That's what you're doing?

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No_Seaworthiness9466@reddit

It’s a gun for people that put ketchup on steak

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DumbNTough@reddit

A pistol for people who always wished the Ruger P85 cost $2,000

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singlemale4cats@reddit

I paid 350 for a mint stainless P89 made in 1994. Those guns are so slept on. The double action is kind of heavy, but veeeery smooth

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mud-button@reddit

Fuck yeah they are. I’ve got an 85,89,94,95 and didn’t pay more than $300 for any of em. I’m hoping people stay sleeping on till I can collect the whole P series.

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noderaser@reddit

I got a P90 from my Dad, surely there are better DA/SA .45s

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mud-button@reddit

Yeah there would be - but I like the P series. They’re ugly, have a shit trigger, but they’re robust and have a certain “80s bad guy” charm about em.

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Majestic-Result7072@reddit

Whoa there Son. Don't be pissing on the 85 . Best Big Clunky bastard ever made and my first "Wonder Nine"..

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Ambitious_Promise_29@reddit

I wouldn't say anyone is pissing on the 85. They are pissing on an 85 that costs 2k. There is a difference.

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DumbNTough@reddit

Well good news. Looks like Wilson just pushed out the Deluxe version lol

Maybe with a little FNX grip texture to sweeten the deal

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goshathegreat@reddit

One of my buddies brought a Ruger P89 to bullseye practice and almost got laughed out of the range😂

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DumbNTough@reddit

Counterpoint: if you can shoot bullseye with a P89, nobody can say jack shit to you lol

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MushroomHealthy3263@reddit

Who the hell puts ketchup on steak?!😭

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TheScribe86@reddit (OP)

Kinda folks who carry a gun worth more than $150 in an Uncle Mike's holster

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Jman1400@reddit

Hunts ketchup as well. Not even the decency to buy Heinz.

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TheScribe86@reddit (OP)

Only acceptable answer is they don't wanna give any money to John Kerry lol (his wife's family)

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DarkMatterM4@reddit

Better yet, use catsup.

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doogles@reddit

Much less Red Gold.

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fordag@reddit

Hey, I put ketchup on steak and I wouldn't buy that pistol.

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PuddlesIsHere@reddit

Lmao

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raider1v11@reddit

Patrick mahomes?

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TheScribe86@reddit (OP)

😆👌👍👍 a steak well done of course lol

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65grendel@reddit

The USDA says hamburger needs to reach 165* I don't understand why people don't think that also applies to steak.

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JoseSaldana6512@reddit

Because steak is one piece of meat. Germs can attack six sides.

Hamburger is many many many small pieces of meat with many sides for germs to inhabify. And needs to be cooked thoroughly and throughout to kill germs. So 165 internal temp.

Its well documented but I'm not your real mom so you do you baby girl

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red_tail_gun_works@reddit

And if your ground meat was ground on a clean machine, with little to no sit time, you can have a less done burger too.

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PapaBobcat@reddit

IF is doing a lot of lifting.

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sirkev71@reddit

Because they recommend 145 for steak, because of how bacteria is distributed in the hamburger meat....

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NastyBlkGuyThrowAway@reddit

Imma be honest. I just dont trust are food industry enough to be eating under cooked meat from it.

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red_tail_gun_works@reddit

And then sends it back for a little extra time on the grill

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PM_yourbestpantyshot@reddit

Like it got an STD from frotting a hipoint

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Graffix77gr556@reddit

Dont get it whos the mouth piece gawk gawk

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Glopinus@reddit

Wtf is that grip?

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Big-Doughnut8307@reddit

I think it’s an AI fake. WC knows better than to do shit like this. Right? Uhhhh, right? 😳

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nofatchixss@reddit

Lost me at grip safety 🤮

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YtnucMuch@reddit

No offense, but Wilson Combat firearms are for people that have way too much money and don't know what to do with it. The average firearm owner will never even touch one.

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NetJnkie@reddit

Meh. My Wilsons and Night Hawks are works of art. Love my EDC X9 v2.0.

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YtnucMuch@reddit

I didn’t say they weren’t nice. Obviously they are in a class of themselves. It’s my poor man jealousy rubbing off. 🤣

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jfoughe@reddit

If I had Wilson Combat money I’d buy Alchemy instead

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816blackout@reddit

Bro. Did you have to tell me about Alchemy?? Now I’m going to be broke!

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TheScribe86@reddit (OP)

Sorry not sorry lol

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youy23@reddit

Infinity and Atlas are certainly up there as well.

Atlas seems to be pretty popular with comp shooters that run their guns hard and want a level up from staccato.

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Midnight_Rider98@reddit

Or you could buy a Nighthawk

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LilJonny2cookies@reddit

Having too much money is a good thing. I can’t think of any downside I experiencing.

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mzrdisi@reddit

Oh sorry, just dropped these giant condoms for my magnum dong!

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caterham09@reddit

Why would you want a grip safety on this gun

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bostonboson@reddit

Next iteration will have a grip zone too

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816blackout@reddit

Fudd pipeline

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LynchMob_Lerry@reddit

Its the broification of the firearms community

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ozone_00@reddit

I read that as "bronyfication".

https://www.reddit.com/r/CursedGuns/comments/rjp7sx/a_my_little_pony_collection/

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IudexJudy@reddit

Hello MP443 Grach why are you almost $2k

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Evrydyguy@reddit

It’s like FN and Sig had a baby.

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TheScribe86@reddit (OP)

We live in very strange times

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ArceusTwoFour_Zero@reddit

Why the actual hell does it have a grip safety, and what the hell is that grip texture?

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Popular-Ad2193@reddit

What the hell is even that?

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lique_madique@reddit

Close enough. Welcome back Hudson H9/Daniel H9

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BreakerDSX@reddit

It looks like a S&W Equalizer with extra steps and a $1400 upcharge

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Go_Loud762@reddit

I was thinking Springfield Xd.

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glockster19m@reddit

I was thinking an 509t with extra step

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Commercial_Low_5680@reddit

It’s definitely a mix of both of these with a 1911 trigger

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Testament42@reddit

...but does it work!?

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Life_of1103@reddit

$2k for a tarted up striker fired gun? They’ll sell them because some people still think Wilson Combat makes good stuff.

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TouchMyPlumbus@reddit

The Grip Zone looks like a torture device

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TheScribe86@reddit (OP)

Hey man us Hoplophiles^™️ gotta get our kicks somehow

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TouchMyPlumbus@reddit

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TheScribe86@reddit (OP)

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poodinthepunchbowl@reddit

“None of my guns are clean, and half don’t work” is that your culture?

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terrrastar@reddit

I mean I like the way it looks personally

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TheScribe86@reddit (OP)

I've seen worse but that grip safety eug

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terrrastar@reddit

Oh no, that grip safety’s fucking disgusting, but aside from that the guns fine imo

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8492_berkut@reddit

Grip safety AND trigger safety.

It's the Springfield Armory XD's bougie cousin, you know they type - living above their means with nearly 100% credit utilization ratio, a boat, and 3 new cars financed for 84 months each.

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