This out of town lady with crazy red eyes just asked if I was a god. What should I tell her?

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Wabbit65@reddit

Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.

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thewilldog@reddit

I don't know about all that. All I wanna know is, where do these stairs go?

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Dear-Discussion2841@reddit

I am the Gatekeeper, are you the Key Master?

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StunningEmissions@reddit

Yes, have some!

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DelusionPandemic_@reddit

I am a firm believer that this is the single greatest line in cinematic history.

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kgruesch@reddit

Didn't Moranis ad-lib this?

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Hot-Clock6418@reddit

i say this a lot

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DelusionPandemic_@reddit

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XIENVYIX@reddit

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Gravy_Sommelier@reddit

You will all perish in flames!

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Aught_To@reddit

I think she is like a Ukrainian model or something like that. Just agree with her on things

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Lord-Curriculum@reddit

The OG is maybe... Olivia Wilde played Gozer in Afterlife. I don't think she is Ukrainian.

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Aught_To@reddit

Slavitza Jovan was born on 28 December 1954 in Yugoslavia

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scoff-law@reddit

She was the angry lingerie store clerk in Body Double

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cecil021@reddit

Nimble little minx, isn’t she?

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SirFlannel@reddit

"For you baby, I CAN be"

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ZakDahdger@reddit

Call me crazy but... Would

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Evan_802Vines@reddit

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Excellent-Price-9388@reddit

I have a sore throat. Which is the perfect time to talk like Zuul...

"Are you the cable installer?"

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Sodamyte@reddit

I couldnt help myself.. I tired to think of something harmless..

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Abidarthegreat@reddit

"What did you do, Rey?"

I quote this a ton.

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GravyPainter@reddit

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kalitarios@reddit

"how that cigarette stay there?" - me as a kid asking the tough questions

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Oaken_beard@reddit

I guarantee the film editor thought the same thing, and that’s why that take made the film.

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Excellent-Price-9388@reddit

Everyone smoked in the 80s. And everyone had their cigarettes hanging from their mouth the same way. All the time lol

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Eshin242@reddit

What just popped in there?

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SereneAdler33@reddit

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This guy

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Drpoofn@reddit

"I... I tried to think..."

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Eshin242@reddit

Nice thinkin', Ray.

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Drpoofn@reddit

Me too! One of my favorites of all time

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lolthai@reddit

Me too! It’s my top-used movie quote.

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Solid-Hedgehog9623@reddit

It can’t be! It can’t be!!

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anon1984@reddit

I'm sorry, Venkman. I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.

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OldJames47@reddit

What are “lies BYU couples tell their parents”?

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revan530@reddit

What just popped in there?

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lurkylurkeroo@reddit

I've been watching this on repeat with my 5 year old and 3 year old. Watched it again today in fact.

Weird.

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ContributionNo6042@reddit

YES!

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tutekoppen@reddit

When somebody asks you if you are a god….

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Skipper0463@reddit

You say YES!

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BehavioralSink@reddit

AIM FOR THE FLAT TOP!

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S_A_R_K@reddit

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this_knee@reddit

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adamempathy@reddit

Let's show this Prehistoric Bitch how we do things downtown

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irate_alien@reddit

It's against my programming to impersonate a deity

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queenofcaffeine76@reddit

this is the only acceptable answer

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cigarandcreamsoda@reddit

I think it’s just a box you check on your 1040ez these days.

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squirrelnamedsteve@reddit

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boggstown@reddit

We all are

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Expensive-Doctor8884@reddit

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spinners_888@reddit

Someone with your qualifications would have no trouble finding a top-flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries.

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NachoNachoDan@reddit

She sleeps above her covers

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relikter@reddit

Four feet above the covers.

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goater10@reddit

If she looked like Olivia Wilde, I’m going to commit heresy and say yes.

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BertTheChimneySweep@reddit

Wait until you hear about the twinkie.

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FrozenTire@reddit

Where do these stairs go?

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EBMille4@reddit

They go up!

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5WattBulb@reddit

When we get to 20, tell me, because I'm gonna throw up.

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peloquindmidian@reddit

I remember as a kid with a marshmallow and a cinder block, thinking, "that's not so bad really"

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Thatoneguyfrom1980@reddit

Ray, when an inter-dimensional being asks if you are a god, the answer is yes!!!!

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CaptPotter47@reddit

My scout troop is doing a Ghostbuster themed camporee this weekend. It includes a viewing of this classic.

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ryhoyarbie@reddit (OP)

Hope you guys eat some marshmallows.

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CaptPotter47@reddit

One of the event is melting a marshmallow man between to fires.

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Diligent-Resist8271@reddit

While I know the correct answer why did this pop into my head?

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Wapiti_whacker82@reddit

There is no God, only Zuul.

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SoloCongaLineChamp@reddit

Oh, Zully. You devil...

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kalitarios@reddit

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LeftHandStir@reddit

YES.

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ahawk99@reddit

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FruitMustache@reddit

"Old Zuulie, you nut, you!"

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_Internet_Hugs_@reddit

If someone asks if you're a god you say YES!

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kaest@reddit

Listen! Do you smell something?

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fattatgirl@reddit

You show that bitch how we do things downtown!!!

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bandit1206@reddit

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bandit1206@reddit

If someone asks if you’re a god, you say yes!

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Epicardiectomist@reddit

what the fuck....

I am literally watching Ghostbusters as I type this. I have it running in the background while I work.

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AbbreviationsBorn276@reddit

Im sorry but that is not the correct answer!

Then ….. die!!!!!!

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Epicardiectomist@reddit

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Pleasant-Reading3634@reddit

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-LeoKnowz-@reddit

You say YES!

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Xdaz1019@reddit

When someone asks you if you’re a god you say yes

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Grinagh@reddit

You'll know when I'm inside you

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jikt@reddit

"Only in bed". Then wink at her.

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ryhoyarbie@reddit (OP)

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Greyburm@reddit

Whenever I am explaining a procedure at work, I almost involuntarily end it with.

"The light is green, the trap is clean."

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Alaska_Pipeliner@reddit

I'm the god of deez!

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ryhoyarbie@reddit (OP)

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ONROSREPUS@reddit

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ryhoyarbie@reddit (OP)

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Pineapple-Due@reddit

We got the tools, we got the talent!

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ryhoyarbie@reddit (OP)

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Pitiful_Ad2397@reddit

Yes. You say yes.

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jugdeesh@reddit

Aim for the flat top!

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tearlock@reddit

Tell "Yes, and you've been a very naughty boy!"

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OR

"I am the God of Fuck! Now kneel, and pay your respects!"

Either way, hard flex before being vaporized into subatomic bits.

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bfume@reddit

I’d say “no” but I’d answer like I was asking a question.

Noo?