The Stranger’s Malibu Ranch
Posted by AgileDrag1469@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 98 comments
Definitely a Western thing. 🤠
Posted by AgileDrag1469@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 98 comments
Definitely a Western thing. 🤠
pjdubbya@reddit
I bet he takes a lot of comfort in that.
westport_blues@reddit
Mind if I do a J?
hexagon-yurt@reddit
Well, a wiser fella than m’self once said, sometimes you eat the bar, en…
Hefty_Win_8811@reddit
Karn_Evil_Noin@reddit
I dog his style
CriticalSuit1336@reddit
Wouldn't want to live there. I hear the Chief of Police is a real reactionary
No_Western_1217@reddit
Just gotta get a good lawyer, man.
Bill Kuntsler or Ron Kuby
therealtwomartinis@reddit
Asia Carrera, not exactly a lightweight
Dweebil@reddit
The woman in the black pyjamas.
Diaper_Donnie_Sux@reddit
Her vagina has been recommended as being strongly vaginal.
Rynobonestarr1@reddit
Asia Carrera American, please.
TheReadMenace@reddit
she'll take your case for $1000
Diaper_Donnie_Sux@reddit
Kristi Noem can't watch, though. Or she has to shoot a marmot:
CriticalSuit1336@reddit
Kristi Noem treats objects like puppies, man
Diaper_Donnie_Sux@reddit
She's a human paraquat.
Dirtypoolgang@reddit
What about Sherry from "Logjammin"?
KoA07@reddit
Don’t be fatuous Jeffrey
Vprbite@reddit
A fucking fascist
lDtiyOrwleaqeDhTtm1i@reddit
It is our most modestly priced Malibu Ranch
TestSubjuct@reddit
He lives in an abandoned Claim Jumper restaurant?
Sockalexis@reddit
It’s a house the square community doesn’t give a shit about
Fancy_Badger_9197@reddit
Do you have to use so many cuss words?
Dry_Description6498@reddit
Well...yeah...
pinback77@reddit
That some kind of Eastern thing?
Mulliganasty@reddit
Those rich fucks!
(fr dude has been a working actor in films for all my life and I'm old, it's alright he has some nice things.)
FrustratedPCBuild@reddit
Those rich fucks, this whole fucking thing.
ProperCap5400@reddit
Do you have to use so many cuss words?
Agile_End_3049@reddit
I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking shit ...
Rats_OffToYa@reddit
Oh, fuck me, man! That kid already spent all the money, man!
DeuceOfDiamonds@reddit
This is a private residence, man!
Dvd3r1n0@reddit
I want a fucking lawyer, man. I want Bill Kunstler
Pimpstik69@reddit
Or Ron Kuby
CrazyBowelsAndBraps@reddit
Or the Creedence.
weaponized_sasquatch@reddit
I know my rights man.
rutherfordcrazy@reddit
Road house
Maleficent-Detail-62@reddit
He draws a lot a of water in the beach community
WhatIsTheAmplitude@reddit
I’ve never seen the queen in her damned undies.
I_only_post_here@reddit
He draws a lot of water in this town
TransitionExciting60@reddit
I don’t like your jerk-off face
TheNJGM@reddit
I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.
weaponized_sasquatch@reddit
Ow! Fucking fascist!
KoA07@reddit
Stay out of Malibu, Lebowski!
Shoe1314@reddit
MaxKevinComedy@reddit
Sometimes there's a house, it fits right in there. And that's the ranch, in Malibu.
hisDudeness1989@reddit
Not on the rug man
Anthropomorphotic@reddit
I dig his style, Man. Got the whole cowboy thing going...
otherdave@reddit
What are you? A real estate agent now?
Vic_Vega_MrB@reddit
Did his house survive Governor Newscum's wild fire. I hope so. Even a well paid actor like Sam Elliott can't afford California prices to rebuild.
CCN1983@reddit
What would you have to do to be able to afford a house like that?
Big-Joe-Studd@reddit
He'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars
UnMonsieurTriste@reddit
How much to watch?
DeuceOfDiamonds@reddit
12 million
dhlthecobra@reddit
DeuceOfDiamonds@reddit
There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about 'em.
burlingtonhopper@reddit
I could get you a 12 million dollar house and a toe by 3pm.
cbro49@reddit
You want a ranch house? I can get you a ranch house by 3:00. With a barn
Vprbite@reddit
I just gotta find a cash machine
forged21@reddit
He draws a lot of water in this town, you don’t draw shit
DumboIsAHero@reddit
Look at that fuckin phony dude, pretending to be a cowboy. Let me tell you somethin else, I've seen a lotta ranchers dude. This guy's a fake, a fuckin Angelino, this guy can't ranch, I've never been more certain of anything in my fuckin life.
JesseGarron@reddit
Computerist, dude…
Roderto@reddit
The old man said to take any cowboy hat in the house.
Muhfuggajones@reddit
These rich fucks.
Thrice_Greaty_Great@reddit
I like his style dude…
Krispykid54@reddit
A fine day to you sir!
ErnieCuneo@reddit
I did a few recording sessions with Sam back in the day for some scripts I wrote (“Beef. It’s what’s for dinner”). He was always nice and a total pro.
duh_nom_yar@reddit
Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat!
CompetitiveHost7929@reddit
STAY OUT OF MY BEACH COMMUNITY
cw99x@reddit
For $12 million that better include a rug to tie the place together… and a pet marmot.
i_fix_snowblowers@reddit
I like his style.
rboller@reddit
Camel fuckers
WorldNintendo@reddit
Who's sitting on 12 million fucking dollars? Am I wrong?
iambarrelrider@reddit
Stay out of Malibu
TheModWhoShaggedMe@reddit
Not exactly a lightweight.
Rolarious80@reddit
The Sherrif of Malibu is a real reactionary
servey02@reddit
Think he’s got room for one more?
Remarkable_Major7710@reddit
Oh, you didn’t buy a $12 million ranch?
Ok-Adeptness3884@reddit
Definitely not neighbors with Jim Rockford at Paradise Cove
Electrical-Volume765@reddit
Nice quiet little beach town, I’m told.
Zarniwoooop@reddit
I’ll suck your cock for that ranch.
901Soccer@reddit
The Stranger tells us that he had to eject you from his garden party
D-Train0000@reddit
Jerkoff
DesperateMechanic305@reddit
Well, I’d rather pay Bunny 12.000 times for that money…
Kingkruti@reddit
I dig your style too. Got that whole cowboy thing going on.
Dvd3r1n0@reddit
I gotta check this with my accountant of course, but my concern is that, you know, it could bump me into a higher tax
Chikntendy@reddit
Oh, if you got the check already made out, that’s cool too.
dohboy420@reddit
I’m just gonna go find an ATM
pop-d0g@reddit
That's a good one.
SuperDuperSJW@reddit
I like your style, dude.
thebigdu@reddit
Completely unspoiled.
schokoplasma@reddit
Totally unspoiled
MoonlessPrairie@reddit
Not a lightweight
AltonBParker@reddit
A feller could stash a lot of sasparilla in a place like this.
SeaBag8211@reddit
I guess there's alot about Los Angeles he's come to understand.
Pragmatic_disciplin@reddit
What does he need that for?
Dvd3r1n0@reddit
This is quite a pad you got here, man. Completely unspoiled.
Grow_away_420@reddit
Keep your gold brickin ass out of his beach community
WorldNintendo@reddit
Shoosh
Dmiller360@reddit
Let me go find a cash machine.