Femanon fails at sexting

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Alkanfel@reddit

yeah idk I've had several women literally send me nudes with no intention of ever getting down so I kinda get why someone wouldn't pick up on this. at this point in my life she would literally have to reach in my pants for me to even BEGIN to believe she's interested

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lessbadassery@reddit

Fake: woman would never be horny

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Knowledge_Haver_17@reddit

It’s biologically impossible for women to get wet, which checks out with my anecdotal experiences as well

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FlailingScrotum@reddit

That's an embarrassing confession you just made.

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AdZealousideal8613@reddit

Can tell you get 0 action. Incel maybe?

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FlailingScrotum@reddit

Apparently i misfired on that zinger. Oh well

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DefinitelyNotDonny@reddit

Are you horny?

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baudmiksen@reddit

A horny toad

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Reading_username@reddit

A mayonnaise filled, bean-bag shaped man wrote this post.

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TWK128@reddit

Or, it's true, and the guy is actually married or in a long-term relationship with kids so he can't just leave whenever he wants without an explanation or pre-planning.

His behavior is straight out of Anthony Weiner's playbook.

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HamBlamBlam@reddit

You can just say 4channer.

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DefinitelyNotDonny@reddit

4chinner

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Vospader998@reddit

autist*

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Godzillasbrother@reddit

All 4channers are autists, but not all autists are 4channers

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Altruistic-Local-541@reddit

im slightly autistic, sometimes I check out 4chan, but im thin

what am I doing wrong?

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Thendrail@reddit

More tendies, maybe?

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BenderTheLifeEnder@reddit

But you can't just say perchance

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myn3meisjo3@reddit

He did though

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ya_boi_kaneki@reddit

i did not need that description

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somany5s@reddit

I don't remember writing this though, and you just perfectly described me

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thermitethrowaway@reddit

No I didn't

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rip-droptire@reddit

This is the fakest and gayest one I've ever seen and the bar for that is very high.

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philouza_stein@reddit

Does it ever occur to them he might be holding out for his fantasy of a woman to say "I need your cock now"?

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Objective-Lawyer5428@reddit

If US -who's to say there is not some SWAT- or pedo-Hunter team waiting for him?

"Sure, Femanon, I'm gonna be there in 10 and will have my way" - "Oh anon, during the weeks of texting, I totally forgot to mention I'm 17" - cuffs clicking...

With the current state of the US or most western states I sure as hell wouldn't bite either.

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Ok_Implement_555@reddit

Here king, you dropped these: 💊💊💊💊

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Banzle@reddit

??????????

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corropcion@reddit

Or he may not want to donate his kidneys that day. I would be careful too.

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Equivalent_Chipmunk@reddit

Sometimes, yeah, but those women tend to end up married and not whining on the internet about how guys don't get their hints.

Of course, 99% chance this is just made up by some dude in his mom's basement.

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cheese0muncher@reddit

Fake, no woman calles her foofoo a 'coochie'!

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Thin_General_8594@reddit

My ex did

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wordjedi@reddit

one of mine called it her "kitty" blaarrgh🤢

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wordjedi@reddit

anonetta is morbidly deathfat and he just wanted somebody to sext with aka "matched on Bumble"

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Res_Novae17@reddit

He's catfishing her. He's obese IRL.

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Azurey@reddit

Pretty sure a dude wrote this.

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TreezusSaves@reddit

The "guy" she's talking to is likely catfishing her into giving nudes so he can use them against her for blackmail. Explains why he didn't just dive in. I've seen each of your souls, I know all of you would.

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Invulnerablility@reddit

I had a girl tell me something like this, but I prefer not to invite myself to a house that is not even hers.

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Ceyless@reddit

If I just matched with a girl I am not going over to her house right away oh hell no

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Thenderick@reddit

IF true, then this is the biggest generational fumble... Makes me wonder what the old 4chan saying was again...

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mighty_bandersnatch@reddit

Anon's date drops the hint that he'd like to verify that """she""" resembles her profile pics in the slightest and she's too busy thinking only of herself to close the circuit. Later she goes online to complain that men have poor social skills. Many such cases

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Mamu5hka@reddit

As funny as the post is, this is a very good point, 'she' could have a chainsaw waiting for him for all we know.

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Lunathiel@reddit

My thoughts exactly 🙃 If the genders were reversed, people would be like "wtf, why would anyone want to go visit you at your place when they only know you from a dating app? It's soo reckless, like a recipe on how to become the next victim of a serial killer"

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