ULPT Request - Help me subtly piss off my neighbours
Posted by No_Permit_1563@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 17 comments
We live in a townhouse complex. They repeatedly complain about me parking my car parallel to my own house. While this is technically against HOA, all neighbours have been doing this for years. We just don't report each other bc no one's cars are in any way blocking anyone else's. If I didn't park parallel, I'd have to park behind my roommate's car in the garage which is inconvenient because then I'd have to move my car to let her leave every time she wants to go somewhere.
Now this bitch is making it a problem for literally no reason. Since I'm technically in the wrong here I can't really do anything with the HOA but can anyone recommend me some way to annoy them subtly?
They are directly next door to us - our backyards share a wall. I can't enter their yard though because the complex has CCTV and they have two annoying ass little dogs that bark like crazy when the wind so much as blows. Any ideas???
soparamens@reddit
Send the other neighbors forged letters treathening to sue them because of stupid reasons, so they get all angry with her.
beachbum818@reddit
Set up wind chimes to set the dogs off.
Throw strawberry seeds into her front lawn then report her for weeds.
SignificantZombie729@reddit
Mint seeds as well.
andy-3290@reddit
And catnip
JoinedReddit@reddit
Learn to speak taco bell. I believe if you can get them to bark yo quiro enough, it may be against HOA covenants
No_Permit_1563@reddit (OP)
...what?
LOUDPACK_MASTERCHEF@reddit
it sounds like you are already subtly pissing her off by parking in the street
No_Permit_1563@reddit (OP)
True 😭😭
jarrucho@reddit
Since I once read on this sub to blast porn on big speakers that’s what I always suggest
No_Permit_1563@reddit (OP)
I would but that would just result in me getting hit with another fine because that also breaks the rules and it would be very obvious who's doing it
bcardin221@reddit
Ethical tip: Get a copy of the HOA guidelines and nitpick her to death.
Unethical tip: Piss discs.
No_Permit_1563@reddit (OP)
I am WAITING for her to break a rule lmao. She's already parked her car outside on a couple occasions. We sent the estate agent a photo today and she said she can't do anything rn because the pic is old but next time it happens to report it immediately. I think the landlords are sick of her shit too tbh. One other tenant in the complex actually moved out because of her
stabbingrabbit@reddit
Tell the HOA if they enforce the rule on you, they have to enforce on everyone. Make the other neighbors upset at her also. Then throw food that attracts raccoons in her back yard.
No_Permit_1563@reddit (OP)
Oh everyone hates her already. My neighbour on the other side already had a screaming match with her. I might throw bird seed on her roof maybe, we don't have any raccoons but we do have a ton of pigeons
Correct_Cat4414@reddit
Yes, this only works however if you covertly make it clear that it was the Neighbor who mandated enforcement and not you. This is the best suggestion however, the whole community in essence will be doing your dirty work, lol
jdthejerk@reddit
When it rains, throw a few dozen bouillon cubes in their yard. Once they dissolve, their dogs and other animals will digs holes trying to find where the smell is coming from.
13wilso13@reddit
Complain to the HOA about her dogs barking?