hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
must be Chad again
know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
log onto reddit and open /r/4chan
read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
Fake: anon has a gf
Gay: anon gets disapppointed touching a woman's breast
giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
it's been a good day
i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
otokonokosan@reddit
edigo150@reddit
Fake: anon has a gf Gay: anon gets disapppointed touching a woman's breast
TendieBot2000@reddit
Sa1LoR_JaRRy@reddit
That's because your girl has big knockers, not honkers.
Valuable-Chipmunk784@reddit
Honkahoogas
Commodus_Wankus@reddit
Did they spray hot milk everywhere instead
alberthething@reddit
depends, do you wanna bring mutt's law into this?
derth21@reddit
Natural horns honk louder depending on how aroused the woman is.
Mr__Castle_@reddit
Mfw my wife's high-beams aren't that bright.
Lynorisa@reddit
another lie propegated by big honkers
bmcgowan89@reddit
Well, the upside to real life is that's there's also considerably less falling anvils than OP was probably expecting, so there's also that