gourmet beetocados and burrito with italian dressing
Posted by lskerlkse@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 91 comments
Posted by lskerlkse@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 91 comments
ItsMattTonight@reddit
Looks like a used 'jam rag' with some stones
FergaliShawarma@reddit
What’s even happening
lskerlkse@reddit (OP)
qmong@reddit
I really want to make a joke about color theory
nhgardenart25@reddit
Not sure about the burrito but the pickled beet stuffed avocado looks delicious! I used to make a big batch of pickled eggs and would add a can of pickled beets to it. They were so delicious and beautiful when cut in half.
lskerlkse@reddit (OP)
you're speaking my language. have you ever roasted beets? mother of God, so good
also, i usually don't like burritos, but my wife got me these ones I think from aldi- cilantro lime chicken
pic of the burrito box
nhgardenart25@reddit
I grow beets every year and I love them slow roasted!
disappr0val@reddit
r/mexicanfoodgore
cptbil@reddit
You could have made it look like some crazy green eggs & ham, but you chose a burrito.
lskerlkse@reddit (OP)
yucky, I don't like ham and eggs
it's like eating skin and is a texture nightmare
kleptillion@reddit
Why do you have two avocado halves both with the pit?
lskerlkse@reddit (OP)
Those are pickled beets
kleptillion@reddit
I’m dumb lmao. For some reason (poor reading comprehension) I thought the beets were in the burrito
cptbil@reddit
No, they beet the avocado
TheCheddarHole@reddit
No, i think they're in the apricot-dough.
Wonderful_Piano_3853@reddit
Thank god. I thought you just sprinkled the liquid on as a weird condiment. This is somehow less offensive to me
lskerlkse@reddit (OP)
Ew like the boiled beet juice just splattered around? I like to drink that with ice cubes
IceBoxt@reddit
You’re a beast because I would legitimately rather fight a stranger than eat canned beets willingly.
And I am not a fighter.
NoConfection1129@reddit
Surprise, it’s beet
d0ttyq@reddit
I don’t know why I just laughed so hard at this.
Thank you.
Ancient-Anything-212@reddit
You ok?
lskerlkse@reddit (OP)
beetocados are all the rage
Money-Banana-8674@reddit
I can get down with the beetcados but Italian dressing on a burrito is a bridge too far I tell you
cptbil@reddit
I'd try it.
Jaytrox7893@reddit
Hes not ok
Xfuck1tX@reddit
Past-North-4131@reddit
Lol 😂
Bonny-Mcmurray@reddit
I once sneezed while my nose was bleeding. My bathroom looked a lot like this plate.
Magges87@reddit
🤣🤣🤣
Square_Barracuda_69@reddit
OP was executed for making this, thats why theres so much "beet juice"
babypho3nix@reddit
You know what? I love avocados. I love beets. I often put them into salads together. This sounds and looks delicious.
brownmouthwash@reddit
Beetocados sound amazing tbh
Lazy_Entertainer1764@reddit
not gonna lie, beetocados sounds kinda wild but also lowkey genius? and the burrito with italian dressing is def a vibe, like who knew tangy could be the new salsa lol. what inspired this combo?
NonSupportiveCup@reddit
I don't know which particular ones, but you have committed crimes here.
lskerlkse@reddit (OP)
anyone looking at a pitless avocado and thinking that beets don't belong there is the real crime
dilletaunty@reddit
Do you have to use a knife to cut them? Do you just eat them like a deviled egg?
lskerlkse@reddit (OP)
i just pressed my fork downward, like in this orientation =-- down the flesh of the beetocado
no knife needed
i wouldn't have eaten it with my hands because the dressing/beet juice would've leaked down to my wrists and maybe elbow
dilletaunty@reddit
Oh so really soft pickled beets then ok. Please puree the beet and add some lime and chili sauce to make deviled beetcado’s
lskerlkse@reddit (OP)
that sounds really good paired with a glass of ice cold water
NonSupportiveCup@reddit
I'll be straight with you. I'd eat all these things. Even beet juice from the pickled beets jar. Even agree with you on the aldis Tuscan Garden Italian.
Not like this. Not all together. This is an unholy union.
lskerlkse@reddit (OP)
can you maybe try it
MarsScully@reddit
Offended the Mexicans, the Italians and the Eastern Europeans all at once. Impressive
SaltySallymander@reddit
What's in the burrito? I'm trying to taste it with my brain
berrey7@reddit
It looks like a melted Little Debbie's Strawberry Shortcake roll
lskerlkse@reddit (OP)
Pic of burrito box
FilmGood8168@reddit
Before I wake up with a hangover, I dream about exactly this.
lskerlkse@reddit (OP)
beets take the edge off
SerAstynTheScurge@reddit
Right to jail
skedeebs@reddit
Heinous
fabulousmarco@reddit
Am from Italy. What the fuck is Italian dressing? It looks like cum
lskerlkse@reddit (OP)
So, there is a popular salad dressing here and it's called Italian dressing
It's basically just oil and vinegar with some herbs/spices
fabulousmarco@reddit
There's cheese in a salad (I assume) dressing? You guys are so weird
Weird_Yam6398@reddit
So you looked at this picture and determined that the dressing was the most disturbing part?
fabulousmarco@reddit
No it's just the part that piqued my interest. I'm already used to the eldritch abominations posted in this sub
Mohander@reddit
Once again you should have to post yourself eating it because this is just random shit thrown onto a plate
lskerlkse@reddit (OP)
I have more of all of these ingredients, so I will send you a private message with a video of me eating it next time I'm due for nutrition during daylight hours, which may be as soon as tomorrow. $20 though
GuestNo3886@reddit
Sibys@reddit
This is, frankly, inspirational.
lskerlkse@reddit (OP)
thanks chef
cszolee79@reddit
shitty food on a shitty paper plate, good job!
radiationkills@reddit
What the fuck is a beetocado
arkadiansun@reddit
Attractive mix of colors.
Stickz99@reddit
i have no pit and i must beet
EitherChain7966@reddit
gourmet beetocados sounds like a fancy way to say “I ran out of bread” lol but I’m intrigued… italian dressing on a burrito tho? that’s a bold choice, can’t say I’m mad at it fr
cmende36@reddit
guilty_bystander@reddit
Dear god
Substantial-Bath-145@reddit
This is just a cry for help
DoubleDee_YT@reddit
Sounds good rn ngl
a_shootin_star@reddit
the paper plate is so there is no evidence left behind
mr_jugz@reddit
go back to hell OP
YumyRiceball@reddit
So whats the rating of this? The taste?
lskerlkse@reddit (OP)
the beets, avocado, and Italian dressing came out of the fridge
so those are cold in temperature
the burrito was microwaved for just shy of 2 minutes and flipped halfway
the cold/hot contrast temperature wise was nice
the gentle creaminess of the avocado against the slick-textured, acidic pickled beet in between bites of the cilantro lime chicken burrito was pleasant
the Italian dressing simply acted as the liaison between these things
strumthebuilding@reddit
This offends me.
xiipaoc@reddit
I am... very confused. WTF is going here? There's a picture with, like, regular food. Avocado, vegetables, burrito, sauce. Normal food. And everyone in the comments is somehow acting like this is a crime against humanity? For regular-ass normal food? What is going on here?
wonkotsane42@reddit
You can't do that
LeSkootch@reddit
This looks like what someone would make if they were told to make an interpretation of a war crime with food.
spiritboy12345678910@reddit
Oh
TallTelevision4121@reddit
That's not shittyfoodporn, that's just shit
No-Proof7839@reddit
Without the Italian dressing I'm in
lskerlkse@reddit (OP)
it isn't just any Italian dressing, it's the aldi version of Olive Garden's, which is called Tuscan Garden
It is very good. I usually don't care for Italian dressing, but this one is worth considering
No-Proof7839@reddit
I like that you keep your upset tummy medicine in the fridge c:
lskerlkse@reddit (OP)
do people not refrigerate that?
No-Proof7839@reddit
...You've convinced me. Lemme get a piece of this disaster
Jeramy_Jones@reddit
Sounds like an AI generated recipe for Mexican and Russian fusion.
Temporary-Banana4232@reddit
Nice plating. 7/10
JustasIthoughtTRASH@reddit
My jaw actually dropped when this came across my homepage
heelaburd@reddit
You and I have different definitions of “gourmet “
OversizedMicropenis@reddit
How high are you brotha?
MaoTseTrump@reddit
Difficult_Price7132@reddit
Can you go ahead and block me, thanks
Tomavogic@reddit
... i can't feel my stomach