My husband's lunch every day
Posted by gibbonsons@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 76 comments
Avocado, black beans, peas, coconut oil, curry powder, nutritional yeast, cayenne.
Stewie_Venture@reddit
Ok remove the avocado and mix in some rice and thats actually a decent meal. I might ne weird tho.
Daddesh@reddit
Bachelor chow, now with flavor!
Either_Cockroach3627@reddit
Thanks I hate it
MenopauseMedicine@reddit
I'm really glad he clarified...
torontolavalampdepot@reddit
This doesn’t seem that bad but everyday is crazy, that’s some I’m a computer that discovered the most efficient form of nutrition shit
carter1092@reddit
Nice Keto/Paleo meal. Food is fuel and that's some healthy fuel. I need some meat in that though.
meatjuicetea@reddit
Best shape I've ever been in I was also eating slop every day
Jumpy-Action2622@reddit
That’s the poopoo platter. Once you get to a certain age you have to eat stuff that help you go poopoo
AnnyBananneee@reddit
Reminds of when I drunkenly puked veggie risotto
TrueEclecticism@reddit
Hella fiber
Sm00gz42@reddit
Divorce.
Delicious_Shallot915@reddit
Maybe I’m crazy but this looks delicious to me! Has everything I like, does he have a specific recipe I could follow?
gibbonsons@reddit (OP)
Not really, he says all ingredients are to taste. Coconut oil and nutritional yeast he measures a tablespoon each.
Particular_Rice9607@reddit
I was going to ask, are you mad at your husband?
gibbonsons@reddit (OP)
Nope this is his choice to make and eat this and I don't mind. I do wind up making my own odd concoctions while he eats this. But I think his wins on ugliness.
freakingusernamedood@reddit
I mean, on paper, it looks nutritious, but for the love of everything Holy, does it at least taste good?
gibbonsons@reddit (OP)
Yeah it is decent but I personally would not eat it every day!
e9967780@reddit
Does he do it for dieting purposes ?
gibbonsons@reddit (OP)
For health purposes. A lot of foods seem to make him ill and he felt this combination would be healthy.
freakingusernamedood@reddit
Hey, if it does the trick, it does the trick. I make some ugly food that tastes pretty damn good, myself.
FormingTheVoid@reddit
With the seasonings listed, I think it would be edible lol.
freakingusernamedood@reddit
Looks like it might make a really good filling, but hot avocado might be kinda weird. Might be awesome, too though, I've never tried.
FormingTheVoid@reddit
True, hot avocado is the most atrocious thing about this. I said it would be edible, but I wouldn't prefer it lol
gibbonsons@reddit (OP)
He says he adds the avocado last so it is cold. He eats it out of the pot though.
ChefSnackhole@reddit
Obviously he eats it out of the pot 😂
freakingusernamedood@reddit
Interesting. Does he add it when everything is cold in the pot, or just when he takes it off the heat?
gibbonsons@reddit (OP)
He prefers to add it when he takes it off the heat
freakingusernamedood@reddit
I mean, people add it to baking for the fat content and creaminess, it could work for this too.
sexy_guid_generator@reddit
Yeah this feels like it could be a great samosa / empanada
freakingusernamedood@reddit
Damn, now I want enpanadas. The way my Cuban/Jewish neighbors used to make.
stopchooingsoloud@reddit
Maybe some salt, mash it more and then spread it on some toast.
Specialist_Mode_6423@reddit
Y... este suculento y excepcional platillo, tiene nombre??? Ya lo bautizaron???
O es creación propia.
Rolling_Beardo@reddit
Good thing he adds the avocado otherwise it would be gross.
gonewondering@reddit
I would eat that and I don't like avocados
ZiaWitch@reddit
Lazy_Entertainer1764@reddit
that sounds super healthy but also lowkey like a science experiment lol. does he actually like it? like how does it taste altogether…?
gibbonsons@reddit (OP)
He likes it. It is meant to be Indian food, which often does not look too pretty.
Suitable-Fun-1087@reddit
I don't think India claims this
xistential_cry@reddit
Assuming this is for the “gains”, then at least it’s seasoned…. Much better than boiled unsalted white rice and flavourless chicken!
RatherGoodDog@reddit
That's dog food for humans.
SavageQuaker@reddit
Looks like something a sick bear regurgitated after raiding a dumpster. 😂
demeterLX@reddit
poetic
dachshvnd@reddit
This really isnt bad. Dude is getting some good nutritious food and then hitting it with some spices. Texture might get a little boring but its not the worst
kuma85@reddit
At least serve in something other than a dog bowl
gibbonsons@reddit (OP)
Lol it's a stainless steel kettle
kuma85@reddit
Oop!
6ca@reddit
The fact that he cooks the avocado is the problem. Everything else cooked together then topped with fresh avocado would be the move
gibbonsons@reddit (OP)
He mixes the avocado in last but eats it out of the pot to save dishes
lskerlkse@reddit
no offense but is he british
gibbonsons@reddit (OP)
Nope he just has decided upon a special "health food" diet
iiTzSTeVO@reddit
In fairness, this is very healthy.
longpenisofthelaw@reddit
If I have to eat that daily I damn well better have a six pack by day 4
RadarSmith@reddit
You'd probably poop pretty well at least.
Slumunistmanifisto@reddit
You'll have the body hair of a suburban golden retriever at least
Ribeyee@reddit
I feel bad for the toilet
FaceMcShootie@reddit
We make one with peas and great northern beans, and add stock and seasonings and veg until it’s similar to this, tastes like Italian soup.
We call it Peans.
cringerevival@reddit
Unironically I would eat this and enjoy it
velmadinkleyscousin@reddit
Ngl I would fuck this up
Mpoboy@reddit
Well hopefully you walk him at least twice a day.
Sunshine030209@reddit
Right? 😂 Has he always been a dog, or is he a human that was cursed by an evil fairy?
BeautyDuwang@reddit
Her /his husband:
Derile@reddit
Looks good to me
boarbar@reddit
I mean it’s fine, but does not look good.
QuantumAttic@reddit
This would be awesome in a whole wheat tortilla. Definitely some gas concerns, though.
Varvat0s@reddit
At least pot it in a bun and steam it dam.
SouthPawArt@reddit
You know if you threw this in a tortilla with some rice no one would bat an eye.
EmergencyGrocery3238@reddit
Sorry you have to endure all the farts
gibbonsons@reddit (OP)
I don't think that's an issue luckily.
K3LLYB33N@reddit
That’s hell in a pot for me 🤢
PrimeWaffle@reddit
Hope bro at least adds a little salt
gibbonsons@reddit (OP)
Yes there is salt. I feel it needs more salt for the curry powder last I tasted it though.
J-Q-C@reddit
That'll make a turd.
ContingentMax@reddit
Not wining any beauty competitions but neither am I, sounds like it probably tastes good.
SuccotashFragrant354@reddit
:( this does not spark joy
Prestigious_Pay2759@reddit
It’s a sad guacamole. Salty with tears.
Historical-Tackle231@reddit
I bet his poop time sucks lol