What is your word for peeing with p**s poor aim(m)?

Posted by biscuitsneaker@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 24 comments

Hello lads and lasses, I (40m from UK) have started a mistaken Friday night debate. Apologies for the bait title.

Is there a word where you are from for that little bit of extra wee (m) just before you do up your fly and walk away from the urinal?

I won’t say mine as to not influence, but I also feel like the best could replace it as a household namesake. Thanks guys, keep being awesome.

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Umph73@reddit

Dribble. The avoidance tactic is to fart. Releases the final Wimbledon!

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DameKumquat@reddit

It's a Wimbledon, as defined in The Meaning of Life.

Stuck in my head and my mates because we grew up near there and it was way posher than our towns.

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Choccybizzle@reddit

Pissing like an elephant playing in the water?

‘JFK would’ve been safe with you’

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Not at all the question but you really don’t want that trapped under your foreskin. Combined with other factors it can lead to major problems. Wiping is the key and hence toilet cubicles are always better.

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Immediate-Escalator@reddit

The dot of shame

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snavej1@reddit

Drippy drippy.

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Madog-Hellgeese@reddit

Boot splashing

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Timely_Note_1904@reddit

No, I have never heard a specific word or phrase for this.

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DaijoubuKirameki@reddit

When I was a kid I would put a peace of toilet roll on the inside side, and pretend it was a ghost and I was a ghostbuster with my proton pack and the flush was the ghost trap

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lonesome_okapi_314@reddit

Firstly, I call it Poseidon’s revenge. Not to be confused with Poseidon’s kiss.

Secondly, there’s a technique whereby you just massage an area that then releases that last bit of urine, as the pipe that’s carrying said golden oil is kinked. Just needs a lil coaxing. Now don’t do this at a urinal as it looks odd, but it is a game changer

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GoodTato@reddit

Thanks for the info, on my way to full force jork it at the M&S urinals

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spinners_888@reddit

That thing you do, before you put it back in and zip up?

The shake

The rub

The dribble

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ClarifyingMe@reddit

Wonky fanny? I don't remember as now I always paper up the toilet seat. Can't pee straight to save my life some months, could never figure out why. I assume I wasn't sitting on my office chair properly.

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biscuitsneaker@reddit (OP)

Well that must be an office fanny for sure

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biscuitsneaker@reddit (OP)

Oh I am aghast when it happens. I’m a clean man

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oscarx-ray@reddit

I don't care and I don't believe you, but you asked a question and I answered it.

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