Gobbless Aldi smoked chedda
Posted by Carpjesus@reddit | bestestgunnitweekend | View on Reddit | 35 comments
Posted by Carpjesus@reddit | bestestgunnitweekend | View on Reddit | 35 comments
sunkentacoma@reddit
Narragansett beer is perfect for crimes against humanity, delicious
L1FT_K1T@reddit
Dawg u know what. I know we are in a sex positive sub and everything but I get this fight or flight feeling whenever I see things that have been inside of ppl on here. And I have worked in an adult store before, so it’s definitely something about YALL in particular causing me to feel that way
NotSightmarkSimon@reddit
Carpjesus@reddit (OP)
Good.
KilldozerPrincess@reddit
Coming for my brand
Carpjesus@reddit (OP)
Sorry. Was it the pre diced onions or the rouge garlic?
KilldozerPrincess@reddit
Actually in retrospect I don’t even know what kind of weird toy that is so imma let you have this one lol
ObservedWar@reddit
(X) Doubt
KilldozerPrincess@reddit
I believe it may be for boys and that’s none of my business lol
Few-Mood6580@reddit
Prostate
MrGriff2@reddit
Pro....state?
Libertarians heard screaming in the distance
Carpjesus@reddit (OP)
Nah, Lovense flexer. It’s one of those neat ones you can control from your phone. I’m just the operator.
Sneaux96@reddit
Don't sell yourself short, you're at least an oper9or.
Bradadonasaurus@reddit
I assumed this was you in the first place.
Carpjesus@reddit (OP)
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laserslaserslasers@reddit
So many people have dildos. Why are there so many dildos? I thought there'd only be a few dildos!?!
Carpjesus@reddit (OP)
Ass ain’t gonna fuck itself hoss
theb00mScicle@reddit
I keep mine cold too, perfect for those hott summer nights.
Abeham@reddit
there was only supposed to be a few dildos but obviously there's some unicorns in the midst that just want to be the next kp, so here we are.
Madetoprint@reddit
Must be some kind of depraved sicko degenerate...if you actually enjoy drinking that lime beer.
spiffysimon@reddit
Eh, that's the first lime beer I've ever had that didn't taste like chemicals. Honestly pretty good
Madetoprint@reddit
Just ribbing you. I might actually try it out (for I too, am a degen).
spiffysimon@reddit
I'm not the OP, just another alcoholic scrolling reddit at work lol.
Madetoprint@reddit
The question still stands.
Comfortable-Charge-8@reddit
Weak dildo game step it up to a pipebomb and I'll be impressed
Carpjesus@reddit (OP)
Since the incident my girlfriend won’t let me make bombs in the house. To be fair I am a huge fan of our new open floor plan.
Comfortable-Charge-8@reddit
Some fucking nerd got my comment nuked 🤣 fucking turbo gayyyy
roachbooty@reddit
Where did you get like beer? I’m planting flowers and doing yard pops later so that sounds refreshing
Carpjesus@reddit (OP)
Beer store down da block. I believe garage is available nationwide but I may be wrong.
roachbooty@reddit
It’s sold out all around me 😔
iamaconsolepsnt@reddit
Harbor freight tlr1 on a 2011 is a level of 🅱️tardation i aspire to
Carpjesus@reddit (OP)
Mac 9ds nothing too fancy over here
iamaconsolepsnt@reddit
Working good for you so far?
Carpjesus@reddit (OP)
I love it dude. I bought it used locally for $600, put a couple hours in polishing it, and put a EGW light ignition kit in it. I wouldn’t trust it to carry but a comped 2011 with a 2 pound trigger that is halfway reliable for under $800 is tough to beat.
MD_0904@reddit
Ooo adventure !