I knew a guy who vehemently denied the French revolution happened. Like CONCRETELY denied that this well documented well researched event in french history ever happened. We are not French, we don't live in france, but he still RABIDLY denied that it ever happened. I don't remember all of his evidence but one of his arguments was that cameras didnt exist back then, and as such it was easier to fake things like this. He also said that painters were paid lots of money to paint fake events to placate the plebs.
Now you as well as I was in that moment are probably wondering, well what does this change if it was faked? His answer. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Of course man it was so long ago this wouldn't have changed anything in our lives why are you being so weird about this?
You may also be of the mindset that well, that's weird but I guess its the kind of thing that you might never talk about. How often do you sit around talking about who your favorite deposed monarch is? The issue is he brought it up ALL THE TIME as a "fun fact" in my opinion fun facts need 3 rules. They need to be fun, which conspiracy theories almost never are because of how angry the speaker gets, They need to be FACTS and 3 the secret rule no one talks about, you need to not get FURIOUS when people just dont care about your fact. If he started talking about this and no one took the bait he would get MAD and start pacing around the room trying to spark up the conversation again the MOMENT whatever people were talking about died down.
I remember being on the old BBS’s with a 14.4 modem and also talking online with the 10 free hours of AOL, and telling a friend about how great the internet is and was going to be in a few years. How it would connect us and give us facts in an instant. How it would bring us all together across the planet into a peaceful future. He said, “just wait till it hits the trailer parks, you won’t think that”. Apparently he meant wales.
Ok so you know how with little babies they don't have object permanence and when you cover your face during peekaboo they think you actually vaporized out of existence cuz they can't see you?
Anon's dad is doing the same thing - "I didn't see it so it didn't happen" - same applies to holocaust or 9/11 deniers, its apl the same infantile bullshit
You'd think they had grown out of it by the time they were 2 years old...
I guess object permanence is too hard to grasp for some people
Science pretty much confirmed majority of boomer can't imagine, as in they cannot form a picture in their head based on descriptions because their IQ is below the requirement to do so. They work around things they know, so if they haven't seen it in person then they refuse to believe it at all. It's why it's so easy to control them with media since it's equivalent to showing kids picture cards and telling them whatever they see are real.
Fathers in general got weird quirks like that. My dad is an atheist, finds any form of religion and mythology to be make-believe from the stone age.
But when I suggested gifting my cooking interested sister a fancy chef's knife for her birthday he became extremely paranoid that it's just not something you're ever allowed to do, because that will lead to bad things.
this is very funny and I always remember it whenever I, in Spain, pass by a single graffiti, no context, in the middle of rural Spain where no tourism really exist, that reads "No Dutch!"
xXxMindBreakxXx@reddit
I knew a guy who vehemently denied the French revolution happened. Like CONCRETELY denied that this well documented well researched event in french history ever happened. We are not French, we don't live in france, but he still RABIDLY denied that it ever happened. I don't remember all of his evidence but one of his arguments was that cameras didnt exist back then, and as such it was easier to fake things like this. He also said that painters were paid lots of money to paint fake events to placate the plebs.
Now you as well as I was in that moment are probably wondering, well what does this change if it was faked? His answer. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Of course man it was so long ago this wouldn't have changed anything in our lives why are you being so weird about this?
You may also be of the mindset that well, that's weird but I guess its the kind of thing that you might never talk about. How often do you sit around talking about who your favorite deposed monarch is? The issue is he brought it up ALL THE TIME as a "fun fact" in my opinion fun facts need 3 rules. They need to be fun, which conspiracy theories almost never are because of how angry the speaker gets, They need to be FACTS and 3 the secret rule no one talks about, you need to not get FURIOUS when people just dont care about your fact. If he started talking about this and no one took the bait he would get MAD and start pacing around the room trying to spark up the conversation again the MOMENT whatever people were talking about died down.
Really weird guy.
K4nzler1871@reddit
Free Turpentine
Infamous_Hippo7486@reddit
Where’s Turpentine?
Lichruler@reddit
Ligma balls!
Strict_Space_1994@reddit
Based as fuck, if you’re going to deny a genocide find one that nobody cares about
S4l47@reddit
Many such cases
Vinyl-addict@reddit
This is a classic
damnumalone@reddit
It might be my all time favourite greentext
mr_dr_personman@reddit
The basement ogre is mine. The image of a grotesque man digging out the walls of an elderly couples basement with a spoon is burned into my mind
guramika@reddit
Mine has to go to Gene. I was wheezing after reading it, dont know why
damnumalone@reddit
I actually think I only ever saw it posted once too - it just stuck with me forever to the point that I just randomly send it to people sometimes
ZeInsaneErke@reddit
Mine is the titta one
damnumalone@reddit
Titta is great.
My runner up is “anon meets gene”
RaiderCat_12@reddit
I for one love both the Ballad of Ella and Anon Wipes his Ass with the Bible
ZeInsaneErke@reddit
Holy shit I didn't know that one but that was a great read xD Thank you!
WangChungtonight13@reddit
Hustimaxxing for the win
etlucent@reddit
I remember being on the old BBS’s with a 14.4 modem and also talking online with the 10 free hours of AOL, and telling a friend about how great the internet is and was going to be in a few years. How it would connect us and give us facts in an instant. How it would bring us all together across the planet into a peaceful future. He said, “just wait till it hits the trailer parks, you won’t think that”. Apparently he meant wales.
DreamDeckUp@reddit
that guy can see the future
Paratwa@reddit
Nah he meant the back of a sheep’s ass not Wales, it just happens to be where that happens most.
Exurota@reddit
Hey, lots of caravan parks in Wales, it's a very profitable industry for farmers.
sassydodo@reddit
I mean Wales is a trailer park of sorts
Fredfredfred777@reddit
This but with India
YoungDiscord@reddit
Ok so you know how with little babies they don't have object permanence and when you cover your face during peekaboo they think you actually vaporized out of existence cuz they can't see you?
Anon's dad is doing the same thing - "I didn't see it so it didn't happen" - same applies to holocaust or 9/11 deniers, its apl the same infantile bullshit
You'd think they had grown out of it by the time they were 2 years old...
I guess object permanence is too hard to grasp for some people
myroosterprettyfunny@reddit
Sounds like a bunch of Tutsi Lies...
YoungDiscord@reddit
Oooh look at these shiny colorful keys! Don't look at me look at these keysss!
myroosterprettyfunny@reddit
The Tutsi have got to send better liars than this...
make_reddit_great@reddit
How much did the Tutsis pay you to post this?!?!
TomatoSpecialist6879@reddit
Science pretty much confirmed majority of boomer can't imagine, as in they cannot form a picture in their head based on descriptions because their IQ is below the requirement to do so. They work around things they know, so if they haven't seen it in person then they refuse to believe it at all. It's why it's so easy to control them with media since it's equivalent to showing kids picture cards and telling them whatever they see are real.
harnasje@reddit
Spoken like a real Tutsi Liar
Obese-Reddit-Mod@reddit
anons grandpa is spiritually Turkish
TheSwecurse@reddit
Fathers in general got weird quirks like that. My dad is an atheist, finds any form of religion and mythology to be make-believe from the stone age.
But when I suggested gifting my cooking interested sister a fancy chef's knife for her birthday he became extremely paranoid that it's just not something you're ever allowed to do, because that will lead to bad things.
Bildunngsroman@reddit
We need more people like your Grandpa, machete in hand, hungry as a Hutu.
Angry_Robot@reddit
Everyone needs a hobby.
kapaipiekai@reddit
This is good ol fashioned greentext nonsense
zqmbgn@reddit
this is very funny and I always remember it whenever I, in Spain, pass by a single graffiti, no context, in the middle of rural Spain where no tourism really exist, that reads "No Dutch!"
2BEN-2C93@reddit
To be fair, I'm not surprised.
There's something about the dutch that lets them penetrate far further inland than anyone else.
We stayed with my missus' uncle in rural portugal - dead centre of the country. 2 hrs drive at least from the coast, 3 from Lisbon.
Only tourists other than ourselves? Dutch cyclists trying to cycle across Iberia.
Warm_Entertainer_969@reddit
True autist, pick an obscure topic and stick with it.
2BEN-2C93@reddit
It has to be commended really
2BEN-2C93@reddit
Still a top5 4chan post for me all these years on
iz-Moff@reddit
I heard that the genocide in Rwanda was orchestrated by Don Cheadle!
Roadkillgoblin_2@reddit
Fake: genocide
Gay: two men talking
dazdra76@reddit
Yeah the gay part really is wales
st1nkf1st@reddit
Old but gold
LordAlfrey@reddit
Anon is sounding like a Tutsi liar
WarlordHelmsman@reddit
when are YOU taking the hutupill?
Amphetameanie_@reddit (OP)
I won't be fooled by Welsh shenanigans
Alexzander1001@reddit
Holy shit i hope this is real
SudhaTheHill@reddit
Gramps needs his medicine and jello