Anon should never be allowed to post again
Posted by decaying_corpse_@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 48 comments
Posted by decaying_corpse_@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 48 comments
boonusboiayyy@reddit
jinzo_23@reddit
MartianTourist@reddit
Electronic-Ad4013@reddit
This is why you can’t let anyone near you ever
Nerdic-King2015@reddit
maxadam456@reddit
This reminds me of the infinite mercy of God. As only a merciful being would allow this to be written for the masses
honorio2099@reddit
What have we even become man, Jesus and God must be so disappointed of our asses, that shit is simply planly irredeamable
ContagiousDeathGuard@reddit
Our ancestors got up to some pretty fucked up shit too to be fair
SpaceBug176@reddit
I mean... that wasn't as bad as I thought it was. I thought this was gonna go somewhere way worse when Anon went to the bathroom the first time, and thought it'd be way way worse when he went to the bathroom for the second time.
erlend_nikulausson@reddit
Shnurple@reddit
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Someguyonreddit967@reddit
danwar1@reddit
pocketgravel@reddit
Someguyonreddit967@reddit
MrBones-Necromancer@reddit
...okay. Aside from the dog bit, it's weird but fine. Like...people wanna screw weirder things than a woman-coded scrub brush. Not -much- weirder, but like, people wanted to screw the feather duster in Beauty and The Beast decades ago, and this is one step to the left of that.
Shouldn't put cleaning chemicals on your dick, but like...yeah, obviously. Teens do dumb shit.
nerdee139@reddit
I knew a guy who tried using toothpaste as lube in the group home we got sent to. The whimpering still haunts me.
Teens really do dumb shit.
january21st@reddit
i’m using text to speech right now. I know there’s a GIF file of. It’s my fault that I have a phone but you know what I’m drunk and fuck it. This is what I’m gonna say right now. Fuck this.
geoff1036@reddit
Time to put the bottle down chief 🫡 coherence has left the chat.
geoff1036@reddit
At the risk of sounding like anon, I used toothpaste once. Didn't have any good alternatives and thought "hey it's a goopy consistency and it's safe to put in your mouth, what harm can it do?"
Let me tell you, "minty fresh" is not an adjective you want anywhere near your junk.
sega20@reddit
https://i.imgur.com/K8FF1C4.gif
ShouldHaveGoneToUCC@reddit
GawrGuraIsHot@reddit
please god if you exist let this make it to r/all
Green-Imagination-74@reddit
Too specific in a niche way to be made up. This one might not be fake and gay.
GawrGuraIsHot@reddit
Beastly and real
ZaderLewis@reddit
amodsr@reddit
That's enough Reddit for today. I was here for 5 minutes and now I'm gonna just go back to watching Naruto Shippuden.
power899@reddit
Omg I just started a rewatch! On episode 5 lol.
LemonFlavoredMelon@reddit
I *WISH* this is fake...
JoeyPlaysSomeGame@reddit
OhHeckItsJeff@reddit
Its_Buddy_btw@reddit
Lazzyrus@reddit
These people walk among us and live like normal human beings and I think that is terrifying
Honeysenpaiharuchan@reddit
wowSoFresh@reddit
Many such cases
Extension_Being5308@reddit
has anon ever thought that his life may not as be as worth it?
midnightluckey@reddit
dmj9@reddit
Fake and gay
jezzete@reddit
Lunai5444@reddit
Sudden_Leadership800@reddit
Dempzt00@reddit
We need to bring back the cross for people like anon
UberCookieSlayer@reddit
I_Suck_At_This_Too@reddit
googlin@reddit
Sanest 4-chinner
wafflington@reddit
Anon posts quality content
Commando411@reddit
PetSoundsSucks@reddit
Just when you think I’m gonna zig that’s when I zag