A plate of white.
Posted by Jeramy_Jones@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 78 comments
Posted by Jeramy_Jones@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 78 comments
Aelnir@reddit
Typical German Dinner
BlueFox1449@reddit
Gastronomical Fanfiction. Nobody would do this in Bavaria.
NeedsToShutUp@reddit
*Breakfast.
Weisswurst is considered improper to eat after noon due to it lacking preservatives.
De-railled@reddit
Interesting,
I was going to guess British, because of potatoes and sausage.
German sausages look more appetizing here.
FormingTheVoid@reddit
That's a German weisswurst (white sausage). British food is more brown. Actually, mostly brown lol
loveslightblue@reddit
What does it taste like?
FormingTheVoid@reddit
Like many European sausages. Meat with maybe some garlic, herbs, and sweet spices. Idk the exact recipe.
loveslightblue@reddit
Sounds nice. I can't figure the white out lol. I guess it's incredibly fatty?
FormingTheVoid@reddit
Wikipedia says it has pork fatback apparently, I guess that's why. I was right about the spices too mostly.
loveslightblue@reddit
Damn I can't wait to roast one of those babies hopefully and have the fat melt out over some potatoes. 🤌
friftar@reddit
They're not very fatty, and don't you dare roast them, that will get you crucified.
Normal preparation is to bring a pot of water to a boil, take it off the heat, and let the sausages warm up until the water is at slightly more than handwarm.
Serve with a Brezn, sweet mustard, and a wheat beer.
loveslightblue@reddit
Well thank you kindly, I would like to avoid bloodshed if I ever visit Germany. What is a Brezn if I may ask?
strolpol@reddit
They use normal salt instead of nitrate salt that turns most sausages pink
Street_Top3205@reddit
I know it's german the moment I see the ~rat shit~ fennel seeds there.
OrignalSauce@reddit
British would have more biege than white, also sausages would be fried in a unhealthy amount of oil.
NocturnisVacuus@reddit
really?
I am writing down "don't go to germany, they have boring looking food"
blufflord@reddit
Were you planning on eating at this particular German's house?
JustMeLurkingAround-@reddit
But if these are Weißwürste this is so wrong, it might be illegal in Bavaria. If you don't eat them with Weißwurst mustard and brezn, what are you even doing?
friftar@reddit
Can confirm, highly illegal, the punishment is a Bockfotzn.
Also illegal to eat them after noon, the punishment for that is, you guessed it, a Bockfotzn.
Don't forget the Weissbier either, while it's not illegal to not have one (or a few), it's highly frowned upon.
IndependentMacaroon@reddit
How does that compare to a Watschn
friftar@reddit
Fortunately, there's a great tutorial, explaining terminology, technique, and severity.
WillowFlip@reddit
Niiice
IndependentMacaroon@reddit
The potatoes are usually yellow and the sausages browned. Or sourdough bread instead of potatoes.
nobodychef07@reddit
Traditionally you dont brown weißwurst. Kinda ruins the name.
JustMeLurkingAround-@reddit
You also don't eat them with potatoes and kraut.
digoreto@reddit
Your food might have hepatitis
TheSheWhoSaidThats@reddit
Not shitty. Looks like the food of my people to me (Eastern Europe)
47D@reddit
The meal of my ancestors. Just need a stein of beer (and or Guinness, depending if that's Irish cabbage or German sauerkraut)
misfitofscience76@reddit
Oi
ScoobaaSteve@reddit
Saw another post on here hating on brats and saurkraut. I dont get it, might look boring but shits fire 🔥🔥🔥
IndependentMacaroon@reddit
If you aren't used to cabbage you might shit fire as well
ElLoboNeverDies@reddit
Id to hear what this would be named in England.
Ok_Nothing_8028@reddit
Soo not appetizing
Elegant-Cash7897@reddit
Has any of this seen an oven?
bilbul168@reddit
Swiss people will look at this and happily pay 50 euro for it
Eric848448@reddit
Colonoscopy prep?
MlCOLASH_CAGE@reddit
it’s crazy how the entire plate is the same color
IllBowl8728@reddit
And for your drink
Acrobatic-Painter366@reddit
Weißbier
DiamondTippedDriller@reddit
Add sweet mustard and I’m in.
currymuttonpizza@reddit
Please, please, that plate is calling out for mustard 😢
Consistent-Menu-6629@reddit
It passes the beige test. Very safe meal.
Gauntlets28@reddit
Yeah, but very tasty I'm sure.
tessathemurdervilles@reddit
Ahh! I just made this same meal! With the addition of white asparagus. I’m in Germany lol.
IndependentMacaroon@reddit
Spargel ohne Soße? Raus!!
LarsDuder@reddit
Those are some incredibly sad looking potatoes..
IndependentMacaroon@reddit
They're just a little pale
IndependentMacaroon@reddit
Germanic blanc-manger
LatterParty182@reddit
wow that’s idk
MammothPenguin69@reddit
That actually looks tasty.
largetreat@reddit
That plate reminds me of the city of Brisbane.
Beige.
dankmcganx@reddit
Turned a whiter, shade of pale
daCold_Brew45@reddit
Looks like a good plate of white honestly
tobotic@reddit
Is that fried cabbage, potato, and sausage? Maybe visually uninspiring, but should taste good.
Jeramy_Jones@reddit (OP)
Home made sauerkraut actually
FormingTheVoid@reddit
Nice, I wanna try that myself. I've been making kimchi and currently trying to make fermented hot sauce, but it keeps getting mold or yeast.
Dawnzarelli@reddit
Weisswurst is my favorite wurst. I love this plate.Â
retecsin@reddit
This is unservable
BananApocalypse@reddit
What is this enticing bowl of white??
polysnip@reddit
That looks delicious
Barkinsons@reddit
Nothing will suck the soul out of you like German food
PsyShoXX@reddit
You obviously never had actual German food then.
Barkinsons@reddit
Würd ich jetzt nicht behaupten
AppropriateCoat9@reddit
On a road trip through Germany I had great food, even the snacks and pastries at service stops were good
Mysterious-Egg-624@reddit
What’s happening here
CosmicAlienFox@reddit
Honestly this is a solid 8/10 dinner.
DrDentonMask@reddit
Dude, I got some horseradish to add to that. Gon' be *goood*
Pasi_Toskiainen@reddit
It's probably pretty good, though.
E_Blasty@reddit
And no glass of milk?
c1n3man@reddit
Cumin?
the-strong-man@reddit
Why am i laughing so much. I was just talking about the red and green hulk and now all I can think about is this white hulk of a plate
InSearchOfTyrael@reddit
would
a_spicy_meata_balla@reddit
I'd say this is more beige. Still would though.
zouss@reddit
Looks like it'll be a good meal once you cook it
ArmageddonRetrospect@reddit
that looks excellent
kuncol02@reddit
Would be better with braised sauerkraut, but looks fine otherwise.
bourbonwelfare@reddit
Beige?
outtasight68@reddit
😢