Anon is straight
Posted by SensitiveMess5621@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 31 comments
Posted by SensitiveMess5621@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 31 comments
TheMetaReport@reddit
Perfect_Archer_1556@reddit
How is mahyong competitive?
Cabra42@reddit
You know, before I watched it, I thought this greentext was referencing kaiji for the longest time. I wonder what it is.
Winter7296@reddit
it's a joke story someone made up
Cabra42@reddit
Lame
3rob-@reddit
oh it ended differently than I expected
Theseus505@reddit
MondayDestroy@reddit
how do they do this ?
WeirdInteriorGuy@reddit
Dominator616@reddit
I mean, gay people find women cute and that doesn't make them straight, anon could just be appreciating their style, now if he said hot then yeah, he cooked
WeirdInteriorGuy@reddit
Fair enough, but still, you can't call another dude cute as a straight guy and be surprised it sounds gay. Plus calling people cute is kinda a feminine thing to do in the first place unless it's a straight guy calling a girl that.
ComedyGold13@reddit
no this ones ral actually, happened to my brother once
Few-Requirement-3544@reddit
Do you still contact him from the land of Yi (barbarians)?
kaiserkeller_@reddit
“Be me, straight…”
Ryoten99@reddit
Er, someone obviously didn’t read the rest of the story…
metroid1310@reddit
Well yeah they just said the third word got them to head out
FoxDogWolf@reddit
Oh come on, you dont need to read the entire story to know that it will end in a ch*nese man forcing you to play mahjong
otokonokosan@reddit
idontknowjuspickone@reddit
thatjazzybee@reddit
The idea of someone being the "most" Chinese is hilarious to me
John_Oakman@reddit
Am old Chinese man, can confirm.
HazukiAmane@reddit
Suddenly Chinese Man, Toddposting, and Baneposting are some of my favourite surprise twists in greentexts tbh.
rvnimb@reddit
Wait a minute....WAIT A MINUTE.....
beegproblemzzz@reddit
DonkeyKongOnN64@reddit
What the hell is this doing in my psy op
SmoothPimp85@reddit
Straight Anon is a psyop.
SpaceBug176@reddit
This is also a psyop, just a different kind.
IAmOZRulez@reddit
Why does this sound like a Yakuza side quest lmao
KnightThyme@reddit
I don't even need to read the rest, it's always the same old same old, ending with pulling out a service revolver and forcing someone to play mahjong
Grompulon@reddit
It always ends with someone firing a load into anon.
The_Noremac42@reddit