Anon is creating a new Star (Trans) Wars!
Posted by FantasticWeirdPerson@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 45 comments
Posted by FantasticWeirdPerson@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 45 comments
Reading_username@reddit
low effort post.
It makes MUCH more sense for Ahsoka to be trans, which is why the entire jedi order distrusted her during the clone wars and demanded "visual examinations" before she could be readmitted. Don't you remember when Obi wan talked about performing them, and how she was a good friend?
The transphobic fascist Jedi order is then destroyed by the woke chancellor who becomes emperor, and then changes the military to remove the exclusionary guidelines for stormtroopers to allow anyone to join? He even spends a lot of time and energy hunting down Jedi chuds and cancelling them.
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TheMorbidHobo@reddit
That wouod make a lot more sense, but these people aren't in the business of making sense. It's low effort pander slop, so it will be anakina and you (won't) like it (or watch it).
O-03-03@reddit
Obi Wan would never talk ill of the tightest pussy on their side of the galaxy.
Reading_username@reddit
Certainly not. Part of official Jedi training, of course.
duzra@reddit
What is a TERF?
Reading_username@reddit
A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, it meant:
total empire resisting force-user
Today, in the galaxy we're in, it means:
trans-exclusionary radical feminist -- AKA people like JK Rowling who have been feminists forever, but are anti-trans people. Basically feminists who only support biological females.
RetroTheGameBro@reddit
Translation: "I'm stuck in 2016 era ignorance because I'm so averse to change and progress I make the Amish look futuristic."
No-Section-4385@reddit
Both parties are equally flawed.
Perfect_Upstairs_848@reddit
Anon is miserable & completely obsessed with transgender people.
thr33beggars@reddit
I can’t imagine spending any mental energy on transgender people. I don’t find them attractive at all.
Don’t…don’t check my porn search history, though.
IrregularrAF@reddit
Fr, I’m just gay and can’t commit to the bit yet. 🗿
Icy_Magician_9372@reddit
When you're gay but still have a thing for boobs. It's okay bro you do you.
Hopeful_Cat_6249@reddit
no offense but please get help for your porn addiction
Bupod@reddit
Anon wants to be TOPPED
idontknowjuspickone@reddit
Licensed_Silver_Simp@reddit
Anon does not realize that Palpatine was based on Richard Nixon
drak0ni@reddit
This isn’t even funny
vjmdhzgr@reddit
The yoda line is though
AcademicLength1086@reddit
This could unironically be incredibly based if they play it completely straight and earnestly
Trollberto__@reddit
2026, still uses "based" unironically... I guess some dudes hang on to their virginity with all in their power
KaiserConvoy@reddit
Prestigious-Fig1172@reddit
Okay, this is epic
ThatGuyYouMightNo@reddit
They wouldn't do that because then they can't show the movie in China
Reading_username@reddit
Will the honorable /u/XiJinpingPressParody chime in here?
Hopeful_Cat_6249@reddit
Anakino.
Wings4514@reddit
Make Anakina a furry too
bitchnibba47@reddit
graham linehan, is that you?
Laxhoop2525@reddit
OP didn’t even think to name them “Tranikan”, OP didn’t even put the bare minimum amount of effort into this.
RainfordCrow@reddit
well at least they used the correct pronouncs for an hipotetical trans Anakin(a?)
renraks0809@reddit
None of this is funny except for the last line that one was so dumb it's good
RedditModPowerBottom@reddit
Tranakin
mucharuchakaralucha@reddit
Anon has been obsessively rewatching the same PWNED FEMINAZI TRIGGERED MLG 420 GENDERS COMPILATION on YouTube since 2016 and his brain never recovered
SpookusIguanus@reddit
Anon is stuck in like 2018
TKRAYKATS@reddit
I don't what scare the most, the plot, or the fact that it actually could be possible to make it in a Star Wars remake
Reading_username@reddit
obvious satire is obvious
TKRAYKATS@reddit
I mean, lot of "obvious" things got real so....
borowiczko@reddit
thr33beggars@reddit
"He was the hottest transsexual in the galaxy, and an excellent lover. I remember seeing him as a young boy and feeling no sexual attraction to him whatsoever, but then I caught him wearing Padme’s clothes and thought it was the behaviors of a child with a weird crush but then I heard him saying “would you fuck me?” to himself in their mirror like in Silence of the Lambs which apparently exists in the Star Wars universe. Anyways, he looked so cute in that gown that I knew I had to have him as a padawan so I could tap that ass the second he turned of legal age. Luckily, on Coruscant the legal age is ten so I knew I only needed to wait a year. Well, to make him my padawan I had to submit him to the Jedi Council and we all know they hate trans people so they told me it’s a little gay that I wanted him as my apprentice. I told Yoda to kick rocks and made him my apprentice anyways. He transitioned over the next few years and I swear to god, with how good medical science is in space, Anakin’s pussy was the best I’ve ever had. Better than his mother’s, that’s for sure. So I fucked my apprentice until I got bored and then I dumped him in some lava.
.. and he was a good friend.
FC_mania@reddit
This is what Ranting for Vengeance genuinely believes Kathleen Kennedy wants
CrushEastKorea@reddit
Fake = (obviously)
Gay = OP is fantasising about trans Anakin (tranakin if you will)
drak0ni@reddit
Tranakin was literally right there, anon needs to take some creative writing classes.
NomadicScribe@reddit
Does Anakina become Darth Muder?
Icy_Cupcake_8076@reddit
Please make it happen, it would be hilarious.
Thin_General_8594@reddit
Anon makes up fictional scenario and gets mad at it
Perturabo_Lupercal@reddit
Anakina 😂