What pop culture quotes do you say from your younger days that most people wouldn't recognize?

Maintain low tones! and Your cone is too young! are my others. Honestly, I think watching this on repeat affected me pretty hard as a kid. Especially considering my maternal side is French.

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lastcallpaul11@reddit

Whenever I hear that song i picture Beldar singing

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NachoNachoDan@reddit

Man I never seen a chick take down a sandwich like that before

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JonnyQuest1981@reddit

We don’t eat barbecue at my house. We enjoy charred mammal flesh.

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1998no3@reddit

When the lights come on I say “Bright light !!! Bright light!!! Absolutely NO ONE gets it.

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headshotdoublekill@reddit

I use this frequently and not even the people my age get it

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jahmill@reddit

Yeah, I don't have many in my circle who remember this either

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Spiritual-Promise402@reddit

Those aren't mans hands.... theeeeese are hands

https://i.redd.it/cro94cshwqvg1.gif

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Whore-a-bullTroll@reddit

I'm so glad someone else says this, lol! I say it all the time

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bansheeonthemoor42@reddit

I use this one all the time and people never get it.

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Accurate-Ad-8796@reddit

Do you have any rubber walrus protectors?

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DocDeath78@reddit

No one seems to like when I mention my old pal Stinky Whizzleteats, or when I attempt to teach their Grandmother to suck eggs.

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QueenSqueee42@reddit

🎵It's lo-og, it's lo-og, it's neat, it's friendly, it's wood!"🎶

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jugdeesh@reddit

I told you I’d shoot, but you didn’t believe me,

WHHHYYY didn’t you believe me !

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the_D1CKENS@reddit

I've said that so much over the years that I'd forgotten what I was worrying until this very instant

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Popculture-VIP@reddit

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

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hedwaterboy@reddit

Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

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Cornflakes440@reddit

She likes to do it in uncomfortable places. What like the back of a Volkswagen?

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Lil_Elf81@reddit

“We're living in a society! We're supposed to act in a civilized way!”

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rarepinkhippo@reddit

I think I say “we’re living in a society!!” to myself almost literally every time I am in a grocery store, where people lose their minds for some reason.

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AfternoonNo6827@reddit

I don’t recognize a single quote OP mentioned, but I drop “these pretzels are making me thirsty” on the reg.

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Least-Quail216@reddit

See above for my quote: "I WAS IN THE POOL!"

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NachoNachoDan@reddit

Yeah didn’t get a single one of OPs quotes. Maybe they are Australian or something.

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testmonkeyalpha@reddit (OP)

American, I just chose the most obscure quotes I say once in a while.

Listerine commercial, Maverick (Mel Gibson movie), a recurring ad that ran in Electronic Gaming Monthly, Indiana Jones and the last crusade.

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iamnotmia@reddit

My hubs and I taught our kids this one. They love saying it too 😂

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testmonkeyalpha@reddit (OP)

Does the scene contain 4 friends discussing acting?

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Fairymask@reddit

Ray, ray, you’re chanting. Satan is good, Satan is my pal.”

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larryb78@reddit

How many assholes have we got on this ship anyhow?

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Romulan-Jedi@reddit

Hi, Supernintendo Chalmers, I'm learnding.

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WereFlyingOverTrout@reddit

Don’t make me run I’m full of chocolate

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JonnyQuest1981@reddit

Ms. Hoover? I ate my worm. Can I have another?

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mcbainicus@reddit

And this paddle ball game.. and this chair.. and the dog.. (Whenever I'm gathering a bunch of things, especially when packing)

Buncha savages in this town! (Anywhere really)

Why are you always preparing? You're always preparing! (When someone is stalling)

This place is dead anyway! (When the place is, in fact, dead anyway)

And some funyons Or And some Skittles! (Depending on the mood of the request. Different films)

It's in that place where I put that thing that time (When someone is looking for something)

They've gone to plaid! (When someone is being ludicrous)

Where does he get those wonderful toys? (When someone has the right tool for the job)

No stairway? Denied!

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lost_horizons@reddit

"hokay" and "but I'm le tired!" (that second one I say in my head more than outloud).

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knittinghobbit@reddit

I reference that as well as other internet stuff from the same era.

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knittinghobbit@reddit

Also “badger badger” and anything from Homestar Runner. I often quote the Teen Girl Squad.

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laffingriver@reddit

george bush doesnt like black people.

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Own-Economy6208@reddit

Fool me once, shame on… you. Fool me twice… you can’t get fooled again

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MyNEWthrowaway031789@reddit

George bush does not like wet people.

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Aol_awaymessage@reddit

Whenever my wife rides a bicycle (rare)

“Hi Wayne!!” (Crash)

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Aol_awaymessage@reddit

I’ve got a belly full of white dog crap, and now you lay this shit on me?

Pretty much any Stepbrothers quotes. I could fill a page

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flying_ivy@reddit

If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.

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StuffIDid@reddit

Congratulations on all your success… and by the way you smell terrific!

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Apprehensive_Hat8986@reddit

God damn-it Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a pool-boy!

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Calavin@reddit

"Kinda hot in these rhinos", and, "Waaaaarm", and really anything from that movie.

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This-Fun1714@reddit

Safe at home plate in the barbecue sauce

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altAftrAltAftrAftr@reddit

TLDR: it's probably too long and you might be happier in the end if you don't bother reading.

I know I'm different than lots of others in some ways. Repeated psychological assessments confirm that!

Pop culture quotes rub me the wrong way. I get the appeal. It's generally a shorthand for sharing something you enjoy in the hope someone else will acknowledge your coded reference to that media moment. Their acknowledgement shows appreciation for your deep knowledge & perspective in reacting to the given circumstance in an unpredictable yet familiar was. Good stuff, good connection with like-minded others, good taking advantage of shared experience.

What gets me bristling is that it relies on in-group establishment to be more than self-satisfying. I'm somewhat prideful of some of my out-group characteristics. It feels like in-grouping inherently excludes & marginalizes the others.

I do enjoy, even if I have lots of challenges with, idiomatic language. It can play with expectations in fun ways. I'm also curious enough to explore & learn origins of idioms. I also find it similarly fun to be unexpectedly direct & plain-speaking at times to. "That moved like a bat out of hell" can become "that moved like something unusually fast".

I know how and often struggle stopping myself from ruining other's good time! I mean no malice or denigration.maybe it's a struggle for control?

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testmonkeyalpha@reddit (OP)

I get your point but I think a large chunk of people that like to quote things don't care if others don't get it.

Yeah, there are some people that get smug because they know something that others don't but I think those assholes are few and far in between and frankly, they are insufferable beyond their use of quotes to exclude others.

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altAftrAltAftrAftr@reddit

Ha! Strongly agree! Insufferable people are no fun! I think friendships & communities are built on the type of casual affinity you describe, born out of our many thinly veiled efforts to be known, understood, and cared for. Understandable impulses. Just feels like I'm looking behind the curtain at the true Great & Powerful Oz.

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LoudAd1396@reddit

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord, when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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Flashy-Share8186@reddit

it’s the one that says badass mutherfucker

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rennyvedder@reddit

Say "what" again!

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plantalones325@reddit

Taste the booger flavor, you know it’s in there.

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rennyvedder@reddit

I introduced my 12 year old to this last night...she finally understands all of our references 🫠

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plantalones325@reddit

I’m so happy you get it! I didn’t even think my comment would be seen, ha

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rennyvedder@reddit

One of my favourite quotes of the movie! My daughter goes "oi...isn't that the dude that slapped Will Smith? And Randy from Scream??" Her mind was blown haha

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Serrajuana@reddit

Shop smart. Shop S Mart.

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MmmSteaky@reddit

“Yo, she-bitch. Let’s go.” — me, every time I sit down behind the drum kit

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Serrajuana@reddit

Is your name Danny and do people often equate you to an octopus?

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wondersparrow@reddit

This is my boom stick!

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featherpickle@reddit

"Now I swear, the next one of you primates so much as touches me..."

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Zucc@reddit

Good... Bad.... I'm the guy with the gun.

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Rod_McBan@reddit

You got that?!?

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plantalones325@reddit

I’m so happy you get it! I didn’t even think anyone would see my comment

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leera07@reddit

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that

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remberrr@reddit

That's assault, brotha

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Unlikely-Strike-8753@reddit

"I feel like chicken tonight, like Chicken Tonight!"

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testmonkeyalpha@reddit (OP)

But are you quoting the commercial or the Simpsons singing the commercial jingle?

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Unlikely-Strike-8753@reddit

Probably the commercial.

https://youtu.be/xnjcVvO40bg?si=H_J5npBBsjUBgcrk

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testmonkeyalpha@reddit (OP)

Simpsons clip if you're interested:

https://youtu.be/luNi4TS6s8k?si=EYJsPDn52UCv3Eo8

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ILustForVolcan0@reddit

I’m not even supposed to BE here today!

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djsynrgy@reddit

Bunch of savages in this town.

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ILustForVolcan0@reddit

Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot

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FluffySpell@reddit

Any time someone says "thirty seven" I have to really restrain myself to not reply "in a row?"

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seanymphcalypso@reddit

I don’t restrain myself lol

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jedispaghetti420@reddit

Did this about 30 mins ago at my mall job. The kid I was working with didn’t get it.

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punkminkis@reddit

Speaking of malls... Another movie chock full of quotes

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CrouchingDomo@reddit

Send him to the escalator 😠

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Flashy-Share8186@reddit

I got the biggest balls you ever seen!

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trainwreckhappening@reddit

That's the one.

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the_D1CKENS@reddit

What's a Nubian?

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badwolf10_31@reddit

37? In a row?

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Trytofindmenowbitch@reddit

Hey you! Get back here!

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topcide@reddit

You think that's offensive, take a look at this. I think you can see her kidneys

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Freakin_A@reddit

lol I use this one way too much

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Lil_Elf81@reddit

I say this one a lot

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Crusty-Watch3587@reddit

Aww JESUS CHRIST, GIL!

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motorcycleboy9000@reddit

"Any balls down there?"

"Just the biggest pair you've ever seen!"

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Vivid-Individual5968@reddit

I have a hockey game at 2!!!!

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OptimusWang@reddit

As a consultant, my go-to is: “This job would be great if it wasn’t for the fucking customers.”

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FI-Engineer@reddit

Bunch of savages in this town.

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ILustForVolcan0@reddit

37?!

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upvotesforkitties@reddit

37?!?

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gypsyjacks453@reddit

Stop looking at me swan!
Whenever I see a big dam I say: I hope no one does a Peter Pan off the side
I said good morning, Gill!
milk was a bad choice

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amopdx@reddit

Oh really, fool

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No-Nefariousness205@reddit

I hope you slept well, cause it’s time to die!

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_Mikey_Boy_@reddit

“What are we going to do today?”

“The same thing we do every day. Try to take over the world!”

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Legendary_GrumpyCat@reddit

I say this to my middle school students whenever they ask me what we are doing today. They look at me like I am mental. Lol

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admgryne@reddit

My friend's dad taught us in middle school when Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer were in their 90s pomp in the UK with Shooting Stars and he latched onto "eranu" and "uvavu". A decade later, when Shooting Stars made a come back, one of the kids came into school and told him that Vic Reeves had stolen his catchphrase.

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Legendary_GrumpyCat@reddit

Roflmao

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TheDangDeal@reddit

“Pinky are you thinking what I am thinking?” “I think so Brain, but me and Pippi Longstockings; what would the kids look like?”

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ThaVolt@reddit

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Whole-Chemist1516@reddit

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Grammarhead-Shark@reddit

Daddy, why don't we throw mommy out the window? It won't hurt her. She'll land in the gladiolas.

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Madamtae423@reddit

I often say, "Ooo, what a lovely piece of broccoli!" from this, but nobody ever gets it.

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Grammarhead-Shark@reddit

Cobwebs!

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JosephBlowsephThe3rd@reddit

Fuckin' A

New and improved Joker products!

Love that Joker

Class is Pain 101. Your instructor's Casey Jones.

SURGE!!!

The colors, Duke! The colors!

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LazySwayze@reddit

I am so smart. SMRT.

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HazelGinny@reddit

I sing it with the correction, like Homer. I am so smart. SMRT, I mean SMART.

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quixotic-88@reddit

Said this to my wife last week

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CheesyRomantic@reddit

I always sing this,both when I nail something or make a very obvious mistake. Lol

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Apprehensive-Stay196@reddit

Same 😂

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testmonkeyalpha@reddit (OP)

It was a legitimate mistake while recording the line. So hilarious they had to keep it in!

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CheesyRomantic@reddit

No way. I didn't know that. Its even funnier now. Lol

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Chickenbrik@reddit

I say this at least once a week

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JonnyQuest1981@reddit

I do this one a lot😂❤️

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DHammer79@reddit

Spider pig, spider pig

It's still good. it's just a little airborne

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GenevieveLeah@reddit

I taught this one to my kids, and made the watch the episode.

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LKayRB@reddit

Same! My 9yo says it all the time!

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clumsystarfish_@reddit

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Madamtae423@reddit

"What's this in my Frigidaire?"

"I make it a point to never have to deal with my wife."

"Ooo, what a lovely piece of broccoli!"

"Oh, what have we here? And uh, where, are you, going?"

"Shows what you know, don't it."

"Lady, you're freaking me out!"

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lastcallpaul11@reddit

🎵So be good, for goodness sake, whooooaaa, somebody's coming🎵

Damn near every line from Venkman in Ghostbusters

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FluffySpell@reddit

I went to a group run the other night, and there was a girl there who was just starting to get into running - she was maybe 24? 25? She talked about how much it sucked at first but then once she got going said how she felt great. I said "Yeah! That's the endorphins! Exercise gives you endorphins, endorphins make you happy, and happy people don't kill their husbands!" And she just went "Yeah! You run off the angry!"

Deep down, I hope she knew where it was from and has seen the classics from our time. But I don't think she did.

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skillz7930@reddit

Or she thinks you’re constantly on the verge of killing your husband if you don’t get a run in lol

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Farahild@reddit

Hahaha i know that one

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SimilarConfigs@reddit

With or without the scooter stick.

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Epicardiectomist@reddit

what a duketastrophe

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TrackingTenCross1@reddit

“Steve Holt!”

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rarepinkhippo@reddit

There are also surprisingly frequent opportunities to say, knowingly: “They don’t allow you to have bees in here”

(We also live in California and have not said “Sacramento” correctly since this show aired, only “Sacramende”)

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jdrt1234@reddit

\○/

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Seven22am@reddit

Like the back of a Volkswagen?

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chunkyloverfivethree@reddit

That kid is back on the escalator!

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rennyvedder@reddit

I hope his pants get caught in the escalator and a bloodbath ensues!

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Silly_Scientist_007@reddit

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dcott44@reddit

I feel like Michael Rooker has been in a billion movies since this, but I always think of this role when I see him.

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hagbarddiscordia@reddit

Crescent Fresh bro. 😎

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superthrust123@reddit

"DAS BOOT!!!" Whenever someone tapped a keg. We had one, no one ever completed the mission.

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Hambulance@reddit

"about a deuce, deuce and a half..."

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Spiritual-Promise402@reddit

He's dead. D-E-D dead!

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Cat_fiend80@reddit

Bunch of savages in this town

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Apprehensive-Stay196@reddit

« I know you are but what am I? » or « take a picture, it’ll last longer » or « Hey you guyyyyyyyyyyyys »

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Vox_Mortem@reddit

"And then it's 3 A.M, I'm on the corner wearing my leather..."

"My father hung me on a hook once. Once.."

"The marijuana goes in the top drawer, the cocaine and speed go in the second drawer, and the heroin goes in the bottom drawer. Always separate the drugs."

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HotSpinach@reddit

"... para dos semanas, sin agua y sin comida!"

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TappyMauvendaise@reddit

“I know you are, but what am I?”

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TappyMauvendaise@reddit

“It’s Janet, Miss Jackson if you’re nasty!”

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blueplutoredsky@reddit

Am I the only one who got hit?

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DontHugMe73@reddit

You had me at _. You had me at ___.

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ScreenSensitive9148@reddit

“I remember when a dime bag used to cost a dime”

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DallytheWop@reddit

I say " you ever (Insert activity) on weed?" A lot

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hi984390@reddit

Red team go! Red team go!

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Seven22am@reddit

You know how much condoms cost back then?

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StitchesKisses@reddit

I don't know we never used them

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TOOL-FAN@reddit

Half Baked!

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Verbull710@reddit

Big Gulps, huh?

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zixy37@reddit

The town is back that way. My friend is a little slow. Samsonite! I was way off!

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void_which_binds00@reddit

I say this all the time

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FooFightingManiac@reddit

“Just when I think you can’t get any dumber, you go and do something like this… AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!”

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Dependent-Vanilla-29@reddit

"So you're telling me there's a chance!"

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FacePalmTheater@reddit

"Yeah... he must work out."

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OG_Cryptkeeper@reddit

Alright! Well… see ya later!

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DamperBritches@reddit

Welp, see ya later 😛

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BatmansUnderoos@reddit

Don't you go dyin on me.

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Big-Persimmon-7165@reddit

Lmao. Jim Carey was trying to get those guys to say something funny so the director would include it in the movie and they’d get sag benefits.

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FooFightingManiac@reddit

I recently heard about this and it makes me like it even more

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Floundering_Dad_43@reddit

I don't have to explain my art to you

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Adventurous-Pea8354@reddit

Love this movie! It is so quotable!!! But yeah, most people don’t know what I’m quoting. :(

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zixy37@reddit

Say no more, Mon amore.

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testmonkeyalpha@reddit (OP)

quarters glued to the ground?

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BatmansUnderoos@reddit

Superb.

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HuckleberryHappy6524@reddit

Me and a buddy got caught gluing quarters to a bench around our high school library the last week of our junior year. To punish us, they made us come in to school the first Monday after school ended and help the custodians clean the school. I’ll never forget that.

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Floundering_Dad_43@reddit

You know it.

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sliderturk99@reddit

HEY! You forgot your thingy.

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Leilani3317@reddit

“What’s with today, today?” Constantly

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Rod_McBan@reddit

Who knows where thoughts come from? They just appear!

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washburncincy@reddit

I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel!

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myobeez@reddit

What’s the significance? I DONT KNOW!!!!!!

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chawrawbeef@reddit

Everyone always quotes the loner/rebel line, and rightly so because it is a badass line, but my favorite but if dialogue is right before it. The way Dottie delivers her line is so perfect:

Pee-Wee: There’s a lot of things about me you don’t know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn’t understand. Things you couldn’t understand. Things you shouldn’t understand.

Dottie: I don’t understand.

Not exactly the same, but whenever somebody says something where I have no idea what they’re talking about I just stare blankly at them and say, ‘ I understand’

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ArtaxWasRight@reddit

THANK YOU. It is WILD how few people get that that’s the punchline, fully including honest-to-god serious Pee-Wee stans. I myself was well into my 30s, having watched the film every few months since I was literally 5, before I heard the exchange properly and fell out dying. E.G. Daily is Tommy-Pickles-perfect in that movie and we don’t talk enough about Dottie.

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Zucc@reddit

Tell em Large Marge sent ya

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Objective-Dust4795@reddit

Im not stupid, it’s all just a big fackade.

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MashedPotatoesDick@reddit

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Jimmy_McAltPants@reddit

Can you blow me where the pampers is?

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MydniteSon@reddit

Yeqh, funk you very much!

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Floundering_Dad_43@reddit

This movie is the reason I don't wear the T-shirt of the band I'm going to see

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JonnyQuest1981@reddit

Same! Don’t ever be that guy.

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Jimmy_McAltPants@reddit

Gutter…don’t be that guy

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NachoNachoDan@reddit

Everyone gets laid.

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sliderturk99@reddit

My johnson ia 12 inches long

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greenbeer317@reddit

Uhhh I didn’t exhale?

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SaintMarksAndFirst@reddit

We’re not gonna protest!

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PermitInteresting388@reddit

Way under appreciated movie

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MydniteSon@reddit

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K...

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Riala4@reddit

Ellelator go down the hole!

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Electronic_World_894@reddit

Pardon me, do you have any grey poupon?

There’s no crying in baseball!

Toast is burning. (That’s canadian xennial though).

That’s a bold strategy cotton. Let’s see if it pays off.

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pizza5001@reddit

“We need to talk about your TPS reports.”

“Booooourns”

“Sphincter says what?”

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Riala4@reddit

I was saying boo-urns

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Jerkrollatex@reddit

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

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Jerkrollatex@reddit

Strange things are afoot at the circle K...

I want my two dollars.

Gee, I'm really sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.

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PokerbushPA@reddit

I'm loving all the Clerks and Mallrats references.

I often refer to my mega-chonk cat as "Lunchbox"

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Wife_Trash@reddit

I had a keg-shaped calico I nicknamed "Lunchbox."

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Superpriestess@reddit

Any time any says “party time!” I want to say “party time, excellent, doodooloo doodooloo doodooloo” and wave my fingers up and down

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Magatron138@reddit

I fell on my keys

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NachoNachoDan@reddit

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CrackinBones204@reddit

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lyricweaver@reddit

“If you’re gonna spew, spew into this.”

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CheesyRomantic@reddit

SHWING!!!!! SHWING BACK!

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flying_ivy@reddit

Or when you have to pause something its "Car", then "Game On"

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Geoff_GodOfBiscuits@reddit

Zang

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FAHQRudy@reddit

The floor’s on fire.

…and the chair!

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Dimplefrom-YA@reddit

“i’m so excited! im so excited! im so…. scared…”

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ArtaxWasRight@reddit

This must be the crown jewel of Xennial pop cultural nostalgia.

Not to brag, but I can still do the choreography for Set your mind to it; Go for it; Get down and break a sweat; rock and roll; you ain’t seen nothin yet.

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Dimplefrom-YA@reddit

hahaha that’s awesome

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Relevant_Wrangler830@reddit

When I get asked. What are you doing? I reply, learning about Cuba and having some food. Blank stare...... me, cracking up inside.

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TheDangDeal@reddit

“Everything is coming up Milhouse!”

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jamescockroft@reddit

“Bees are in the what, now?”

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VampireOnHoyt@reddit

SAM DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!

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allidyaj@reddit

No, I don't have any Blue Oyster Cult!

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Dependent-Vanilla-29@reddit

We used to say that before water polo games in high school 😄

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Frosty_Cloud_2888@reddit

I could have had a V8

It’s shake and bake and I helped

And early Simpsons quotes. Monorail episode orLallapalooza

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SaveusJebus@reddit

My husband still says "FOOL YOU" (Spaceballs) and "I cut you man!" (Elvira movie)

I know there are more we both say, but can't think of the others

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Resident_Lion_@reddit

hey baby, you ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat? yea.

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ChimmyChongaBonga@reddit

In a row?

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dogtweredog@reddit

Was playing Zelda: Breath of the Wild with my little cousins watching. I snuck onto a cliff and unloaded a volley of bomb arrows on a camp of sleeping Bokoblins. Kids said it was a dick move. My reply? "I am a hero who never fails. I cannot be bothered with such details"

I then had to explain who Underdog was.

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RoyalPuzzleheaded259@reddit

Alright, alright, alright.

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NakedSnakeEyes@reddit

Probably some goofy lines from Van Damme movies or Evil Dead movies.

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dcott44@reddit

Littering and? Littering and? Littering and?

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ChaosCoordinator1078@reddit

“So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.”

Most people I encounter in my life these days don’t have any clue where that comes from.

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dcott44@reddit

I say that my hobby is "skinny skiing on acid" when people ask, and absolutely no one under the age of 30 gets it.

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motorcycleboy9000@reddit

"If I kill all the golfers, they'll put me in jail and throw away the key."

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arcxjo@reddit

You take drugs, ChaosCoordinator1078?

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NachoNachoDan@reddit

I will receive total consciousness on my death bed.

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Apprehensive_Hat8986@reddit

It's tingling my synapses, but they're misfiring. Help a guy out?

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ChaosCoordinator1078@reddit

Caddyshack!

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dcott44@reddit

I'm not gonna doooo... what you all think I'm gonna doooo... and FREAK OUT... mannn.

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DrTrevorkian@reddit

Oh, Mylanta.

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ArtaxWasRight@reddit

omg constantly. constantly. it is fully involuntary, it just pops out.

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Milky-Way-Occupant@reddit

Chut. Up.

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wheres_the_revolt@reddit

I know you are but what am I?

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ArtaxWasRight@reddit

I love that story.

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quinzilla555@reddit

I’m chicken lady, I’m part chicken! Bagawwk!

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ArtaxWasRight@reddit

That’s the worst mall promotion I’ve ever seen.

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Elynn6969@reddit

"Damn Felicia!"

"You're killing me smalls"

"I'm not even supposed to be here today"

"As if"

"It can't rain all the time"

This one is my fav to say to my kids when they something isn't fair:

"you say that so often, I wonder what's your basis for comparison"

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ArtaxWasRight@reddit

Turn back, Sarah! Turn back before it’s too late.

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NutellaPC@reddit

🎵🎶… this thing came apart 🎶🎵

(Donkey Lips during the opening song from Salute Your Shorts)

me, whenever anything that I’m working on breaks in my hands. My 3 years younger husband never “got it” until I showed the theme song on YouTube, the uncultured swine!

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ArtaxWasRight@reddit

knew it immediately, no explainer necessary. you know what’s sad tho? Zeke the Plumber is only in that one episode.

https://i.redd.it/9aj912pohpvg1.gif

That one, shocking, traumatizing, inappropriately horrifying episode.

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KD71@reddit

Wassssssup

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NachoNachoDan@reddit

Wassssaaaaaaaaaaapp

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jamesdcreviston@reddit

I just showed that commercial to my kids. They did not enjoy it as much as I do.

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Phoniceau@reddit

It’s taken me years of dedication and showing the commercial several times to finally get my 10 year old saying this 🤪

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Grouchy-Reflection97@reddit

"I said girl power"

Did you do this ✌️?

"Yeah"

😬

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OldJames47@reddit

The golden age of The Simpsons is almost 20 years old. My younger co-workers do not understand my references.

They get the meaning of "D'Oh!" and "WooHoo!" but probably don't associate them with Homer.

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admgryne@reddit

I still semi-regularly see a classic movie or TV show and realise that's what The Simpsons was parodying in an episode.

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OrangeBlackMilk@reddit

30

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OldJames47@reddit

Back to the retirement village for me.

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hedwaterboy@reddit

We’re living in a SOCIETY!

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ArtaxWasRight@reddit

This is how society functions. Aren’t you a part of society? Cuz if you don’t want to be a part of society, Jerry, why don’t you just get in your car and move to the East Side!

👆this is the ‘Seinfeld-society’ line I remember. TIL that everyone else was referencing something George said. Also the line speaks God’s truth about the entire East Side btw Central Park North and E 20th. I have also recently learned the same is true of the West Coast in ways that are genuinely troubling.

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Shaved_Caterpillar@reddit

There’s strange things afoot at the Circle K

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admgryne@reddit

A friend of mine recorded an album with that name and only your post made me realise it was a reference.

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theelephantupstream@reddit

“I hear they can wail!” “So it’s not just a clever name.” “If you’re gonna spew, spew into this!” “I lost you two months ago! Are you mental?” “It certainly does suck.” “And the worst part is, I never learned to read!”

I could go on. And I do.

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ArtaxWasRight@reddit

Who’s the old lady?

That’s my old lady.

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Starbreiz@reddit

Where's the beef

Mikey likes it

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ArtaxWasRight@reddit

Wouldja please pass the jelly?

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Diseman81@reddit

“I know you are, but what am I?”

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ArtaxWasRight@reddit

Oh really? WHERE THEY HOSIN’ HIM DOWN??!

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DigDugDogDun@reddit

Here, would you care for some gum?

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chibisparkle@reddit

You must chill...you must chill...

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Naive-Cow-631@reddit

"What's your damage Heather?"

I often think this, but don't say you loud.

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ArtaxWasRight@reddit

how very.

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Bandando@reddit

“Fuck me gently with a chainsaw!”

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Squish_Miss@reddit

I love the look on people's faces when I say this 🤣

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jdrt1234@reddit

Lol my boss randomly said this at work the other day and it totally caught me off guard!

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octoberelectrocute@reddit

Corn nuts!

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InstantTurnOn@reddit

I'm gonna have to send my SAT scores to San Quentin instead of Stanford!

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sly_k@reddit

Don’t fuck me in the ass without the courtesy of a reach around

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Squish_Miss@reddit

I'll be watchin' you!

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Skullgirrl@reddit

"I'm filled with Christian love!" *chucks Bible at head*

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Skullgirrl@reddit

These ones aren't even that old but so many of the youngins still don't get it:

"She doesn't even go here!"

or

"I heard she made out with a hotdog"

"IT WAS ONE TIME!"

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TrixieBastard@reddit

Shock me, shock me, shock me with that deviant behavior!

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thelaceserpent@reddit

Gimme all your money, bitch! 🔫

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Funandgeeky@reddit

Now you’re playing with Power!

Let’s get dangerous!

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Ace_Ranger@reddit

Suck gas, evil-doer!

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Farahild@reddit

“I think someone’s compensating”

“Yay I’m a llama again!”

“I fart in your general direction.”

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Kalendiane@reddit

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

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Zucc@reddit

She done up and R U N N O F T.

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Flashy-Share8186@reddit

well ai t that a geographical oddity…two weeks from everywhere

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downhereforyoursoul@reddit

Well I don’t want Fop, goddamnit! I’m a Dapper Dan man!

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Kriegerian@reddit

I sometimes use RUNNOFT without the rest of the line.

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chicacherrie82@reddit

My whole family calls cash "foldin' money."

And if I eat a little something that just makes me hungrier, "a third of a gopher would only arouse my appetite without bedding her back down."

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LeavesOfBrass@reddit

Pizza dude's got thirty seconds...

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emjay144@reddit

Knowing is half the battle

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JonnyQuest1981@reddit

“I love this plan! I’m excited to be apart of it! Let’s do it!”

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WhiskeyTango_33@reddit

No disassemble.

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XFrankXGrimesX@reddit

"You guys watch Joe Don Baker movies?"

That one's kind of a double whammy

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rainbow_zipperbrains@reddit

Push the button Frank!

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TheyLiveWeReddit@reddit

Any body of water I see:

"This is where the fish lives"

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RinnelSpinel@reddit

So much of that show is in my daily speech, I couldn't even pick just one. Mostly Crow puns.

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Superb_Sprinkles5942@reddit

I told two people yesterday that our speaker went to 11. They didn't get it. I have never felt older or more Disappointed in the younger generation.

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JonnyQuest1981@reddit

At this point, I have so many things that go to 11 I’ve lost count.

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Apprehensive_Hat8986@reddit

Then you know what you have to do. Movie night!

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the_D1CKENS@reddit

Make 10 louder?

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Superb_Sprinkles5942@reddit

This is the way. You are absolutely right, and in fact we are long overdue for one. Thanks for the idea!

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Puzzleheaded_Race_90@reddit

That's a lot of nuts!

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rainbow_zipperbrains@reddit

Call me Betty.

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MechanicalDruid@reddit

Taco Bell, Taco Bell. Product placement with taco bell. Enchiritos, nachos, BURRITOS!

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djsynrgy@reddit

I'm bleeding, making me the victor!

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Puzzleheaded_Race_90@reddit

You should be able... to beat him now

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noonesaidityet@reddit

I'm just a birdie, too.

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Puzzleheaded_Race_90@reddit

My clothes are red!

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Trendwrecker@reddit

Its threads like these that make me wonder why some of you gate keep the ages so fiercely….

I say 95% of these on the regular but I’m too young to hang with the cool kids…

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weenus420ne@reddit

Youre my boy blue

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SupaflyTNT@reddit

We mustn't dwell. Not on Rex Manning day!

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Adorable_Factor_7483@reddit

"Looks like about a 46 gauge, Ned. -- IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!!" rocket launch

"Uhhhhh! Ohmagawd You sick little mun-kay!!!"

"Dude! Dude?! DUDE! DUDE!!!! ... dude. ...Well, I guess you've gotta point, there."

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DDrewit@reddit

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MrsGaillard@reddit

You got the right one baby... uh huh

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Street_Breadfruit382@reddit

STOP THE INSANITY - Susan Powter

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Smeghead_J@reddit

Just scanning through these replies and it's pretty clear Wayne's World is the most quotable movie of our generation. "It will be mine. Oh yes. It will be mine."

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Feline_Fine3@reddit

I cut my foot earlier and my shoe is filling up with blood

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Accurate-Ad-8796@reddit

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Smeghead_J@reddit

Nuts & Gum

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Poster_of_a_Girl@reddit

Boo-urns!

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socialcommentary2000@reddit

"That kid is on the escalator again!"

"Who's your favorite New Kid? Call me Donny"

"Cancer Merchant Cancer Merchant!"

"Smoke my big fat cock!"

"Oooh Navy Seals!"

"You sell hubcaps for a 72 pinto hatchback?"

(That last one I've used when anyone asks if there are further questions and I know it'll land with certain people in the room).

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dxspaz@reddit

“But I am Le tired”

“Ok, then take a nap. Then fire zee misiles!”

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Least-Quail216@reddit

I was working out in the pool and a group of teenagers came in, one of them walked into the pool and was whining about it being cold and grabbing his crotch. I was laughing to myself and I had the greatest urge to yell "I WAS IN THE POOL!" but I figured they wouldn't get it.

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SpoonFullOfSugar1111@reddit

I don't recognize any of those specifically. Sorry. '83 baby.

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ImOnlyHereForTheCoC@reddit

I can’t believe I ate the whole thing!

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ContributionNo6042@reddit

I'd buy that for a dollar!

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YearofTheStallionpt1@reddit

Anytime someone says “he’s a good man” I automatically follow with “and thorough.”

Anytime someone says the number 37 (or really any number above 30) I respond with “in a row?” I also say “I’m not even supposed to be here today” a lot (from the same movie)

This one gets said every single day, “The dishes are done, man” after I do the dishes.

And when I talk to my dogs I always address them as “hey you guys” in the Sloth voice.

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sweetassassin@reddit

Butter nuts!

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YearofTheStallionpt1@reddit

BUTTERCUP. Cup cup cup.

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Solo4114@reddit

"I'd buy that for a dollar!"

"The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!" (That one works 2x.)

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

I say that last one...a lot more often than I used to these days.

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gernblanston512@reddit

Game over man

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jdrt1234@reddit

YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO?!!!!

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CombatDeffective@reddit

Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!

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jdrt1234@reddit

37?

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drditzybitch@reddit

Excuse me. I cut my foot earlier and now my shoe is filling up with blood.

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Automatic-Arm-532@reddit

You're not gonna shit right for a week

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eternallysantanasass@reddit

“Your boy Christian is a cake boy. He’s a disco dancing, Oscar Wilde reading friend of Dorothy”

HM: that’s way harsh, Tai

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jdrt1234@reddit

As if!

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GenevieveLeah@reddit

Even my mom laughed at that one.

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dreamboatandrea@reddit

…Streisand ticket holding friend of Dorothy!

This one is mine too

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eternallysantanasass@reddit

Thank you for that! I knew I forgot something 🤣

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Vorpal_Bunny19@reddit

Will not break, will not break… it broke.

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Lil_Elf81@reddit

Makes julienne fries!

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Vorpal_Bunny19@reddit

Combination hookah and coffeemaker!

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Canacarirose@reddit

“Tell her the TRUuuuuTH!”

I use this a lot when watching terribly contrived tension in media

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hatesbiology84@reddit

If you’re gonna spew, spew in this.

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vietbond@reddit

Ruin my satin shoes why don't you?

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VenusBlue78@reddit

YOUR brain has a shell on it.

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Think-Cry-5284@reddit

Don't worry, girls! Ive got the fondue!

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NukeTheEwoks@reddit

Hey Mikey, gotta go to the bathroom?

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StevieV61080@reddit

Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza

Be excellent to each other

Never trust a big butt and a smile

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zyrquix@reddit

Your bravery and quick thinking have turned a potential Chernobyl into a mere Three-Mile Island.

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HotPitch8586@reddit

A gun rack, what am I going to do with a gun rack?! I don’t even own A gun, much less many guns that would necessitate an entire rack.

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levioh_snap@reddit

I said this last week when my husband completed a gun safety course and suggested we buy a gun rack. For real we don’t even own A gun so I’m pretty sure he was just setting me up for my fave quote.

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IGotOverGreta@reddit

If you're not careful, Wayne, you're gonna lose me.

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HotPitch8586@reddit

I lost you 2 months ago, are you mental!

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drainbamage1011@reddit

Son of a motherless goat!

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Lil_Elf81@reddit

"Would you say I have a plethora of piñatas?"

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dandelion-tea-@reddit

Do you have anything besides Mexican food?

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ArtsyRabb1t@reddit

I say time to make the donuts and my kids just thought I really liked donuts. Which, isn’t wrong but not why I say it

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Sea-Slide-498@reddit

I’m 11 years older than someone in my office and I’m always surprised we have some cultural overlap despite the age difference. But this quote is the one that separated the Xennial from the Millennial.

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chicacherrie82@reddit

I have to be at work at 6:30 in the morning and this is what I say/think when my alarm goes off lol

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Lil_Elf81@reddit

We’ve got no money, no jobs, OUR PET’S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

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wiltrvls@reddit

This isn't woodshop class?

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Mon-ke@reddit

I know Dow

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Dunwich_Horror_@reddit

But first, let me take a selfie.

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svv1tch@reddit

That kid is back on the escalator again!

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dadlyphe@reddit

There’s just some things you don’t talk about in public

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nopester24@reddit

Cookie stands not part of the food court

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tracefact@reddit

It’s an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking!

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Lanky-Talk-1188@reddit

An autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking!

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Lanky-Talk-1188@reddit

What like in the back of a Volkswagen?

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sliderturk99@reddit

Like the back seat of a volkswagen.

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Solo4114@reddit

YOU KNOW WHAT?! THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY!!! OVER THERE, THAT'S JUST A GUY IN A SUIT!!!

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Grizzly_Adams@reddit

The dishes are DONE man!

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Leilani3317@reddit

Exsqueeze me, baking powder?

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octoberelectrocute@reddit

Ah Nuprin, little, yellow, different.

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Apprehensive_Hat8986@reddit

He blows goats. I have proof.

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instant_chai@reddit

Literally anything from The Simpsons

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BoisterousBanquet@reddit

It's a bold strategy, Cotton, let's see if it pays off for 'em.

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gocards6@reddit

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

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DStew713@reddit

“Let’s see what madam Ruby sees”. Every time I hear someone say let’s see

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LeftOn4ya@reddit

When someone says Hey, I say Hey Hey Hey in the Fat Albert voice. I’m actually glad people don’t recognize it.

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Historical-Piglet-86@reddit

This one time…..at band camp…..

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OmicronPerseiNate@reddit

Quick, like bunny. Hop hop!

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darksunshaman@reddit

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Flashy-Share8186@reddit

came here to say this

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akobie@reddit

“It came with the frame”

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SnooPandas8979@reddit

Shock me, shock me, shock me with that deviant behavior.

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swish301@reddit

KO, Derf!

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victinine@reddit

It's Fred.

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_bibliofille@reddit

Get that corn outta my face!

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dandelion-tea-@reddit

Did you not tell them they were the Lord’s chips?

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Jimmygimme@reddit

You lika’ the juice?

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Vivid-Individual5968@reddit

Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?

-whenever someone talks about a song they like.

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TijayesPJs443@reddit

Rollin with the homies

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MelHamRN@reddit

“I only came here to do two things man- kick some ass and drink some beer. And it looks like we’re almost outta beer.”

“Man, it’d be a lot cooler if you did.”

“You’re killing me Smalls!”

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MelHamRN@reddit

Holy Schnikes! Just the upvotes from my silly comment here doubled my karma. So it pays off to still remember “Dazed and Confused” and “The Sandlot” quotes.

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MilaVaneela@reddit

Yeah? Well, y’know, that’s just like, ah… your opinion, man.

AND another classic from the same:

Life does not stop and start at your convenience, ya miserable piece of shit.

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LivingDeadGirl4242@reddit

"I was thinking about the immortal words of Socrates...i drank what."

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Tofuloaf@reddit

A Jose Canseco bat? Tell me you didn't pay money for this.

You can put a cat in the oven, but that don't make it a biscuit.

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dandelion-tea-@reddit

one sale pal hey what are you some sort of punker

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ExpiredHotdog@reddit

I still sometimes ask (in reference to an inanimate object), "What's so special about it? Does it have beer-flavored nipples?" (even though the original quote is about a girl).

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chicacherrie82@reddit

Why can I not place this? I feel like I watched whatever its from in the last month because it's super fresh in my brain, but Im having a brain fart.

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ExpiredHotdog@reddit

I bet everyone's seen it at least once. The original quote is actually: "What is it with this chick? She have beer-flavored nipples?"

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redditydothis@reddit

Bye Felicia!

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Lanky-Talk-1188@reddit

If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy. Keep your stick on the ice!

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Geoff_GodOfBiscuits@reddit

Dude. Where’s your car dude.

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LivingDeadGirl4242@reddit

And thennnn?

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Geoff_GodOfBiscuits@reddit

I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games!

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Apprehensive_Hat8986@reddit

Sweet. What's mine say?

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NachoNachoDan@reddit

Dude!! What’s mine say??

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tom_tofurkey@reddit

“It’s a man, baby!” But honestly, I only ever say this to my wife to point out problematic gender depictions in movies from the 80s or 90s

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DaniTully@reddit

Just used it today when leaving an event with a group with zero reaction but "this place is dead anyways"

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Silverback55@reddit

I had to go speak to one of the Supervisors of our Operations department and I walked up to an older lady having a conversation with her and I overheard “My fingers hurt.”

It took every ounce of willpower I had to not throw out “Well now your backs going to hurt, because you just pulled landscaping duty.” to a random woman.

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Silverback55@reddit

I had to go speak to one of the Supervisors of our Operations department and I walked up to an older lady having a conversation with her and I overheard “My fingers hurt.”

It took every ounce of willpower I had to not throw out “Well now your backs going to hurt, because you just pulled landscaping duty.” to a random woman.

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megangaygan@reddit

Two dollars.

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wb420420@reddit

Bling bling

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Outrageous_Picture39@reddit

“Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid.”

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Kriegerian@reddit

You shot who in the what now

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civilSurvivorMum@reddit

Yes, I would like some eggs

Computer says no.

Buy my parrot tranquilizers!

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chicacherrie82@reddit

"I'm gonna go do something productive. I'm gonna go watch television."

"Carol, we don't have that kind of time"

"Now they know that we know that they know that we know!"

"Its very high."

"Get that lame-o out of your yard!"

"Its the best part; I called the pizza dude!"

"Oh ricky butler says."

Honestly I slip Burbs quotes into my life on the daily.

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Raff102@reddit

At this time of year?

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GladosPrime@reddit

... or so the Germans would have you believe

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TheBr0fessor@reddit

My brother in Christ, I don’t recognize any of those and I constantly constantly communicate via quotes

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Roobix9@reddit

"If he were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick."

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chesterforbes@reddit

My wife and I have frequently used “Alright, alright, I’ll walk in the mud” as an expression of exasperated, reluctant agreement. So much so that our kid started using it before she ever saw a single episode of the Simpsons

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pizzabirthrite@reddit

Was that a niner in there?

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LazyJane211@reddit

I'm new! I don't know what to do!

It's not what you like, it's the consumer.

Just keep keepin' on!

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oronder@reddit

“Do it. And let the English SEE you do it.”

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sliderturk99@reddit

Whatever I am, he made me! I was adorable once, young and full of hope. And now look at me! I'm this short, fat, insecure, middle-aged THING! I made you short?

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Tylerdurden389@reddit

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intothewild80@reddit

I am standing here beside myself.

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happy_snowy_owl@reddit

Pretty much any movie reference from prior to 2010 isn't recognized by the younger generation.

They were never forced to choose between one of two movies playing on network TV or a VHS they've seen a dozen times.

Streaming keeps you in a bubble after it "learns" the content that you like.

Today I used "laser" (quotation gesture) and the younger guys didn't get it.

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RageLife247@reddit

Motherfucker said ice cream, B!

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RollsHardSixes@reddit

"Every picture is of me when I was younger."

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VaticRogue@reddit

Anytime someone throws something and misses badly. “Juuuuuuussssst a bit outside “.

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JFish3d@reddit

Is it bigger than a baby’s arm?

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Lizzy_Tinker@reddit

Where’s my two dollars?

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arcxjo@reddit

"Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space. But Jimmy has fancy plans, and pants to match."

Or any time someone says a situation is ridiculous, I grumble "Aristophanes ..."

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IchibanChef@reddit

Greetings, Starfighter.

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noonesaidityet@reddit

I've been going to this high school for 7 and a half years, I'm no dummy.

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testmonkeyalpha@reddit (OP)

Go that way really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.

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MyNameIsNot_Molly@reddit

Do you know the street value of this mountain?!

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1radgirl@reddit

Outrageous! I think I froze the left half of my brain!!

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sljxuoxada@reddit

"Please" and "thank you".

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thewalruscandyman@reddit

Wax my nosehair.

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piscian19@reddit

We were coming from lunch at work yesterday and someone was discussing money. Somebody said "I want my two dollars" and then everyone at once went "TWO DOOOLLLLARS".

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1radgirl@reddit

Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars!!

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MyNameIsNot_Molly@reddit

Cash!

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Kablammy_Sammie@reddit

Before there was 42069, there was "69, dudes!"

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1block@reddit

Usually under my breath

"What do I think? I think you're all fucked in the head!"

("We're 4 hours from the fucking fun park, and you want to turn around?")

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Own-Economy6208@reddit

Whenever I find some random money, doesn’t matter how much: “we got five thousand dollars, we got five thousand dollars”

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Oaken_beard@reddit

“Wait a minute, eggs don’t ripen! EGGS DON’T RIPEN!”

“Buck Futter!”

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1radgirl@reddit

I want my two dollars!

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therealskittlepoop@reddit

Ass pennies

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NachoNachoDan@reddit

You think you’re better than me??

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therealskittlepoop@reddit

Yaaaaaay! I want sure if I was the only one who’d remember that!

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cromulent_verbage@reddit

Give it to Mikey, he’ll eat anything

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testmonkeyalpha@reddit (OP)

Awesome username BTW.

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hedwaterboy@reddit

I’ll see you there or I’ll see you on another time.

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IncandescentAttic@reddit

You think you could keep us from Florida? We’re moving in, lock, stock, and barrel. We’re gonna be in the pooooool…we’re gonna be in the club house…we’re gonna be all over that shuffleboard court and I DARE you to keep me out!

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Knotar3@reddit

I've fallen and I can't get up!

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Careless-Ad-6328@reddit

I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

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testmonkeyalpha@reddit (OP)

Game over, man. Game over!

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unlovelyladybartleby@reddit

Dishes are done

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TastyTurkeySandRich@reddit

Can't believe I had to scroll this far for this one!

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revolutionoverdue@reddit

Yes!!! I say this all the time and no one knows what I mean.

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weedtrek@reddit

Isn't that the guy who gets his salsa from New York City?

NEW YORK CITY!

Get the rope.

Also...

What do you want on your Tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

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InfidelZombie@reddit

Every car is a Mirthmobile when you're riding with me.

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whispers_speak@reddit

Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!

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FeeRevolutionary1@reddit

I don’t recognize a single one of those

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FormidableMistress@reddit

"Carrots, why is it always carrots?" anytime I upchuck.

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S_A_R_K@reddit

Shop smart, shop S Mart

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NatoTheLastRedditer@reddit

"it's not the years, it's the mileage"

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Bandando@reddit

“They didn’t call it self love then, Trent. They called it self abuse!”

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mousee3176@reddit

I am a walking library of tv quotes. My partner doesn't get/understand half the quotes that come out of my mouth.

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Apprehensive_Hat8986@reddit

Wellll.... we're waiting!

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ButterscotchAware402@reddit

"Stop saying okay all the time, okay?"

"We're a loving couple, spanning time."

"It's very clever. How's that working out for you, being clever?"

"Does it lean to the left? Does it lean to the right? Does it go in a southeasternly direction?"

"My dick may not function, but I have not lost my smile!"

"Always put salt in your eyes."

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Apprehensive_Hat8986@reddit

Ah yes, the single serving friend.

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nopester24@reddit

Ok ramblers, let's get rambling

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Playongo@reddit

"Ah, purple lightning. That's always a good sign."

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MonkeyChoker80@reddit

“It’s only water. And water’s health, McGeorge!”

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mcspecialkk@reddit

Who runs bartertown?

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SensitiveArtist@reddit

I usually quote either Princess Bride or The Big Lebowski.

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fizztothegig@reddit

what is “but how did it taste” from

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testmonkeyalpha@reddit (OP)

Listerine commercial.

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abernathym@reddit

Surprised you didn't know that

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abernathym@reddit

Also, today at work some guy was looking for sauce for his lunch, and didn't know what I was talking about when I said, "you lika the juice?"

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fireyqueen@reddit

“They were cones!”

“I hate sand!” (My son was the right age to love episodes 1-3)

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Possible-Tangelo9344@reddit

Fo shizzle. Word.

I'm also white as hell.

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tettoffensive@reddit

http://werd.urbanup.com/1670053

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NachoNachoDan@reddit

If you handed me a ticket a said “word.” When you walked away I’d laugh my ass off and hope you didn’t write me a ticket for that too

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Rustymarble@reddit

All that and a bag of chips!

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Geek_King@reddit

"That's it, I'm coming outta THE BOOOOTHHHH-A!"

"It's a trick, get an axe"

I'll come back and add more as more occur to me.

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Public-Ice-1270@reddit

He was provoking me.

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WritingNerdy@reddit

Donkey Kong sucks

You know something? You suck

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Silly_Scientist_007@reddit

"What the fuck is juice?!?! Gimme some drank..."

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NachoNachoDan@reddit

Omg I say this in my head every time somone has juice around my house. “Juice???!!! What the fuck is juice???”

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Silly_Scientist_007@reddit

My long time ex-girlfriend HATED when I said it, and I said it often :D

One of the many reasons she is my ex.

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Dismal_Ad1749@reddit

What’s with today, today?

Psha, and monkeys might fly out of my butt.

I need a backiotomy.

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