah love scotch, but for some reason pretty much all my freinds hate whiskey, so most of the time im stuck with vodka, and whatever mixers people decide to bring, they dont really got the best taste.
Also thanks ill try and remember that one, never actually been to a concert, either tickets are all sold out, no one else is intrested in going, or im just broke at the time lol, so wouldn't know what to expect.
well yeah it tastes like gasoline if you get bottom shelf vodka and drink it room temperature in shots, you can also drink a warm flat bud light and that'll taste like shit too
For real. Vodka is one of my least favorite alcohols, that and gin are just awful to me. Even at their best. Whiskey or tequila is very preferred around here.
This is objectively correct. Potato juice is the superior choice. Mixes well, is as strong or weak as you'd like it to be, and very discreet for binge drinking on the sly, if that's your thing.
I mean I could, or I could just spend less money to begin with on a corn or wheat vodka that doesn't need to be run through a filter to taste clean and doesn't require me to trash a brita filter.
I quit drinking about 3.5 years ago, but I used to get a 1.75L of Luksusowa for $23-$25ish + tax. It's definitely better than any other vodka I could get at that price.
It's an unbiased fact based breakdown. That IS being objective.
Notice that I didn't discuss taste because that's a matter of preference, and is subjective.
Instead I pointed out it has the highest compatibility for mixing, high flexibility for strength, and is by far the most discreet. It is objectively the best based on those criteria.
Grey goose is just marketing AFAIK and yea vodka doesn't have any taste on its own you are tasting just the pure alcohol. I bet you cant taste the difference between a cocktail made with Absolut and one with Grey gooose
You can. Grey Goose has additives that help with the aftertaste and make it smoother going down. Comparing Absolut and Grey Goose, there is a difference.
That's because Absolut and Crystal Head are overpriced sewage water. If you want a good vodka, get some Reyka, Haku, KettleOne, Sobieski, Luksusowa, Wheatley's, Lyna, Kirkland, Russian Standard, or Monopolowa. All of those options are much cheaper than Grey Goose, and are all higher quality.
Grey Goose is only seen as a premium option because of the bottle(tall bottle = higher shelf) and marketing(higher shelf is marketed as premium and high quality). It's just overpriced and mediocre vodka compared to most other options on the market. It's priced like Beluga, Belvedere, and Chopin, but isn't even close to the same ballpark in quality.
This man cocktails. Most top shelf vodkas are just for the clout cattle to throw money on, Grey Goose being the worst offender. Absolut is perfectly fine, but there is a tier of vodka that vanishes
even better, though at that point, just make a better cocktail instead.
I've never understood people buying the expensive flashy vodka, only to then mix it with coke, or anything for that matter.
Sure, if you're drinking it neat, then a good vodka makes a difference. For all other occasions, as long as its not shit vodka, you'll never tell the difference.
"It's right in the fuckin' slot, just past the click, that wonderful moment, just like Julian, I'm sober enough to know what I'm doin', and I'm drunk enough to really enjoy doing it."
I find it funny when people buy really expensive whiskey because it "tastes smooth". All whiskeys taste like crap, the greatest whiskeys taste least like crap and that's it 😂
He may be right, but I got HAMMERED on vodka when I was younger and threw up a bunch. It ruined vodka for me.
When my wife and I moved in together when we were still dating, she made a pasta with vodka sauce. I took a few bites and was like, "Hun, I am SO sorry, but I can't eat this" and explained why. It fucked me up lol but I don't drink at all anymore anyway.
Costco's American vodka is damn near tasteless at 13 bucks a handle. Their French vodka is decent but has a slight vanilla and oak afterbite to it, and it's 22 bucks a handle.
In my experience it causes less of a hangover than an equivalent amount of Titos or Absolut, Costco just sells lots of products barely over cost. It's not the best vodka in the world or anything, but it's better than anything that comes in under 3x the cost.
Unless the volume is what you're saying would cause the hangover, in which case no one's forcing you to down the whole handle in one go.
Had cheap cachaça at a bar in Belém and the waitress said, “Are you sure?” and I thought nothing could beat me. It tasted like raw gasoline. Good cachaça is a decent rum. Cheap cachaça should not be used to start a fire to warm your family.
I dunno man, I can still usually taste it, and after a particularly bad night in college I have quite the conditioned taste aversion to vodka.
Vodka is certainly more predictable/consistent in terms of flavor...though that also makes it less interesting. If I'm going to pay $100/bottle for some booze, I want it to be a notable improvement over the $30/bottle booze, and not the kind of improvement I can make by running it through a Brita pitcher a couple times.
Tasteless?
It tastes like alcohol, which tastes awfully.
It is indeed a good component for cocktails to just add alcohol, but only if there is something that kills the taste of alcohol.
I like how nobody gets what he means by “tasteless.” No shit it’s going to taste like alcohol especially if it’s cheap or if you’re doing shots straight, but there are no extra flavors so you can pair it with most beverages for a passable mixy.
There was this piece of shit plane deicing grade khokhol vodka a close Ukrainian friend of mine asked me to try once, was the most disgusting and vile shit I have ever tasted in my life, he laughed his ass off at my reaction and proceeded to chug half of the bottle in one go
Many-War5685@reddit
Tasteless. Casual Alcoholisma.
SGSpec@reddit
Good vodka doesn’t taste anything. Bad vodka has a taste
Padithus@reddit
Is everyone in this sub 12 years old? All vodka has a taste. You give some hyper-filtered top shelf stuff to a newbie and they’ll still wince after taking a shot or worse. I was an alcoholic for many years and drank vodka by the bucket. All of it “has taste” idiots.
Spinner23@reddit
i think you're talking about the bitterness and burn of pure ethanol
cidiusgix@reddit
Thanks I concur with this. I’ve had more than my fair share and I’ve never tasted tasteless.
SGSpec@reddit
Alcoholic drinking by the bucket are definitely drink top shelf stuff.
Padithus@reddit
That sentence needs work, but I presume you’re saying since I was drinking heavily I wasn’t drinking high quality vodka. I drank anything and everything. I was also a bartender for several years.
zabickurwatychludzi@reddit
wrong, the actually good stuff does have taste.
InadequateUsername@reddit
I'm Canada the legal definition of Vodka is/was the same as the US TTB
https://gazette.gc.ca/rp-pr/p2/2019/2019-06-26/html/sor-dors217-eng.html
How do you expect nuance in something that is alcohol diluted to 40% ABV with water.
zabickurwatychludzi@reddit
I'm not sure how a legal definition in some country, which was probably lobbied by the big alcohol anyway, is an argument here? Tasteless vodka was a marketing manouver to create a broad market for what is essentially ethanol-water mixture.\ If you have any idea about vodka, or the mere alcohol production process, you'd know that, akin to other hard liquors, good vodka however is not distilled to near-pure ethanol, nor does it require thorough and numerously repeated filtration, thus it will have taste and aroma.
I've made a similar comment recently, so let me just redirect you there.
InadequateUsername@reddit
Lobbied by big alcohol? Who do you think bellevedre is? And some country? It's Canada, not the Philipines. Infact for decades the US had the same rules until they were lobbied by big alcohol.
https://www.foodandwine.com/news/vodka-definition-change-united-states
Simbooptendo@reddit
TIL I've never had good vodka
NinpoSteev@reddit
Fr, absolut and finlandia has taste
2epic@reddit
Run it through a water filter and couple times, like a Brita or whatever
StormR7@reddit
The Brita filter will be completely shot after this but it works. That said it’s cheaper to just spend the extra $15-$20 on a bottle that is actually decent.
NinpoSteev@reddit
15-20 on top of the 15-20 it already costs?
dead_mans_curve@reddit
r/stupidfood
a_sad_lil_idiot@reddit
Im so fucking dumb dude, I considered that being a real thing for a second
Firm_Ad_5427@reddit
Nah this was kind of a trend a year ago. It doesn't make cheap vodka taste like top shelf stuff but it'll remove some of the harshness and flavour.
2epic@reddit
Was popular 20 years ago when I was in college. Definitely made cheap alcohol taste smoother
WoolooOfWallStreet@reddit
They tested it in mythbusters a while back
grizzlor_@reddit
When higher end vodka advertises that it’s “filtered 6 times”, the filtration process they use at the distillery is basically just a scaled up version of a Brita filter: activated carbon/charcoal filtration.
I know it sounds kind of goofy, but it will genuinely improve garbage-grade vodka if you run it through a Brita filter a few times (just don’t use the same filter for water afterwards). We used to do it in college to magically upgrade a $10 plastic handle of vodka into $20 glass handle quality. It’s pointless to do with anything but the cheapest vodka (even $20 handles are “filtered 46 times” these days) but it genuinely will noticeably improve the really bad stuff.
FunMarketing4488@reddit
Yfw its actually a real thing to make bottom tier vodka acceptable
FlexCapicitor@reddit
it’s real though
yumstheman@reddit
How to get your water to taste like vodka in 3 easy steps
CroatInAKilt@reddit
All vodka has that nasty taste when it's alone. Good vodka disappears into whatever mixer you put it in.
Hydroxyacetylene@reddit
‘Nasty’? The $5/liter stuff is sweet.
Thendrail@reddit
Absolut is supposed to be tasteless? Last (and only) time I drank it, it tasted like paint thinner.
Icy_Gap676@reddit
No it's well vodka. that dude doesn't drink anything besides absolut so his taste buds are on hobo mode
JOHN_RAlDER@reddit
What if he said no hobo first
Icy_Gap676@reddit
Then the butt funnel comes out. I dont make the rules
buckdeluxe@reddit
Can confirm. Drink it daily and it still tastes like paint thinner. But, it does mix well with things. I mix it with sugar free lemonade and it's pretty damn refreshing.
--SharkBoy--@reddit
Haku vodka is ridiculously clean
Chicken_Of-The_Cave@reddit
That's not remotely true, wtf are you talking about hahaha
airfryerfuntime@reddit
Good vodka definitely should taste like something. It should have a mellow grain flavor.
SGSpec@reddit
Good vodka made potato not grain
airfryerfuntime@reddit
No shit. But good potato vodka should have a mellow grain flavor, that's actually how you know it's made with potatoes, because grain vodka has a sort of astringent flavor.
Ecstatic-Compote-595@reddit
good vodka should have a sort of slight black pepper taste to it, but black pepper is so universal that it's tricky to pick out if your not looking for it.
QuinnAvery89@reddit
Any vodka that comes in a plastic jug has a very definite taste.
SGSpec@reddit
I prefer the premium canadian bag vodka
youtocin@reddit
Good vodka still has alcohol in it dumbass
SGSpec@reddit
Yeah but you don’t taste anything but the alcohol dumbass
Zhevaro@reddit
yeah but alcohol tastes like shit.
StormOfFatRichards@reddit
I've tried Kettle One, Grey Goose, and one other rapper brand. When does it get good
Michal_999@reddit
Bullshit
UncleKeyPax@reddit
No. Potato
Forminloid@reddit
People really stay sleeping on potato vodka. The first time i tried it i was shocked, and that was after years of bartending. I genuinely couldn't wrap my head around why we even bother making vodka any other way besides cost.
emrednz07@reddit
Nah they are right. Cheap Vodka tastes horrid even when mixed. I remember one time we had one so bad it still tasted like garbage when we were almost black out drunk. I think it was Wyborowa or smth ?
Absolut, Beluga, Belvedere etc. all taste okay even by themselves but they are expensive.
Michal_999@reddit
Maybe I never tasted a bad vodka
Gobilapras@reddit
It tastes like alchohol man, its not "anything"
BLACKdrew@reddit
Trust comrade. Is no taste.
SGSpec@reddit
Vodka taste like water blyat
Working-Tomato8395@reddit
Honestly it depends on the base ingredient. Call me a snobby drunk, but I can absolutely tell the difference between wheat, corn, potato, sugar cane, and beet vodkas. Good vodka doesn't have strong flavors but you can definitely tell the difference between them if they're not hobo-tier.
Tiberius_Kilgore@reddit
It tastes and smells like fucking ethanol. What in the hell are you even on about?
IKnowUselessThings@reddit
Even good vodka has flavour, apparently you can't taste it.
DepressedPancake4728@reddit
the alcohol is the only real flavor, which can be masked with any mixer. compared to something like tequila or whiskey
conormal@reddit
Reminds me of my first time trying whiskey. Didn't really understand what it was and decided to mix Jack Daniels with Mellow Yellow
3016137234@reddit
Got trashed on gin and Pepsi once when I was like 17, shit was disgusting but we were young and stupid
neonxmoose99@reddit
Ok now I need to try this
godfather_49t@reddit
Kimi pfp
OnTheProwl-@reddit
Mountain dew was originally made to be a mixer for whiskey so it might not be too awful.
conormal@reddit
Imagine throwing up in an Uber after a party
Ecstatic-Compote-595@reddit
tequila tastes like fucking ammonia and I hate it xd
dead_mans_curve@reddit
For wealthy alcoholics. I just drink potters and it tastes like shit 🥴
splash19059@reddit
Where the fuck yall finding "tasteless" vodka?
Palmajr@reddit
It's just how it is. You're just tasting the alcohol/ethanol.
Compared to a whiskey or other dark (casked) spirits for example, you get all sorts of flavoring.
Senafir@reddit
Right, you’re not tasting tea youre tasting water plus caffeine, tannins, and a bunch of plant alkaloids.
Tea itself is clearly tasteless.
coltrainjones@reddit
I'm pretty sure most vodka is just 190+ proof grain alcohol watered down to 40% abv. There really shouldn't be many accompanying flavors
Senafir@reddit
What im saying is that if vodka doesn’t really have a taste because you’re "just tasting the ethanol/alcohol" then by the same logic tea doesn’t have a taste either, you’re just tasting caffeine, tannins, plant alkaloids and water because that's what makes tea taste like well tea. But that feels wrong right? At that point you’re basically denying that anything has a real taste at all.
Ok-Swordfish5956@reddit
A better analogy would be that vodka is like plain water, while other spirits like gin and whiskey are like water with a cordial added. So in the context of spirits, vodka is tasteless.
Senafir@reddit
Vodka is a neutral spirit, so its taste is mostly the ethanol profile. Saying "you’re just tasting ethanol" isn’t really an argument against it having a taste it’s just describing it in chemical terms. Same with tea, breaking it down into compounds doesn’t mean it "doesn’t have a taste" it just explains what creates that taste.
I know that i'm the content of spirits vodka is considered tasteless, i just found it funny how subop said that its tasteless while describing what makes it have a taste.
BadgerMolester@reddit
It's like saying a certain tea doesn't have much of a taste as it just tastes like water. The base is alcohol so vodka doesn't taste of anything, because it tastes like plain alcohol. He's not "just describing it in chemical terms", they are pointing out that it doesn't have flavour, like you'd have unflavoured ice cream or something, it just tastes of the base alcohol.
Can_not_catch_me@reddit
Plain alcohol is a taste though, that's the point. It doesn't have to be flavoured to have a taste in the same way that water has a taste, and one that changes based on things like temperature/mineral content, despite being an extremely neutral drink
lyntria@reddit
Hi, im from Poland. Vodka is basically tasteless. Glad I could help
Ecstatic-Compote-595@reddit
it's tasteless to you because you fried your tongue with shitty polish vodka
lyntria@reddit
So how does it taste like?
Ecstatic-Compote-595@reddit
black pepper
Senafir@reddit
Hi i'm also from Poland.
Vodka isn't tasteless it tastes like alcohol. Glad i could help.
lyntria@reddit
Jak smakuje alkohol?
wompod@reddit
Water also has a taste, dumbass. Air has a taste. Proper Vodka is about as tasteless as any of those things. Stop being deliberately obtuse. You went for a completely incomperable comparison.
EternityLeave@reddit
You’re so right. Aside from the very obvious very strong taste, it has no taste.
wompod@reddit
Okay put a shot of vodka in a glass of water and compare it to putting a shot of gin, whiskey, or tequila in water. I guarantee the vodka will be almost imperceptible if you aren't drinking shit tanker vodka.
coltrainjones@reddit
It's no use. These VIRGINS clearly just stuff their fatasses with gummy bears and tendies instead of drowning their sorrows with alcohol like a MAN. They haven't even burned their taste buds to the point where vodka tastes like fresh air yet
CthulhuCam@reddit
They’ll never understand
cheddleberry@reddit
Vodka doesn't even contain alcohol if you just drink the 60% of it that's not alcohol
Senafir@reddit
So proper vodka has a taste by your own admission?
mbmiller94@reddit
Water has a taste. But if I drank a soda that tasted like water I would say it doesn't have a taste.
Senafir@reddit
And if you drank a soda that tasted like vodka you would not say that it doesnt have a taste.
While vodka is a neutral spirit it does have a taste.
mbmiller94@reddit
Not beyond the taste of water and alcohol, whiskey does though.
Senafir@reddit
Yea youre 100 percent right beyond its taste it doesnt have a taste.
mbmiller94@reddit
This is why people are saying you're being pedantic. You know exactly what we mean, but because it's not "technically correct" to say you act like you have no clue what we mean so you can start your daily reddit argument.
EternityLeave@reddit
You are the one being pedantic, making up the rule that taste doesn’t include alcohol on some technicality. This isn’t a common thing that we should just assume and agree with.
EternityLeave@reddit
Where do you get the idea that taste starts after alcohol? “Not beyond the taste of water and alcohol” is insane. Alcohol has a famously strong taste.
Kaleb8804@reddit
I’ll be blunt. Nothing is “tasteless” by definition, even water has flavor. So by that logic, no. By every other colloquial measure though, yes.
There’s a socially drawn line for “flavorless” that you refuse to engage with. You can stick to your guns and be grammatically “right” but it’s not clarifying anything and you sound pretentious.
Senafir@reddit
And vodka is not considered flavorless.
Kaleb8804@reddit
Seems the majority of people here are saying it is.
I’ll continue speaking in a way that’s understandable to others, and you can die on this hill if you want to.
Vall3y@reddit
If I understand his logic
When you make good voodka, you dont want any aroma, just the ethanol and water
As opposed to badly made vodka that can introduce aromas from the distillation process I guess
It's like if you were to drink tea that was made with say a smelly rotten teabag and you will taste the teabag in the tea
AQuiteFineSirIsay@reddit
its not that deep bruh vodkas taste is just the taste of alcohol lol
Senafir@reddit
Yea, and that would mean that it isn't tasteless just like tea isn't.
coltrainjones@reddit
Shallow and pedantic
BchainMasterRace@reddit
The amount of grey matter in your brain might be classified as “shallow”
Senafir@reddit
Sure buddy
airfryerfuntime@reddit
That's what the cheap shit is, which is why it tastes like crap. They ferment it using gain and highly alcohol resistant yeasts that produce off flavors, then run the stills hard, which brings over a lot of other volatile compounds. After they distill it, they run it through filters which don't remove all of of the unpleasant flavors, but mellow it down enough to be palatable.
Good vodka is fermented with better yeasts, is distilled a lot gentler, and not usually filtered. It's generally left with a mild grain flavor, even though it's usually made with potatoes.
kapaipiekai@reddit
Yeah you got it. The good stuff is just distilled multiple times and not filtered. I used to make vodka (well, neutral spirit) out of sugar using a reflux still and multiple rounds of filtering that was clean asf, but it didn't have that earthy base of good vodka.
Ecstatic-Compote-595@reddit
I agree with you over the other guy but vodka should have a taste as compared to something like everclear mixed with water down to 40$
grizzlor_@reddit
Flavor is very subtle, but it’s there. In cheap vodka it’s present because it’s produced as cheaply as possible and has impurities that could be filtered out; higher end vodka brand curate a “signature” flavor. It’s obviously way less flavor than most other liquor, but even high end vodkas taste slightly different.
From column stills, yes — it’s ~95% ethanol out of the still that’s watered down. With a pot still, it comes out as 60-80% ethanol. Majority of modern vodka production is in column stills (pot stills are more common with whiskey). With a column still, there’s some flavor hiding in that 5%. Even more room to hide flavor if it comes from a pot still.
Base ingredient is usually grain or potato and it does make a subtle difference.
The water makes a difference since it’s 60% of the final product. You don’t want vodka that’s 60% Dasani (garbage water).
Filtration process/aggressivenes makes a noticeable difference. Heck, you can significantly improve the cheapest bottom shelf vodka at home just by running it through a Brita filter a few times.
jlaughs@reddit
The guy is an alcoholic, so the “alcohol” taste isn’t harsh. He means it doesn’t have flavors other than alcohol. For an alcoholic that would be relatively tasteless
slugfive@reddit
No, you need context.
In the context of “best alcohol” for the purpose of consuming alcohol OP argues it has no flavour (other than alcohol). Because contextually all alcoholic drinks have alcohol flavour per equal volume of alcohol, so it can be disregarded as a common denominator.
Like a flavourless pizza would be just the base. Or an empty room still has air inside, because contextually that is not
This is a very basic concept.
asertym@reddit
Top 10 dumbest things I've read
Bancatone@reddit
me when I’m so insufferably pedantic that I intentionally miss the point:
whatsssssssss@reddit
if the only flavor of tea was caffeine then you would be right
BelethorsGeneralShit@reddit
If you don't count all the things that cause taste, everything is tasteless 🤷
Palmajr@reddit
This was funny as hell. Thanks for making my day.
Lolmemsa@reddit
Vodka has very minimal flavor by itself, so if the alcohol gets diluted it becomes tasteless
Mister__Fahrenheit@reddit
Palmajr@reddit
I love this meme format.
But honestly as a pissing enjoyer, even different waters have different tastes (compositions I guess?) so even water being so critically acclaimed as tasteless really isn't!
ColdIceZero@reddit
Water's pH and mineral content will affect the way it tastes.
And "alcohol" often contains varying amounts of trace impurities like methanol and other byproducts from distillation.
Vodka may just be water + alcohol, but there's a lot of variance in what is in the water and how distilly impure the ethanol is.
A_Stoned_Smurf@reddit
Never understood people who say water doesn't have a taste. Even well filtered water has a taste, it's just mild.
Palmajr@reddit
Pretty much.
bostonboson@reddit
And the taste of straight alcohol/ethanol is gross AF
cocainebrick3242@reddit
tasteless refers to the fact that it lacks any flavour other than ethanol.
splash19059@reddit
One could argue that vodka is just ethanol flavored
leanorange@reddit
Yeah that’s literally exactly what the dude said. There’s nothing to argue
splash19059@reddit
Ah I misread the comment mb
leanorange@reddit
❤️
RecordEnvironmental4@reddit
I assume he means it doesn’t have any flavor, it’s just the alcohol
zepherth@reddit
They are ignoring that its taste is pure ethanol. For some reason it being tasteless means everything else except for the ethanol
jim9162@reddit
Buy potato vodka, it doesn't have that 'bite' that most vodkas have.
Chopin is probably the most readily available, it's like 20 bucks a bottle at bevmo and puts every other vodka to shame.
Commercial-Whole7382@reddit
I always bought the plastic bottle junk and it was disgusting but the more expensive stuff you can drink it like water
splash19059@reddit
I dont think I've ever seen a plastic vodka bottle before gotta say
I_up_voted_u@reddit
Freezer.
splash19059@reddit
Elite ball knowledge right there
Morbius-Lover@reddit
Expensive vodka is tasteless, just fucking mix it with fruit juice and stop being a bitch abt it
splash19059@reddit
Don't get me wrong ill still drink it even if it does taste like shit. Used to drink it straight from the bottle till I had a blackout thst put me off vodka for a long time, still cant drink it straight anymore unless im already blitzed. One time had this horrible shitty off brand tescos vodka, and decided to mix it with buckfast, MD 20/20 half a can of monster and some wine. Absolutely vile but I was 14 and me and my freinds were just happy I found shops that sold us drink.
And yes the more expensive stuff is ALOT more bearable but theres always going to be that slight gasoline flavour.
Morbius-Lover@reddit
Ive tried the off brand straight out the bottle method too, made me almost puke like 4 times and I quit halfway through to buy white monsters for my friends to mix. Dont reccomend it to anyone vodka sucks. Get a big ol bottle of real fucking drink a fuckin scotch and fucking kill that thing.
Also real advice drink nothing else but beer during concerts regulates drinking and makes you feel full so you dont want to eat and you dont want to puke from moshing. After the concert is when you get the hard stuff. Whenever I strayed away from this advice stuff went horribly bad.
Also you cant be pretentious if you drink all the time and have had horrible drunk experiences that you can talk about. At least thats what I tell myself. Fuck you and take care
splash19059@reddit
Ooh yeah love scotch, but for some reason pretty much all my freinds hate whiskey, so most of the time im stuck with vodka, and whatever mixers people decide to bring, they dont really got the best taste.
Also thanks ill try and remember that one, never actually been to a concert, either tickets are all sold out, no one else is intrested in going, or im just broke at the time lol, so wouldn't know what to expect.
Anyways fuck you too and have a nice night.
Roggie77@reddit
Probably at the bottom of 30 bottles a month lol
MacchuPicchu55@reddit
well yeah it tastes like gasoline if you get bottom shelf vodka and drink it room temperature in shots, you can also drink a warm flat bud light and that'll taste like shit too
Dash_Nasty@reddit
For real. Vodka is one of my least favorite alcohols, that and gin are just awful to me. Even at their best. Whiskey or tequila is very preferred around here.
thatweirdguyted@reddit
This is objectively correct. Potato juice is the superior choice. Mixes well, is as strong or weak as you'd like it to be, and very discreet for binge drinking on the sly, if that's your thing.
theyeshman@reddit
Potato vodkas are generally my least favorite to be honest, corn and wheat vodka seem to end up tasting cleaner to me when all is said and done.
Kiwi_Doodle@reddit
Throw it through a brita filter once and you should be fine.
theyeshman@reddit
I mean I could, or I could just spend less money to begin with on a corn or wheat vodka that doesn't need to be run through a filter to taste clean and doesn't require me to trash a brita filter.
revanisthesith@reddit
I quit drinking about 3.5 years ago, but I used to get a 1.75L of Luksusowa for $23-$25ish + tax. It's definitely better than any other vodka I could get at that price.
I__o___o___I@reddit
This bitch knows ball
Tom_Blunty@reddit
"Potato juice" is a nice one, I prefer to call it "Potato Sweat" due to the way distillation works
CroatInAKilt@reddit
Gin is literally just vodka that British people added juniper berries to, to pretend they're better than all the other alcoholics
paranormal_shouting@reddit
Leaves and berries + water = good
Leaves and berries + alcohol = good
I don’t see the problem
archaeosis@reddit
That's not what objectively means
thatweirdguyted@reddit
It's an unbiased fact based breakdown. That IS being objective.
Notice that I didn't discuss taste because that's a matter of preference, and is subjective.
Instead I pointed out it has the highest compatibility for mixing, high flexibility for strength, and is by far the most discreet. It is objectively the best based on those criteria.
joethecrow23@reddit
Very discreet except for the being fucking hammered part
thatweirdguyted@reddit
I get around that with a good poker face and a little thing I like to call "keeping it together whilst in public"
DropkickBirthday@reddit
It's also best for smuggling into multi day festivals in water bottles.
RealScionEcto@reddit
Rum and whisky are p good too, but yeah, Vodka is great. Grey Goose is goated.
whitecollarredneck@reddit
Rum is entirely too slept on. But I also want to keep it that way so I'm not paying whisky prices for Chairman's Reserve or some shit.
R0biB0biii@reddit
Grey goose is just marketing AFAIK and yea vodka doesn't have any taste on its own you are tasting just the pure alcohol. I bet you cant taste the difference between a cocktail made with Absolut and one with Grey gooose
RealScionEcto@reddit
You can. Grey Goose has additives that help with the aftertaste and make it smoother going down. Comparing Absolut and Grey Goose, there is a difference.
R0biB0biii@reddit
The price is the only difference
relatable
RealScionEcto@reddit
Nice opinion, did a YouTuber give it to you?
R0biB0biii@reddit
Nah the video i linked is related to what i was talking about. I did my own research too
RealScionEcto@reddit
Understandable. I did my own taste tests, and it goes Absolut < Crystal Head < Skyy < Gray Goose
R0biB0biii@reddit
straight from their site
RealScionEcto@reddit
Huh, well it goes down a lot better than Absolute and Crystal Head.
Xalterai@reddit
That's because Absolut and Crystal Head are overpriced sewage water. If you want a good vodka, get some Reyka, Haku, KettleOne, Sobieski, Luksusowa, Wheatley's, Lyna, Kirkland, Russian Standard, or Monopolowa. All of those options are much cheaper than Grey Goose, and are all higher quality.
Grey Goose is only seen as a premium option because of the bottle(tall bottle = higher shelf) and marketing(higher shelf is marketed as premium and high quality). It's just overpriced and mediocre vodka compared to most other options on the market. It's priced like Beluga, Belvedere, and Chopin, but isn't even close to the same ballpark in quality.
R0biB0biii@reddit
placebo
CroatInAKilt@reddit
This man cocktails. Most top shelf vodkas are just for the clout cattle to throw money on, Grey Goose being the worst offender. Absolut is perfectly fine, but there is a tier of vodka that vanishes even better, though at that point, just make a better cocktail instead.
Liquidfoxx22@reddit
I've never understood people buying the expensive flashy vodka, only to then mix it with coke, or anything for that matter.
Sure, if you're drinking it neat, then a good vodka makes a difference. For all other occasions, as long as its not shit vodka, you'll never tell the difference.
ElPlatanaso2@reddit
Try belvedere. Fuego 🔥
all_weed_is_love@reddit
Oldest trick in the book
"I want some of Jimmy's water, it's the kind that gets you fucking drunk"
xZombieRitualx@reddit
Straight up. I'm fuckin wasted.
wedditmod@reddit
"It's right in the fuckin' slot, just past the click, that wonderful moment, just like Julian, I'm sober enough to know what I'm doin', and I'm drunk enough to really enjoy doing it."
YesIam6969420@reddit
I find it funny when people buy really expensive whiskey because it "tastes smooth". All whiskeys taste like crap, the greatest whiskeys taste least like crap and that's it 😂
70U1E@reddit
He may be right, but I got HAMMERED on vodka when I was younger and threw up a bunch. It ruined vodka for me.
When my wife and I moved in together when we were still dating, she made a pasta with vodka sauce. I took a few bites and was like, "Hun, I am SO sorry, but I can't eat this" and explained why. It fucked me up lol but I don't drink at all anymore anyway.
Winter7296@reddit
hmm
FranticBronchitis@reddit
"tasteless" my ass, cheap vodka tastes like acetone and I can't afford the fancy stuff
PapasGotABrandNewNag@reddit
Malört tastes like acetone.
I enjoy it very much, and in fact I was at the bar earlier having a few shots of it.
It’s like black licorice in the sense that you either really like it, or really hate it. There is no middle ground.
Every opinion on that shit is of equal value.
zenheadset@reddit
some of us have to come to not mind or even like it
theyeshman@reddit
Costco's American vodka is damn near tasteless at 13 bucks a handle. Their French vodka is decent but has a slight vanilla and oak afterbite to it, and it's 22 bucks a handle.
Gobbler_of_Cock@reddit
jesus christ, my head hurts just thinking about the hangover that would cause
theyeshman@reddit
In my experience it causes less of a hangover than an equivalent amount of Titos or Absolut, Costco just sells lots of products barely over cost. It's not the best vodka in the world or anything, but it's better than anything that comes in under 3x the cost.
Unless the volume is what you're saying would cause the hangover, in which case no one's forcing you to down the whole handle in one go.
FranticBronchitis@reddit
No Costco in my country, we just buy cheap cachaça at US$3/liter instead. Much better
AGenerallyOkGuy@reddit
Had cheap cachaça at a bar in Belém and the waitress said, “Are you sure?” and I thought nothing could beat me. It tasted like raw gasoline. Good cachaça is a decent rum. Cheap cachaça should not be used to start a fire to warm your family.
FranticBronchitis@reddit
It's not tasty, but I'll take that over cheap vodka any day
gvdc@reddit
Just add more orange juice
spookymemeformat@reddit
Just make it yourself in your bathtub. Gets a nice assy aftertaste as well
simonisamessyboy@reddit
How could millions of stay at home moms be wrong
Name_Taken_Official@reddit
Vodka tastes like depression
BigZeeBurger@reddit
Try gin.
Ka1-@reddit
gin tastes like apathy (and shit)
Name_Taken_Official@reddit
That tastes worse but has more character
Fonctional_Schyzoid@reddit
Last time I was drunk on vodka, I went blackout, took off my clothes and tried to roll a joint with a chicken tender.
Ka1-@reddit
did it work
Paradox0111@reddit
Who takes the time to mix drinks, you do win the Alcoholism Olympics doing that.
foxinabathtub@reddit
I will say. If you are drinking vodka because it's less calories than other alcohol, there is a REAL good chance you are an alcoholic.
worm_bagged@reddit
That's why I used to do 190 proof ever clear shots chased with straight cranberry juice
Th34sa8arty@reddit
Vodka is not as discreet as you think; people will smell it.
theonlytravabone@reddit
"it's not pretentious" is the most important point here lmao
BigZeeBurger@reddit
I’m an alcoholic and I approve this message.
pb8226@reddit
Ravages your gut bacteria so you need to double up on biotics.
SageoftheForlornPath@reddit
Tasteless? It tastes like fucking bug spray!
JLNX1998@reddit
Clearly has never had Everclear. If you want to pretend to be a alcoholic, drink Vodka.
internetlad@reddit
These Russian bots are getting out of hand.
Quammel_gang@reddit
Gin in more tasteless I‘d say
Utaha_Senpai@reddit
I unironically like the taste of the ethanol, Am I cooked?
Quammel_gang@reddit
Cooked
jesser9@reddit
I've never had tasteless vodka. They've all been pretty gross.
ToxDocUSA@reddit
I dunno man, I can still usually taste it, and after a particularly bad night in college I have quite the conditioned taste aversion to vodka.
Vodka is certainly more predictable/consistent in terms of flavor...though that also makes it less interesting. If I'm going to pay $100/bottle for some booze, I want it to be a notable improvement over the $30/bottle booze, and not the kind of improvement I can make by running it through a Brita pitcher a couple times.
Prancer4rmHalo@reddit
I hate the idea of high culture automatically being bad or low brow. Yea ok, you can get blasted on liquor that taste like faygo..
If you aren’t a simpleton eventually you become curious about the craft of brewing and distilling.
zabickurwatychludzi@reddit
Tasteless vodka is a corporate marketing psyop and a scam BTW.
Sentinel_2539@reddit
For anyone saying "vodka isn't tasteless", it is tasteless.
Vodka itself has no taste, what you're tasting is the ethanol, not "vodka". That's why the taste is so easily masked by mixers like coke or whatever.
semaj420@reddit
fool. real ones know gin is the flavourless liquor of choice
BlackwoodJohnson@reddit
Is there anyone who isn’t a degenerate drunk that prefers vodka as their drink of choice?
Bobo-_-@reddit
Vodka is the choice drink of true alcoholics. You don't want too smell like booze the next day? Drink vodka, other stuff gives you the boozer smell.
-PL-Retard@reddit
I actually prefer good 60+ moonshine because it is tasteless compared to some vodkas
Torture-Dancer@reddit
I mean, tasteless as it feels like drinking a bottle of alcohol gel, reminds me of the pandemic lol
-_danglebury_-@reddit
Someone needs to check anons basement
ShadowCory1101@reddit
Got really sick on Vodka when I was younger.
I can no longer drink ANY vodka without getting sick.
-HeyThatsPrettyNeat-@reddit
Not me scrolling to this post directly after this one ☠️
KennKennyKenKen@reddit
I like to put a shot into my beer, it's actually tasteless then
BearzerkerX@reddit
Ah, yes, Vodka. So very American 🤔
Lythieus@reddit
I hated Vodka, because I had only had Smirnoff, and it tastes like crap.
Then I had Khortytsa...
cadlium@reddit
Tasteless? It tastes like alcohol, which tastes awfully. It is indeed a good component for cocktails to just add alcohol, but only if there is something that kills the taste of alcohol.
Consistent_Ant_8903@reddit
Fellow alcoholics, I suggest milk whey based vodka for a delicious creamy tasting beverage
Liquidfoxx22@reddit
Mix it with clear whey protein and you can hit your protein goals whilst getting drunk.
I_Suck_At_This_Too@reddit
*Grain alcohol has entered the chat*
BobDylansBasterdSon@reddit
Grain alcohol tastes better than vodka and costs less.
janfrancox77@reddit
Holy alcoholism
piglungz@reddit
I like how nobody gets what he means by “tasteless.” No shit it’s going to taste like alcohol especially if it’s cheap or if you’re doing shots straight, but there are no extra flavors so you can pair it with most beverages for a passable mixy.
No-Play2726@reddit
Tasteless? It tastes like shit.
NefariousFennec@reddit
There was this piece of shit plane deicing grade khokhol vodka a close Ukrainian friend of mine asked me to try once, was the most disgusting and vile shit I have ever tasted in my life, he laughed his ass off at my reaction and proceeded to chug half of the bottle in one go
tonyaustin6@reddit
It’s the liquor of choice for true alcoholics, it’s harder to hide the hangover breath from darker liquors
PerpetualPermaban2@reddit
S4l47@reddit
Colorless alcohol. Revolutionary.
Cieswil@reddit
My favorite is Korn (the translation is supposed to be grain liquor, but I think moonshine is closer)
Moore2257@reddit
"Tasteless"
kaiserkeller_@reddit
Screwdrivers get the job done, can’t argue against that
solicthesolletar@reddit
vodka is an amazing cocktail drink, mix it with anything and ya barely have any taste of the alcohol
Keiji12@reddit
Vodka is the best, Great things for vodka: it doesn't have a taste, it doesn't have a color.
I hope I'll never find myself having this kind of opinion, please shot me if I do.
Knowledge_Haver_17@reddit
Def the most versatile
pepitobuenafe@reddit
Las a long time if high enough alcohol content