Sweaty pepperoni and ranch sandwich
Posted by boothakr@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 120 comments
Posted by boothakr@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 120 comments
MightyTick01@reddit
I get it, though. First apartment, first time having to buy your own food. We've been there!
FaceMcShootie@reddit
Get them dogs on a leash. And maybe a muzzle.
Yanele@reddit
r/accidentaldogs
ThatGuyFrom720@reddit
Straight up flexing on us.
JLVisualArts@reddit
I am appalled. Two controllers in the same picture and the lighter tells me everything I need to know about you.
ThriftyMegaMan@reddit
This person 100% has greasy controllers.
themcryt@reddit
Sandwiches were invented to keep your hands cleaner while playing games.
OversizedMicropenis@reddit
ZombieJoker@reddit
You eat sandwiches with your hands?
OversizedMicropenis@reddit
Me personally? I like to get some motion going in my man titties and then give the sammie the ole one-two til its down my gullet
chil1984@reddit
Ah the Toucan Sam
Jeramy_Jones@reddit
Accurate. If OP was out of bread they’d be laying out a charcuterie on that dusty vinyl.
TwilightZoneMara@reddit
Looks like real leather tbh.
Yoyochillout@reddit
Exactly u/OversizedMicropenis
Jeramy_Jones@reddit
Accurate. If OP was out of bread they’d be laying out a charcuterie on that dusty vinyl.
Left-Construction921@reddit
dude literally look at the purple joycon
QueezyF@reddit
That thing is glistening
theangryjanitorOG@reddit
And a sweaty pepperoni
Potential-Diver-3409@reddit
He plays games and smokes weed?
JLVisualArts@reddit
Same brother.
xUmphLove@reddit
I too am appalled. From your post history of Pokémon and porn, I think I know everything i need to know about you as well.
JLVisualArts@reddit
I yam what I yam 🤷🏻♂️
parrmorgan@reddit
boothakr@reddit (OP)
I like candles and zelda.
JLVisualArts@reddit
jerxbear229@reddit
mamaburra@reddit
Just ew.
kawiz03@reddit
Free dog pics? In this economy?
BlackerDoom@reddit
Why is the mayo in Hebrew?!
thezaxattack12@reddit
What the heck is happening
Duality-OfMan@reddit
Bros entire reddit is dedicated to this sub I know your toilet hates to see you comin
Tinnituseyes555@reddit
Could you use some cheese.
Varvat0s@reddit
Probably in between them toes
IdentityCrisis87@reddit
Who let the dogs out!! Throw a slice of American cheese on there ::chefs kiss::!
Honeysenpaiharuchan@reddit
You want him to put the cheese on his feet?
IdentityCrisis87@reddit
AyNullLeakage@reddit
Did you just make that ranch yourself?
Makani112@reddit
Them feets is fucked foo
VicariousOne1199@reddit
Bro is high as balls
Wubwubbutler@reddit
I’ll pay extra for the toes.
DrvnkenTuna@reddit
I think you should eat right off the ottoman from here on out OP
TorikoHeartbreak@reddit
I know it smell crazy in that room
crafty_and_kind@reddit
… what mysterious message has been written for is in mayonnaise 🤔?
AnEccentricWriter@reddit
Whatcha playing?
lilbuhmp@reddit
r/sneakybackgroundfeet
TheGrandExquisitor@reddit
Sweaty Pepperoni was my stripper name back in the day.
cherrixblossom@reddit
sweaty roni sandwich rawdogging the ottoman and dem tootsies on display for free? 🥀
Nervous-Bench8090@reddit
What's wrong with your foot?
Ok_Interview7311@reddit
I feel like the ranch is trying to send a message for help
catmanten@reddit
r/feetpics
RoundSherbert7006@reddit
Fuck the controllers bro, what happened to your feet?!
awayanywayaway@reddit
Big skidmark energy
Sea_Manufacturer7911@reddit
Giving out feet pics for free?
TransportationOk3086@reddit
Potential-Diver-3409@reddit
Why ye joycons got a diaper
BobPlaysWithFire@reddit
Why is this sub showing me so many goated sandwiches when I CANT EAT SOLID FOOD
this is so unfair
Piccadil_io@reddit
There is nothing good about this image
BobPlaysWithFire@reddit
OH WAIT THAT'S RANCH I THOUGHT IT WAS MAYO 😔 I CAN'T READ😭
Piccadil_io@reddit
Just seen your post history, OP. Is it a cry for help or just attention?!
Piccadil_io@reddit
This is one of the worst photos I’ve ever seen
Piccadil_io@reddit
Why? Why the fucking feet? Why? Crop the image.
OversizedMicropenis@reddit
Rawdogging it on the ottoman is a choice. Nice feetses
ExtraBreadPls@reddit
And you just know they put their feet up there as well.
AmbitiousButRubbishh@reddit
And a human foot products roughly 1/2 pint sweat per day 🤢
Is indeed shitty and OP is getting an angry up quote lol
Hollowbody57@reddit
Why did you have to tell me that fact after a walk of shame and I'm rocking sneakers with no socks at work all day?
2580374@reddit
OP sharing the piggies for free
CaptScoobertDoobert@reddit
And here I thought only JD Vance rawdogged ottomans
boothakr@reddit (OP)
https://www.reddit.com/r/SneakyBackgroundFeet/
Critical-Chemist-860@reddit
Thats certainly one way to link a sub..
the1stmeddlingmage@reddit
I wonder if that’ll work in r/mildlyinfuriating where they ban reddit links 🤔
themcryt@reddit
Omg I did not notice the lack of a plate, now I'm offended.
PressureItchy9372@reddit
hold on a sec. I'm gonna switch over to grindr for a sec and change my handle to 'Sweaty Pepperoni'
PunchingYourSalad@reddit
This whole post is just ragebait and clearly people fell for it 😂
BobbyBrackins@reddit
If this sandwich was made and plated in my home, I’d eat it no problem.
However coming from yours, I wouldn’t touch it with a stick.
oshkushbegush@reddit
As a ranch enjoyer. Get that lighthouse ranch my dude
oshkushbegush@reddit
Litehouse*
queenlizbef@reddit
Not much here makes me gag but gross feet, ranch, and sweaty all at once did it
KageXOni87@reddit
Rude
SR995@reddit
I think the ranch is crying for help
Cholinergia@reddit
mmm…redditor feet 🤤
^/s
spriteunited@reddit
show toes coward
skateboread@reddit
i would fuck this UPPPP
Devilsgospel1@reddit
Broo, you really posting those high arches for free?!?! Get a pedicure and make some money on OF. No longer will you be eating sweaty pepperoni.
the_rare_bear@reddit
What’s up with everyone baiting comments with their feet? It’s unoriginal
RedditsDeadlySin@reddit
Bong just out of camera?
destinyeeeee@reddit
I can tell you're excited about it with the way you're flexing the piggies
earfeater13@reddit
Mmhmm. Got that toe curlin action goin on
Shot-Consequence8363@reddit
The fucks up with the feet man
Avon_Barksdale63@reddit
Maybe he’s autistic or something. Can’t regulate his nervous system.
Shot-Consequence8363@reddit
Maybe. That looks like it takes practice
Avon_Barksdale63@reddit
Landon_Hughes@reddit
I don’t know how yall like hidden valley ranch
It tastes so acidic and artificial
DjasonWaterfalls@reddit
I’m an atheist and I prayed for you.
Thisfuggenguy@reddit
GravyPainter@reddit
Yo. Toss a little pickle juice on your bread and you got yourself a gourmet sandwich
MarshMllow420@reddit
Can literally see the grease on the controllers, god i hate ppl like this, like you already know he ain't washing his hands after he shit neither and everything you touch in the place is gonna feel slightly moist from the lack of hygiene taking place 🤮
Jeramy_Jones@reddit
Directly on a footstool???
Elderberry371@reddit
I got the same big ahh pepperoni too I took a hamburger bun put spaghetti sauce the Roni and mozza stuck in in the air fryer and…🙌❤️🔥😶🌫️
templeofsyrinx1@reddit
bro is struggling 😆
to_annihilate@reddit
Plate. Or at minimum, a paper towel?
Kitchen_Ad6227@reddit
Were you cumming when you took this pic?
judah249@reddit
While your feet throw up gang signs is a choice
Canadian_Z@reddit
Been there, done that.
Poppunknerd182@reddit
As sad as this photo is, the saddest part is the Hidden Valley.
Please buy real ranch.
Deep_Method_820@reddit
And the dawgs for free?
MadamVoid@reddit
Do you not have plates or aluminum foil?? Paper towel? What are we doing here putting food on naked furniture
No_Squirrel4806@reddit
Is the ranch supposed to spell something?
2930apple@reddit
The sandwich directly on the ottoman 🤮
anonypony1@reddit
I can smell your room
BozBozBoz09@reddit
I ate pepperoni and mayo sandwiches everyday for years while in grade school.
Lawlzstomp@reddit
The ranch dressing is speaking Hebrew to me.
ElLoboNeverDies@reddit
OP hit that pookie thats why he's sweating for this
lucidbluedreamin@reddit
Everything in this photo validates this pepperoni/ranch bread sandwich… the curled toesies out of sheer excitement, the two controllers, and a las, the meal you’ve so delightfully prepared on a bare ottoman. I don’t find anything shocking judging by your comfort level of living like a lonely gamer lmaooo
Electronic_House2272@reddit
that pepperonis are HUGE
Embarrassed_69_@reddit
Dude ur toes😭😭
MonkeySling@reddit
At least throw some cheese in that and hit it in the oven for a couple minutes
Citeh@reddit
Unsettling composition of everything in this image
dingodoggobingobongo@reddit
Judging from those curled toes it may not be ranch on that meat...
Sea_Recover3486@reddit
Literal meat sweats 🥵 I don’t hate it OP, enjoy!
failtuna@reddit
Good choice keeping the bottle nearby, sandwiches like this sometimes need a bit extra after a few bites.