Kraft dinner with salsa
Posted by kraftdinnerwithsalsa@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 169 comments
Posted by kraftdinnerwithsalsa@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 169 comments
MxxnSpirit47@reddit
Damn this looks amazing
Doctor_Saved@reddit
How much pepper is on that chicken?
kraftdinnerwithsalsa@reddit (OP)
Garlic powder
Onion powder
Oregano
Thyme
Spicy steak salt
Lemon pepper seasoning
Valturia@reddit
Was the oven on?
Marketing_Introvert@reddit
It looks raw around the herbs and seasonings if you zoom in.
I’m also confused about the salsa. It looks more like plums than tomatoes.
kraftdinnerwithsalsa@reddit (OP)
I taped a picture of the sun on the door
kraftdinnerwithsalsa@reddit (OP)
No but seriously my camera is not doing it justice, that shit was fire
Me_be_Artful_Dodger@reddit
Based on the evidence I think we have different definitions of fire.
Griffithead@reddit
I don't believe you. At all.
duckinasombrero@reddit
It's like one of them solar powered ovens, like the gba game Boktai.
denvercasey@reddit
It’s an easy bake oven. Cooks with a 5 watt lightbulb. The mini cake and brownie was also delicious.
Insignificant_Dust85@reddit
Next time try some shake n bake, it’ll look and probably taste better. It’s for beginners and still quite tasty
Quiet-Competition849@reddit
You burned it and under cooked it. wtf.
Ok_Needleworker_6017@reddit
mateothegreek@reddit
BigTreddits@reddit
He wanted you to ask soooo bad
hobbesgirls@reddit
what kinda corporate boot licker calls it kraft dinner?
kraftdinnerwithsalsa@reddit (OP)
It’s what’s written on the box, wtf do you want me to call it
hobbesgirls@reddit
macaroni and cheese?
Chewbakkaa@reddit
OP is Canadian, the boxes say Kraft Dinner and almost everyone there calls it that. Also this isnt the craziest thing, ketchup on mac n cheese is super common there.
hobbesgirls@reddit
what do you call water? nestle nectar?
BobDaRula@reddit
But it's called kraft dinner, or kd :)
navydude89@reddit
That looks terrible
Scruffy_Nerf_Hoarder@reddit
Why does that chicken leg look like a terrified fish?
FormingTheVoid@reddit
Which one? They all looks like fish experiencing varying levels of dread.
whalemilk42@reddit
Awww I drew the fish out and I cant share without link. Here you go
https://ibb.co/JWjGJ4wK
whalemilk42@reddit
Haha thanks for those awards! Just waking up, needing to battle out a taco.
kraftdinnerwithsalsa@reddit (OP)
Omfg bro haha fuck that is awesome I would award you if I could
DoritoLipDust@reddit
LMAO.
IslandGurl04@reddit
The one most left looks goofy and high.
Evening_Froyo_7506@reddit
A pirana at that...
coolsilentebeans@reddit
I’m glad y’all see it too
Berninz@reddit
First thing I noticed
Easy-Concentrate2636@reddit
Literally took me ten seconds to realize it’s not a freaked out fish.
All_Hail_Hynotoad@reddit
All those scared fish
ILL_Show_Myself_Out@reddit
That’s because the fish is chicken
EndocrineBandit@reddit
The second one on the left looks pretty grumpy
Samsungfan876@reddit
I saw a group of them. Then when my windows xp brain downloaded the image of the chicken leg I was disgusted, bring back the fish
Drpoofn@reddit
Freaking zombie piranha
Manufactured-Aggro@reddit
It's giving campfire-roasted deep sea horror snack vibes
iamsheph@reddit
RainButUniLion@reddit
Now all I see are 4 fish with different facial expressions
gongalongas@reddit
I am glad this is the top comment because I came in to see if anyone else was seeing fat scared fish.
hippy_potto@reddit
r/pareidolia
suicidemenot@reddit
Thank you! I thought there was something wrong with me
CatfreshWilly@reddit
PuppyBasket5711@reddit
I Am a Drumstick and I Must Scream
Alert-Dark-1250@reddit
Highest_Koality@reddit
Well there goes my night
revan20202@reddit
They one to the left of it is an angry fish lmao
leosnose@reddit
petrified
TheBracketry@reddit
The chicken leaking burned blood. Chef's kiss
GrooveDigger47@reddit
why dont people use the deluxe craft mac and cheese?
xinfinitimortum@reddit
Im glad theres another person out there that puts salsa on kraft mac and cheese. Its so damn good, been doing it since i was a kid.
DeepBig7633@reddit
Okay, hear me out. Replace the salsa with ketchup and you have my wet dream meal.
Griffithead@reddit
Ketchup is literally the worst thing you could add. Every single other condiment is better.
Ketchup is for lazy stupid people.
DeepBig7633@reddit
Sheesh. Mr negative Nancy over here. Don’t you think the last sentence was a bit unnecessary?
ChiliOnMyWaffles@reddit
My dad showed me this method and I absolutely love a little ketchup in my bowl of Mac. Usually like a tablespoon or so for me.
boringcranberry@reddit
Add a little ketchup to mashed potatoes too. And add corn nibblets. I don't understand why I'm 48 and this combo STILL tastes good to me.
ChiliOnMyWaffles@reddit
This is something that wouldn’t have occurred to me, but I’ll definitely try it out. Thank you :)
chris00ws6@reddit
If it’s fresh I refrain and enjoy the Mac. Reheated leftovers we are going to to Mac and ketchup pound town.
ChiliOnMyWaffles@reddit
Hmm, I like this method too :)
checkmeonmyspace@reddit
I saw them comment on another kraft dinner post to add salsa, and rightly so. I was nearly stupified despite of all my years of the internet. And came here to call u/kraftdinnerwithsalsa to this very post. But it was them all along. Excellent.
danielrmorenop@reddit
literally same lol
Quiet-Competition849@reddit
That shit is something you eat after a long day because it is quick and easy and yummy. You don’t post it anymore than you would post a picture of a bowl of Cheerios you are eating.
danielrmorenop@reddit
HE HAS SPOKEN
Sure_Lavishness_8353@reddit
Two chickens died for this. Or one tiny chimeric beast with four chicken legs. Either way it’s not ideal.
DetectiveRick141@reddit
I don't dislike this too much
Forsaken-Duck-5321@reddit
Are the chicken legs... raw?
Mobile_Aioli_6252@reddit
Nothing wrong with that
freakmeout123@reddit
i want that food
Oops_All_Bans@reddit
I'd destroy this.
YokoOhNoYouDidnt@reddit
By throwing it into the pits of hell?
TwilightZoneMara@reddit
That chicken is not cooked
timmyx2times@reddit
Chicken cooked with a warm hug.
Street_Top3205@reddit
Those chickens look overcooked and undercooked at the same time it's incredible.
Quiet-Competition849@reddit
It’s both burned and undercooked.
TheBlizzman@reddit
So it balanced out!
timmyx2times@reddit
The duality of man 😂
duckinasombrero@reddit
OP learned how to cook by watching Cooking with Jack.
Queefy_Magee@reddit
I enjoy my chicken medium rare to rare, but I guess it's a personal preference sorta thing
CampAstoria@reddit
OP thought about heat while preparing this.
pimpcoatjones@reddit
Agreed... OP, how long don't you cook your chicken for.
kuromelomi@reddit
Omg I add salsa to kraft too, best flavour combo
ButtChugMcNuggetson@reddit
and a screaming angler fish
No-Honeydew2517@reddit
I’ve definitely cooked this meal in college
SkinnyFatKidd@reddit
I know microwaved chicken when I see it..
akiva23@reddit
This is not shitty in any way shape or form.
notoneforlies@reddit
well the username checks out i suppose
tiwwchntwanegbt@reddit
mexican salsa yes ! (?)
beautifuldesigned@reddit
what in the resident evil is that chicken
SnooPredictions3028@reddit
This is a divorced dad meal ngl
thecosmoschilde@reddit
I’m scared to know what you do to regular instant ramen
DankestKush420@reddit
That’s almost as good as my lunch today rice and Big Mac sauce
HouseOfAplesaus@reddit
Them fish legs are a fuggin problem
A1Aaron18@reddit
Fish legs is so damn funny😂😂
peachesbutno_creme@reddit
that chicken look well seasoned
barellano1084@reddit
The chicken is the only issue here
slackerz22@reddit
Chicken looks bad brother
-Xiphon-@reddit
akkristor@reddit
Since childhood i have enjoyed Macaroni and Cheese and Ketchup.
I have never considered Mac and Cheese and Salsa. I may have to give that a try.
Hype_Miles@reddit
Oh Canada! What are you doing?
Wallynine@reddit
When Zagats visits Redneck country
i_Cant_get_right@reddit
Undercooked chicken or undercooked fish. Let’s roll the dice
DudeThatsAGG@reddit
Salsa on mac n cheese slaps. I recommend El Pollo Loco Mac with the avocado salsa.
AerialAce96@reddit
Those chicken legs have seen better days
Fit_Carpet_364@reddit
I. Want to. Destroy. Your flappy head.
freezedriedfucks@reddit
what grave did you rob to get those drumsticks? good god
rob94708@reddit
If I had a million dollars / We wouldn’t have to eat Kraft Dinner
kraftdinnerwithsalsa@reddit (OP)
But we would eat Kraft dinner, we’d just eat more
rob94708@reddit
Of course we would!
Back_Alley420@reddit
I would eat it!!
CharacterCheck4478@reddit
1000_pizzaslices@reddit
How does chicken manage to get so burnt on the outside but still clucking on the inside 😩
bromanjc@reddit
yall don't know what youre talking about with the chicken. thems is covered in herbs and roasted in the oven, i just know that shit was falling off the bone 💳💥💳💥💳💥
kraftdinnerwithsalsa@reddit (OP)
Finally, a voice of reason
sLeeeeTo@reddit
brendan schaub salivating somewhere, b
Jorgwalther@reddit
Don’t think I’ve ever considered putting salsa on any mac-based dish. I can see how it may be good with Kraft
Tough-Yoghurt-1919@reddit
I would have used queso (i adore the queso Blanco) but this is valid....
VicariousOne1199@reddit
This is one of those meals that's ALMOST shitty but good enough to not classify as shitty.
AluminumFoilHats@reddit
no
weedbeads@reddit
I. Hate. You. The ONLY thing that should go in Macaroni is MORE CHEESE YOU MONSTER
TruePlatypusKnight@reddit
I'm not offended by the mac and salsa. I am offended by that chicken
Quiet-Competition849@reddit
A chicken died for that.
QueenInYellowLace@reddit
Two chickens. Poor things.
frostysauce@reddit
You didn't even mention the shitty part in the title.
RawChickenButt@reddit
I would devour this. Comfort maxing!
Laouijabored@reddit
It looks like you both seasoned and didn't
Quiet-Competition849@reddit
It’s like they had a list of ingredients, without directions on how to use them. Including the application of heat.
3blackcats_b-lake@reddit
Lmao
Quirky-Pie9661@reddit
I wouldn’t put that here. The chicken looks good. I don’t think you’re the only person in the world to put salsa or hot sauce on their mac & cheese.
Kinda want that plate
Quiet-Competition849@reddit
Have you noticed the chicken is both burnt to charcoal and undercooked?
Acornriot@reddit
The chicken is paler than I am
Quiet-Competition849@reddit
They seasoned it, but forgot to cook it. 5 out of 10.
Highest_Koality@reddit
Xfuck1tX@reddit
Master_Win_4018@reddit
I doubt it is cooked.
giraffeneckedcat@reddit
Did you cook your chicken in a gravel road?
dividezero@reddit
Tomatoes make everything better
DopeFly@reddit
Not shitty but that's a lot of salsa. I totally mess with u. I'm a vegan so it wouldn't be chicken for me but there's nothing like mac and cheese with ketchup, canned diced tomatoes, hot sauce or salsa. Even if it's cheese substitute
mushycanonization9@reddit
the salsa really ties the whole cursed vibe together
ehalepagneaux@reddit
Kraft mac and cheese with sambal slaps.
samuelram97@reddit
The chicken??
Willtexas1@reddit
How does one over season chicken
flappy_twat@reddit
I feel like you insulted the chicken’s ancestors by cooking them like that
HotHits630@reddit
At least it's not with ketchup
Rapking@reddit
I thought the chicken was fish at first lol
Sir_Yash@reddit
over seasoned, undercooked. A plus shiddy
rumyourham@reddit
That third chicken wing
Ok_Needleworker_6017@reddit
Chicken legs look like they’re about to Voltron up and get on outta that crime scene
ukguy907@reddit
Raw chicken nice
xdylanthehumanx@reddit
That coal miner shit
dereistic@reddit
Never used salsa but a dab of ranch is very good
craterma@reddit
Up your game, mix the salsa with the Mac and cheese, don't top it. - trailer park
RichardsMomFTW@reddit
How does the chicken look so seasoned but flavorless at the same time?
Big_Gassy_Possum@reddit
Mmmm.....Puffer fish and Mac & cheese.
chumpy551@reddit
I couldn't make drumsticks come out good til I got an air fryer.
Ninja_Star_23@reddit
Are you secretly cooking dinner for my wife? This is almost exactly how she eats but you forgot the jalapeños
meratherbebikin@reddit
Those drumsticks look like angry fish. Especially second from the right.
Suitable-Telephone80@reddit
hey you dropped your raw chicken in some dirt
varmeer@reddit
The drumsticks aren’t fully cooked 😭
Ragebaiterlmao@reddit
Those are some killer fish
MadamVoid@reddit
The mac n salsa is the most normal thing on this plate
krellx6@reddit
CUPBOARDS BARE
IM SO HUNGRY
Sheepherder-Optimal@reddit
Hey do you still have it? I can come pick it up!
OldFoolOldSkool@reddit
Those poor drumsticks!
Canadian_Z@reddit
Username checks out
IsopodKey2040@reddit
the drumsticks look like dead fish
Southernuncomfort337@reddit
Salmonella!! (Angry grandpa voice)