I ate 8 McDonald's cheeseburgers for breakfast on a dare. It's 11pm and I'm still not hungry again yet
Posted by gitartruls01@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 299 comments
Could've made it to 10 tbh
deliciousroadhead@reddit
That's like 2400 calories right. Sounds about right for a days worth
drinking_child_blood@reddit
Whenever I have mcds its like I'm eating nothing I can pack up 2 big macs a large fry, nuggets, and coke zero with 2 cheeseburgers for dessert and I'm fucking starving again in 3hr I don't get it
Unfadable1@reddit
Coke Zero tells me you’re not that healthy to begin with, tbh.
drinking_child_blood@reddit
It's literally just water with flavor it's 0cal
Rosaly8@reddit
It is not the calories that make you feel full. The calories make you fat. It's the amount of fibre, sugar, carbohydrates, fats, protein that decide how saturated you feel.
drinking_child_blood@reddit
Sorry I know I said I don't get it but I do know why it doesn't fill me up
Idk how op ate 5 of those pathetic excuses for a snack and went til at least 11pm tho
hinesenberg@reddit
Dude that's what I was thinking!! There's like no fiber and probably no protein in those things. But then I saw a comment that OP is based in another country so maybe their mcds is actually food
Mysterious_Ad_8105@reddit
A single McDonald’s cheeseburger contains 2g dietary fiber and 15g protein, so eight burgers would be 16g fiber and 120g protein. That’s about 60% of your daily recommended amount of fiber (not great for 2400 calories of burgers, but not exactly terrible either) and more than double your daily recommended amount of protein for a typical adult.
Even if you’re strength training and looking to hit a higher daily protein intake, 120g is a sizable amount and might still be sufficient or even excessive depending on your current weight and goals.
p00shp00shbebi1234@reddit
13g of protein each apparently.
McD's is never food wherever you go though, it's all 'product'!
Rosaly8@reddit
Gotcha!
MyMomsTastyButthole@reddit
How saturated? I'm practically dripping when I'm done
Rosaly8@reddit
Satiated? I guessed wrong.
Random_Critical@reddit
Big back activities
ihatetheplaceilive@reddit
Muat be all that child's blood you drink
drinking_child_blood@reddit
Now that's how you get satiated
Zeilar@reddit
That's a lot over the daily. Even the recommended 2000 a day is a bit high and you should strive to be a few hundred under it to not gain weight. Unless you're looking to bulk.
Especially if you're a woman, as their recommended is lower than men's.
Assuming OP is a guy and not too old, he should probably stop at 1800, I don't need to tell you 2400 is pretty bad if that's the goal.
So really OP at a full day's of meals and then almost half of the next day's too. But he'll be hungry tomorrow like usual, and that's how you gain weight.
deliciousroadhead@reddit
the cheeseburger at McDonald's here has 300 calories. 2400 ain't that much over if you aren't sedentary but otherwise yeah a bit
Zeilar@reddit
Seems you're right, it was the double I was thinking of that had 400.
400 is still well above the daily recommended. If you eat 2400 a day, you'll be over 100kg eventually.
Kitsunemitsu@reddit
Dude, Im like a rather tall woman, but when I eat mcDs I get like 4 small shitty burgers like mcveggies, mcdoubles and jr chickens and don't eat or shit for like a day and a half
deliciousroadhead@reddit
Yeah it's a little high for women. 1600 calories over 2 days doesn't sound like a lot though
LauraPa1mer@reddit
Maybe for a man.
deliciousroadhead@reddit
Yeah I mean I'm a man and eat around 1800 but I can see women eating that much too if they workout enough
gitartruls01@reddit (OP)
Right about yeah
Talk-O-Boy@reddit
As your physician, I recommend that you continue eating 2,000 cal worth of McDoubles for breakfast.
It will help you achieve a healthier weight.
badcrass@reddit
Rub your food on a piece of paper. If it turns clear, it's your window to weight gain
ConsistentBattle5342@reddit
doesn't work for me I cannot gain weight no matter how much fast food I eat. Only thing that made me gain weight was when I was a labourer for roofers for 2 years, I put on about 35lbs of muscles loading roof by carrying 88lbs bundles of shingles up a ladder all day.
botthole@reddit
That's impossible. Doing physical labor in a calorie surplus as opposed to not, wouldn't trigger the ability to gain fat/muscle.
ConsistentBattle5342@reddit
I was eating tons of fast food construction season and when laid off work for the winter (5 months usually), I would lose a little weight in winter sitting around playing video games (and drinking every weekend) and gain it back when I started working. I have a very high metabolism.
I know it was muscle mass that I gained when working based off my complete lack of any body fat at 120lbs and at 155lbs (I am 5'5"), and because i could tell my strength increased by a lot in that time, when I started I struggled to lift a 88lb bundle, was dying after loading 7 of them. by the end of the season I could load around 100 a day on a roof and if the roof was low enough I would throw them from the trail up onto the roof.
This was when I was 21-23, I am 35 now and since then I haven't had any hard labour jobs. I still fast food or processed food most of the time but not as much as when I was younger, 2 mcdoubles and large fries is a full dinner for me. But I still cannot gain weight, in fact I have been losing weight the last 2 years I went from 125 down to 115. I do barely any physical labour and don't work out. I just game most days.
damagecontrolparty@reddit
Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon!
Killentyme55@reddit
Maybe, but just looking at that picture made the left side of my face start to droop.
coolsilentebeans@reddit
I’m awful. I dip mine in sweet & sour. So many extra calories. 😭
Jellyswim_@reddit
"On a dare"
Griffithead@reddit
Why 8?
How did you decide THAT was the number?
gitartruls01@reddit (OP)
My friend did 10 and I'm ~80% of his weight
Griffithead@reddit
So you bought 18? Still wondering how you decided that, haha.
IceCoughy@reddit
You dared yourself didn't you?
gitartruls01@reddit (OP)
Lawyer
lazarinewyvren@reddit
Hoptal
ChernobylChild@reddit
Amber Lamps
gitartruls01@reddit (OP)
Black Betty had a child
NhylX@reddit
That damn thing gone wild
Fridge-Largemeat-@reddit
Skamtebord
Kentucky_Fried_Chill@reddit
misterbippy@reddit
blue_moon1122@reddit
I have no gallbladder and was recently in the hospital for some Chicago pan pizza, so this would be absolutely true for me.
OP, eat so much fresh fruit this week please I beg u
gitartruls01@reddit (OP)
I had a single banana for dinner
blue_moon1122@reddit
appropriate
Embarrassed_69_@reddit
Ive eaten 3 A&W teenburger
SirStocksAlott@reddit
A what?
SouthPawArt@reddit
A&W Teen Burger.
SirStocksAlott@reddit
Ok, I googled it and still don’t understand. And it has teen sauce? Why is it called a Teen Burger??
MrGains@reddit
Because it has Teen Sauce on it
oniiichanUwU@reddit
Our local a&w is so good but god I hate driving up and ordering lol. Can I get a papa meal with cheese and onion rings and a mama with extra onions. 😭 why lol. For some reason driving up and asking for 8 buddy burgers feels the worst though
Helpful_Location7540@reddit
Bruh i need to find an a&w and have some fun. “Lemme get a papa burger inside of a mama burger just doused in teen sauce. Oh i heard someone order step fries. Yea, yea, large and more teen sauce.”
coolsilentebeans@reddit
That sounds a bit incestuous 😂
MFingCEO@reddit
I think you meant mollestuous.
Capital_Past69@reddit
Extra molestation sauce please
Killentyme55@reddit
"I'd like an order of step-fries with that too please".
Numba2thrilla@reddit
Oh no step-burger, my step-fries are stuck at the bottom of the bag!
MoreCowbellllll@reddit
How about a double “Roll Tide burger “?
LogicFeels474@reddit
SouthPawArt@reddit
Could be worse, could be called mommy and daddy burgers.
Inside-Run785@reddit
There were different sizes with different toppings: papa, mama, teen and baby. They just never got the teen burger.
SouthPawArt@reddit
All those other ones still exist. I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume, one, you're American, and two, American A&W don't have the other family burgers anymore?
Inside-Run785@reddit
Don’t think so. It’s been a long time since I’ve been. I live in Wisconsin so they’re all over the state, but the closest is at least 30 minutes away from me.
SouthPawArt@reddit
Haha okay that makes the general confusion more understandable. The burger family is still very much an active thing here in Canada.
SirStocksAlott@reddit
Love Canada, know of the A&Ws, but never been to one. Been to a Mandarin up there though and that was wild.
SouthPawArt@reddit
There's definitely good eating up here. Definitely more than poutine and maple syrup.
LoosePrisonPurse@reddit
Great! Did a google search and it added Fur. Now I’m on a list somewhere.
dhelor@reddit
Teen sauce? No thanks, I prefer my sauces to be of legal age.
Streetlgnd@reddit
Lol.
There is a Teen Burger, Papa Burger, Momma Burger, Grandpa Burger, etc, which basically get bigger in size and just how A&W names their burgers.
Pan151@reddit
Smells and tastes like teen spirit.
Youlookcold@reddit
It's the name of one of their burgers.
In Canada (and maybe USA but the franchise split) many burgers are named after family members.
Momma Poppa Teen Grandpa
anothersip@reddit
What's funny about that naming structure is that the only one based on actual age... Is the Teen burger.
The rest are named after familial relations.
So, "Teen" could mean Nephew, Son, Daughter, Step-Son, Step-Daughter, Cousin, etc.
It stands out from the rest.
It reminds me of those puzzle games: Which one of these items in these photos is not like the rest?
Also, what if you're not a teenager yet? You don't get your "kid's" or "kiddo's" burger on this menu?
Sorry, kids under 13. Doesn't matter if you're not Teens yet. You are now forced to be Teens, eating Teen-Burgers.
(Just talking silliness out-out here, not actually asking you, kind redditor - heh).
Consistent_Stuff9180@reddit
No grandma or auntie?
Conscious_Abies4577@reddit
There was a grandma burger but she was discontinued and is available occasionally in limited runs
whycatspaint@reddit
i can still taste those sweet buns and meat today...
Consistent_Stuff9180@reddit
Hold up
misterbippy@reddit
Yeah, don’t you know that the teen sauce at A&W is what the song Smells Like Teen Spirit is about?
MundaneMagician52@reddit
Because A&W has a burger family. So you can get a Mama burger, papa burger, uncle burger etc... I guess you don't have A&W where you are. They're everywhere in Canada.
BA_lampman@reddit
You can eat the whole family
Night_Shift_Grumbler@reddit
Made it to this comment with more questions than I started with, and no answers.
matt95110@reddit
Because it’s the child of the Mama and Papa burgers.
DoodleBuggering@reddit
I assumed it was because teenagers usually have big appetites so its a bigger burger.
SouthPawArt@reddit
Burger family. Papa burger, mama burger, teen burger, baby burger, grandpa burger, uncle burger. It's just a naming convention, like McDonald's putting Mc in front of everything.
SirStocksAlott@reddit
A double buddy burger? 🫣
SouthPawArt@reddit
Yes?
Inside-Run785@reddit
I know you’re joking, but that’s actually the reason why. There were many different sizes: mama, papa, teen and baby.
Embarrassed_69_@reddit
Lol idk! Actually write teen burger A&w
InsanityPractice@reddit
A&W teen burger
slipperybloke@reddit
Smells like teen spirit
HubbaHubbaHubbaPoky@reddit
'Amburgers and Wootbeer
New_Leaf_8647@reddit
HereComesJustice@reddit
5 bucks for a mozza I wonder what my limit is
Embarrassed_69_@reddit
No limits lol
Rickety_Cricket_23@reddit
Those dont look like Mc dicks cheeseburgers
Evening_Froyo_7506@reddit
They aren't smashed flat enough and the mustard and ketchup isn't all over the outside.
Rickety_Cricket_23@reddit
I'm calling it.
AI
TheProfessorPoon@reddit
Annie Potts is still hot if you ask me.
SirStocksAlott@reddit
Any relation to Rita Poon?
TheProfessorPoon@reddit
My great, great grandparents abbreviated their last name when they moved to the states. It was Poontang originally.
KittiesRule1968@reddit
My stomach hurts from reading this post and looking at the picture.
Evening-Apartment317@reddit
That’s your calorie count for the next 3 days
uncleozzy@reddit
Honestly not that crazy?
gitartruls01@reddit (OP)
Worth noting that I am not American
CappnMidgetSlappr@reddit
Then, no offense, this is even less crazy considering your McDonald's is probably made with real meat.
obviousreasons1@reddit
So is ours.
pepcorn@reddit
Even the McDonald's CEO calls it "product" so idk about that.
gitartruls01@reddit (OP)
Fair enough
thewinrarisme@reddit
You are now.
Ill_Painting9442@reddit
😂😂😂
obviousreasons1@reddit
Not with that attitude.
thatfuckinjosh@reddit
What, your cheeseburgers contain actual food particles? He's eating like a king
gitartruls01@reddit (OP)
Real Norwegian beef straight from the farm. Very strict food regulations here
Prancer4rmHalo@reddit
😭😭
They feed us shredded newspapers
spare_parts_bot@reddit
slimeslim@reddit
Why?
FloppyButtholeJelly@reddit
Because he was born somewhere else
superduper1993@reddit
You can't just ask someone why they're not American!
BrawlDark@reddit
the average American eats 2000000 pizzas a day
nderacheiver1@reddit
do better
chrash-man@reddit
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?
StickyBamboo_@reddit
There’s probably people doing this on the daily lol Albeit obviously not the smartest choice
BurmeciaWillSurvive@reddit
Back when I was working local crew for a concert, one of the techs offered me a ride home, on the condition that he was gonna swing by a McDonald's that might be busy. This very large man proceeded to order 20 cheeseburgers (hold the ketchup) which wasn't TOTALLY insane considering there were two other people in the van. He then turned around and asked if anyone of us wanted anything too, lmao. There was no way he was under 370.
Kitsunemitsu@reddit
This is like once every few weeks 3am food after drunken sex.
SirStocksAlott@reddit
Oh, to be in my 20s again.
pissbucket94@reddit
idk man, when was the last time you heard that someone ate eight cheeseburgers for breakfast?
DeadlyYellow@reddit
Before or after the local White Castle closed?
uncleozzy@reddit
I’m not saying it’s normal, but 8 cheeseburgers isn’t like eating a whole pizza or whatever.
pissbucket94@reddit
8 cheeseburgers is totally more food than a normal large pizza
danabrey@reddit
This whole conversation is silly when 'normal large pizza' has a huge range of meanings across countries and cultures.
pissbucket94@reddit
the conversation is silly no matter which way you slice it 😉
uncleozzy@reddit
8 McD’s cheeseburgers, absolutely not. Maybe a Domino’s pizza I guess. Which I guess is normal for a lot of people.
pissbucket94@reddit
you know I guess these are single burgers. i wont lie to you I imagined them as double burgers for whatever reason. yeah i think you might be right on this one
gitartruls01@reddit (OP)
A medium cheese and tomato pizza at Domino's is 1400 calories, a large Meateor is 2400 calories. This mess is 2500 calories
pissbucket94@reddit
oh shiiii. well there we have it. i hope your toilet is hungry!
LauraPa1mer@reddit
I ate an x-large pizza with 3 dipping sauces every weekend for at leat a year and I don't think eating a whole pizza is really anything to write home about.
But 8 cheeseburgers seems like a lot of dry bun would need to be consumed, and I would personally need a dipping sauce for that.
coolsilentebeans@reddit
He’s Norwegian. He’s probably got Viking blood and can eat his weight in rakfisk for every meal. This is crumbs by comparison.
gitartruls01@reddit (OP)
It may or may not play a role
xblackdemonx@reddit
The bun to meat ratio on these is sad.
iWeeby@reddit
Double cheeseburger is the real deal
xblackdemonx@reddit
Yes or McDouble at a minimum.
makemeking706@reddit
Facts. This would have been a much harder challenge a decade ago.
Star-K@reddit
I would have combined this into two good burgers and thrown away the extra six buns.
iWeeby@reddit
But you would have failed the dare!
gitartruls01@reddit (OP)
The other brothers can't deny
SirStocksAlott@reddit
My homeboys tried to warn me
MyMomsTastyButthole@reddit
But those buns they got make me so... Bloated, mostly
coolsilentebeans@reddit
When I walk in with an itty bitty grimace
primadiamonds@reddit
This was so stupid that I laughed out loud. Take my upvote.
Dragoonknight56@reddit
Im sorry to hear what happened to your retirement fund.
royalpeenpeen@reddit
Please drink some water
gitartruls01@reddit (OP)
That cup on the left is completely filled with water. Refilled it halfway through
pepcorn@reddit
Drink some more. It's going to be hard work getting this brick out.
TemporaryLemonade@reddit
I got promoted couple years ago and thought to myself "why not, why shouldnt i eat 2 burgers today, its my also my birthday so its kinda my first lucky day in a looooong time, i'll go crazy" the 2nd burguer made me feel like throwing up, until i finally did.
Last week I got promoted again, i just had some good sexy times
CujoLeBarbare420@reddit
And I though eating 4 was bad.. 😅
gitartruls01@reddit (OP)
I mean it still is
CujoLeBarbare420@reddit
Can’t argue with that..
RedhairedShanksLover@reddit
mrwioo@reddit
OP later today
FutureDiarrheagasm@reddit
It's the big one!
GobiYumaMojave@reddit
AI
gitartruls01@reddit (OP)
Bruh
Steinfan94@reddit
Were they free tho?
gitartruls01@reddit (OP)
Nope, this was the most expensive breakfast I've had in half a year
AnnoyingRingtone@reddit
Yes, McDonald’s is expensive. Yes, their burgers aren’t as good as local spots. Yes, the value you get is terrible. Yes, I will still eat two days’ worth of calories in the form of McDoubles.
gitartruls01@reddit (OP)
These specific hamburgers are actually a damn good deal still, at least here. Half the price of a gas station hot dog, all 8 of these combined cost me less than a single burger I bought at a fancier place last month
DPSOnly@reddit
I'm sure you will also not feel joy again for the next 6 to 8 weeks.
Jamsedreng22@reddit
I used to get 10 cheeseburgers, extra pickles every Friday for a couple of years. As a treat.
CujoLeBarbare420@reddit
Sairenity@reddit
enjoy the McDiarrhea®©™
GraceJoans@reddit
you might not be hungry, but your ass will be hungry from toilet paper soon.
zoppaTheDim@reddit
The saddest part is you felt the need to document and share this.
DriverMelodic@reddit
Old school Boomer here. My friend ate 50 at the local McDonald’s. But cha did good, with ya young self…😋
gitartruls01@reddit (OP)
Fucking hell, where would that even go? That's like 15lbs of burgers
DriverMelodic@reddit
That’s what I said! He was fine, though.
matnerlander@reddit
I did the ten cheeseburger challenge in University. No one challenged me I was just high. My friends thought it was funny but I couldn’t eat meat for a month after
99fun2thetouch@reddit
Back when McBreakfast was not yet invented in my country... after a night of heavy drinking I ate 11 cheeseburgers. I was constipated for two days.
Your_Friendly_Nerd@reddit
don‘t give me ideas, man
mishutu@reddit
Living the dream
whatidoidobc@reddit
In college my roommates and I would take advantage of the 39 cent cheeseburgers every Sunday. After a while I hated them, and they stopped tasting like anything. Like I dreaded eating them... but they were too cheap to pass on for me at the time.
AliceLunar@reddit
Looks like plastic
gitartruls01@reddit (OP)
It's fantastic
Resident_Pientist_1@reddit
Gross man. The meat to bun ratio is completely off.
Wr3ckless13@reddit
On a dare???
Fledermausmann69420@reddit
"still not hungry yet" 🤔 hmmmm I wonder why.... could it be maybe..... because you've slammed 8 fucking burgers for breakfast? 👀 Also who tf dared you, the mirror?
Ordinary_Cap_6812@reddit
Breakfast is until 11am? So did you eat that at 11:01 or....
MuchDevelopment7084@reddit
I wonder if eight of them will result in the "Slider" effect?
They go down good. Very tasty, especially at two in the morning. On the way home from a party. But when you wake up. They decide to say "Hi buddy". All at once. In a real hurry. In an explosive kind of way. lol
cannavacciuolo420@reddit
Well it’s 2400 cals, not surprised
BVRPLZR_@reddit
Putting in the light work I see. Back in my day sausage biscuits were 2/$1 and i would get 8 for breakfast with a large Dr Pepper and 2 hash browns.
Goddam I miss my 21 yr old metabolism.
thirdangletheory@reddit
When I went on roadtrips circa 2010 I used to sometimes get 5 for $5 and space them out throughout the day. They're like... ~$3 each now? Gonna pass.
fn2will@reddit
Dannimaru@reddit
r/unexpectedpoopcruise
coolsilentebeans@reddit
I can smell that gif
Iatemydoggo@reddit
Have fun shitting that out next Christmas
solarus@reddit
Oh please dude thisll go right through him
Iatemydoggo@reddit
I remember I ate a whole dominos pan pizza with double cheese and didn’t shit for two weeks
solarus@reddit
I promise you for people in these very comments sections a pan pizza is just half of a saturday night
FloppyButtholeJelly@reddit
Hell yeah
SirStocksAlott@reddit
Username also checks out.
retardedgreenlizard@reddit
You seem to be STOCKING A LOT of usernames my friend. username checks out
SirStocksAlott@reddit
Username checks out.
unclejoe1917@reddit
Yeah, they go down pretty easy. Theoretically, you should only need two or three in a sitting, but you can get up over about six pretty easy if you're really hungry or on a dare.
ChefSnackhole@reddit
You didn’t win the dare, the dare is still ongoing. It ends in roughly 36 hours, in a bathroom, alone.
GlassTablesAreStupid@reddit
Wrong sub and that’d be a good day for me personally.
No_Clock2390@reddit
Kentucky_Fried_Chill@reddit
I can hear the child rapist and child murderer's voice now.
limetraveler83@reddit
looking_fordopamine@reddit
I want 8 cheeseburgers for breakfast 😔
gitartruls01@reddit (OP)
potliquorz@reddit
Molly Schuyler ate over thirty Big Macs. Do better.
ChaoticxSerenity@reddit
At least your body won't need to be embalmed when you die.
tukuasec@reddit
“How many burgers do you think you could eat in a day?”
“…I dunno… eight?”
“The fuck you could.”
“Wanna bet!”
What I imagined proceeded the events.
gitartruls01@reddit (OP)
Actually me and my friend found a 2400 calorie milkshake from an American fast food place and were just in awe that such a thing was even possible for a human to digest. So we started adding up calories to see what you'd actually need to eat to match that. This was the result. The deal was that if you failed, you couldn't eat any snacks or sweets for a week
solarus@reddit
That's awesome. I love getting a fat sack of burgers
Obi_Jon_Kenobi@reddit
Did you have anything added or removed, or were they the classic ketchup mustard onion pickle?
Also I hope you have a plunger on standby
gitartruls01@reddit (OP)
Straight classic, no removals. My burps still taste like pickles
Obi_Jon_Kenobi@reddit
And do you have a plunger ready?
gitartruls01@reddit (OP)
I do not own one, but I do have a window of adequate shitting height
Obi_Jon_Kenobi@reddit
That'll do in a pinch
Slight_Tiger2914@reddit
Bro you ate 2500 calories of pure garbage. If you get hungry after that... I may have to stop you myself.
TacoRising@reddit
Andrew Panton ass post
sadbeehoppy@reddit
I was wondering if I'd see his name here lmao
anonymouse45556@reddit
Don_Kehote@reddit
If you did not also eat the plate, you are weak and your ancestors should be ashamed of you.
Separate-Fly5165@reddit
Good ol human flesh burgers.
nicofdarcyshire@reddit
When they were 79p a pop in the UK, we used to get each 12 for under a tenner and have stupid races.
Zlota_Swinia@reddit
To much bun. Do doubles next
simander93@reddit
Stop lying. No one dared you.
meduhsin@reddit
It’s gonna take awhile for your body to process all that plastic. Good luck!
moogiemomm@reddit
I love McDonald's cheeseburgers. They are delicious in my opinion.
Correctedsun@reddit
Stomach: Stop sending hunger signals until we can figure out what the hell is going on
Vey-kun@reddit
Always think why u could, never when u should.
CIA_Rectal_Feeder@reddit
That's disgusting for multiple reasons.
sail_the_high_seas@reddit
This is why America has an obesity problem.
gitartruls01@reddit (OP)
Thankfully I'm not American so I'm safe
CheddarGeorge@reddit
I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for one of those.
OrangeClyde@reddit
Only 8? Psshaw
yesyesnopeyesyes@reddit
Videoplushair@reddit
I know they taste great but this would wreck chaos in my tummy for a few days 😢😢
Granny_Skeksis@reddit
Wow what country is this where the bun isn’t a smooshed with the burger and cheese hanging halfway out?
gitartruls01@reddit (OP)
finger_licking_robot@reddit
one burger has ca 300 kcal. if you ate 8 you consumed 2400cal today. that's enough for most people.
Classic_Yoghurt_6721@reddit
unfinishedtoast3@reddit
Literally how I bulked up for boxing at 17.
Go to mcdonalds at 1030 am, soon as breakfast ended. Order 15 McChickens no lettuce
Spend the day working out and pounding McChickens.
Huge-Description6899@reddit
OP's search history tommorow "poop wont come out plz fix"
Drink some water and eat some salad if you dont know better lol. Its better safe than sorry iykyk
gitartruls01@reddit (OP)
Drank about 7dl of water with these things, plus a few glasses throughout the day
Prancer4rmHalo@reddit
7dihs of water
oldpunk57@reddit
Constipation tomorrow
jaimebuggie@reddit
They’ve stacked up & built a forever home in there.
radicalintrospect@reddit
Your gallbladder is screaming
Prancer4rmHalo@reddit
Brother they have to dare me not to.
Calm-Explanation-353@reddit
Cheeseburger = 300 kcal
8 cheeseburgers = 2,400 kcal
That is about your total daily need, so you are pretty much at net zero for the day. Good job,your hunger system works exactly as it should!
lesusisjord@reddit
I eat only one meal a day, but it’s usually between 4-9pm.
ArthurDaTrainDayne@reddit
I dare you to do this every day for a year
ACcbe1986@reddit
Back in high-school, I ate 5 Arby's roast beef sandwiches right before lineman practice during summer break. I literally finished the last one as I ran onto the field.
I miss binge eating.
UsedWelcome5903@reddit
some_boring_dude@reddit
That's gonna be one hell of a dump.
HouseOfZenith@reddit
I want to do that those look like the good McDonald’s burgers gimme gimme
dustedandrusted4TW@reddit
Like a hotdog and half worth of meat. Just a whole lotta bread really.
badpersian@reddit
I used to down 11 of those on the way home on drunken nights out at uni. Feels good until the last burger. You regret it on the way out.
SirStocksAlott@reddit
What if you eat another one while on the way out?
TheSaltyseal90@reddit
Good way to poison yourself with meat that’s only 10% meat and 90% other
hexrx@reddit
Ive eat 4 of them sometimes and I’m not hungry again the whole day. I cant imagine eating double that.
ganey@reddit
Nice work OP! I usually buy 10 for the walk home when I'm drunk 😅
Moonscorched_Mommy@reddit
Somehow I get the feeling this dare was internal.
Torrossaur@reddit
We dared a mate to eat a double pounder (8x a quater pounder). They made it for him suprisingly and then watched him eat in with his own BYO beer.
He almost had a heart attack on my backseat when i drove him home.
Worried-Opinion1157@reddit
The footage of OP from a camera I hid in his walls:
SirStocksAlott@reddit
He promised someone to pay them on Tuesday if he could have them today.
spaceporter@reddit
In 1997, to celebrate the 30th anniversary of entering the Canadian market, McDonald's had a special weekly menu where all of the original items were the price they were in 1967.
I think cheeseburgers was Sunday maybe. I took my high school girlfriend there before a movie. I ordered six 59¢ cheeseburgers and then asked her "how many would you like" and she, sort of shocked and confused by the question, said "one".
I learned a lot about women in that moment.
Fomulouscrunch@reddit
Lucky you, I though McD's did their breakfast menu until 10:30. Which is a shame, because there is no time of day when I would prefer an egg mcmuffin to a burger.
Eh_C_Slater@reddit
It does in Canada, but you can only get fries for the side instead of a hash brown.
fake_fakington@reddit
That is going to be an epic, storied doo doo. The kind that will echo forth for eternity.
gitartruls01@reddit (OP)
EntertainmentReady48@reddit
Randy is that you
mcnastys@reddit
definitely on the cheeseburgers dawg
kurly-bird@reddit
definitely cheeseburger walrus activities
chronically_varelse@reddit
cokEs1234@reddit
JinxOnU78@reddit
Robble robble!
cloudncali@reddit
SlickDillywick@reddit
No one wants to admit they ate 8 cheeseburgers, but I did and I’m ashamed of myself
NSWPCanIntoSpace@reddit
305 kcal per cheeseburger
xoxo_privategirl@reddit
good let it digest
NSWPCanIntoSpace@reddit
305 kcal per burger, yikes
Day_Old_Paper@reddit
In this economy!?
doom_pony@reddit
It’d be more likely to finish them all if they were doubles. Gotta get that meat/cheese ratio.
CriticismFun6782@reddit
KratosOfSparta08@reddit
Heart disease and hypertension on a dare
SirStocksAlott@reddit
If they don’t serve cheeseburgers during breakfast time, how old were they or when did you wake up?
gitartruls01@reddit (OP)
McDonald's breakfast isn't a thing in my country, you can get anything whenever you want
Missyfit160@reddit
I have that IKEA plate. The thing is HUGE. That’s a lot of food. A+
strumthebuilding@reddit
You broke it.
ZiaWitch@reddit
Dumbassahedratr0n@reddit
Jughead, is that you?
Hurt_X_Heal@reddit
That’s way more bread then anything
Boring-Taro-2529@reddit
Gonna be sittin on the toilet for a while friend
jvkolop@reddit
my Saturday morning... is just a dare to you?
fakemessiah@reddit
All that leathery bread. Dunno how you made it