What’s your favorite Tom Anderson moment?
Posted by Imaginary-Picture-35@reddit | BeavisAndButthead | View on Reddit | 89 comments
Posted by Imaginary-Picture-35@reddit | BeavisAndButthead | View on Reddit | 89 comments
Emergency_Lobster514@reddit
Dang it!! I don’t wanna see THAT!!
Heavy-Ad5385@reddit
The slightly breathless “hey, how’s it going?” from Beavis when he catches him is legitimately one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard
JDanzy@reddit
Anybody who ever got caught spankin' it has had that weird fight-or-flight/"how do I spin this?"/fail hard at acting casual moment.
JDanzy@reddit
BWAAAAAH! PULL YOUR DAMN PANTS UP BOY!!
Emergency_Lobster514@reddit
HUH?! UUAAH! WHAT?! PULL YOUR DAMN PANTS UP, BOY!!! I DON'T WANNA SEE THAT, DAMMIT!!! GET OUT OF HERE, AND IF I EVER CATCH YOU WHACKIN' IN HERE AGAIN, I'M GONNA HOG-TIE YOU!!! Ahhh, dammit! Now I gotta straighten up in here, Goddammit!"
MackavelliHTX@reddit
I think one of them calls himself Butthole
Bitter_Hedgehog_3044@reddit
"I get the same thing every Tuesday before I go to the foot doctor"
Wild_Chef6597@reddit
I love his war stories.
GovernmentDrone1@reddit
Those 2 Beauford and Bernardo 😵
Wild_Chef6597@reddit
Bernarrrrrrrdo
Jeskaim@reddit
I think you mean those boys Blofis and Bustamante.
Full_Maize_3949@reddit
Anytime the man speaks it’s pure gold!
Stidda@reddit
When he transitioned into Hank Hill
DontTouchJimmy28@reddit
He called them Blovis and Bustamante in one of the newer eps. That one caught me off guard.
Peacefrog35@reddit
When I heard that I was rolling. Lol
SayNo2Kryptonite@reddit
'Blovis and Bustamante' are ingrained into my brain permanently.
Njdevilmn@reddit
Were you the 2 kids I saw whacking off in my shed????
Uuhhhh no it was like some other kids or something.
Woodsboro88@reddit
One calls himself Butthole.The other guy's name's Joe I think.
No-Dig-1314@reddit
“I believe they were oriental”
ThePhantomPooper@reddit
My friend joe loves my reference to this constantly.
Yah_Mule@reddit
Nothing will top that in instant hilarity.
My favorite Tom Anderson moment without Tom was the yard sale.
"Charging extra for the Baby Jesus! You tell Tom Anderson he's going to Hell!"
"Okay, I'll tell him."
doggos4house2020@reddit
The lead up to him walking into his empty house had me dying hahahahaha
Jennaaa1971@reddit
They were oriental I believe
dangergypsy@reddit
Hhhhwwwwhhhackin
Woshawott@reddit
“Ain’t you them two kids that made off with my riding lawnmower?”
Anxious-Tea8816@reddit
Ill have yo walk to Mexico to get those Spanish tiles
rufusairs@reddit
The most important thing on a camper is a good butane regulator
NoICon66@reddit
When he says Buffcoat....
BluebirdAgreeable549@reddit
“Blovis, & Bustamante~”
Secure-Village-1768@reddit
The one where he's a hippie.
claytionthecreation@reddit
Every moment with Anderson is a great one. Now go off and play with your Spider Man Comics and quit whacking it in my tool shed!
robhatescomputers@reddit
Now where's those spanish roof tiles?
Moist_Rule9623@reddit
Hello? Masonry units?
Grape_Pedialyte@reddit
Where's that damn hippy clerk?
robhatescomputers@reddit
Meanwhile the boys are locked waist deep in drying concrete like it was quicksand
Few_Buddy_6491@reddit
Anderson better have one of those jerk hammers to get us out of here.
Iron_Chic@reddit
For my pool cabana...
TapTheForwardAssist@reddit
As an Iraq vet, I am unfailingly delighted by any of Tom’s stories about his time in the Korean War.
new2bay@reddit
I didn’t even serve, and I think those are hilarious. 😂
ThePhantomPooper@reddit
I hang at an American legion hall with a bunch of old Vietnam vets. Every fucking one reminds me of Anderson or cotton hill.
SteveBennettski@reddit
Mr. Anderson's Balls, when he finally loses his temper and goes "aaaaaAAAAAHHHHH DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT"
mrs_fartbar@reddit
Mine is also from that episode, but it’s when he says “I feel like a one-legged cat trying to bury turds on a frozen pond”
SteveBennettski@reddit
Yeah it's a great euphemism, I just love the way his voice escalates as he loses his mind.
Yah_Mule@reddit
Good call. The way they'd come creeping out of the bushes was so great.
clavedark@reddit
tit-le-ist
818sfv@reddit
yea that's mine
Heavy-Ad5385@reddit
“Now, I know these tired old eyes ain't seeing two able-bodied young men just lollygagging."
“Uh. Can you like, shut up?”
ChatnNaked@reddit
Damn it Bobby!!
Odd-Fun-6042@reddit
Explaining how to spank your monkey to smart Beavis and smart Butthead. Jocular, yes, very humorous.
Iron_Chic@reddit
Large fry, pie, large coffee.
JDanzy@reddit
I didn't order "uhh," I ordered a LARGE FRIES, PIE, LARGE COFFEE.
AnytimeInvitation@reddit
(The boys are in his camper chanting to music)
"Must be them damn buzzard hawks!"
Buffcoat and Beaver.
I believe they were oriental.
WookieBacon@reddit
“Ok Hong Yon. Where’s the main water shut off to the house? Hong Yon? Well it out to be by the water heater. It usually is.”
…..
“And that’s exactly where it was.”
JDanzy@reddit
"...but THAT'S a story for the NEXT episode!"
GuaranteeNo1809@reddit
“He probably would have died anyway”
UrineLuck151@reddit
That seems like the shenanigans that goes on at the moose lodge
Overslept@reddit
When he meets Smart Beavis and Butthead at the convenience mart, and decides to tell two young boys how to spank their monkey
SwoeJonson1@reddit
“This here doorknob I found with this metal detector. I think I’ll find a lot of pleasure polishing it”
Wyvern_68@reddit
Must be them damn buzzard hawks
ekomszero@reddit
God dammit who's been whacking off in my tool shed
Cravenmorhed69@reddit
Hwhacking*
PickleJuiceT@reddit
Good sir, I believe the appropriate vernacular is Hwhakin’..
JDanzy@reddit
"Well John Thomas! How long has it been..."
LordSaddlerDeciple@reddit
"Where are those Spanish Tiles?
JazzlikeAd7416@reddit
“Boys I can make you a deal on that there BushWacker….”
OhMySwirls@reddit
That time he beat up the older versions of Beavis and Butt-Head for being a nuisance while he was on vacation.
Pristine_Bottle_5632@reddit
How was Tom even alive at this point?
OkGene2@reddit
Any time he calls them by different names
QuarterNote44@reddit
"C'mon, let's get outta here before that old dude starts spanking his monkey all over the place...sheesh, come uo for air."
dagoth_uvil@reddit
Blovis and Bustamente
jimmysmiths5523@reddit
When Beavis and Butthead wrapped the wire thing around the thing on Tom's truck and Tom ended up pulling part of the wall off the house! 🤣🤣🤣
iamawj101@reddit
You tell Tom Anderson that he’s going to Hell.
CatLadyMon@reddit
When playing golf, " I was like a one-legged cat trying to bury a turd in a frozen pond "
fly4fun2014@reddit
Boys, this is Belvis and Bunhausen
the_illuminari@reddit
what in the hell?!
OrcSoldat@reddit
"I could stay in here all day."
"Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave."
crunchyturdeater@reddit
With Hiro
The_happyguy@reddit
Arent you them boys that painted my cats butt?
Grape_Pedialyte@reddit
Buffcoat and Beaver, the steamroller episode where ol' Tom gets in a tangle with his neighbor, when he grabs the Buttscratcher 2000 after Butt-head offends him and starts whipping them with it, his entire scene in Bungholio: Lord of the Harvest, when he slams the door and spills an entire barrel of Beavis and Butt-head's "oil" on his porch, the yard sale, "I felt like a one legged cat trying to bury turds on a frozen pond out there today", I'm sure I'll think of more.
Tom Anderson and Coach Buzzcut are my two favorite secondary characters, and several of the episodes where they feature heavily are my favorite.
Igor_J@reddit
Ive used that one legged cat line more than once.
scribblerjohnny@reddit
I never seen so much damn hwackin in mah life!
Suspicious-Insect-18@reddit
So there I was, trapped behind enemy lines, pinned down in a Korean farmhouse by 50 Commie soldiers... Just me and three of my brothers in the Marine Corps, and let's not forget a brave Korean farmer by the name of Hon-yong.
Specific_Midnight81@reddit
Don't stop till you reach the back of his teeth.
jayhof52@reddit
Off…in…whose…whacking toolshed…
Voorhees89@reddit
Fixing a sink during the Korean War.
Possible-Tip-2914@reddit
Whenever Beavis and Butthead ruin his life.
Doubleucommadj@reddit
Now I already told ya', you only get one draw per hand.
turtle0831@reddit
When he thinks Beavis is a girl in court. Oh Beatrice!
Woshawott@reddit