yeah idk I've had several women literally send me nudes with no intention of ever getting down so I kinda get why someone wouldn't pick up on this. at this point in my life she would literally have to reach in my pants for me to even BEGIN to believe she's interested
Or, it's true, and the guy is actually married or in a long-term relationship with kids so he can't just leave whenever he wants without an explanation or pre-planning.
His behavior is straight out of Anthony Weiner's playbook.
If US -who's to say there is not some SWAT- or pedo-Hunter team waiting for him?
"Sure, Femanon, I'm gonna be there in 10 and will have my way" - "Oh anon, during the weeks of texting, I totally forgot to mention I'm 17" - cuffs clicking...
With the current state of the US or most western states I sure as hell wouldn't bite either.
The "guy" she's talking to is likely catfishing her into giving nudes so he can use them against her for blackmail. Explains why he didn't just dive in. I've seen each of your souls, I know all of you would.
Anon's date drops the hint that he'd like to verify that """she""" resembles her profile pics in the slightest and she's too busy thinking only of herself to close the circuit.Β Later she goes online to complain that men have poor social skills.Β Many such cases
My thoughts exactly π If the genders were reversed, people would be like "wtf, why would anyone want to go visit you at your place when they only know you from a dating app? It's soo reckless, like a recipe on how to become the next victim of a serial killer"
Alkanfel@reddit
yeah idk I've had several women literally send me nudes with no intention of ever getting down so I kinda get why someone wouldn't pick up on this. at this point in my life she would literally have to reach in my pants for me to even BEGIN to believe she's interested
lessbadassery@reddit
Fake: woman would never be horny
Knowledge_Haver_17@reddit
Itβs biologically impossible for women to get wet, which checks out with my anecdotal experiences as well
FlailingScrotum@reddit
That's an embarrassing confession you just made.
AdZealousideal8613@reddit
Can tell you get 0 action. Incel maybe?
FlailingScrotum@reddit
Apparently i misfired on that zinger. Oh well
DefinitelyNotDonny@reddit
Are you horny?
baudmiksen@reddit
A horny toad
Reading_username@reddit
A mayonnaise filled, bean-bag shaped man wrote this post.
TWK128@reddit
Or, it's true, and the guy is actually married or in a long-term relationship with kids so he can't just leave whenever he wants without an explanation or pre-planning.
His behavior is straight out of Anthony Weiner's playbook.
HamBlamBlam@reddit
You can just say 4channer.
DefinitelyNotDonny@reddit
4chinner
Vospader998@reddit
autist*
Godzillasbrother@reddit
All 4channers are autists, but not all autists are 4channers
Altruistic-Local-541@reddit
im slightly autistic, sometimes I check out 4chan, but im thin
what am I doing wrong?
Thendrail@reddit
More tendies, maybe?
BenderTheLifeEnder@reddit
But you can't just say perchance
myn3meisjo3@reddit
He did though
ya_boi_kaneki@reddit
i did not need that description
somany5s@reddit
I don't remember writing this though, and you just perfectly described me
thermitethrowaway@reddit
No I didn't
rip-droptire@reddit
This is the fakest and gayest one I've ever seen and the bar for that is very high.
philouza_stein@reddit
Does it ever occur to them he might be holding out for his fantasy of a woman to say "I need your cock now"?
Objective-Lawyer5428@reddit
If US -who's to say there is not some SWAT- or pedo-Hunter team waiting for him?
"Sure, Femanon, I'm gonna be there in 10 and will have my way" - "Oh anon, during the weeks of texting, I totally forgot to mention I'm 17" - cuffs clicking...
With the current state of the US or most western states I sure as hell wouldn't bite either.
Ok_Implement_555@reddit
Here king, you dropped these: ππππ
Banzle@reddit
??????????
corropcion@reddit
Or he may not want to donate his kidneys that day. I would be careful too.
Equivalent_Chipmunk@reddit
Sometimes, yeah, but those women tend to end up married and not whining on the internet about how guys don't get their hints.
Of course, 99% chance this is just made up by some dude in his mom's basement.
cheese0muncher@reddit
Fake, no woman calles her foofoo a 'coochie'!
Thin_General_8594@reddit
My ex did
wordjedi@reddit
one of mine called it her "kitty" blaarrghπ€’
wordjedi@reddit
anonetta is morbidly deathfat and he just wanted somebody to sext with aka "matched on Bumble"
Res_Novae17@reddit
He's catfishing her. He's obese IRL.
Azurey@reddit
Pretty sure a dude wrote this.
TreezusSaves@reddit
The "guy" she's talking to is likely catfishing her into giving nudes so he can use them against her for blackmail. Explains why he didn't just dive in. I've seen each of your souls, I know all of you would.
Invulnerablility@reddit
I had a girl tell me something like this, but I prefer not to invite myself to a house that is not even hers.
Ceyless@reddit
If I just matched with a girl I am not going over to her house right away oh hell no
Thenderick@reddit
IF true, then this is the biggest generational fumble... Makes me wonder what the old 4chan saying was again...
mighty_bandersnatch@reddit
Anon's date drops the hint that he'd like to verify that """she""" resembles her profile pics in the slightest and she's too busy thinking only of herself to close the circuit.Β Later she goes online to complain that men have poor social skills.Β Many such cases
Mamu5hka@reddit
As funny as the post is, this is a very good point, 'she' could have a chainsaw waiting for him for all we know.
Lunathiel@reddit
My thoughts exactly π If the genders were reversed, people would be like "wtf, why would anyone want to go visit you at your place when they only know you from a dating app? It's soo reckless, like a recipe on how to become the next victim of a serial killer"
MikeHoteI@reddit
Doesn't even have to be even like that some gangs use these trapping methods for easy licks.
Ploutz@reddit
βοΈ
Goldiegoodie@reddit
This is fake and gay, but if it was real he is probably married and just wants to sext.
THESUACED@reddit
How's your day going?
Ryengu@reddit
You got got by a bot.Β
dotheeroar@reddit
No thank you
No-Section-4385@reddit
What's more funny a 4chinner made this up?
Or some chick out there fell for the old chat bot scam.
Minghas@reddit
fake: anon larps a woman gay: anon thinks about receiving a dick pic
Geckobeer@reddit
I know we're all sarcastic here all the time, but I really needed the laugh I got from this comment π€π»
ForumsDwelling@reddit
Come on bro this was an easy fake and gay to come up with π
Sethleoric@reddit
I'm gonna go against the grain and say
Real: Anon's sext partner couldn't take a hint
Gay: Anon was actually on Grindr
KnownAsAnother@reddit
Reminds me of the quote from Nostalgia Critic's The Room review:
"Oh my god, do you need landing lights to the bed, she wants to SLEEP WITH YOU!!!"
Gets me every time.
YU_AKI@reddit
We've all been there.
Replace 'bumble' with 'Grindr' and yup
iameveryoneelse@reddit
idontknowjuspickone@reddit
whysoblyatiful@reddit
fake: ain't no way anon's a woman
gay: anon sent a dick pic back
Junior_Box_2800@reddit
Definitely not a woman lmao
binjifye@reddit
fake: woman who isnβt trying to waste time gay: anon is a man telling his fantasies
ConfidentMongoose@reddit
If anonette is post op, she should have sent him her new coochie pics
AdamofSnakes@reddit
TGTFO