Shannon Elizabeth Joins OnlyFans to Show Off 'a More Sexy Side': 'This Is the Future' (Exclusive)

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motorcycleboy9000@reddit

YOU ARE THE ONES WHO ARE THE BALL-LICKERS

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JollyGoodSirEm@reddit

I probably say this at least once a day.

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Mike__O@reddit

The internet is a communication tool used the world over for people to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.

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brodievonorchard@reddit

As true today as the day it was written.

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Blizzardof1991@reddit

HEY BABY YOU EVER HAD YOUR ASSHOLE LICKED BY A FAT GUY IN AN OVERCOAT

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NindieNation@reddit

I'm so glad other people say this. If my friends are together and says anything about "I found this online", it will turn into

"On the internet?"

"What the fuck is the internet?"

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Trashman82@reddit

Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Treedwellers

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Chef_Scary_Terry@reddit

No one rules the clit like me! Not this little fuck. None of you little fucks out there!

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yourlittlebirdie@reddit

Wow, a more sexy side? And to think from now, we’ve only seen her intellectual and philosophical side.

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NindieNation@reddit

If anyone is looking for me, I'll be.... Cleaning. The counter.

In the bathroom.

It is very dirty, it'll probably take a while.

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Biscuits4u2@reddit

Shannon Elizabeth spent all her American Pie money

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Biscuits4u2@reddit

I'd take any figure you find on the internet about celebrity net worth with a big ol grain of salt.

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DefendsTheDownvoted@reddit

You can be "worth" that much and have zero liquidity. That just mean she owns a bunch of shit.

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olive_juse@reddit

"A more sexy side"???

Ma'am, I saw your areolas back in '99...

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Asleep_Pack8869@reddit

She just split from her husband, seems more like revenge. Maybe caught her ex with an OF model?

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SELECTaerial@reddit

Idk honestly, I bet she figures she could easily make millions without doing too much. So 🤷

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napalmthechild@reddit

I think she's pretty rich. Apparently she lives in Africa and spends her money saving rhinos and sending kids to college.

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wiserTyou@reddit

Google says 5-9 million. TBH, that's not very rich these days.

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OllieFromCairo@reddit

It’s more money than most people will see in a lifetime. It’s very rich.

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BalrogRuthenburg11@reddit

Dollars? That’s like 1.3 million Big Mac’s, which is quite a few Big Mac’s. I consider that to be rich in dollars and calories.

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napalmthechild@reddit

hey everyone look at money bags over here lmao

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NativePA@reddit

She better do something. We’ve already seen the best version of her naked 25 years ago.

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Really surprised more sorta,someone who who was famous for being hot in the 90s/00's didn't try their hand at this earlier,after one of the females on the Sopranos who hadn;t been in any projects in forever made 7 figure money.

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Charrbard@reddit

Well that and pretty maga.

Im a big fan of the sopranos, but its a bit depressing how many right wing goobers missed the message and unironically gravitate towards the show. Like a sea of Moltisanti

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DengarLives66@reddit

Women. You can say “women.” Trash-ass men say “females.”

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JamesMattDillon@reddit

Probably will share photos that are on her socials. Maybe a cleavage shot here and there.

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HomerSectual@reddit

It’s not 1999. No one wants to see that 27 years later. But, I’ll take one for the team. My zelle is open.

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Funkopedia@reddit

Nah she's been a professional poker player for the last 15 years or something

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noronto@reddit

If she had a nickel for every teenage boy who jerked off to her, she probably wouldn’t need to do onlyfans today.

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Excellent-Goal4763@reddit

She probably owes the IRS some $$$$.

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kinkyslc1@reddit

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DefendsTheDownvoted@reddit

Still being used for the same shit 25 years later kids.

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Spare_Echidna2095@reddit

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Weak_Radish966@reddit

Declaring that doing porn is “the future” sounds straight outta Idiocracy… which is basically what we are living in….

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DrButtgerms@reddit

Lol what's the flaw in the logic then?

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TheLastBoat@reddit

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ghoulthebraineater@reddit

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taleofbenji@reddit

Kids these days will never understand how unrealistic the streaming video scene was in 1998.

Seems perfectly normal today, but that was not possible back then!!

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TheGillos@reddit

Yes, it was. In 1999, I had a Logitech webcam, very similar to the one in the movie. And I had DSL internet.

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Hutch_travis@reddit

Isn’t the joke how the feed keeps breaking because the internet is not great.

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drimmie@reddit

I think I just filled the cup

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StillWaterRunShallow@reddit

The future? Hahahahaha okay

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purpleteenageghost@reddit

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Coitus_lnterruptus@reddit

Actress famous for showing off her big boobs is going to show off her big boobs for more money. BREAKING NEWS!

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PhoneJazz@reddit

When you can’t hack it as an actress, there’s always OnlyFans.

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Own_Cardiologist2544@reddit

Forgotten 90s sex icons ticket to being relevant again.

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cutshop@reddit

The MILF Wars have begun

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Much_Usual_3855@reddit

She doesn't have a kid. Maybe the cougar wars has begun

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FungiStudent@reddit

Good both are

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Wyden_long@reddit

Begun the MILF Wars have

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themage78@reddit

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Greekphysed@reddit

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cutshop@reddit

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wiserTyou@reddit

I had no interest in onlyfans, but to be honest I'm tempted.

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RalphMacchio404@reddit

And if this was 2002 that would be great

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pogulup@reddit

I need a link so I know to avoid it.

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FUWS@reddit

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Murphy_Dropkick410@reddit

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Emotional_End2305@reddit

Anyone gonna drop a link?

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urbanlife78@reddit

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PookieCat415@reddit

I am glad my generation of women is embracing being sexy at an older age. She looks great for 52 and if this is what she wants, then get that bag girl.

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