Does this count?
Posted by secret_poster_@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 28 comments
Posted by secret_poster_@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 28 comments
Fun_Environment3792@reddit
Is that a bed of poison ivy?
TemperatureSudden254@reddit
That’s spinach was cooked in an overheated argument.🎉
lechatsage@reddit
Can't answer until you tell us what it is. It's very pale...
secret_poster_@reddit (OP)
Chicken patty with cheese and mustard on a bed of spinach
lechatsage@reddit
Well, then, it qualifies as reasonably nutritious and filling. Y'got yer greens there, and yer protein. A little pale and wan, but if you like it...
mAmsSsSS@reddit
What even is “this “
PocketRice3@reddit
Chicken patty & worms
mailslot@reddit
Ham-less inside-out chicken cordon bleu with mustard bukkake?
mAmsSsSS@reddit
Mustard bukakke sounds about right
Glittering_Diva8963@reddit
I was about to say those look like some big ass maggots
StevesRoomate@reddit
The spinach is looking just a bit wilted
Suttercane_Rules@reddit
Elementary school science fair runner up lmao
Key_Carpenter960@reddit
I'm thinking chicken patty, melted cheese and some type of aioli over spinach.
secret_poster_@reddit (OP)
Exactly right, but it’s mustard
QuantumAttic@reddit
Dijon = classy. Yellow = not.
Kimba76@reddit
I had to scroll in. I thought that had maggots
Mobile_Aioli_6252@reddit
Waiter! Waiter! There are snails on my wife's plate!
blu3m00n1991@reddit
I thought those were maggots. 🤢
dieek@reddit
Never thought I'd try playing the game "is it mustard or worms"
cityshepherd@reddit
Honestly this is one of my least favorite games and I’d rather not have to play again
ACcbe1986@reddit
"Grandpa, can we just throw rocks at eachother instead? Like you did back when you were a kid."
MadamVoid@reddit
Yes, it does. It does my friend
Mammoth_Spend_5590@reddit
This is exactly how I make my carbonara
mrcoolangelo@reddit
Count as what, gross?
Fantastic_Pie5655@reddit
Mmmm, mus turds
Past-North-4131@reddit
Maggots Mustard. World famous I hear
EmergencyGrocery3238@reddit
Apart from worms and popped pimples - why is spinach so... sad?
WJSpade@reddit
This definitely counts.
Looks like something from Dr. pimple popper.