This isn't shitty food it's comfort food. I'm not British but I am Irish and chips, beans and sausages are so fucking good. I know Americans will clown this but they've never tried it
I honestly didn't think baked beans were a thing in America.
As for the other two, im assuming theres a pants/trousers chips/crisps lost in translation thing going on here, because fries are thin skinny things in the UK, not proper chunky chips like this
Both good, but not the same. And hot dog when referring tonthe meat bit exclusively means a smoked sausage of the style you get in tins/jars. Something like a Saveloy. And certainly not a thick proper butcher's sausage.
I.e. hotdogs + fries and sausage + chips are two very different meals to a Brit.
Brother, once you get off that island you will find that the world is full of amazing food. Churchill is dead, the planes aren’t flying over anymore. You no longer need to eat like this.
Im American and "beenie weenies" or " franks and beans" are a common comfort food. I'll admit I clown on some British food, but I've never said a negative thing about sausage.
A vegetable is the edible parts of a plant that are not the mature ovary of a flowering plant that contains or is a seed; which is a fruit.
Grains and cereals are not vegetables—botanically or nutritionally. We are eating the seed.
-Potatoes are vegetables botanically, and in most dietary guidelines they are counted as vegetables (specifically starchy vegetables), not excluded from the vegetable group.
They are definitely vegetables, that happen to be starchy. The beans are technically seeds from a fruit. If it is an edible, typically savory part of a plant—such as roots, stems, leaves, or bulbs, it’s a vegetable.
You are arguing in the taxonomic sense, I am referring to the culinary sense. If someone tells a kid to "eat your vegetable" you know damn well they're not referring to smiley fries.
I'm American and I would eat that. Mind you, I'm from a part of the country with a pretty heavy Scots and Irish influence and have the genes to prove it, so there may some ancestral palate profiling to that, lol.
Judging by the comments the Scottish have the same reputation for eating anything thay we do in Appalachia.
Sorry this is a bit off topic but does your sarsons bottle unscrew to refill it??
I stopped buying them years ago because the bastards made the bottle tops permanently fixed and you couldn’t unscrew the top to refill them. But I may need to rethink this if they’ve changed back.
I’ve got a glass vinegar shaker but I’ve yet to find the perfect one that doesn’t leak or break.
I_Am_The_Cattle@reddit
I thought those sausages were side kind of worm or grub
donkey-oh-tea@reddit
Are there 3 diff type of sausage
MadamVoid@reddit
Are you British?
meatflaps-69@reddit (OP)
Scottish
lilSalty@reddit
Even worse
AlphonseLoosely@reddit
So yes, British. Our passport and cultural identity don't have to match
stead10@reddit
They never said they weren’t British they just provided more clarified info, nothing wrong with that.
OneDragonfly5613@reddit
Same thi-
MrEzquerro@reddit
Tracks
SmartPriceCola@reddit
I’m Scottish and I’d eat this… I didn’t know food like this was abnormal to others lol
MadamVoid@reddit
It’s the beans
theangryjanitorOG@reddit
Nobody else would choose to eat that
MadamVoid@reddit
I should’ve known by the fries 😂 spent 4.5yrs working for Glaswegians and I’m still surprised by what yall eat
spy-on-me@reddit
In no way are these “fries”. Chips!
MadamVoid@reddit
DEEP FRIED CHUNKY POTATO STICKS
andhdkwnwbdidoenjddb@reddit
Violently British.
1tiredman@reddit
This isn't shitty food it's comfort food. I'm not British but I am Irish and chips, beans and sausages are so fucking good. I know Americans will clown this but they've never tried it
Fucky0uthatswhy@reddit
You think we’ve never tried hot dogs, fries, and beans?
stead10@reddit
Hot dogs and sausages are not the same. We’d never dream of having this with hot dogs.
Also American beans are usually sweeter or BBQ flavour. Ours aren’t.
Princess_Slagathor@reddit
We actually have at least two kinds of beans here. Definitely more than one.
Buddy-Matt@reddit
I honestly didn't think baked beans were a thing in America.
As for the other two, im assuming theres a pants/trousers chips/crisps lost in translation thing going on here, because fries are thin skinny things in the UK, not proper chunky chips like this Both good, but not the same. And hot dog when referring tonthe meat bit exclusively means a smoked sausage of the style you get in tins/jars. Something like a Saveloy. And certainly not a thick proper butcher's sausage.
I.e. hotdogs + fries and sausage + chips are two very different meals to a Brit.
AdExcellent1745@reddit
thats crazy because as an American, baked beans feels classically American
Buddy-Matt@reddit
Well, this comment made me Google.
American baked beans and British baked beans aren't the same thing.
American baked beans are smokey and sweet, a BBQ side.
Whereas British baked beans are more savoury and tomato based.
So, Baked Beans are classically American. However the food item pictured, also referred to as baked beans, very much aren't.
Princess_Slagathor@reddit
But have you ever had Boston Baked Beans?
AdExcellent1745@reddit
interesting! I think both styles definitely have their place
VisionAri_VA@reddit
Your chips would be called “steak fries” here. Really skinny ones are “shoestring fries”.
crypt_moss@reddit
yea I mean loaded fries exist?? usually not done w/ hot dogs I guess but refried beans wouldn't be unusual
CyclicalDub@reddit
Brother, once you get off that island you will find that the world is full of amazing food. Churchill is dead, the planes aren’t flying over anymore. You no longer need to eat like this.
TheTaintBurglar@reddit
You utter ignorant gimp
SituationSoap@reddit
This is extremely standard US cookout food. Probably half the country will have a meal that's a lot like this during the upcoming summer.
Adventurous-Dot-8272@reddit
The items being separate is one thing, beans being under or (even worse) over everything is what makes it unappealing.
1tiredman@reddit
Naw the beans being over everything is what makes it good lol
Artmonkey415@reddit
Im American and "beenie weenies" or " franks and beans" are a common comfort food. I'll admit I clown on some British food, but I've never said a negative thing about sausage.
Huge_Resort441@reddit
This looks like a proper British fry-up to me. Those pickled onions are the perfect touch.
North-Program-9320@reddit
I’d eat the fuck out of that. Just give me some toast and some tea.
Mundane-Security-454@reddit
Type II diabetes on a plate.
meatflaps-69@reddit (OP)
thelectricrain@reddit
The only vegetable here is the row of tiny onions lol
meatflaps-69@reddit (OP)
Now I cant speak for where you are in the world but here our chips are made of potato.
thelectricrain@reddit
Potatoes and beans aren't vegetables though. They're carbs.
TBellOHAZ@reddit
How's school going?
thelectricrain@reddit
In the language I grew up speaking, we don't call potatoes, beans and corn "vegetables".
TBellOHAZ@reddit
I learned a cultural thing, today. But they are recognized widely as vegetables, distinct from grains and cereals.
SituationSoap@reddit
Grains and cereals are also vegetables (a vegetable is any edible plant). But in terms of food groups, neither potatoes nor grains are vegetables.
AJurassicSuccess@reddit
I wouldn’t call them vegetables. They’re more like seeds. Veg isn’t any edible plant. That would make fruit vegetables. Vegetation, sure.
SituationSoap@reddit
Fruit are vegetables too, yes.
AJurassicSuccess@reddit
No they fuckin aren’t lol
SituationSoap@reddit
Vegetation and vegetable come from the same root word. The definition of a vegetable is any edible plant matter.
The food group generally doesn't include fruits but the definition of vegetables includes fruits, and also grains, cereals, etc.
AJurassicSuccess@reddit
That's literally not the definition. You just made it up lol
TBellOHAZ@reddit
A vegetable is not any edible plant.
A vegetable is the edible parts of a plant that are not the mature ovary of a flowering plant that contains or is a seed; which is a fruit.
Grains and cereals are not vegetables—botanically or nutritionally. We are eating the seed.
-Potatoes are vegetables botanically, and in most dietary guidelines they are counted as vegetables (specifically starchy vegetables), not excluded from the vegetable group.
LonnieJaw748@reddit
They are definitely vegetables, that happen to be starchy. The beans are technically seeds from a fruit. If it is an edible, typically savory part of a plant—such as roots, stems, leaves, or bulbs, it’s a vegetable.
thelectricrain@reddit
You are arguing in the taxonomic sense, I am referring to the culinary sense. If someone tells a kid to "eat your vegetable" you know damn well they're not referring to smiley fries.
shFt_shiFty@reddit
While they have carbs, they are indeed vegetables also
meatflaps-69@reddit (OP)
Yeah you are clearly american ;)
They are both vegetables you thick cunt.
wasteoffire@reddit
In what way? There's not a lot of carbs here
thelectricrain@reddit
Ehh, potatoes and beans. I've seen worse on this sub though.
thelectricrain@reddit
More like high blood pressure tbh.
ZiaWitch@reddit
Hillbillygeek1981@reddit
I'm American and I would eat that. Mind you, I'm from a part of the country with a pretty heavy Scots and Irish influence and have the genes to prove it, so there may some ancestral palate profiling to that, lol.
Judging by the comments the Scottish have the same reputation for eating anything thay we do in Appalachia.
GravyPainter@reddit
This is what I like to imagine you get when you order an English Breakfast in Uzbekistan
TheVojta@reddit
People are clowning by I'd be all over that, looks goddamn delicious.
c_monies_@reddit
People overlooking that you haven't separated the chipolatas! Is there also a different sausage?
Awesome stuff, but you need a new vinegar lad.
meatflaps-69@reddit (OP)
Vinegar bottle is patiently waiting on pickled onion vinegar from jar.
Yeah theres 4x wee beef and 4x wee pork plus the smoked sausage
Big_Miss_Steak_@reddit
Sorry this is a bit off topic but does your sarsons bottle unscrew to refill it??
I stopped buying them years ago because the bastards made the bottle tops permanently fixed and you couldn’t unscrew the top to refill them. But I may need to rethink this if they’ve changed back.
I’ve got a glass vinegar shaker but I’ve yet to find the perfect one that doesn’t leak or break.
meatflaps-69@reddit (OP)
Actually, no, the dirty bastards. Not that it stop me refilling it with pickled onion vinegar with a syringe 🤣
c_monies_@reddit
3 types of sausage, simply perfection. Should be on the Michelin food porn sub
Out of 8 billion people on the planet I reckon you've had the best day of all 🤌
explodingbaconman@reddit
I would eat this all day, fellow Scot
AceMcNickle@reddit
Ahhh the old Scottish adage:
Meat n bean wi’ chips between And nary a green tae be seen
AcousticOnomatopoeia@reddit
Try and put that in r/fryup, the Brits would choke on their cha.
meatflaps-69@reddit (OP)
If I replaced the chips with eggs I may have chanced my luck there
Emotional-Dog8118@reddit
I’d smash that!! Looks good!!
djmcdee101@reddit
The low quality of those bangers has been offset by the high quantity. Well played mate
meatflaps-69@reddit (OP)
Calder millerfield crappy breakfast pack I only bought n threw in freezer because it was like 80p at shop with orange sticker. Not great at all.
The-Final-Reason@reddit
Not an ounce of seasoning too. Belongs here for sure.
meatflaps-69@reddit (OP)
Seasoning? The whole things floating on a sea of pickled onion vinegar and theres enough salt in the sausages to stop a lesser mans heart.
ASCII_Princess@reddit
the ghosts of the beans are escapin
Xfuck1tX@reddit
cats101and101dogs@reddit
This made me laugh
Olga-kocklova@reddit
💀
Stock-Mission-7561@reddit
🫘👻
I_M_urbanspaceman@reddit
Looks delicious. The burps and parts would be legendary!
meatflaps-69@reddit (OP)
If by parts you mean the wild parting and rapid closing of my ringpiece as warm fragrant gas flows you are not far off
I_M_urbanspaceman@reddit
Lol. Foiled by autocorrect again!. 🌬
SlipperyGibbet@reddit
Are those pearl onions pickled?
meatflaps-69@reddit (OP)
yeah
SlipperyGibbet@reddit
yum :D well done, meatflaps
luckylurk77@reddit
What a quote for the bedroom!
brendanb203@reddit
Little Pearl's of heaven
1000_pizzaslices@reddit
You know what, I can’t find pearl onions anywhere anymore and the rest seems perfectly edible. Even the steam rising up from the beans. Not shitty.
Massive-Handz@reddit
carl84@reddit
Missing the egg
wasteoffire@reddit
If you'd season the sausage, it would be a great breakfast
fairkatrina@reddit
I applaud the onions. Sour is the best flavour.
Violin_Viola_Gang@reddit
Lose the beans, add mushrooms and grilled tomatoes, and I’d be all over that!
meatflaps-69@reddit (OP)
As a retired physician, I'll let that slide 🤪 Much too healthy for me.