Oh, that‘s my friend Sherry
Posted by SavageTemptation@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 233 comments
Posted by SavageTemptation@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 233 comments
89MikeHoncho@reddit
Oh Yeeeeaaaahhhhhhhh……………. Giggity …
Winter_Whole2080@reddit
HistrophytheirPrize@reddit
Well she can’t do porn looking like that anymore so…
Winter_Whole2080@reddit
There’s tons of older women/gilf porn. Or so I hear….
guiltycitizen@reddit
She’s a card carrying member of Mensa, not exactly a lightweight
krumbs2020@reddit
Wasn’t she also a pianist or violinist?
Bigspotdaddy@reddit
And let’s not forget Penisist
Otherwise_Wasabi_730@reddit
Pianist I do believe.
The_BarroomHero@reddit
ugh... techno-pop
mediocrebastard@reddit
Don't be fatuous.
synister29@reddit
They give you a card?
RoundTiberius@reddit
You want a card? I can get you a card
LouDog0187@reddit
Repulsive-Candle1194@reddit
Oh my God.... it even has a watermark.
be_more_gooder@reddit
Spare_Echidna2095@reddit
You’re out of your font element, Donny!
Jahidinginvt@reddit
She also used to be very prolific online in the early days on the internet. She’s wicked smart and this news does not surprise me.
Purple_Equivalent470@reddit
She's still pretty active on Facebook. But yeah she made her own website in the mid 90s and made a lot of Unreal Tournament mods.
Chuyzapatist@reddit
Yup, I recall hearing that she's super smart and wanted to learn about all the filmmaking process between productions.
She has a very high IQ. Not surprised to hear she passed the BAR. Congrats!
CriticalSuit1336@reddit
.... and she went out and achieved anyway
RossMxx@reddit
..AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU MA'AM!!
hullgreebles@reddit
She's just here to use the law library
Bigspotdaddy@reddit
You can imagine where it goes from here
SavageTemptation@reddit (OP)
The texts are ludicrous
rock_strongo29@reddit
There's a pro bono joke down there somewhere let me take another look
ObscurityBound@reddit
She could get me off.
Horseface4190@reddit
She should put that on billboards.
"LEGAL TROUBLES? ASIA WILL GET YOU OFF!"
Cultural-Treacle-680@reddit
Not even Saul Goodman had something that good.
SavageTemptation@reddit (OP)
Saul Goodman draws a lot of waters around here
Bigspotdaddy@reddit
You don’t draw shit
Aggravating_Bat3618@reddit
She’s gotten me off plenty of times
be_more_gooder@reddit
Coitus?
Aggravating_Bat3618@reddit
You mean vagina, I mean you know the lawyer?
flossaby23@reddit
Criminally undervoted.
SRSgoblin@reddit
You mean Coitus?
You_Mean_Coitus_@reddit
Yes?
kinkyslc1@reddit
Adventurous_Tower348@reddit
ACHTUNG BABY!
DeuceOfDiamonds@reddit
Bones, in clams, or whatever you call them
Spare_Echidna2095@reddit
Those aren’t buoys
rock_strongo29@reddit
Let me go find a life jacket.
originalbrowncoat@reddit
Pro boner
Particular-Village91@reddit
Whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick, or his rod, or his johnson
The_Pacman007@reddit
Don’t be fatuous
russellphotographer@reddit
Johnson?
Aggravating_Bat3618@reddit
What do you that need for, Dude?
AeonBith@reddit
She wasn't making much money off that anymore that's why she's a lawyer now.
No Pro Bono work either , she owes money all over town.
Objective-Pin-1045@reddit
To known pornographers.
TowerOfSisyphus@reddit
She's gotta feed the monkey, man!
ShredGuru@reddit
Bro Porno
SlowLearnr@reddit
Oh please don’t be fatuous, Jeffery.
Otherwise_Wasabi_730@reddit
Fecking love it!
Dear_Captain_8932@reddit
I'm the walrus?
endless_shrimp@reddit
What in god's na-- /walter
smokinjoe2345@reddit
Ill have to research her work before I hire her 🙂
SavageTemptation@reddit (OP)
Her work, especially the early ones, were a truly a source of inspiration
smokinjoe2345@reddit
Thanks. This is my last attempt at finding a good lawyer. Lol
Express_Area_8359@reddit
Asia Cabrera attorney at law
Her quid pro quo. Will get off any Lebowski
benevenstancian0@reddit
How’s the law business, Asia?
SeaBag8211@reddit
It's a natural zesty enterprise.
RossMxx@reddit
I'm sorry if your layer is a nympho..
Adventurous_Tower348@reddit
layer?
Dude, are you fuckin' this up?
RossMxx@reddit
I've fixed the cables.
Adventurous_Tower348@reddit
Ah ha! you have answered the call from deine Dispatcher
RossMxx@reddit
I'm ze expert.
Adventurous_Tower348@reddit
That must be exhausting.
SeaBag8211@reddit
That is not the preferred nomenclature.
Cultural-Treacle-680@reddit
What if I’m an ogre. Lots of layers.
Adventurous_Tower348@reddit
Ogre! Ogre! Ogre!
In Walter's previous life after Nam but before he divorced Cynthia:
MarkyMarquam@reddit
Yes. Regrettably, standards have fallen.
SirKermit@reddit
Yeah, well, I still file motions manually.
cantseemeimblackice@reddit
Of course you do
Minute_University_98@reddit
Logjammin plot twist.
SavageTemptation@reddit (OP)
Lawjammin
Traditional_Low_9948@reddit
Yesss. 😂😂😂Funniest comment in an already funny thread. Made me laugh out loud.
SavageTemptation@reddit (OP)
🖤
RedPhule@reddit
Yes, sadly standards have fallen in the legal industry....
Aggravating_Bat3618@reddit
Nice
CurvySmokeShow@reddit
The story is ludicrous
imjustmos@reddit
Let me go find an uh cash machine
MarsNeedsRabbits@reddit
I've been following her for a long time. She seems like a very nice lady. Happy for her.
TowerOfSisyphus@reddit
Defendants like these, huh Gary?
TodayIEarned@reddit
Brings “I’m only doing this to get through law school” to a whole new level…
Far_Out_6and_2@reddit
She’ll know what to do in certain situations if necessary
vandyke_browne@reddit
threlkis@reddit
I wanna fucking lawyer, bill kunstler, or Asia Carrera
Chapaquidich@reddit
Asia American, please…
SeriousHelmetHair@reddit
This is so goddamn funny I can't even believe it.
therealtwomartinis@reddit
…the preferred blow-men-clature
threlkis@reddit
This isn’t a lawyer for the railroads
grinpicker@reddit
Ron Kuby
NathanArizona@reddit
Oraaaa
CriticalSuit1336@reddit
I know my rights, man
RossMxx@reddit
🤣🤣🤣
litigationfool@reddit
As a lawyer, probably a downgrade.
blue_desk@reddit
She’ll file your lien for $1000.
OkImagination1123@reddit
I love this for her.
TheB1G_Lebowski@reddit
LMAO of course it's Texas. You don't have to pass the BAR exam to be an attorney.
But she's gotta feed the monkey.
HOUS2000IAN@reddit
Texas uses the Uniform Bar Exam like most other states…
MiserablePath8621@reddit
Kind of a lateral move, attorneys fuck more people than pornstars
HOUS2000IAN@reddit
Yeah but they make more money doing it.
imstevieshield@reddit
Could you slide your shorts down, Plaintiff, please?
goofydad@reddit
I'd hire her over Kardashian. I know Asia played an attorney in one of her films, so she's got experience.
Stefanz454@reddit
Good for her
GeoHog713@reddit
I guess her hourly rate has gone down
901Soccer@reddit
She goes out and owes money all over town, including to known former poronographers
knivesofsmoothness@reddit
And that's cool.... that's cool.
boop66@reddit
Come on. This affects all of us, man! It's our basic freedoms!
DeuceOfDiamonds@reddit
Bill Cuntsler?
analogkid01@reddit
...or Ron Booby
garakplain@reddit
Her story is really sad but she is also super high iq. We all love her very much!
masterchief69420xxx@reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/2mvw7w/til_asia_carrera_is_a_true_master_race_gamer/
Another fun fact about her.
IS2SPICY4U@reddit
I’ll go find a cash machine
2O2Ohindsight@reddit
That’s some obiter dictum
Mountain_Foot@reddit
Sometimes you pass the bar, and, well—
CoffeePorters@reddit
Sometimes the bar passes you around
RobbMeeX@reddit
That's marvelous...
Traditional_Low_9948@reddit
We're all quite fond of her.
Particular-Village91@reddit
You mean coitus?
Traditional_Low_9948@reddit
I dig your style too. Got a whole lawyer thing goin.
SavageTemptation@reddit (OP)
Is that a law thing?
yoloismymiddlename@reddit
Shut the fuck up Donnie
nithdurr@reddit
You’re like a child, wandering into the middle of a movie and wants to know…
One_Preference_6111@reddit
Far from it
Shoe1314@reddit
…sometimes the bar passes you?
Traditional_Low_9948@reddit
She treats objections like women, dude.
SlowLearnr@reddit
I don’t know, Dafino. How ya gonna keep em down on the farm once they’ve seen Karl Hungus?
dafuqishappening420@reddit
He fixes the cable?
Backtothelab13@reddit
The goddam plane has crashed into the mountain!
BCdelivery@reddit
Zesty enterprise…..
CJefferyF@reddit
Take that shit Kim!!!
misterminnesota@reddit
She looks different without the "lotion "on her face but i think she's supposed to rub it in.
RollAway_theDude@reddit
Storyline is ludicrous
MachewWV@reddit
From the beaver picture?
Particular-Village91@reddit
An amphibious rodent? Within city limits? That ain’t right
81jmfk@reddit
What are you, a fucking park ranger now?
Irish755@reddit
Bea…? You mean “vagina?”
3016137234@reddit
I mean, you represented the guy?
Brainflower2020@reddit
Good for her
tmaster15@reddit
I don’t like that kind of talk!! 🤣🤣🤣
leongranizo@reddit
"bro wiped".
Nevermind, i still jerk of manually.
scrotanimus@reddit
How are you gonna keep em down in the well once they’ve seen Karl Hungus?
wesleydumont@reddit
She has the largest erogenous zone there is.
Background_Swim_5954@reddit
Vagina.
Background_Swim_5954@reddit
Lotta ins and outs over the course of her career.
poop_pebbles@reddit
Im gunna go find an ATM
FriendshipOk5970@reddit
Far out, man 👍
flossaby23@reddit
First of all, dude, you don’t have an ex-porn star. She’s a fucking attorney. With fucking papers.
Striking_Present_736@reddit
Wow. Good on her. Very intelligent woman. Way back in the day she had her own site, that she progammed herself, using Notepad. Concert pianist as a child. Much luck to her.
tbs999@reddit
Damn, using Notepad instead of a code editor is ballsy - even for just HTML.
shootXtoXthrill@reddit
She treat objections like women, man
shootXtoXthrill@reddit
Don’t be fatuous, Jeffery!
PPLavagna@reddit
Asian Persuasion 1-24. Bull of the series dude. Not exactly a lightweight
ddonky@reddit
She looks like she fucks for losers
cw99x@reddit
You see what happens when fuck a strange in the ass, Larry?!
Negative-Wrap95@reddit
I just want to understand this sir, every time an adult actress is cornholed in this fair city, I have to admit them to the bar?
xczechr@reddit
Narrow_String_4831@reddit
Wonderful woman.
GhostofAyabe@reddit
Her work is strongly vaginal, which makes some men uncomfortable
Gotts21@reddit
Pilar?
LordofWithywoods@reddit
She's just here to use the shower
RedWolfMO@reddit
The story is ludicrous
weaponized_sasquatch@reddit
She roundly rejects prior restraint?
elpayo@reddit
Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
NathanArizona@reddit
Excuse me sir this is a family porn-studio
Huge_Marketing4897@reddit
The story is ludicrous.
natasinid@reddit
Mark it 8”, Dude.
rickus13@reddit
She's also got a degree in special education and her daughter is like 12 and already enrolled in college. Good for her, chick is super smart.
Dear_Captain_8932@reddit
You can imagine where it goes from there
DavidForPresident@reddit
She gets her client off?
GrumpyCatStevens@reddit
Not much of a change from her previous profession...
Irish755@reddit
Don’t be fatuous, David
Rolarious80@reddit
Log Jammin’
Fun_Chef134@reddit
She just came over to use the shower and give an opening statement
Flat_6_Theory@reddit
I’m just gonna go find a cash machine.
1lard4all@reddit
Pity to see a successful actor so down on their luck.
NotYerBoyBlue@reddit
Oh.. separate incidences.
Minute_University_98@reddit
What's this day of recess shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man.
You might fool the fucks in the legal office
Eric848448@reddit
From the beaver picture?
I mean, vagina!?
I mean, you know him!?
RCrumb_@reddit
Everybody’s got a past right
NanashiZenkai@reddit
This isnt nam, this is court, there are rules
Legitimate_Object_58@reddit
And proud we are of…all of……..her
CWSandTKP@reddit
Isn’t she a Mensa member? Saw that tidbit in a documentary about retired stars like herself.
3016137234@reddit
Lotta strands in old duder’s head
SirKermit@reddit
Yes, and proud we are of all of her.
OhNoTheDawnPatrol@reddit
Yeah, well, I still get off manually.
Burquetap@reddit
She got her cable fixed!!! 🤣
In all seriousness, she was a child’s piano prodigy, then a porn star and now an attorney. I’d love to read her biography 😂
NoIncrease299@reddit
This compulsive judicator ...
frermanisawesome@reddit
I've seen a lot of pornos, Dude, and this girl is a fake. A fucking goldbricker. This girl fucking fucks. I've never been more certain of anything in my life!
Elmer-Fudd-Gantry@reddit
Omg I seriously remember her, I think from the playboy channel
palabear@reddit
Look, just because we are horny, that doesn’t make us saps!
Minute_University_98@reddit
She is the lawrus
Minute_University_98@reddit
She is the lawrus
Minute_University_98@reddit
She is the lawrus
OhNoTheDawnPatrol@reddit
Shut the fuck up.
forged21@reddit
She’s a Sister Shamus?
kcpistol@reddit
I'm here to fix the cable!
pwmg@reddit
She owes money all over town
palabear@reddit
Including to know pornographers. And that cool. That’s cool.
R_Similacrumb@reddit
She'll file your suit for a thousand dollars.
KurtVongole@reddit
Also, dude, porn star isn't the preferred nomenclature, Asia American, please.
MarkyMarquam@reddit
You didn’t think she’d be rolling into court naked, did you?
CriticalSuit1336@reddit
You can imagine where it goes from here
weaponized_sasquatch@reddit
She roundly rejects prior restraint?
CriticalSuit1336@reddit
Don't be fatuous, Weaponized_sasquatch
FarMagician8042@reddit
On a weekday?
Darkling_13@reddit
What day is it?
SeaBag8211@reddit
Wonderful woman. We are all every fond of her.
DmonFuhz@reddit
She’s genius level smart.
Scared-Ideal-1483@reddit
Mind if she sucks a D?
rpgnymhush@reddit
The Bar Exam's over there.
BartStarrPaperboy@reddit
She went out and achieved anyway!
balsadust@reddit
Maybe she can fix my cable?
Minute_University_98@reddit
Excuse me, dear? The Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!
Minute_University_98@reddit
I hope that one day, my wife can learn to live of her appeals, which are ample.
No_Understanding7431@reddit
Went from the pole to the bar
Dr_Zevil665@reddit
Yes, we’re all very fond of her, very free spirited
iambarrelrider@reddit
I remember her as a teenager. Let me go find a find a cash machine. For a retainer.
cottonhillslostshins@reddit
She will NOT suck your cock for $1000 and Brandt CAN'T watch for $100, anymore
Hank_ct@reddit
Good for her
RossMxx@reddit
She's 'll suck your legal case clean for a thousand dollars.
JonquilCityBoy@reddit
The profession is ludicrous.
PowderedMilkManiac@reddit
You didn’t think she was rollin’ out of there naked, did you?
HVAC_instructor@reddit
So she's still fucking people..
Dry_Description6498@reddit
Brandt can't watch tho unless he pays $100.
texicali74@reddit
Whoriental Sex Academy, particularly the early episodes, are truly a source of inspiration
Cool_Hand_Lute@reddit
he fixes the cable?
Minute_University_98@reddit
Don't be fatuous Jeffrey
TopicPretend4161@reddit
Are you EMPLOYED, ma’am?
Dairyman00111@reddit
Is this a...what day is this?
kharringtonvideoarts@reddit
I know my rights
_WillCAD_@reddit
Far out, man, far fuckin' out.
lebowski-ModTeam@reddit
Walter, face it, there isn’t any connection. Your roll.
(A Lebowski quote slapped onto a pic that no literal relevance to the film is not a connection)