"He was the hottest transsexual in the galaxy, and an excellent lover. I remember seeing him as a young boy and feeling no sexual attraction to him whatsoever, but then I caught him wearing Padme’s clothes and thought it was the behaviors of a child with a weird crush but then I heard him saying “would you fuck me?” to himself in their mirror like in Silence of the Lambs which apparently exists in the Star Wars universe. Anyways, he looked so cute in that gown that I knew I had to have him as a padawan so I could tap that ass the second he turned of legal age. Luckily, on Coruscant the legal age is ten so I knew I only needed to wait a year. Well, to make him my padawan I had to submit him to the Jedi Council and we all know they hate trans people so they told me it’s a little gay that I wanted him as my apprentice. I told Yoda to kick rocks and made him my apprentice anyways. He transitioned over the next few years and I swear to god, with how good medical science is in space, Anakin’s pussy was the best I’ve ever had. Better than his mother’s, that’s for sure. So I fucked my apprentice until I got bored and then I dumped him in some lava.

.. and he was a good friend.