that moment when Gabrielle shows up with her new haircut in Between the Lines (sound on 📢)
Posted by ObnoxiousConsistent@reddit | xena | View on Reddit | 85 comments
except her hands are still that of a sailor 😂
(this is for humorous purposes... i actually have a soft spot for short haired Gabrielle, but closer to s5, in her platinum blonde "daddy Gabrielle" look, as opposed to "soccer mom Gabrielle" we got at first lmao)
AvocadoPizzaCat@reddit
not a fan of it in this episode. she looks better with the short hair later and in different episodes, but this moment... looks like a bad wig.
Irving_Velociraptor@reddit
She wants to sell me an absolutely darling three bed/two bath bungalow in suburban Columbus.
Holyhell2020@reddit
😅🤣🤣 Hello Ohioan!! 👋
Irving_Velociraptor@reddit
Born and raised. And I got the fuck out as soon as I could.
Narrow_Currency_1877@reddit
Lucky
Mysterious-Future-98@reddit
I hated this fucking wig!!!
WyvernLord1@reddit
🤣🤣🤣🤣 not the Reba theme song. I laughed so hard I love this.
Shinobi347@reddit
Lmao I loved this and the Hope Motherhood wig
GOOD_BRAIN_GO_BRRRRR@reddit
I immediately thought of this meme. That's a 90's cut if I ever saw one.
DisastrousChapter841@reddit
When the high waisted jeans came back, I would sing the "mom jeans!" bit at the kids wearing them. They had no idea what I was even saying.
Goth_Spice14@reddit
Mom jeans! Mom jeans!
SerpentineFire87@reddit
Ok-Jackfruit-6873@reddit
with sailor's hands and the heart of a fighter ... she's a survivor
GreenFox268019@reddit
Ohhhh now I get it. God I'm old
mishaindigo@reddit
😄
FirebirdWriter@reddit
The Karen wig. It makes me cackle. I have wondered if it was because of reshoots. No idea if it is but it's the question I have besides whyyyyy
SakuraTacos@reddit
Gab is Reba, Xena is Brock, Ares is Barbra Jean
summer_james2@reddit
I do NOT consent to this. Brock and Bj are together ewwww noooo
SakuraTacos@reddit
lol it’s just for one episode! Dionysus was looking for a little entertainment so he sent Xena and Gabrielle through popular sitcoms throughout the ages. It’s an homage to WandaVision, you’re gonna love it
summer_james2@reddit
SakuraTacos@reddit
They’re going to Schitt’s Creek too! Xena’s David, Gabrielle is Patrick, Aphrodite is Alexis
Bulky-Summer86@reddit
I think this was the wig version of her short style and it was TERRIBLE. Later versions with her real hair look amazing.
amyc7@reddit
How do you guys know it's a wig? I can't even notice it, fr.
I loved how flirty she looked at the beginning of the scene.
Bulky-Summer86@reddit
It's all about the lack of scalp and edges for one. Two, the way the hair falls at her nape is unnatural and stiff. Three, the entire perimeter of her hairline follows the same pattern...stiff, lack of moment, no scalp showing anywhere, and an unnatural fall to the hair itself. Plus it just look wiggy...I can't explain it. Hahaha
Bulky-Summer86@reddit
Also there's no natural tapering to the thickness of the hair around the perimeter. It's all the same thickness, which is unnatural or at the least very uncommon.
amyc7@reddit
Ok! I think I get it. Thanks 😊
Jahon_Dony@reddit
What a horrible wig! Could you remind me, what was the "canon" reason her hair got cut? I never did like it.
Byanychance@reddit
Xena had to use her chakram to free her from Alti’s grasp
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=edQZL1DrA0o
Jahon_Dony@reddit
Hah, should have known it happened in a way only Xena could do! Thanks for the clip. Season 4 for me was always kind of the odd season out, I must not have seen as much of it when it aired. Alti's voice acting is so over the top it's almost funny.
JayDuPumpkinBEAST@reddit
Really? S4 might be my favorite. Adventures in the Sin Trade is literally cinematic, and Ides of March is one of the best episodes in the whole series. Not to mention great comedic episodes like In Sickness and Hell, compelling antagonists like Najara…. I’m a fan from start to finish.
Jahon_Dony@reddit
Yeah, like you said I also love the beginning and ending of season 4. Everything else in between... India stuff... China? Stuff... I must have missed or zoned out on. But yeah, maybe the best opener and closer of the series. I haven't seen the show in 25+ years, so I'll have to devote time to season 4 if I ever do again.
JayDuPumpkinBEAST@reddit
I don’t remember Chin being a storyline in Season 4. Just 3 (which is the iconic Debt two-parter), and 5 (which is the infamously tacky rip-off of the Debt two-parter lol).
If you have Roku, there’s a channel that streams Xena 24/7. Check it out if you’re ever feeling nostalgic.
mermyfreal@reddit
i 💖 the 24/7 xena channel!
Jahon_Dony@reddit
Thanks! Yeah, I think the guy Xena killed in Chen came back as a ghost or something in season 4 and they had to deal with it. Maybe that was five. I just remember four dealt with other mythologies -- shamanism, India Hinduism, etc.
MostWafer5694@reddit
No, that was in Season 3 after Solan and Hope died
ObnoxiousConsistent@reddit (OP)
did the actress have to chain smoke to get that signature alti growl down i wonder 🤣
Jahon_Dony@reddit
I mean, she probably does / did irl. But I've heard the actress in person and she doesn't sound like THAT...
IseQween@reddit
IRL, Renee asked for shorter hair. Xenastaff obliged in a dramatic way.
Jahon_Dony@reddit
Interesting. Did she say why? Just less to deal with when getting ready and easier not to sweat? I guess it doesn't matter. Didn't know it was Renee's idea / request / demand.
IseQween@reddit
I believe she said it was both for the character -- reflecting Gabs' maturity and changes, as well as personally wanting to be free of the muss and fuss of the longer hair. I recall Tapert joking about capitulating to Renee's long-standing pleas for the different look, which is why she wore the short wig at the start of S4 in the vision of their crucifixion. Overall, I got the distinct impression disappointed fans should blame Renee and not the chakram for the cuts to Gabs' "golden fleece."
Agent8699@reddit
Alti gave Gabrielle an adorable shoulder length bob with Xena’s chakram.
Gabrielle then cut it even shorter to mirror her hair in the vision as her way of saying “f&$@ you” to the vision. That is, basically denying that it is fated and deliberately trying to taunt fate / destiny / whatever.
In the original timeline, pre-vision, Gabrielle presumably cut it to mirror Najara! Which is a bold choice on her part 😆
Jahon_Dony@reddit
That's right, she'd had short hair in the vision even before it was cut! What caused that vision of the future? Was that also induced by Alti or something else?
Hey_HaveAGreatDay@reddit
Sound on usually means I’m not going to get bombarded with songs that aren’t relevant to what I’m watching lol
hindcealf@reddit
The song is relevant though, they set it to the Reba theme because Gabrielle's wig looks like her hairstyle.
Galerie33@reddit
Looking like a TJ MAXX mom
Kazzlin@reddit
Lucy is giving me Demi Moore vibes here.
RotaVitae@reddit
Nomination for worst women’s wig in the show.
amyc7@reddit
How do you guys know it's a wig? I can't even notice it, fr.
I love how flirty she looked at the beginning of the scene.
UnderABig_W@reddit
In a general way, wigs are almost always thicker than a woman’s natural hair.
If you see a woman’s hairstyle vary on the show, and one hairstyle is thinner, the thicker one is the wig.
Also, not that it matters on this show, but older women on TV also wear a lot of wigs (or extensions). Women’s hair naturally thins as they get older. If you see an older woman with thick hair, chances are it’s not natural.
amyc7@reddit
Thanks for the info!
RotaVitae@reddit
Because she said so, and she hated it too. She got her hair cut proper before filming The Way.
amyc7@reddit
Oh! Thanks
Cruise1313@reddit
I agree, horrible wig.
Agent8699@reddit
Come on! Little girl Hope and Hope in Motherhood were much worse!
And there’s Tara, but that was presumably deliberately bad.
only_norj@reddit
This is the second time that I recall Renee wearing a terrible wig in the show. There's a clip in If the Shows Fits where Renee is wearing a long wig and I think it's because it was shot after she'd cut her hair for the India eps.
IseQween@reddit
What about her wig as Hope in MOTHERHOOD?
only_norj@reddit
I'd forgotten about that one! TERRIBLE.
Worldly-Wind-1632@reddit
TIL I’m wig blind
wdwire@reddit
This wig wasn’t the best, but I loved the reason for her short hair. In fact this is my favorite episode of Xena.
motherconfessors@reddit
Personally who I thought of
SameClerk2608@reddit
I hate to be a little cruel, but Gabrielle's first short hair look reminded me of the cast of "The Golden Girls" haha, I'd add about 30 years to her... luckily they styled it differently or I think this was a temporary wig before her real haircut, which looked fabulous on her.
Paper-Octopus@reddit
The Disney channel hair tuck behind the ears got me
pastajewelry@reddit
Paper-Octopus@reddit
Dead. ☠️
Mbmoses@reddit
CrackinBones204@reddit
DuchessSwan@reddit
i think the line that kills me here is when they acknowledged her hairstyle was similiar to the vision... ;-;
MaryW1965@reddit
♥️🔥… can someone tell me how I start a post here? I am not computer savvy and cannot figure it out help! 🤪
Key-Yogurtcloset7330@reddit
Can't stand that short hair. Women just look better with long hair
pastajewelry@reddit
Eh, that's your opinion. A good cut makes all the difference.
Key-Yogurtcloset7330@reddit
Well that's the great thing about this world thank fcuking christ they're are still women out there who care about being feminine and can ACTUALLY TELL YOU WHAT A WOMAN IS.
Latte-Catte@reddit
getting a haircut doesn't make someone less a woman
freyalorelei@reddit
Imagine going to Xena fandom of all places to mansplain how women should look and act, LOL. We're 95% queer WLW, get your gender essentialism outta here.
kittensbabette@reddit
and i thought the comments that are still up were bad...
Key-Yogurtcloset7330@reddit
Queer has nothing to do with a haircut libtard
Key-Yogurtcloset7330@reddit
It sure doesn't help
RFKjrBrainwormAccnt@reddit
Phil Spector approves of this haircut
LaLizarde@reddit
Man those y2k hairstyles were the worst
DrLoomis131@reddit
Remember the scene in the 1999 Mummy where Rachel Weisz walks up wearing the Egyptian scarves and the wind is hitting her just right and Brenden Fraser is like Oh Wow
This is the opposite
Ok-Change2292@reddit
Pretty sure that was a wig.
LeFreeke@reddit
This wig was not it.
Her actual short haircut was amazing.
BookkeeperNo6615@reddit
I do love her hair short!
Technical-Hotel-2978@reddit
Good God that's hideous
TellThatDevil@reddit
Hwhiiiiiigggity hwig hwig hwiiiiiiiiiig 😆
OldGlobe@reddit
I laughed-choked on my chicken nuggets