I was told my sandwich belonged here...

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Abittragic@reddit

Now I want to try that damn pickle de gallo 😂 too much lettuce for me but hey it sounds far from shitty now that we know whats in it.

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fishstock@reddit

What sandwich? That's just a handful of lettuce.

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Terrible_Reporter_98@reddit (OP)

Look at the second picture, it's got chicken, cheese, onions, olives, lettuce, and a couple tablespoons of that pickle-de-gallo stuff from grillos which is the bomb, highly recommend it. Topped with extra virgin olive oil, a mix of malt vinegar and red wine vinegar, Italian seasoning and black pepper.

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Wr3ckless13@reddit

Now that I know what's on it, it sounds really good. Especially the pickle de gallo. It's just the ratio of ingredients that I don't like, but I'm sure it tasted good.

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Young_Bu11@reddit

That sounds really good

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SamhainOnPumpkin@reddit

It looks amazing.

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catchmelackin@reddit

it's pico de gallo 😶

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Terrible_Reporter_98@reddit (OP)

Nah, this is pickle-de-gallo from grillo's

https://www.grillos.com/product/medium-pickle-de-gallo/

Highly recommend it's the bomb.

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Dragon_Small_Z@reddit

Yeah I'd eat the shit out of that. Grillos stuff is incredible

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drewsephstalin@reddit

Looks and sounds delicious

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EngineeringAgile1640@reddit

I also like an excess amount of lettuce on my food i eat lettuce with.

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CatadoraStan@reddit

Is that a sandwich? It's harsh to tell under the forest of greenery but it looks more like a wrap. If it's a wrap, it's a fine wrap.

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SwaggyB1@reddit

Other countries exist

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Terrible_Reporter_98@reddit (OP)

That was another point of contention, it's a pita. Which I think makes it a sandwich my bro said it's not a sandwich it's a salad pancake...

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CatadoraStan@reddit

I'm going to side with your bro. I feel that fundamentally a sandwich requires two pieces of bread.

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SamhainOnPumpkin@reddit

Nah. If you cut only what side of a baguette and stuff it, it's still a sandwich.

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swerve_navigator43@reddit

It’s a flatbread

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Rich-Pomegranate1679@reddit

So if I put peanut butter & jelly on one slice of bread and fold it in half, that's not a sandwich? What the hell would I even call it if it's not a sandwich?

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fschwiet@reddit

It's a pb&j taco

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MagnetHype@reddit

No because a hotdog is a sandwich.

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DarthBrooksFan@reddit

A hot dog only has one piece of bread. Sandwiches have a minimum of two pieces of bread. It's implied by the name -- to sandwich something, you insert it tightly between two other items. You can't sandwich something with only one other item, and you can't make a sandwich with only one piece of bread.

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IcyPossibility925@reddit

I could sandwich your head between my thighs but I’m still one piece.

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Stag-Nation-8932@reddit

A hot dog bun is two pieces on a hinge

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Terrible_Reporter_98@reddit (OP)

Look up a greek style pita sandwich, it's definitely a sandwich.

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Hoovooloo42@reddit

I also believe that a hotdog is a sandwich and so is a burrito, but I think you're on pretty thin ice here regarding its sandwich status

It's not that there's a salad in it, it's that there's a salad on it. The filling/bread ratio is right on the ragged edge imo

I'd definitely eat it though, it looks delicious

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35_Steak_HotPockets@reddit

Burritos are sandwiches??? You have to explain that opinion bro

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kaveman0926@reddit

You explained it yourself It's an opinion 😅

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Hoovooloo42@reddit

Thanks for that, exactly hahaha

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35_Steak_HotPockets@reddit

Oh yeah I know it’s an opinion, I just wanted to hear an explanation cause it’s interesting lmao. I hear where your filing form though honestly, where do you feel able bagels though? You can usually at most bagels open faced or closed so are they sandwiches or pizzas? It’s tuff

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Hoovooloo42@reddit

I think people look too closely at the ingredients when they talk about sandwich categories, you gotta factor in how it's eaten.

Food that you hold in your hand that's surrounded on most sides by bread, which contains meat and vegetables that would be inconvenient to eat with your hands if the bread wasn't there keeping everything together.

That's a burger, that's a sub, that's a burrito, they're all sandwiches imo. You eat all of those in pretty much the same way and they're the same idea with different ingredients.

And I'll go one further and say that "open-faced sandwiches" are pizzas. If you hold one with a solid grip the same way you do a real sandwich then you're just gonna have a handful of ingredients.

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Terrible_Reporter_98@reddit (OP)

A uncooked pizza?

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MagnetHype@reddit

Meat or veggies wrapped in bread.

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CharmyLah@reddit

I just did and every single picture has the ingredients inside the pocket of the pita bread.

This is like... a flatbread idk

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kaveman0926@reddit

Gyros, rolls and pockets. Claim the name but dont fit the description 😅

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Rodrat@reddit

I'm of the chaotic opinion that anything in or on bread is a sandwich.

Pita? Sandwich Hotdog? Sandwich Taco? Sandwhich Pizza? Also sandwich

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Terrible_Reporter_98@reddit (OP)

I'm with you 💯

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Orchid_Significant@reddit

Pita is not a sandwich

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kaveman0926@reddit

Sandwiches required that your ingredients be sealed within two pieces of bread That's a pita taco

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lockecole38@reddit

Sub sandwiches is a loaf that is opened up but not split and it therefore is one piece of bread.

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Terrible_Reporter_98@reddit (OP)

Is a taco a sandwich?

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kaveman0926@reddit

Nope, and neither is a sopito, butrito or tostada. You got tortas though 🤷🏽

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KittiesRule1968@reddit

Your friend is an idiot. I love a sandwich with lots of veggies in it.

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_Red_Knight_@reddit

I've often seen arguments about what is and isn't a sandwich and it appears to be a cultural thing. In my experience, Americans seem to call any bread products with a filling in them a sandwich (they call hot dogs sandwiches, they say "chicken sandwich", etc.) whereas Britons would define a sandwich more narrowly as filling between two slices of a normal loaf of bread (i.e. hot dogs and burgers are not sandwiches). I don't know where other cultures stand.

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Jude_Austin@reddit

This is clearly a salad.

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murasana@reddit

That looks good ngl

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bbonezbby_@reddit

If a hotdog isn’t a taco, would that make a hoagie a hotdog?

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InitialAd2324@reddit

Crispy and fresh, would eat

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gilly_girl@reddit

That's a haystack, Mr. Ed.

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Terrible_Reporter_98@reddit (OP)

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priyatheeunicorn@reddit

Ooooohhhh shreddd lettuce I love

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Terrible_Reporter_98@reddit (OP)

High five

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Sea_Structure_8692@reddit

That’s not a sandwich

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HotCheetos998@reddit

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Smackalicious@reddit

I give these four thumbs down 👎

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Terrible_Reporter_98@reddit (OP)

People have two thumbs no? Did you cut off some guys thumbs to have 4 thumbs? Should I call the police?

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Smackalicious@reddit

You obviously need more hands

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CatJebusPepsi@reddit

Looks delicious 🤤

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Synthesis_Omega@reddit

That's a 🌮 and a really bad one

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Gronodonthegreat@reddit

This is why I follow this sub

To put my two cents in: if a hotdog classifies as a sub sandwich (I think it should), then I have to classify this head of lettuce with a piece of bread near it a sandwich.

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wambamwombat@reddit

hotdogs are tacos.

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TheNakedBass@reddit

Only if it’s in a tortilla.

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intwizard@reddit

I looks like it probably tastes good, but I have a hard time calling that a sandwich. So I’ll say it’s a bad at being a sandwich but not an unreasonable thing to eat.

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Jah348@reddit

This is a salad with some bread near it.

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UnderstandingWeak292@reddit

Some “bread near it” had me laughing

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UnderstandingWeak292@reddit

Some bread in the vicinity

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MonkeyBred@reddit

Concepts of a bread

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Magges87@reddit

That’s a bag of unmade coleslaw with some bread near it.

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Apocalypse_Meowww@reddit

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Latter_Cry_7849@reddit

Did you ask for extra lettuce?

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Terrible_Reporter_98@reddit (OP)

I made it so not really

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links135@reddit

I like veggies too so as long as there's enough sauce its probably fire, just unusual. Not really for this sub.

If anything, make it a burrito so its easier to add sauce without spilling accidently.

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Nazmaldun@reddit

Where the sandwich at?

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Terrible_Reporter_98@reddit (OP)

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SouthPawArt@reddit

I think my biggest problem is labelling it a sandwich.

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ulnek@reddit

Where's the sandwich? I just see shredded cabbage

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novian14@reddit

if vegies > bread, then that's a salad.

if bread > vegies and vegies are wrapped/place in between the bread, that's a sandwich.

that is a salad with bread for me, maybe just add another slice of pita bread so the filling isn't overflow like that and you get 2 sandwiches instead

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Terrible_Reporter_98@reddit (OP)

But...The overfill is the best part it truly enhances the eating experience.

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novian14@reddit

Make it 2 sandwiches and it's more satisfying for me XD

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primadiamonds@reddit

Why even bother with the bread?

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Terrible_Reporter_98@reddit (OP)

It's easier to eat

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primadiamonds@reddit

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Terrible_Reporter_98@reddit (OP)

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primadiamonds@reddit

At least I’m actually a sandwich 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Terrible_Reporter_98@reddit (OP)

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Dupps_I_Did_It_Again@reddit

Is the sandwich in the room with us?

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MrFabuland@reddit

I just ate a taco with half an onion on it, so yours look fantastic

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Terrible_Reporter_98@reddit (OP)

Just onion?

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MrFabuland@reddit

Well, it had ham, ketchup and spinach too lol

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thegreatimmaculate@reddit

The real argument is in the comments

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Supper_Champion@reddit

I know "open-faced sandwich" is a concept that exists (probably created by some loser with only one slice of bread), but words have meanings and this ain't a sandwich. A pile of stuff on a bread product does not a sandwich make.

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Terrible_Reporter_98@reddit (OP)

I actually love open faced sandwiches, you get chip beef gravy and it's on.

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Fledermausmann69420@reddit

Sir, that's a salad in a pita bread. 😐

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Supper_Champion@reddit

But it's not even in the pita, it's just piled on top. Next someone is going to try and claim half a bagel with cream cheese is a "sandwich".

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Terrible_Reporter_98@reddit (OP)

That makes it a sandwich though, because of the bread right?

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Fledermausmann69420@reddit

Whatever floats your boat, sir.

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hollowbolding@reddit

sandwich (alleged)

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Lagunamountaindude@reddit

That’s not food

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Terrible_Reporter_98@reddit (OP)

I ate it...

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Lagunamountaindude@reddit

Did you put some dressing on that salad

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Terrible_Reporter_98@reddit (OP)

It's a sandwich, no dressing but I did pour some olive oil and red wine and malt vinegar on it.

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Worth-Drink-1464@reddit

honestly, that don't look too bad to me lol. sometimes simple is best! what’s he think is so wrong with it?

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Terrible_Reporter_98@reddit (OP)

He thinks it's a pancake salad and rabbit food.

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TraditionPhysical603@reddit

Stuffed pitas are called arayes. Or a stuffed pitta. While it is a type of sandwich calling it a sandwich is asking for a argument

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spidermans_ashes@reddit

I could go for a handheld salad right now

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TheBodaciousMelon@reddit

free feet in this economy

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trivetsandcolanders@reddit

It sort of looks like a pupusa with a huge amount of curtido

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thezaxattack12@reddit

I’d give it a whirl

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RetroSwamp@reddit

The fibre bomb!

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AmericanBeaverWoodCo@reddit

Iceberg lettuce has actually very little fiber. It's over 95% water. In 2 cups, which could be a little more than pictured, there's about one gram of fiber. For comparison, a normal sized banana would have 3grams of fiber about.

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RetroSwamp@reddit

I think that's cabbage my guy.

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AmericanBeaverWoodCo@reddit

They're pretty similar, I would reckon ice berg may even have less fiber than cabbage. When reddit adding its own AI like X so I can be like hey Reddit Grok what more fibers got

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RetroSwamp@reddit

Cabbage has tons of fibre tho...

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AmericanBeaverWoodCo@reddit

Well relative to iceberg over double but compared to something like beans, cabbage still pretty low, all leafy stuff is relatively low fiber.

I got the fiber datas from the AI systems lmao

Per 100g serving

Iceberg Lettuce 1.2g Cabbage 2.5g Black Beans 7.5g Navy Beans 10.5g

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RetroSwamp@reddit

I got the fiber datas from the AI systems lmao

Ohhh no

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2Braincell2Furious@reddit

It referenced the USDA for cabbage number, at least.

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Abandonedstate@reddit

I'm going to need a much smaller fiber banana for scale here. I'm having a hard time picturing it.

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Terrible_Reporter_98@reddit (OP)

This guy fibers, I'm getting enough i chuck some chia seeds into my morning smoothie.

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Nvz42084@reddit

As long as you can eat it enjoy it every goes

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Avian_Damage@reddit

You know it’s gonna be good when feet are included in the pic

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Weird_Yam6398@reddit

What if you were to add more lettuce?

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Terrible_Reporter_98@reddit (OP)

I didn't have any more or I would have.

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tptch@reddit

That a salad eaten with a pita spoon

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peachesbutno_creme@reddit

looks more like a wrap, but it doesnt look bad. it looks good

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Simple-Man-7358@reddit

I'd say it belongs here but, to me, it looks good and I would eat it. What's all on it?

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Terrible_Reporter_98@reddit (OP)

Chicken, olives, onions, pickle-de-gallo, cheese, seasonings, olive oil and vinegar, and just a bit of lettuce.

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KratosOfSparta08@reddit

Is that all just lettuce?

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Terrible_Reporter_98@reddit (OP)

There's chicken, cheese, pickle-de-gallo, spices and oil and vinegar on it as well.

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KratosOfSparta08@reddit

Sounds good actually

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lumpyspacejams@reddit

Your hand-salad is a marvelous invention.

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Terrible_Reporter_98@reddit (OP)

Why thank you good sir/madam

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hannibals-lingerie@reddit

That looks fucking delicious

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MettaRed@reddit

Slanderouswich

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The-Final-Reason@reddit

Is the sandwich in the room with us?

You’re eating a vegetarian hotdog…I think

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Terrible_Reporter_98@reddit (OP)

There's chicken in there

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The-Final-Reason@reddit

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Oh… I think I see a spec something.

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lord_dude@reddit

If its flavoured good with seasoning and sauce i would devour it.

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Terrible_Reporter_98@reddit (OP)

Pepper, Italian seasoning, malt and red wine vinegar, and a couple splashes of olive oil.

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third-knight@reddit

Saladwhich

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Terrible_Reporter_98@reddit (OP)

I'll take it

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GrassGriller@reddit

sandwich

Why don't you tell us what this word means to you?

Then we can go around the classroom and see what that word means to the rest of the class and you can see how fucking silly you sound.

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Terrible_Reporter_98@reddit (OP)

It's a greek style pita sandwich, it's definitely a sandwich.

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Piccadil_io@reddit

No

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BluebirdContent6301@reddit

If that’s lettuce you’re a quirky fella. If it’s cabbage i want you restrained and isolated from society.

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Terrible_Reporter_98@reddit (OP)

It's lettuce, I prefer my cabbage fried.

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