gourmet beetocados and burrito with italian dressing

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ItsMattTonight@reddit

Looks like a used 'jam rag' with some stones

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qmong@reddit

I really want to make a joke about color theory

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Not sure about the burrito but the pickled beet stuffed avocado looks delicious! I used to make a big batch of pickled eggs and would add a can of pickled beets to it. They were so delicious and beautiful when cut in half.

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lskerlkse@reddit (OP)

you're speaking my language. have you ever roasted beets? mother of God, so good

also, i usually don't like burritos, but my wife got me these ones I think from aldi- cilantro lime chicken

pic of the burrito box

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nhgardenart25@reddit

I grow beets every year and I love them slow roasted!

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disappr0val@reddit

r/mexicanfoodgore

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cptbil@reddit

You could have made it look like some crazy green eggs & ham, but you chose a burrito.

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lskerlkse@reddit (OP)

yucky, I don't like ham and eggs

it's like eating skin and is a texture nightmare

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kleptillion@reddit

Why do you have two avocado halves both with the pit?

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lskerlkse@reddit (OP)

Those are pickled beets

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kleptillion@reddit

I’m dumb lmao. For some reason (poor reading comprehension) I thought the beets were in the burrito

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cptbil@reddit

No, they beet the avocado

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TheCheddarHole@reddit

No, i think they're in the apricot-dough.

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Wonderful_Piano_3853@reddit

Thank god. I thought you just sprinkled the liquid on as a weird condiment. This is somehow less offensive to me

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lskerlkse@reddit (OP)

Ew like the boiled beet juice just splattered around? I like to drink that with ice cubes

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IceBoxt@reddit

You’re a beast because I would legitimately rather fight a stranger than eat canned beets willingly.

And I am not a fighter.

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NoConfection1129@reddit

Surprise, it’s beet

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d0ttyq@reddit

I don’t know why I just laughed so hard at this.

Thank you.

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Ancient-Anything-212@reddit

You ok?

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lskerlkse@reddit (OP)

beetocados are all the rage

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Money-Banana-8674@reddit

I can get down with the beetcados but Italian dressing on a burrito is a bridge too far I tell you

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cptbil@reddit

I'd try it.

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Jaytrox7893@reddit

Hes not ok

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Xfuck1tX@reddit

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Past-North-4131@reddit

Lol 😂

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Bonny-Mcmurray@reddit

I once sneezed while my nose was bleeding. My bathroom looked a lot like this plate.

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Magges87@reddit

🤣🤣🤣

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Square_Barracuda_69@reddit

OP was executed for making this, thats why theres so much "beet juice"

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babypho3nix@reddit

You know what? I love avocados. I love beets. I often put them into salads together. This sounds and looks delicious.

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brownmouthwash@reddit

Beetocados sound amazing tbh

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Lazy_Entertainer1764@reddit

not gonna lie, beetocados sounds kinda wild but also lowkey genius? and the burrito with italian dressing is def a vibe, like who knew tangy could be the new salsa lol. what inspired this combo?

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NonSupportiveCup@reddit

I don't know which particular ones, but you have committed crimes here.

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lskerlkse@reddit (OP)

anyone looking at a pitless avocado and thinking that beets don't belong there is the real crime

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dilletaunty@reddit

Do you have to use a knife to cut them? Do you just eat them like a deviled egg?

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lskerlkse@reddit (OP)

i just pressed my fork downward, like in this orientation =-- down the flesh of the beetocado

no knife needed

i wouldn't have eaten it with my hands because the dressing/beet juice would've leaked down to my wrists and maybe elbow

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dilletaunty@reddit

Oh so really soft pickled beets then ok. Please puree the beet and add some lime and chili sauce to make deviled beetcado’s

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lskerlkse@reddit (OP)

that sounds really good paired with a glass of ice cold water

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NonSupportiveCup@reddit

I'll be straight with you. I'd eat all these things. Even beet juice from the pickled beets jar. Even agree with you on the aldis Tuscan Garden Italian.

Not like this. Not all together. This is an unholy union.

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lskerlkse@reddit (OP)

can you maybe try it

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MarsScully@reddit

Offended the Mexicans, the Italians and the Eastern Europeans all at once. Impressive

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SaltySallymander@reddit

What's in the burrito? I'm trying to taste it with my brain

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berrey7@reddit

It looks like a melted Little Debbie's Strawberry Shortcake roll

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lskerlkse@reddit (OP)

Pic of burrito box

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FilmGood8168@reddit

Before I wake up with a hangover, I dream about exactly this.

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lskerlkse@reddit (OP)

beets take the edge off

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SerAstynTheScurge@reddit

Right to jail

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skedeebs@reddit

Heinous

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fabulousmarco@reddit

Am from Italy. What the fuck is Italian dressing? It looks like cum

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lskerlkse@reddit (OP)

So, there is a popular salad dressing here and it's called Italian dressing

It's basically just oil and vinegar with some herbs/spices

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fabulousmarco@reddit

There's cheese in a salad (I assume) dressing? You guys are so weird

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Weird_Yam6398@reddit

So you looked at this picture and determined that the dressing was the most disturbing part?

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fabulousmarco@reddit

No it's just the part that piqued my interest. I'm already used to the eldritch abominations posted in this sub

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Mohander@reddit

Once again you should have to post yourself eating it because this is just random shit thrown onto a plate

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lskerlkse@reddit (OP)

I have more of all of these ingredients, so I will send you a private message with a video of me eating it next time I'm due for nutrition during daylight hours, which may be as soon as tomorrow. $20 though

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GuestNo3886@reddit

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Sibys@reddit

This is, frankly, inspirational.

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lskerlkse@reddit (OP)

thanks chef

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cszolee79@reddit

shitty food on a shitty paper plate, good job!

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radiationkills@reddit

What the fuck is a beetocado

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arkadiansun@reddit

Attractive mix of colors.

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Stickz99@reddit

i have no pit and i must beet

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EitherChain7966@reddit

gourmet beetocados sounds like a fancy way to say “I ran out of bread” lol but I’m intrigued… italian dressing on a burrito tho? that’s a bold choice, can’t say I’m mad at it fr

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cmende36@reddit

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guilty_bystander@reddit

Dear god

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Substantial-Bath-145@reddit

This is just a cry for help

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DoubleDee_YT@reddit

Sounds good rn ngl

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a_shootin_star@reddit

the paper plate is so there is no evidence left behind

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mr_jugz@reddit

go back to hell OP

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YumyRiceball@reddit

So whats the rating of this? The taste?

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lskerlkse@reddit (OP)

the beets, avocado, and Italian dressing came out of the fridge

so those are cold in temperature

the burrito was microwaved for just shy of 2 minutes and flipped halfway

the cold/hot contrast temperature wise was nice

the gentle creaminess of the avocado against the slick-textured, acidic pickled beet in between bites of the cilantro lime chicken burrito was pleasant

the Italian dressing simply acted as the liaison between these things

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strumthebuilding@reddit

This offends me.

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xiipaoc@reddit

I am... very confused. WTF is going here? There's a picture with, like, regular food. Avocado, vegetables, burrito, sauce. Normal food. And everyone in the comments is somehow acting like this is a crime against humanity? For regular-ass normal food? What is going on here?

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lskerlkse@reddit (OP)

it isn't just any Italian dressing, it's the aldi version of Olive Garden's, which is called Tuscan Garden

It is very good. I usually don't care for Italian dressing, but this one is worth considering

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No-Proof7839@reddit

I like that you keep your upset tummy medicine in the fridge c:

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lskerlkse@reddit (OP)

do people not refrigerate that?

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