Does anybody like peeing in the woods?

I like to wear long skirts when gardening. I don’t usually wear underwear if I’m just at home in a long skirt. I also like to drink when gardening. I’ve peed squatting next to my raised beds more than once.

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just-the-teep@reddit

RIP your inbox.

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spazilator@reddit

I remember in college a girl I was trying to impress told me to pee out of her 4th floor dorm room window at my friend who was calling up to us from the courtyard. I didn’t have to pee- so he got lucky. I wish I had just tried really hard, I bet she’d have loved me if I did.

Guess I’ll never know

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Zeke688@reddit

Yeah, it’s especially refreshing.

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SlackerDS5@reddit

Off the rooftop of your apartment building.

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mt80@reddit

I had this thought today and thanks r/xennials for confirming I’m not the only one lol

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CaptPotter47@reddit

There was a church camp I went to every year. They had an old fire watch tower that we could climb. And every year right after parents left, our cabin would go to the tower and we would take turns peeing off it. It was great fun. Especially seeing the smelly mud pile at the bottom when we all came down.

We probably did this 3 years in a row.

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three-sense@reddit

I’m backyard nomad

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dweezilMcCheezil@reddit

You bet. Right In front of every trailcam I find

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madsci@reddit

Nah, the best is peeing in the desert when you get out of your tent at 3 AM and there's no light pollution and you can see the Milky Way super bright all the way across the sky.

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Pumperkin@reddit

The Milky Way is my moby dick. I ain't ever seen it but I got picture books.

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dis690640450cc@reddit

I’ve pissed a lot in the desert, I like pissing in the forest better, except for the mosquitoes.

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DancesWithPigs@reddit

I’ve pissed in a lot of biomes. Desert pissing just hits different.

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UtahItalian@reddit

Go west my son

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Knitchick82@reddit

North. Maine has a gorgeous view.

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DisasterDebbie@reddit

Minnesota Boundary Waters is also incredible.

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Dapper-Bar1746@reddit

Nights at Mike's Sky Ranch ...

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OriginalFerbie@reddit

Or really any direction away from cities.

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Amazing-Basket-136@reddit

Go west young man, haven't you been told?

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AlienDelarge@reddit

I remember being told something about women, whiskey, and gold but not stars.

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BarleyBo@reddit

“Washington [D.C.] is not a place to live in. The rents are high, the food is bad, the dust is disgusting and the morals are deplorable. Go West, young man, go West and grow up with the country.” - sounds like alot hasn’t changed since 1865

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Latranis@reddit

Check out darkskymap.com, it'll show you where you need to go to escape light pollution

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-piso_mojado-@reddit

That’s amazing. Saved.

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madsci@reddit

Get out of town on a clear, moonless night sometime.

There's one remote highway cutoff in Nevada I pass through about once a year, usually in the middle of the night, and I always stop in the most remote part of it and wait at least 15 minutes for my eyes to adjust. I took some British friends out there and they were blown away - both by the stars and the fact that you could see from horizon to horizon with no structures and no cars, and not a single artificial light.

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shulemaker@reddit

Please tell me this location. I have seen this in Finland, but my girlfriend hasn’t. I would like her to see it but don’t know where to take her. I will literally take her to this place.

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New_Stats@reddit

Google dark skies near me. There's not many of them in the US

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tgerz@reddit

Are you in the US, Finland, or somewhere else in the Northern Hemisphere? The summer is the best time. Look up dark sky parks or international dark sky parks.

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madsci@reddit

There are many roads in the deserts of the western US that will give you the same thing, but this particular spot is on Nevada Highway 360.

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HookersForJebus@reddit

I grew up in the city too. I had no idea it really looked like this anywhere. A camping trip about 2 hours from the city changed that. It’s amazing.

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duckduckmothergoose@reddit

High up in the Rockies you can get up close to the stars have a piss and be terrified of every rustle you hear in the bushes. See the northern lights and the Milky Way and pretend like your tent is protecting you from a grizzly bear. It’s beautiful

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Pumperkin@reddit

Every word in this comment tickles my brain.

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knowone1313@reddit

The best view of the stars and Milky Way, was atop the Volcano in Muai. There were so many stars visible it became dizzying just like they show you at the planetarium.

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Thick_Book_6233@reddit

CIA op brooo 🙃

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iNerdRage@reddit

I’m an avid hammock camper and choose my campsites based on minimal light pollution.

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m0h3k4n@reddit

Wicked chilly and the pee steams and stirs the dust up!

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superdave5599@reddit

This is pretty damn good!

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reillan@reddit

I've been in a forest or two that dark and can confirm.

Desert was so cold I didn't really have time to look up in awe.

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madsci@reddit

Oh yeah, I've frozen my butt off out there looking at the stars.

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likesexonlycheaper@reddit

No the best is when the wife is gone so you open all the bathroom doors just so you can shit in one of them.

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degeneratesumbitch@reddit

You lucky son of a.....oh desert. Nevermind.

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runonandonandonanon@reddit

Crap, I got my foot

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notitalianroast@reddit

The size of the forest doesn't matter.

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burnafter3ading@reddit (OP)

Sure. You can just pee on a tree

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notitalianroast@reddit

On a leaf!

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imovelikemusic@reddit

One time my roommate was in the shower when I had to shit badly, so I dropped trou in a discrete corner of the back yard. Unexpectedly pleasant. It rained before I had a chance to pick it up and they had a German Shepherd, so it felt like something I got away with.

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elmoosh@reddit

As someone without whip-outable urination equipment, that’s a negative, chief.

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keelanstuart@reddit

Search for "silicone funnel for camping women".

You can purchase literal, "whip-outable urination equipment" at reasonable prices. They used to make them out of paper (think snow cone paper cup cones kind of thing), but now silicone is a thing - washable and reusable. I've never convinced a woman I was with to try one, so... YMMV reddit.

Happy peeing!

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Excellent-Goal4763@reddit

I’ve used this, and I find it really hard to initiate a stream. It’s difficult to overcome a lifetime of only peeing sitting down and when your butt is unclothed. I always felt like I was going to pee in my pants.

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MexicanVanilla22@reddit

Idk. I tried one of those funnels and it was a disaster (thank God I had the foresight to test it at home lol). It was a few years ago, so maybe the tech has improved since then? Doubtful. It just didn't work for me. Luckily not a big problem. Peeing outside is just going to have to go unchecked on my bucket list.

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thumbtackswordsman@reddit

I don't mind the squatting. It's the whole drying process that's a pain in the ass outdoors.

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littleyellowbike@reddit

I recently bought a stand-to-pee funnel and it is a GAME CHANGER. It's made out of hard plastic, so I use it as a squeegee of sorts after I'm done and that works well for drying. Makes it a lot easier to manage nature breaks in adverse conditions and I don't have to shuck my pack. I'll never hike or camp without it now.

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thumbtackswordsman@reddit

Lol at the squeegee

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JudgeJuryEx78@reddit

Kuna cloth is the answer.

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thumbtackswordsman@reddit

That works on hikes when I've planned it. Not spontaneously.

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keelanstuart@reddit

I hear you, but I can't relate obviously. Still, you could try the ol' writing your name in the snow bit...

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fictionalbandit@reddit

I’ve used one on long car trips. Game changer. Took about a week of training ahead of time though

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GreenZebra23@reddit

In the original Tank Girl comic from the 90s, there's a scene where she uses a strapon peeing extender and pisses on the Eternal Flame and puts it out 🥳

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JudgeJuryEx78@reddit

I'm a woman and I pee outside all the time. I work outside. I hike and do all kinds of things outside. My mom taught me how to pee outside when I was a small child. Am I just supposed to hold it in all day?

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elmoosh@reddit

OP asked if we LIKED peeing in the woods, not if we COULD.

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JudgeJuryEx78@reddit

Well then, I've had some really nice experiences and some that were a little inconvenient.

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PikaGoesMeepMeep@reddit

I don't know, I like squatting to pee in the woods. My favorite is peeing in snow. Being right up against the snow makes the stream cut this deep sizzling hole, and no splashback!

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KDiggity8@reddit

There's definitely something extra freeing about peeing in the snow! I like to try to write my signature, which i realize would be a difficult (but not impossible!) feat for y'all

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Scared_Slip_7425@reddit

It’s impossible

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Late-External3249@reddit

But you can do punctuation. So you got that going for you

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IronbAllsmcginty78@reddit

Oh oh oh if you hang onto the front of your snowshoes you can really get into optimal position. You'll love it, it's the best snow pee ever

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jpetersell@reddit

Exactly. We have to find something to lean upon and make sure whatever is below our waist isn’t going to be hit by our, well, waste. So to do it right you have to have good balance and a good spine, or you get naked from the waist down. And there’s no shaking it off. You somehow have to dry and put clothes on again. Probably with a tiny flashlight held between your teeth.

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viridiansoul@reddit

100% this. There has never been a time in my past where I peed in the woods successfully.

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Scared_Slip_7425@reddit

I always end up getting a little pee somewhere I didn’t want pee

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jpetersell@reddit

None of us have. Too many variables.

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DarthWeber@reddit

🤣

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HorridChoob@reddit

Love it! I love pooping in the woods to. Vastly preferable to a gas station bathroom. And you can use baby wipes

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Itsmistereric@reddit

It’s one of my favorite parts about camp. The temptation to pee in the yard when I get back home is strong.

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mistlet0ad@reddit

I don't mind peeing in the woods. But I do wonder, with all the game cameras people put up, if I've ever been caught on one doing it!

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Blando-Cartesian@reddit

Yes. Peeing indoors seems so filthy and such a waste of water.

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ughyoujag@reddit

As a woman, no. Not at all.

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kid_entropy@reddit

They make special pants for that now

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ughyoujag@reddit

Pee pants?

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kid_entropy@reddit

Pretty much!

A friend of mine is an avid hiker and she loves these:

With Patented GoFly® Pee Zipper for faster, easier nature breaks!

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ughyoujag@reddit

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What a world!

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Strong-Succotash-830@reddit

Yup. This is totally a guy question. Women have to trek deeper into the woods so you're not in view, or mooning anyone. And popping that squat always means there is forest foliage (or worse) tickling your nether regions.

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DachshundNursery@reddit

Also worrying about ticks in your nether regions!

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tres-vip@reddit

Yeah, I could tell OP was a guy, because for them, it's soooo convenient to just whip it out and pee anywhere they want

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jojotherider@reddit

as a male, the world is my urinal

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IronbAllsmcginty78@reddit

That's how I've raised my sons. Every outside pee is less for me to scrub out of the bathroom.

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ughyoujag@reddit

I always tell my husband that, as a man, the world is his toilet. It’s harder for the ladies

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tres-vip@reddit

As the owner of a teeny tiny bladder, I would KILL to have the freedom men have to pee wherever they want, whenever they want!! The things I have to do if I just cannot hold it in and I am NOWHERE NEAR home or any establishment with a bathroom I can use. A couple of times I've had to wedge myself in between cars to relieve myself in NEW YORK CITY. Thankfully the men who spotted me respectfully averted their eyes to give me much-needed privacy...lol

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Middle_Earthling9@reddit

I’m a woman who grew up in the desert, spending lots of time outside in the middle of nowhere, and love peeing while looking at the stars, checking out the plants around me or listening to the birds. I know I’m just used to it though due to where I grew up and having worked a job where that was the only option, so totally understand it’s not every lady’s cup of tea.

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chappyfu@reddit

I once peed on the top of a cliff facing the ocean on the Oregon Coast. It was beautiful. There were coastal trees to give me cover (female so a bit harder to just whip it out) , seagulls, the crash of the waves far below. Coudn't have found a better place. I took a pic of the place and its on my fridge lol...

100% if it is bewteen a port-o-potty or nature I am peeing in nature.

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burnafter3ading@reddit (OP)

they make little funnels for ladies

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chappyfu@reddit

Oh no they are TERRIBLE! 1000% do not reccmomend.

I have a GoGirl and my friend had a SheWee. If you have to pee a lot or do not get the funnel sealed aginst your skin perfectly you will have pee everywhere- like it will coem out the top of the funnel. They are more hassle than they are worth. It is much easier to just squat.

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burnafter3ading@reddit (OP)

ah, never knew

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ATXKLIPHURD@reddit

Peeing outside can be nice when a cool breeze hits the crack and scrote just right is so refreshing.

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bfume@reddit

Only if the Pope shits next to me

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MilaVaneela@reddit

Just as long as you’re not peeing on my rug. It really ties the room together

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TheLeathal13@reddit

No. Wu peed on my rug.

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bcentsale@reddit

And there's a bear wearing a funny hat.

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Pumperkin@reddit

Everyone knows the Pope shits in the Vatican. A bear shits???

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Stuporhumanstrength@reddit

Is the bear Catholic?

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ONROSREPUS@reddit

I live in the country. I pee outside more then I do inside.

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Dapper-Bar1746@reddit

Only if the Pope is pooping there ...

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Soulshiner402@reddit

Lived in the Colorado Rockies and peed off my back porch all of the time.

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TulsaOUfan@reddit

I've been peeing outside my whole life. I've lived in the city for the better part of the last 30 years and I even peed against my privacy fence last night in the yard.

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Stardustquarks@reddit

Shower peeing is the best

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Cold_Acanthaceae4040@reddit

Yes, always, I go outside of my house at night just to pee outside.

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JudgeJuryEx78@reddit

As a woman, this post makes me so sad. I never realized there are so many women who can't squat and pee outside.

What do you do if you're, I dunno, outside?

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Jasion128@reddit

I would rather pee outside… always.

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bcentsale@reddit

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Purple_Passenger3618@reddit

My husband

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Tiny_dinosaur82@reddit

I love an alfresco pee, actually. My paddocks see a lot of additional 'watering‘.

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BeneficialHamster567@reddit

Peeing outside is nice. I dig it.

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Difficult_Claim612@reddit

At 10, I got a tick in a very sensitive area from peeing in the woods. As I did not want my father burning it off with his cigarette lighter, it became infected. The family jewels swelled to the size puberty would later make them.

All of this to say, no, I don’t really pee in the woods anymore.

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kivsemaj@reddit

I must had been around 7 or 8 my dad took me backpacking. We did this a lot. We would get ready on Thursday so right after school on Friday we could leave and get up the mountain a few miles.

We got to the spot as it was getting dark and set up the tent. After that we had dinner and went to sleep. I woke up in the middle of the night to pee went outside the tent walked a bit away and went. I had no flashlight and everything was pitch black. The next morning I saw my foot prints in the snow. Had I taken two more steps I would have gone off a cliff at least a hundred foot drop.

I don't think we ever told my mom about that.

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Emannuelle-in-space@reddit

I had a friend in middle school who really liked shitting in the woods. There’s not a lot of woods in our city, but he didn’t need much.

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Maniac1978@reddit

Love it. In fact my youngest got potty trained by watering all the trees on our country property.

Was very effective and he learned to go in the potty very quickly.

One day we went to the St. Louis zoo and before we could stop him he watered a tree there too. There were about 10 or 15 people that walked by while he was doing it.

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DirectMatter3899@reddit

I’m a teacher…if I had a dollar for every little boy that has whipped it out and peed on a tree at recess…just this year I would have 5$.

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WeVeeReality@reddit

I haven't done that but I feel like I done that now.

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GreyTigerFox@reddit

Fuck yeah.

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ridinbend@reddit

Peeing outside is good

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High_Speed_Chase@reddit

The best part about being a man? The world is your urinal.

I piss off Zzyzzx Rd on my way to Vegas, every time.

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HorseWorking@reddit

Does a man pee in the woods if there’s no one there to see it?

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mythrowaweighin@reddit

I’ve done it twice. Once I was at a running track surrounded by woods. I walked about 5 feet into the brush and squatted. I noticed some movement on the ground nearby and saw a snake. I stopped midstream, pulled up my pants and ran out.

Another time I was traveling out of state. A bus had dropped me off at a train station. Suddenly I had to pee. There was a single-use bathroom. I opened the door and was instantly disgusted. I noticed a patch of woods across the street from the station. Since I had about 15 minutes until my train arrived, I wheeled my suitcase across the street and into the woods where I then peed.

A coworker was at a concert, and there was a long line to use the women’s room. She noticed people walking in and out of the woods that bordered the pavilion, so she made her way into the woods to pee. On her way out of the woods she was stopped by a police officer. The police were conducting a sting in the woods to catch people buying and selling drugs. (It was a Crosby Stills and Nash concert).

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_AK77_@reddit

I do!

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selftaughtgenius@reddit

Is this a penis versus vagina thing? Because I love being outside but I don’t love peeing outside.

Because I don’t have a penis so it’s kind of annoying to pee outside though obviously you gotta do what you gotta do.

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marxistopportunist@reddit

What about taking a crap in the woods? Those are the ultimate because you have to be truly ready to unload.

The key is finding some trash to lay on top of it, and have nice large leaves within easy reach

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65-535@reddit

Out in the back yard!

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aftermeme@reddit

It’s better than holding my pee in the woods

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SplakyD@reddit

I've lived in the country my whole life except for college and law school, and being able to piss outside is an underrated aspect of rural living.

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AshDogBucket@reddit

I was a park ranger for 10 years, used to live in Alaska, and my favorite hobbies are in the back country. I prefer peeing in the woods over an outhouse 100% of the time! Other ladies struggle but not me.

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No-Championship-8677@reddit

I’m a woman so no

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ughyoujag@reddit

If this thread is indicative of the gender makeup of this sub, it’s a sausage party here lol

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No-Championship-8677@reddit

I was thinking the same hahahaa

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edwardturnerlives@reddit

I pee outside every chance I get.

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Appropriate-Food1757@reddit

Bro I love it. Last year one of my fellow Sun Devils took a piss in a stream at the Master’s and I was so jealous.

And ladies, don’t @me here. One day tailgating all the dudes were skipping the huge portapotty lines and pissing on the other side of a burm, as is natural. Some nice lady started giving us some shit and I asked, “do you really want all of us camping out in that line, making it bigger, or is it better if we just piss over there instead?” And she agreed! Light bulb moment.

Something about. Can’t beat it.

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LopensCouisin@reddit

As a trail runner and backpacker, it’s just kind of something that’s necessary.

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925doorguy@reddit

Backyard when I’m bbq’ing

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Jairoglyphics1@reddit

Love peeing in the woods, I will hold it to pee outside.

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MNJayW@reddit

When I closed on my SFH I went and stayed up late shampooing the carpets. Decided to go "mark my territory" and peed on the property line.

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DDrewit@reddit

I believe this transcends generations.

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Homo_gone_wild@reddit

Outdoor is always better

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L_wanderlust@reddit

I’m a girl and I don’t like or dislike it. It’s whatever - when I gotta go I gotta go! 🤪

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LineImpossible3958@reddit

No

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beezchurgr@reddit

Girl. So, no. I’ve peed on my pants or shoes too many times.

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fonzybonzo@reddit

Fellow woods-pisser here. I recently had an amazing moment peeing in the woods, not entirely comfortable. Fam went hiking and had stopped for lunch near the edge of a 40ft cliff. I sneak away from the trail a bit so I'm tucked out of sight and let one go off the cliff. I'm fully enjoying myself, reaching for a new distance record when a nice looking couple steps out onto the trail across the river, about 80 yards away. Poor bastards got a full view before they turned away and I stumbled for cover. Who knew there was a trail on THAT side too?

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livens@reddit

I grew up on a farm, I rarely used the toilet to pee in. I live in the city now but still pee outside when I get the chance. There just something cathartic about pissing on a bush while watching the stars at night.

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Middle_Earthling9@reddit

Yes, as someone who worked as a field ecologist and squats to pee, there was something magical about getting a fresh breeze on my bum and listening to the birds

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LongjumpingJaguar308@reddit

Good pee story for you. I used to work at a nursery and was watering our furthest field. Saw some coyote shit and had to pee so I peed on the coyote shit.

The next day there was coyote shit in oir parking lot. I didn't know how to escalate further so I let the coyote win that battle.

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Ok_Difficulty_7650@reddit

I worked night construction on the highway for years. I was so thrown off when I moved back to day shift and couldn't just turn away and let er rip whenever I wanted anymore.

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problyurdad_@reddit

I live next to 40 acres of woods. I’m out in the middle of woods. I pee outside every chance I get.

No joke I pee outside probably more than I do inside. Even in winter. So yeah I’m proving your point I suppose. I do enjoy peeing in the woods

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SlackerDS5@reddit

I go outside in my yard and commune with nature. On a regular basis.

I live out in a rural area. So it’s a nice feeling. But I can also go buck nekid in my hot tub for some onsen time.

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WaterAirSoil@reddit

I prefer to piss outside

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NW_Forester@reddit

I grew up in the country. Peeing outdoors is better than any restroom in the world. Woods are fine enough low danger, reasonable degree of privacy.
But a meadow full of waist high grass. That my friend is the ticket. Drop your pants and underwear down to your ankles. Put hour hands behind your head. And just piss. This is how kings must have felt.

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LongjumpingJaguar308@reddit

Rode RAGBRAI a few years back. Cornfields do the job great.

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Carnephex@reddit

The risk of scrotal ticks is way too high here for that. I'll stick to urinating off cliffsides.

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TurtleSandwich0@reddit

Mind the wind.

Updrafts can come as a surprise.

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kinkyslc1@reddit

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No_Can_7713@reddit

Watch out for ticks. You dont want tick dick!

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gongalongas@reddit

When I was in the Marine Corps we were always getting ticks. this one dude got one right on the fucking head of his dick a week before he got married. he didn’t know much about ticks even though he was country as fuck so he was terrified he would be impotent on his honeymoon.

I think we all got them on our balls at some point. I’d rather have ticks on my balls than chiggers in my shins though. But I would also be horrified if I was ole Leonard TickDick.

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DarthWeber@reddit

Are you butters?

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berg_schaffli@reddit

I’m gonna try this in my backyard tonight

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TizzyTism@reddit

Poppin a squat on a trail or camping is great! I don’t understand why so many AFAB peeps here have a dislike of it. It so much more convenient than trying to find a toilet and better than holding it forever.

Just drop trou, pee, pause a sec for drips, shakey shake a bit and up you go. Sure you have to give half a mind if there’s an incline but you only make that mistake once.

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jibjibjib2000@reddit

Love outdoor peeing. Do it every day

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LongjumpingJaguar308@reddit

I got my first outdoor pee of the year yesterday! I squat to pee and had to walk pretty far because its winter and the area burned 2 years ago so the best cover was behind a closed for the season cabin.

I do work for a land managent agency so peeing outside is par for the course. Kinda prefer it to vault toilets. And pooping in a cathole is even better. For sure do poop better but it does look bigger, not sure why that is.

Hot tip, pooping behind a toppled tree's rootball is great because you can just knock down soil to cover your crap. Always keep TP in your truck and pack.

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hawkfan78@reddit

My grandparents had 10 acres of woods… I peed all over that MFer.

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Dry-Discount-9426@reddit

I pretty much only pee in the woods. Love it.

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ImpossibleJob5788@reddit

I live in the woods and piss nowhere else. Toilets are bullshit anyway.

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Fantastic_Net_4308@reddit

I'm a doc and use to work in the ED. Let me just kindly remind everyone to check where you're squatting! Poison ivy/oak will still cause your skin to react if a leg or a penis. Happy hiking!

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NastySnapper@reddit

Bahahaha, yes I do, I did it today. I also hike a lot, I'm not a complete weirdo, we'll maybe.

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perdy_mama@reddit

It’s truly one of my favorite things. I still do it every chance I get.

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MemoryHot@reddit

Oh yeah especially when there’s a view. Much prefer out in the open than an outhouse

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Atillion@reddit

When my boys were growing up, we had a pee rock outside. Sounds gross but I knew they were going to pee outside so might as well designate a spot to do it and everyone know not to play on that particular rock.

We loved it so much we would sometimes have to pee at the same time so we would make a special trip outside and line up for the pee rock together 😆

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kalitarios@reddit

All the time

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dirtjiggler@reddit

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Apprehensive_Hat8986@reddit

You're a meat-popsicle huh?

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CunnyMaggots@reddit

As a kid, I loved peeing outside lol now I'm old and fat and tired and I'm afraid I won't get out of that squat lol

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Platt_Mallar@reddit

My dad has a sign reading "URINAL" nailed to a tree in his yard.

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Blaaaarghhh@reddit

Female and definitely prefer the toilet, thanks!

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Kgby13@reddit

I pee outside every day. I love it.

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Aol_awaymessage@reddit

I grew up in a rural area- so no one was nearby when I did this: but I used to pee off the porch and watch tv through the window so I wouldn’t miss anything 😂. I still prefer to pee outside 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Roland-Of-Eld-19@reddit

Yeah and I even peed a kilometre underground

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throwingwater14@reddit

As a woman, it’s not my fav, BUT I know how to do it and not get my feet wet. When you gotta go, you gotta go. I’m not gonna hold it forever if I don’t have to while out camping/hiking.

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saltnshadow@reddit

Nothing quite like feeling a cool breeze on the hiney while relieving yourself. So primal. It's beautiful.

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Howard_the_Dolphin@reddit

I grew up running barefoot through the woods with a pellet gun in one hand and a machete in the other. Yeah, I’ve peed on everything, on trees, in ponds, on slugs, even in my own eye

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Majestic-Active2020@reddit

Yes, but I don’t like peeing with wood.

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Elevenyearstoomany@reddit

My 9 and 7.5 year olds are obsessed with “bush wees.” Thanks, Bluey. I do not but I was once skiing a tree path and came upon some dude peeing on a tree.

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BajaBlastingRopes@reddit

Is that what we're calling you mom now?

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firstlight777@reddit

I pee in my backyard all the time.

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_plays_in_traffic_@reddit

the worst part is having a poop attack in the middle of nowhere unprepared. then having to walk all the way back missing a sock or two. ive had to do it twice. so far.

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linecookdaddy@reddit

I'm from montana bruh I grew up pissing outside every chance I got. I remember peeing on trees at our cabin before I remember toilets

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Expensive-Day-3551@reddit

Ive peed outside a lot but I’m concerned with creepy crawlies hitching a ride so I can’t say I like it. It’s just a necessity sometimes. Mostly worried about ticks but there are other concerns depending on what part of the world you are in.

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eyelinerqueen83@reddit

Its a huge pain in the ass when you don't have a meat tube to pee out of

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runonandonandonanon@reddit

Yes but also I think that "I used to be a forest ranger" is about the funniest possible follow up to "Does anybody like peeing in the woods?"

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dirtjiggler@reddit

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whispers_speak@reddit

My parents were avid campers that I was taught as a girl how to pee properly in the woods.

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Puzzleheaded_Race_90@reddit

My preference. (Kidding!)

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NW_Forester@reddit

My first house I bought I cut down a shrub that was ugly that was right next to my back porch. But it kept growing back. Over the course of about 7 years of pissing on it I was able to kill that shrub. I would piss on it maybe 5 times a week? Not quite daily.

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MortgageRegular2509@reddit

I’m not even mad when both bathrooms are full at my house. Outside I go!

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Tchukachinchina@reddit

My house is pretty far in the woods with no neighbors or roads within view. I pee outside whenever the weather permits. The way I figure it is every flush I save is less wear and tear on the well and septic system. 🤷‍♂️

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heresmytwopence@reddit

I'm a daily runner and make a point of having wooded areas with no lines of sight to houses on my routes. The need can come up rather unexpectedly and it isn't always #1.

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TheDavidCall@reddit

Does anybody not?

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PopsiclesForChickens@reddit

People who can't pee standing up...

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Hour-Pressure-3758@reddit

I love it

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Patty_Curlz274@reddit

Love it

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No-Gas5342@reddit

Liooooiol not as a perimenopausal female, no

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Commies-Fan@reddit

I walk out my backdoor and take a leak every night. Usually multiple times a night.

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Ok_Breakfast5425@reddit

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nanneryeeter@reddit

Ya. I pee on the woods/outdoors pretty often.

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Thamnophis660@reddit

Hell yeah. I used to spend every other weekend camping in the woods, building a fire and beer. Something about coming out of your tent to pee under the stars and running back inout of the cold back into your warm sleeping bag is magic. Weird to put it into words like this, but it's true.

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Ultimate-Flexionator@reddit

It's weird to even think about it. It's a non issue

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ItComeAFlood@reddit

Hell yeah!

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cmgww@reddit

Every. Day!!! We live on 2.5 acres in Indiana….lots of it is wooded and fenced. Especially the back yard. I pee out there all the time. My 3 boys all pre out there too. It was funny, they were so used to it, when we went to our summer lake place (don’t get any ideas it’s not fancy, it’s literally a trailer nearby a lake)…. They thought they could pee out front. Up there, we had to quickly tell them they could not because there were lots of neighbors.

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anomalocaris_texmex@reddit

Oh, absolutely.

Sometimes at night, I'll take the dog out for her evening pee, and we'll both enjoy peeing in the silence under the stars.

And of course, there's no feeling like having a few road pops and writing your name in the snow. Just not in the front yard.

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