What’s your favorite Tom Anderson moment?

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Heavy-Ad5385@reddit

The slightly breathless “hey, how’s it going?” from Beavis when he catches him is legitimately one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard

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JDanzy@reddit

Anybody who ever got caught spankin' it has had that weird fight-or-flight/"how do I spin this?"/fail hard at acting casual moment.

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JDanzy@reddit

BWAAAAAH! PULL YOUR DAMN PANTS UP BOY!!

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HUH?! UUAAH! WHAT?! PULL YOUR DAMN PANTS UP, BOY!!! I DON'T WANNA SEE THAT, DAMMIT!!! GET OUT OF HERE, AND IF I EVER CATCH YOU WHACKIN' IN HERE AGAIN, I'M GONNA HOG-TIE YOU!!! Ahhh, dammit! Now I gotta straighten up in here, Goddammit!"

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MackavelliHTX@reddit

I think one of them calls himself Butthole

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Bitter_Hedgehog_3044@reddit

"I get the same thing every Tuesday before I go to the foot doctor"

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Wild_Chef6597@reddit

I love his war stories.

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GovernmentDrone1@reddit

Those 2 Beauford and Bernardo 😵

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Wild_Chef6597@reddit

Bernarrrrrrrdo

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Jeskaim@reddit

I think you mean those boys Blofis and Bustamante.

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Full_Maize_3949@reddit

Anytime the man speaks it’s pure gold!

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Stidda@reddit

When he transitioned into Hank Hill

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DontTouchJimmy28@reddit

He called them Blovis and Bustamante in one of the newer eps. That one caught me off guard.

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Peacefrog35@reddit

When I heard that I was rolling. Lol

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SayNo2Kryptonite@reddit

'Blovis and Bustamante' are ingrained into my brain permanently.

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Njdevilmn@reddit

Were you the 2 kids I saw whacking off in my shed????

Uuhhhh no it was like some other kids or something.

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Woodsboro88@reddit

One calls himself Butthole.The other guy's name's Joe I think.

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No-Dig-1314@reddit

“I believe they were oriental”

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ThePhantomPooper@reddit

My friend joe loves my reference to this constantly.

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Yah_Mule@reddit

Nothing will top that in instant hilarity.

My favorite Tom Anderson moment without Tom was the yard sale.

"Charging extra for the Baby Jesus! You tell Tom Anderson he's going to Hell!"

"Okay, I'll tell him."

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doggos4house2020@reddit

The lead up to him walking into his empty house had me dying hahahahaha

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Jennaaa1971@reddit

They were oriental I believe

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dangergypsy@reddit

Hhhhwwwwhhhackin

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Woshawott@reddit

“Ain’t you them two kids that made off with my riding lawnmower?”

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Anxious-Tea8816@reddit

Ill have yo walk to Mexico to get those Spanish tiles

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rufusairs@reddit

The most important thing on a camper is a good butane regulator

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NoICon66@reddit

When he says Buffcoat....

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BluebirdAgreeable549@reddit

“Blovis, & Bustamante~”

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Secure-Village-1768@reddit

The one where he's a hippie.

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claytionthecreation@reddit

Every moment with Anderson is a great one. Now go off and play with your Spider Man Comics and quit whacking it in my tool shed!

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robhatescomputers@reddit

Now where's those spanish roof tiles?

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Moist_Rule9623@reddit

Hello? Masonry units?

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Grape_Pedialyte@reddit

Where's that damn hippy clerk?

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robhatescomputers@reddit

Meanwhile the boys are locked waist deep in drying concrete like it was quicksand

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Few_Buddy_6491@reddit

Anderson better have one of those jerk hammers to get us out of here.

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Iron_Chic@reddit

For my pool cabana...

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TapTheForwardAssist@reddit

As an Iraq vet, I am unfailingly delighted by any of Tom’s stories about his time in the Korean War.

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new2bay@reddit

I didn’t even serve, and I think those are hilarious. 😂

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ThePhantomPooper@reddit

I hang at an American legion hall with a bunch of old Vietnam vets. Every fucking one reminds me of Anderson or cotton hill.

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SteveBennettski@reddit

Mr. Anderson's Balls, when he finally loses his temper and goes "aaaaaAAAAAHHHHH DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT"

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mrs_fartbar@reddit

Mine is also from that episode, but it’s when he says “I feel like a one-legged cat trying to bury turds on a frozen pond”

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SteveBennettski@reddit

Yeah it's a great euphemism, I just love the way his voice escalates as he loses his mind.

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Yah_Mule@reddit

Good call. The way they'd come creeping out of the bushes was so great.

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clavedark@reddit

tit-le-ist

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818sfv@reddit

yea that's mine

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Heavy-Ad5385@reddit

“Now, I know these tired old eyes ain't seeing two able-bodied young men just lollygagging."

“Uh. Can you like, shut up?”

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ChatnNaked@reddit

Damn it Bobby!!

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Odd-Fun-6042@reddit

Explaining how to spank your monkey to smart Beavis and smart Butthead. Jocular, yes, very humorous.

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Iron_Chic@reddit

Large fry, pie, large coffee.

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JDanzy@reddit

I didn't order "uhh," I ordered a LARGE FRIES, PIE, LARGE COFFEE.

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AnytimeInvitation@reddit

(The boys are in his camper chanting to music)

"Must be them damn buzzard hawks!"

Buffcoat and Beaver.

I believe they were oriental.

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WookieBacon@reddit

“Ok Hong Yon. Where’s the main water shut off to the house? Hong Yon? Well it out to be by the water heater. It usually is.”

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“And that’s exactly where it was.”

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JDanzy@reddit

"...but THAT'S a story for the NEXT episode!"

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GuaranteeNo1809@reddit

“He probably would have died anyway”

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UrineLuck151@reddit

That seems like the shenanigans that goes on at the moose lodge

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Overslept@reddit

When he meets Smart Beavis and Butthead at the convenience mart, and decides to tell two young boys how to spank their monkey

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SwoeJonson1@reddit

“This here doorknob I found with this metal detector. I think I’ll find a lot of pleasure polishing it”

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Wyvern_68@reddit

Must be them damn buzzard hawks

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ekomszero@reddit

God dammit who's been whacking off in my tool shed

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Cravenmorhed69@reddit

Hwhacking*

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PickleJuiceT@reddit

Good sir, I believe the appropriate vernacular is Hwhakin’..

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JDanzy@reddit

"Well John Thomas! How long has it been..."

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LordSaddlerDeciple@reddit

"Where are those Spanish Tiles?

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JazzlikeAd7416@reddit

“Boys I can make you a deal on that there BushWacker….”

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OhMySwirls@reddit

That time he beat up the older versions of Beavis and Butt-Head for being a nuisance while he was on vacation.

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Pristine_Bottle_5632@reddit

How was Tom even alive at this point?

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OkGene2@reddit

Any time he calls them by different names

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QuarterNote44@reddit

"C'mon, let's get outta here before that old dude starts spanking his monkey all over the place...sheesh, come uo for air."

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dagoth_uvil@reddit

Blovis and Bustamente

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jimmysmiths5523@reddit

When Beavis and Butthead wrapped the wire thing around the thing on Tom's truck and Tom ended up pulling part of the wall off the house! 🤣🤣🤣

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iamawj101@reddit

You tell Tom Anderson that he’s going to Hell.

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CatLadyMon@reddit

When playing golf, " I was like a one-legged cat trying to bury a turd in a frozen pond "

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fly4fun2014@reddit

Boys, this is Belvis and Bunhausen

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the_illuminari@reddit

what in the hell?!

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OrcSoldat@reddit

"I could stay in here all day."

"Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave."

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crunchyturdeater@reddit

With Hiro

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The_happyguy@reddit

Arent you them boys that painted my cats butt?

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Grape_Pedialyte@reddit

Buffcoat and Beaver, the steamroller episode where ol' Tom gets in a tangle with his neighbor, when he grabs the Buttscratcher 2000 after Butt-head offends him and starts whipping them with it, his entire scene in Bungholio: Lord of the Harvest, when he slams the door and spills an entire barrel of Beavis and Butt-head's "oil" on his porch, the yard sale, "I felt like a one legged cat trying to bury turds on a frozen pond out there today", I'm sure I'll think of more.

Tom Anderson and Coach Buzzcut are my two favorite secondary characters, and several of the episodes where they feature heavily are my favorite.

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