Hot damn we got called out.
Posted by No_Tomato_2106@reddit | bestestgunnitweekend | View on Reddit | 55 comments
Apparently not locking my gun unloaded in a safe is considered a meme post?
They're gay over there anyways.
laserslaserslasers@reddit
Post the original
No_Tomato_2106@reddit (OP)
Look for the video with a Mercedes posted a few hours ago
dannysmackdown@reddit
I went to check your profile to see it there but then I remembered that 95% of Redditors are too scared to keep their post history not private.
No_Tomato_2106@reddit (OP)
1: it's annoying when other redditors use past post/comments to attack you during an unrelated argument.
2: actually 1 of the reasons why I got kicked out of the military because of reddit post history
KilldozerPrincess@reddit
Omg spill the tea about #2
No_Tomato_2106@reddit (OP)
Originally got an NJP for being a "biggot" (according to the CGIS agent) because I disagreed on an unpopular opinion post about "if it weren't for toxic masculinity, most men would have a gay experience". Apparently saying "no, 90% of men aren't interested in other men" is bad. Mix in a few "Miata owners are gay" jokes on roast my car post as well. Apparently the fact that I followed the USCG reddit while also making these comments was enough to "bring dishonor upon the service" and I was told I shouldn't have anything showing I'm in the USCG.
The 2nd time, I made a separate profile and didn't follow ANYTHING to do with the USCG but apparently posting my car was enough to connect me to the branch (someone may see my post of my car on my profile, and then see me driving onto/off of base = dishonor on your cow bullshit). The comment I got in trouble for was on some political post about how politicians are getting more radical and someone was saying it's only a matter of time before someone takes a shot at Biden. I asked when was the last time anyone even tried to assinate a president (thought it was Kennedy). WEEEEELLLL CGIS somehow saw that and connected it to me, called SS about it. SS interviewed me, told the CGIS agent that this was a complete waste of time and clearly my comment wasn't directed at anything. CGIS didn't care, said that it could be considered a call to arms, and that I shouldn't be in the service.
Still got an honorable discharge though.
dannysmackdown@reddit
What a bunch of retards lmao. Thanks for the story, sorry for the troubles though. Hope it worked out for you regardless.
Commercial_Low_5680@reddit
That shit definitely didn’t happen lmao
No_Tomato_2106@reddit (OP)
Were you in the service during covid?
Commercial_Low_5680@reddit
Yeah, first covid company (Echo) through MCRDSD
No_Tomato_2106@reddit (OP)
Well still, while you were still being a boot, policies were changing, especially in the Coast Guard. They were looking to downsize and kick out anyone they could.
Commercial_Low_5680@reddit
Yeah, everyone was downsizing. The coasties weren’t special and the corps imposed the strictest rules about social media. My whole platoon was posting more heinous political bs than what got you “kicked out” with little to no consequence.
Tell us what you really did or shut up. This is just like everyone else that got kicked out claiming they “didn’t do nuffin” when in reality they smoked weed on leave or were running a meth lab out of their room in the barracks.
No_Tomato_2106@reddit (OP)
That's literally what happened. There was nothing else going on in my area and I think the CGIS office was looking for something to do.
They kicked out another guy for drug use despite coming back clean, but the "smoking gun" was him being in a picture at an outdoor event/concert and there was someone smoking a bong in the background. This was in a state where it was legal.
KilldozerPrincess@reddit
Me? I’m 4’10” and regarded. No.
Commercial_Low_5680@reddit
Hey u/HamboygaMeat , you don’t get discharged for stupid shit like this but thanks for the useless comment idiot lmao also, the coast guard wishes it was as good as my beloved corps
HamboygaMeat@reddit
Found the CGIS faggot 🫵
Greyjuice25@reddit
Damn. I thought guzzling glizzies in the navy for the love of the game was gay.
Anyway, what you doing this weekend 🅱️oss
Tactical_Epunk@reddit
Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.
No_Tomato_2106@reddit (OP)
I'd love to hear your reasoning
Deviant517@reddit
Jesus fucking Christ
KilldozerPrincess@reddit
Hey but the USCG is the coolest branch and you have correct opinions on Miatas so I feel like you’re probably pretty cool even if hiding your Reddit comment history is an offense punishable by death (fucking apparently)
cuzwhat@reddit
SS is all, “he’s a Coastie with no ties to the CIA, he poses no threat to any modern president.”
HarrisBalz@reddit
I second this please spill your seed about the military or whatever
KilldozerPrincess@reddit
Oh…that’s not…
NotJayKayPeeness@reddit
The fuck do you care what people think about what you've posted before? Pussy.
KilldozerPrincess@reddit
girl relax
NotJayKayPeeness@reddit
If I relax too much it slips out.
Deviant517@reddit
Not scared, just tired of midwits using ethos attacks to bitch about past posts in response to any disagreement online. It’s exhausting hearing of cOuRsE uR a GuN oWnEr when challenging someone on pro commie sentiments
JuanCaramelo787@reddit
Jesus can see your post history no matter the settings
Sneaux96@reddit
Jesus can barely run a goddamn lawnmower, you think he can figure out Reddit post histories?
Commercial_Low_5680@reddit
But Jesus built my hotrod..
steve0suprem0@reddit
Red line mix. Hot damn.
Stellakinetic@reddit
He drives my car to work every day
Tactical_Epunk@reddit
OP is a 🅱️aggot and won't post the OG.
Tactical_Epunk@reddit
I stand corrected he posted it and it was still.🅱️ay.
LV_Libertarian@reddit
Went there and looked but didn't see anything with a Mercedes
NotJayKayPeeness@reddit
Bartman still the mod over there? I can't remember if I'm banned or it was my last account.
NotSightmarkSimon@reddit
HCE BOT BAN NOTJAYKAYPEENESS
NotJayKayPeeness@reddit
Cmon man. DefNotJayKayPeeness is way too long.
No_Tomato_2106@reddit (OP)
Probably..they're all gay
Skywarper@reddit
Yes he is. No fun zone.
Tabatch75@reddit
What a bunch of clowns. Can’t even have a little fun.
typetwocarrier@reddit
Post got the seal of approval ))))
Baddy-Smalls@reddit
U/NotSightMarkSimon do we fuck some Dads now, Since they mentioned us? To be fair, they couldn’t keep us out their mouth so we should be in their Dad’s mouth.
BusinessDuck132@reddit
Lmaooo I’ve been seeing your video on all the subs after seeing it here first, funny they actually called that shit out
No_Tomato_2106@reddit (OP)
They're lame-os with no humor
FFJosty@reddit
fuck his dad! Fuck his dad!
Reikovsky@reddit
Isn't the Firearms sub filled with Boomers and Temporary Gun Owners anyway?
-E-Cross@reddit
What was the post even?
KilldozerPrincess@reddit
Jesus that post was not even remotely offensive/edgy by gun humor standards. What a bunch of sensitive librols
fuppedduck2@reddit
https://i.redd.it/1o2sd3bfqgvg1.gif
JuanCaramelo787@reddit
What did you do?
bownt1@reddit
but they said its a private conversation
MrGriff2@reddit
Just watched your video...they seriously removed that?
1) it's funny as hell
B) that's tame compared to the shit normally posted here
No_Tomato_2106@reddit (OP)
They all are a bunch of L 7 losers