Does anyone know who is The Dude's accountant? Posted by Dvd3r1n0@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 95 comments
[-] MyOtherCarIsABmw135i@reddit The dude has to check with him around tax time, in case that check bumps him into the next bracket [-] Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit *…next tax, uhhh…
[-] Rolarious80@reddit I don’t know but we better call him and ask if this puts him in a higher tax bracket [-] Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit *tax, uhhh………
[-] MangoandSalt@reddit Like a fucking Irish monk? [-] El_Chingadero@reddit I’m just trying to help her conceive [-] MangoandSalt@reddit She's not my special lady she's my fuckin lady friend
[-] El_Chingadero@reddit I’m just trying to help her conceive [-] MangoandSalt@reddit She's not my special lady she's my fuckin lady friend
[-] Similar-Sir-2952@reddit Takes an economic mastermind to handle accounts of a man who lost dates a check for a 69 cent bottle of milk. But who dos the dude afford all of that booze, weed, gas, and bowling? And don’t forget the whale sounds cassettes [-] Dvd3r1n0@reddit (OP) who's sitting on a million fucking dollars? [-] Aggravating_Bat3618@reddit Our car?? [-] El_Chingadero@reddit Perhaps it was towed [-] Similar-Sir-2952@reddit Maude [-] Ok-Adeptness3884@reddit Rubik's Cube money [-] Similar-Sir-2952@reddit 69 cents Dude. 69 cents
[-] Dvd3r1n0@reddit (OP) who's sitting on a million fucking dollars? [-] Aggravating_Bat3618@reddit Our car?? [-] El_Chingadero@reddit Perhaps it was towed [-] Similar-Sir-2952@reddit Maude
[-] burntorangecycle@reddit Does he really have one? Or is he just bullshitting so that he wouldn't need to pay tax on his windfall? [-] fishbone_buba@reddit That’s just, like, almost certainly correct, man. [-] burntorangecycle@reddit If you will it, it is no dream [-] Lenin36@reddit Theodor Herzl, State of Israel [-] El_Chingadero@reddit Our fuckin troubles are over [-] Dvd3r1n0@reddit (OP) Look at the bottom line. Who's sitting on a million fucking dollars? [-] nastynate248@reddit Dude's çar got a little banged up [-] edmechem@reddit "çar", is that some sort of... French thing? [-] nastynate248@reddit Far from it! [-] burntorangecycle@reddit Someone has to have the dirty whites [-] Key_Country3756@reddit You know, the undies [-] SeaBag8211@reddit If this is true it would circumvent a number of the IRS's bylaws...
[-] fishbone_buba@reddit That’s just, like, almost certainly correct, man. [-] burntorangecycle@reddit If you will it, it is no dream [-] Lenin36@reddit Theodor Herzl, State of Israel [-] El_Chingadero@reddit Our fuckin troubles are over
[-] burntorangecycle@reddit If you will it, it is no dream [-] Lenin36@reddit Theodor Herzl, State of Israel [-] El_Chingadero@reddit Our fuckin troubles are over
[-] Lenin36@reddit Theodor Herzl, State of Israel [-] El_Chingadero@reddit Our fuckin troubles are over
[-] Dvd3r1n0@reddit (OP) Look at the bottom line. Who's sitting on a million fucking dollars? [-] nastynate248@reddit Dude's çar got a little banged up [-] edmechem@reddit "çar", is that some sort of... French thing? [-] nastynate248@reddit Far from it! [-] burntorangecycle@reddit Someone has to have the dirty whites [-] Key_Country3756@reddit You know, the undies
[-] nastynate248@reddit Dude's çar got a little banged up [-] edmechem@reddit "çar", is that some sort of... French thing? [-] nastynate248@reddit Far from it!
[-] edmechem@reddit "çar", is that some sort of... French thing? [-] nastynate248@reddit Far from it!
[-] burntorangecycle@reddit Someone has to have the dirty whites [-] Key_Country3756@reddit You know, the undies
[-] roshanritter@reddit I’ll just go check with the boys down at the firm, they got four more accountants working on his account. They got us working in shifts. [-] Impressive_Math2302@reddit Separate filings? [-] Affectionate-Sale382@reddit His taxes are in your hands. [-] Impressive_Math2302@reddit They’re gonna audit that poor woman! [-] hundredgrandpappy@reddit And in the briefcase? [-] Impressive_Math2302@reddit Papers. Business papers. [-] Hefty_Win_8811@reddit And what do you do, sir? [-] therealtwomartinis@reddit Oh, man, don't say that man.
[-] Impressive_Math2302@reddit Separate filings? [-] Affectionate-Sale382@reddit His taxes are in your hands. [-] Impressive_Math2302@reddit They’re gonna audit that poor woman! [-] hundredgrandpappy@reddit And in the briefcase? [-] Impressive_Math2302@reddit Papers. Business papers. [-] Hefty_Win_8811@reddit And what do you do, sir? [-] therealtwomartinis@reddit Oh, man, don't say that man.
[-] Affectionate-Sale382@reddit His taxes are in your hands. [-] Impressive_Math2302@reddit They’re gonna audit that poor woman! [-] hundredgrandpappy@reddit And in the briefcase? [-] Impressive_Math2302@reddit Papers. Business papers. [-] Hefty_Win_8811@reddit And what do you do, sir? [-] therealtwomartinis@reddit Oh, man, don't say that man.
[-] Impressive_Math2302@reddit They’re gonna audit that poor woman! [-] hundredgrandpappy@reddit And in the briefcase? [-] Impressive_Math2302@reddit Papers. Business papers. [-] Hefty_Win_8811@reddit And what do you do, sir?
[-] hundredgrandpappy@reddit And in the briefcase? [-] Impressive_Math2302@reddit Papers. Business papers. [-] Hefty_Win_8811@reddit And what do you do, sir?
[-] Impressive_Math2302@reddit Papers. Business papers. [-] Hefty_Win_8811@reddit And what do you do, sir?
[-] Sitting_in_a_tree_@reddit Marty Ackerman [-] Huge_Marketing4897@reddit If my ex-wife asked me to take care of her dog while she went to Honolulu with my accountant, I'd tell her to go fuck herself! [-] Hefty_Win_8811@reddit First of all, u/Huge_Marketing4897, you don't have an ex. [-] Ok-Adeptness3884@reddit Antisemite. [-] elpayo@reddit My concern is that, you know, he's in Hawaii with Cynthia. So the whole higher tax bracket bump issue might have to wait until he's back. [-] DonKeighbals@reddit I presumed this was common knowledge.
[-] Huge_Marketing4897@reddit If my ex-wife asked me to take care of her dog while she went to Honolulu with my accountant, I'd tell her to go fuck herself! [-] Hefty_Win_8811@reddit First of all, u/Huge_Marketing4897, you don't have an ex.
[-] elpayo@reddit My concern is that, you know, he's in Hawaii with Cynthia. So the whole higher tax bracket bump issue might have to wait until he's back.
[-] Key_Country3756@reddit Does the Dude even notice as April 15th goes by each year? [-] Pedrodepacas303@reddit Far out. [-] Snootcheroo@reddit That’s cool, man. That’s cool. We filed an extension for The Dude. Now the deadline is far fucking out man [-] edmechem@reddit Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin' [-] Unusual_Compote4909@reddit What day is this?!
[-] Snootcheroo@reddit That’s cool, man. That’s cool. We filed an extension for The Dude. Now the deadline is far fucking out man [-] edmechem@reddit Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
[-] therealtwomartinis@reddit it’s Gary. Dude runs a tab and Gary keeps track of it. Gary tracks a lot tabs in this town. you don’t track shit u/Dvd3r1n0
[-] BlankSlate400@reddit The “Royal” accountant. You know, the editorial. [-] Snootcheroo@reddit You know, the actuarial [-] edmechem@reddit Well, actuarially, dude, uhhmm... lost my train of thought there.
[-] Snootcheroo@reddit You know, the actuarial [-] edmechem@reddit Well, actuarially, dude, uhhmm... lost my train of thought there.
[-] Barrettbuilt@reddit Have you looked at his papers? His business papers? [-] guybrushthreepwood67@reddit The show dog? [-] Barrettbuilt@reddit I didn’t rent it shoes, i’m not buying it a fuckin beer. [-] guybrushthreepwood67@reddit
[-] guybrushthreepwood67@reddit The show dog? [-] Barrettbuilt@reddit I didn’t rent it shoes, i’m not buying it a fuckin beer. [-] guybrushthreepwood67@reddit
[-] Barrettbuilt@reddit I didn’t rent it shoes, i’m not buying it a fuckin beer. [-] guybrushthreepwood67@reddit
[-] mat_srutabes@reddit He lives in North Hollywood on Radford [-] New_Day_Rising@reddit By the In-N-Out Burger. [-] Eric848448@reddit The In-N-Out Burger’s on Camrose. [-] 2manyteacups@reddit those are good burgers, Walter [-] Eric848448@reddit Shut the FUCK up Donnie [-] thejoylessheart@reddit Near the In-N-Out
[-] New_Day_Rising@reddit By the In-N-Out Burger. [-] Eric848448@reddit The In-N-Out Burger’s on Camrose. [-] 2manyteacups@reddit those are good burgers, Walter [-] Eric848448@reddit Shut the FUCK up Donnie [-] thejoylessheart@reddit Near the In-N-Out
[-] Eric848448@reddit The In-N-Out Burger’s on Camrose. [-] 2manyteacups@reddit those are good burgers, Walter [-] Eric848448@reddit Shut the FUCK up Donnie
[-] TruthWarrior27@reddit If I had to guess, it's a guy from the bank who has to frequently call him about overdraft fees.
[-] Turbulent_Ad9508@reddit He lives in LA. He doesn't have one and is a bit insecure about it. He took advantage of an opportunity to mention he has one.
[-] kinkyslc1@reddit Well, Dude. We just don't know. [-] Dvd3r1n0@reddit (OP) Well they were looking for you, these two guys
[-] AKchaos49@reddit Obviously, it’s Donnie [-] imstevieshield@reddit Nucky? I mean, you know the guy? [-] Dvd3r1n0@reddit (OP) I'm the Walrus. [-] nightmaresxwin@reddit He’s fragile, man.
[-] kharringtonvideoarts@reddit Brandt, give him the envelope. [-] idubbkny@reddit just slip in under my door
Papergame_82@reddit
Dude tomorrow’s already the tenth
Blackdiced@reddit
Man I love this subreddit LOL
MyOtherCarIsABmw135i@reddit
The dude has to check with him around tax time, in case that check bumps him into the next bracket
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit
*…next tax, uhhh…
Rolarious80@reddit
I don’t know but we better call him and ask if this puts him in a higher tax bracket
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit
*tax, uhhh………
MangoandSalt@reddit
Like a fucking Irish monk?
El_Chingadero@reddit
I’m just trying to help her conceive
MangoandSalt@reddit
She's not my special lady she's my fuckin lady friend
HermiticHubris@reddit
Those rich fucks! This whole fuckin thing....
Similar-Sir-2952@reddit
Takes an economic mastermind to handle accounts of a man who lost dates a check for a 69 cent bottle of milk. But who dos the dude afford all of that booze, weed, gas, and bowling? And don’t forget the whale sounds cassettes
Dvd3r1n0@reddit (OP)
who's sitting on a million fucking dollars?
Aggravating_Bat3618@reddit
Our car??
El_Chingadero@reddit
Perhaps it was towed
Similar-Sir-2952@reddit
Maude
Ok-Adeptness3884@reddit
Rubik's Cube money
Similar-Sir-2952@reddit
69 cents Dude. 69 cents
burntorangecycle@reddit
Does he really have one? Or is he just bullshitting so that he wouldn't need to pay tax on his windfall?
fishbone_buba@reddit
That’s just, like, almost certainly correct, man.
burntorangecycle@reddit
If you will it, it is no dream
Lenin36@reddit
Theodor Herzl, State of Israel
El_Chingadero@reddit
Our fuckin troubles are over
Dvd3r1n0@reddit (OP)
Look at the bottom line. Who's sitting on a million fucking dollars?
nastynate248@reddit
Dude's çar got a little banged up
edmechem@reddit
"çar", is that some sort of... French thing?
nastynate248@reddit
Far from it!
burntorangecycle@reddit
Someone has to have the dirty whites
Key_Country3756@reddit
You know, the undies
SeaBag8211@reddit
If this is true it would circumvent a number of the IRS's bylaws...
El_Chingadero@reddit
After the what have you
roshanritter@reddit
I’ll just go check with the boys down at the firm, they got four more accountants working on his account. They got us working in shifts.
Impressive_Math2302@reddit
Separate filings?
Affectionate-Sale382@reddit
His taxes are in your hands.
Impressive_Math2302@reddit
They’re gonna audit that poor woman!
hundredgrandpappy@reddit
And in the briefcase?
Impressive_Math2302@reddit
Papers. Business papers.
Hefty_Win_8811@reddit
And what do you do, sir?
therealtwomartinis@reddit
Oh, man, don't say that man.
Sitting_in_a_tree_@reddit
Marty Ackerman
Huge_Marketing4897@reddit
If my ex-wife asked me to take care of her dog while she went to Honolulu with my accountant, I'd tell her to go fuck herself!
Hefty_Win_8811@reddit
First of all, u/Huge_Marketing4897, you don't have an ex.
Ok-Adeptness3884@reddit
Antisemite.
elpayo@reddit
My concern is that, you know, he's in Hawaii with Cynthia. So the whole higher tax bracket bump issue might have to wait until he's back.
DonKeighbals@reddit
I presumed this was common knowledge.
duh_nom_yar@reddit
Tomorrow's already the 10th
Key_Country3756@reddit
Does the Dude even notice as April 15th goes by each year?
Pedrodepacas303@reddit
Far out.
Snootcheroo@reddit
That’s cool, man. That’s cool. We filed an extension for The Dude. Now the deadline is far fucking out man
edmechem@reddit
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Unusual_Compote4909@reddit
What day is this?!
KeyHuckleberry2560@reddit
El Duderino
therealtwomartinis@reddit
it’s Gary. Dude runs a tab and Gary keeps track of it. Gary tracks a lot tabs in this town. you don’t track shit u/Dvd3r1n0
BlankSlate400@reddit
The “Royal” accountant. You know, the editorial.
Snootcheroo@reddit
You know, the actuarial
edmechem@reddit
Well, actuarially, dude, uhhmm... lost my train of thought there.
Comma-Splice1881@reddit
Christian Wolff
Hungry-Number6183@reddit
Ups and downs, debits and credits…
Inside_Platypus7909@reddit
The friend with the cleft asshole?
Barrettbuilt@reddit
Have you looked at his papers? His business papers?
guybrushthreepwood67@reddit
The show dog?
Barrettbuilt@reddit
I didn’t rent it shoes, i’m not buying it a fuckin beer.
guybrushthreepwood67@reddit
ca-nl-nj@reddit
Brant will fill you in on the details
guybrushthreepwood67@reddit
mat_srutabes@reddit
He lives in North Hollywood on Radford
New_Day_Rising@reddit
By the In-N-Out Burger.
Eric848448@reddit
The In-N-Out Burger’s on Camrose.
2manyteacups@reddit
those are good burgers, Walter
Eric848448@reddit
Shut the FUCK up Donnie
thejoylessheart@reddit
Near the In-N-Out
Such-Corgi-8869@reddit
Jackie Treehorn
joeypublica@reddit
What are you, a fucking IRS agent now?
elpayo@reddit
What if it's Marty Ackerman?
2nd2lastdragon@reddit
Your like an IRS agent who wanders into the middle of an audit.
TruthWarrior27@reddit
If I had to guess, it's a guy from the bank who has to frequently call him about overdraft fees.
choopie-chup-chup@reddit
The ringer can't look empty
Turbulent_Ad9508@reddit
He lives in LA. He doesn't have one and is a bit insecure about it. He took advantage of an opportunity to mention he has one.
poop_pebbles@reddit
Obviously he's not a golfer
BolivianDancer@reddit
The Knudsens
motorcycleboy9000@reddit
"Uh, Dude. Tomorrow's April 15th."
"Far out."
Accomplished-Dot5707@reddit
I'm just gonna go find a cash machine
kinkyslc1@reddit
Well, Dude. We just don't know.
Dvd3r1n0@reddit (OP)
Well they were looking for you, these two guys
Ok-Lavishness-7904@reddit
The same one that does Metallica’s
AKchaos49@reddit
Obviously, it’s Donnie
imstevieshield@reddit
Nucky? I mean, you know the guy?
Dvd3r1n0@reddit (OP)
I'm the Walrus.
nightmaresxwin@reddit
He’s fragile, man.
Feeez_Shato@reddit
Seamus & Seamus
OpusCroakus1@reddit
Motherfucker!!
kharringtonvideoarts@reddit
Brandt, give him the envelope.
idubbkny@reddit
just slip in under my door
idubbkny@reddit
its already the tenth...
Roembowski@reddit
Lotta ins lotta outs
ReggieOnTop@reddit
Obviously, you're not a Dudester...