If i were to leave a toilet bowl somewhere public in every state in the USA, in which state would someone drop a log in it first?

Posted by Zestyclose-County645@reddit | AskAnAmerican | View on Reddit | 18 comments

Would it be New Jersey?

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Extension-Respond289@reddit

def gonna be somewhere with a lotta tourists, like Vegas or Florida, like they see it and just gotta try it, ya know? lol

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YonderPricyCallipers@reddit

Dude. My one and only experience with New Jersey involves a huge deuce in the trash can in a gas station bathroom. Flies buzzing on it and everything.

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Zestyclose-County645@reddit (OP)

I hear both stories from new jersey. Some say its got beautiful forests and peaceful suburban towns a bus ride fro NYC, and then others talk about the toxic waste and your story is hardly unique, even to a european like me. So NJ is a pretty polarized place, huh?

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YonderPricyCallipers@reddit

I honestly know very little about New Jersey. I did have a friend who lived grew up there and he got married and settled down in a nice suburban neighborhood in New Jersey and it seems pretty nice. But my only experience... I was driving from Boston to New York City (about a 5 hour drive), and I had to pee REALLY BADLY. So bad, it was urgent, I was desperate. So I pulled over at this gas station right before the bridge that brings you from New Jersey to New York City, and asked for the key. It was a horrible, filthy, disgusting bathroom, with aforementioned turd in the wastebasket.

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Zestyclose-County645@reddit (OP)

got to live somewhere i guess

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