anon is trying to become grape from raisin.
Posted by Brave-Influence7510@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 59 comments
Posted by Brave-Influence7510@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 59 comments
StanIsHorizontal@reddit
She was literally flirting with him, she said get me drunk and get yourself erect, and you’ve got a deal
rip-droptire@reddit
I would have missed that signal so can't blame Anon for it here. That said, still fake and gay
The_Law_of_Pizza@reddit
It wasn't a signal.
The poster above is schizophrenic and inventing fantasies.
Mundane-Ingenuity-52@reddit
What are you, nineteen? That was a signal
ghosty88@reddit
StanIsHorizontal@reddit
ArchmageIlmryn@reddit
TBH whether it was a signal or not I think really depends on tone. It's something that could be flirty or could just be an insult depending on how it was said.
AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit
Did you hear her tone they way she said that?
StanIsHorizontal@reddit
Did I hear it? No, this is a text post. And it’s fake and uh, err, something. Something not straight. Can’t recall what it was
GuyOfNugget@reddit
It's called "curved," dumbass.
Altruistic-Local-541@reddit
I think it is twisted or crooked originally
SuperArppis@reddit
Yep. 😅
PlatformFit5974@reddit
No, she was telling anon to bexome muscular or somethin like that probably.
echit2112@reddit
if that's flirting then we must be the most autistic men on the planet cause i didn't catch that either
Vospader998@reddit
How many ~~assholes~~ autists we got in this joint?!
about 80% of the crewmen stand up YO!
I knew it. I'm surrounded by ~assholes~~ autists
for anyone unfamiliar
VicisSubsisto@reddit
If you're surrounded by autists, no one's gonna be unfamiliar with Spaceballs.
Mr_JohnUsername@reddit
I’ve seen it referenced so many times on the internet but still haven’t seen it. Is it actually good or is it puns and Redditor^TM humor?
VicisSubsisto@reddit
I think it's fantastic. It's Mel Brooks parodying Star Wars, so if you liked Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, The Producers, and the original Star Wars trilogy you should give it a try. If not, then maybe it's not for you.
StanIsHorizontal@reddit
I loved it to death as a kid, I just rewatched it as an adult and it’s pretty funny, but not as good as Mel Brooks other top tier parodies, Blazing Saddles being the best. If you like that era of 70s-80s spoof comedies you’ll enjoy spaceballs just fine. Also would probably help if you’re familiar with the OG Star Wars movies that it’s parodying
DankoLord@reddit
oh no
StanIsHorizontal@reddit
No-Engineering-1449@reddit
So is that what flirting is?
TheDispiteous@reddit
Stating interest in copulation with enough ambiguity to maintain social norms and face upon rejection could at least be a partial definition
Uncle480@reddit
Who tf says "soaked in rum" and means "get me drunk"?
Soaking raisins in rum is an actual thing for an alcoholic party snack (like jello shots).
altSHIFTT@reddit
Hahaha autism
onarainyafternoon@reddit
If she said this while giving him a smile, then it was flirting. If she said it with a look of disgust, then it was just a clapback of some kind to what he said.
StanIsHorizontal@reddit
If she said it with a look of disgust that just means she’s disappointed with herself, not that anon can’t score. Never be your own goalie anons
Yuseiger@reddit
Shit... With the "get bigger" i would've went to the gym
UnhappyStrain@reddit
Depends what tone she uses
PhantomCruze@reddit
Yea as a member of the spectrum, ain't no way in hell that's getting perceived as flirting in return.
schmitzel88@reddit
Even in fictional scenarios made up in anons head, he still fumbles the bag
roankr@reddit
Your radical optimism is amusing
Hau65@reddit
if this was actually a signal then im with anon on this one
Vinyl-addict@reddit
literally
Vetharest@reddit
“The worst he can do is say no”
StanIsHorizontal@reddit
Imagine you’re a just a poor little femcel trying to maybe get with the one guy who isn’t a total normie loser at your workplace, your first attempt to flirt with anyone in years and he completely spergs out immediately
YoghurtForDessert@reddit
not everything can be bait. Some of you lot ought to be actually this stupid and miss social cues in most schizo manners
quikonthedrawl@reddit
Dog, literally all you had to say was “I can get us a bottle of rum and stand on my tip toes.”
ZarathustraGlobulus@reddit
And if that fails hit the gym. Come on autists it isn't hard to change yourself.
nabbersauce@reddit
Fake: anon got invited to the Christmas party Gay: anon hooped a rum bottle while crying in the bathtub
peDr0bt0309@reddit
How is the latter gay? Also what does hooped mean in this case
nabbersauce@reddit
Show bobs n I tell u
Jupi00@reddit
Only girlies understand she was trying to fuck 😭😭
ReverseCarry@reddit
If that’s true, that’s terrible flirting on her part. “I’ll have to be drunk to fuck you” is the most charitable interpretation I would get from that, and that’s just insulting
Murphuffle@reddit
No. It's more like they are two consenting adults and she's suggesting they they do two fun activities 1) get drunk 2) fuck. Besides, she suggested he be the one "soaked in rum". Not her.
ReverseCarry@reddit
Oh I didn’t take that to mean anything like an assault on a drunk person, I read it as though she would need beer goggles to lower her standards, I read it as “I would need alcohol to make you not seem so small” sort of thing, which I suppose is a misreading on my part but it’s a little ambiguous. Also feel like tone is something we are missing here, though him trying to flirt first does make it seem more likely she was trying to flirt back.
Jupi00@reddit
Some girls flirt by teasing. I'm not saying it's good or effective or even logical. Nonetheless, it is flirting.
ReverseCarry@reddit
I suppose that’s true. I went back and reread the post and saw how he said he was trying to hit on her first, and I think you might be right
StickyLoner4404@reddit
not sure what’s funnier, the fact that she was 100% hitting on him or the fact that he took what she said literally and started bathing in liquor 😭
ionevenobro@reddit
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC7131152/ someone died when they immersed themselves in alcohol
Bigiron966@reddit
Bros a fucking tootsie roll
MrBif@reddit
for me it soundes like she wanted to get a drink with him
Vinyl-addict@reddit
Imagine using lotion and moisturizing
And also drinking enough rum to forget whatever that was
jonatna@reddit
Use lotion pls it's so simple
Loathe_the_Hive@reddit
If you're a self proclaimed raisin, you get what you deserve.
Run-Florest-Run@reddit
Maybe use some lotion, shrimp
zhire653@reddit
Dealt a tough hand, bud.
bratbarn@reddit
Got rich they call him Raisin Bread now 💰
WeirdInteriorGuy@reddit
Glad to see he's proactively working to plump himself up