Coffee that whitens your teeth

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I want tea to do that as well.

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It definitely should

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Ozemptea 😂

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Yeah, put it righ next to the sugar that makes you thin and the alcohol that makes you smart.

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Please!

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That's the kind of thinking we need!

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When your dentist states:

“You must go to Starbucks sixteen times a day” (whilst she’s cleaning), you have a tartar problem….

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Flat white

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Excellent idea. Let’s call it white coffee.

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If this exists dentists are either celebrating or preparing for war.

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Do you still swallow the extra chemicals or spit them out

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do you usually spit out your coffee?

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Ahh swallow the extra- 💀

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My mind goes to a hot frothing cup of bleach.

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i feel like that’s more al