Shannon Elizabeth Joins OnlyFans to Show Off 'a More Sexy Side': 'This Is the Future' (Exclusive)
Posted by Born-Agency-3922@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 113 comments
No Nadia!!! Don’t do it
nyXhcinPDX@reddit
Nah.... no one cares
she-dont-use-jellyyy@reddit
Boo Boo Kitty Fuck?
Battle_Unicorn_3006@reddit
motorcycleboy9000@reddit
YOU ARE THE ONES WHO ARE THE BALL-LICKERS
JollyGoodSirEm@reddit
I probably say this at least once a day.
CalibratedEnthusiast@reddit
*WHAT THE FUCK IS THE INTERNET!?
Mike__O@reddit
The internet is a communication tool used the world over for people to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.
electrodog1999@reddit
Don’t forget cat videos.
brodievonorchard@reddit
As true today as the day it was written.
Blizzardof1991@reddit
HEY BABY YOU EVER HAD YOUR ASSHOLE LICKED BY A FAT GUY IN AN OVERCOAT
NindieNation@reddit
I'm so glad other people say this. If my friends are together and says anything about "I found this online", it will turn into
"On the internet?"
"What the fuck is the internet?"
Trashman82@reddit
Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Treedwellers
Chef_Scary_Terry@reddit
No one rules the clit like me! Not this little fuck. None of you little fucks out there!
Level_Improvement532@reddit
I think I just filled the cup.
yourlittlebirdie@reddit
Wow, a more sexy side? And to think from now, we’ve only seen her intellectual and philosophical side.
Worldly-Fishing-880@reddit
I read Maxim for the articles
aerovirus22@reddit
Does that still exist?
timriedel@reddit
Does anything exist?
GuidoTheRed@reddit
Negative-Wrap95@reddit
In this economy?
Appropriate-Neck-585@reddit
😆
anananon3@reddit
Seen it. Next.
vinsite@reddit
I believe "Shaved" is the expression
Raychao@reddit
ALAN!
electrodog1999@reddit
GhostingTheInterweb@reddit
She had a good teacher.
NindieNation@reddit
If anyone is looking for me, I'll be.... Cleaning. The counter.
In the bathroom.
It is very dirty, it'll probably take a while.
superthrust123@reddit
That Playboy issue changed my life.
Biscuits4u2@reddit
Shannon Elizabeth spent all her American Pie money
1northfield@reddit
Currently worth 6-9 million
Biscuits4u2@reddit
I'd take any figure you find on the internet about celebrity net worth with a big ol grain of salt.
DefendsTheDownvoted@reddit
You can be "worth" that much and have zero liquidity. That just mean she owns a bunch of shit.
olive_juse@reddit
"A more sexy side"???
Ma'am, I saw your areolas back in '99...
NativePA@reddit
That hard up for $ huh
Asleep_Pack8869@reddit
She just split from her husband, seems more like revenge. Maybe caught her ex with an OF model?
SELECTaerial@reddit
Idk honestly, I bet she figures she could easily make millions without doing too much. So 🤷
napalmthechild@reddit
I think she's pretty rich. Apparently she lives in Africa and spends her money saving rhinos and sending kids to college.
wiserTyou@reddit
Google says 5-9 million. TBH, that's not very rich these days.
OllieFromCairo@reddit
It’s more money than most people will see in a lifetime. It’s very rich.
BalrogRuthenburg11@reddit
Dollars? That’s like 1.3 million Big Mac’s, which is quite a few Big Mac’s. I consider that to be rich in dollars and calories.
napalmthechild@reddit
hey everyone look at money bags over here lmao
GarblingCumfarts@reddit
That's 5-9 million more than me.
NativePA@reddit
She better do something. We’ve already seen the best version of her naked 25 years ago.
SmileyPiesUntilIDrop@reddit
Really surprised more sorta,someone who who was famous for being hot in the 90s/00's didn't try their hand at this earlier,after one of the females on the Sopranos who hadn;t been in any projects in forever made 7 figure money.
Charrbard@reddit
Well that and pretty maga.
Im a big fan of the sopranos, but its a bit depressing how many right wing goobers missed the message and unironically gravitate towards the show. Like a sea of Moltisanti
DengarLives66@reddit
Women. You can say “women.” Trash-ass men say “females.”
JamesMattDillon@reddit
Probably will share photos that are on her socials. Maybe a cleavage shot here and there.
HomerSectual@reddit
It’s not 1999. No one wants to see that 27 years later. But, I’ll take one for the team. My zelle is open.
Funkopedia@reddit
Nah she's been a professional poker player for the last 15 years or something
noronto@reddit
If she had a nickel for every teenage boy who jerked off to her, she probably wouldn’t need to do onlyfans today.
Excellent-Goal4763@reddit
She probably owes the IRS some $$$$.
kinkyslc1@reddit
DefendsTheDownvoted@reddit
Still being used for the same shit 25 years later kids.
Spare_Echidna2095@reddit
Weak_Radish966@reddit
Declaring that doing porn is “the future” sounds straight outta Idiocracy… which is basically what we are living in….
DrButtgerms@reddit
Lol what's the flaw in the logic then?
TheLastBoat@reddit
ghoulthebraineater@reddit
taleofbenji@reddit
Kids these days will never understand how unrealistic the streaming video scene was in 1998.
Seems perfectly normal today, but that was not possible back then!!
TheGillos@reddit
Yes, it was. In 1999, I had a Logitech webcam, very similar to the one in the movie. And I had DSL internet.
Hutch_travis@reddit
Isn’t the joke how the feed keeps breaking because the internet is not great.
drimmie@reddit
I think I just filled the cup
StillWaterRunShallow@reddit
The future? Hahahahaha okay
purpleteenageghost@reddit
https://i.redd.it/yjiapd0i4hvg1.gif
Coitus_lnterruptus@reddit
Actress famous for showing off her big boobs is going to show off her big boobs for more money. BREAKING NEWS!
PhoneJazz@reddit
When you can’t hack it as an actress, there’s always OnlyFans.
Own_Cardiologist2544@reddit
Forgotten 90s sex icons ticket to being relevant again.
cutshop@reddit
The MILF Wars have begun
Much_Usual_3855@reddit
She doesn't have a kid. Maybe the cougar wars has begun
FungiStudent@reddit
Good both are
Wyden_long@reddit
Begun the MILF Wars have
No-Artichoke-1912@reddit
themage78@reddit
Greekphysed@reddit
cutshop@reddit
wiserTyou@reddit
I had no interest in onlyfans, but to be honest I'm tempted.
RalphMacchio404@reddit
And if this was 2002 that would be great
pogulup@reddit
I need a link so I know to avoid it.
FUWS@reddit
Murphy_Dropkick410@reddit
Emotional_End2305@reddit
Anyone gonna drop a link?
urbanlife78@reddit
PookieCat415@reddit
I am glad my generation of women is embracing being sexy at an older age. She looks great for 52 and if this is what she wants, then get that bag girl.
TragicsNFG@reddit
floodums@reddit
I've already seen what she has to offer unless she's showing hole
S_A_R_K@reddit
I glued myself to myself
Difficult_Mix_3620@reddit
What the hell can be more sexy than her scene in American Pie?
MardelMare@reddit
Party like it’s 1999
Bjorn_Blackmane@reddit
Wish she did that like 20 years ago lol
Charrbard@reddit
Its going to be one of those non-nude, artsy fartsy cash grabs.
Also bleak future, huh.
sumthymelater@reddit
Who?
VVrayth@reddit
Get your bag, girl!
UndoxxableOhioan@reddit
Poker career not working out, huh?
Guess we’ll see how unkind gravity has been for the last 25 years.
Supercres933@reddit
She has implants even then
deekamus@reddit
k and?
-OccultOfPersonality@reddit
Was just wondering where she at. Now I know lol
DarthBster@reddit
ManiacRichX@reddit
Subscribed
yodayoda_@reddit
https://onlyfans.com/shannonelizabeth/media?utm_source=instagram&fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQPNTY3MDY3MzQzMzUyNDI3AAGnsVl13NoK-SYGAIFrB-2zr_HckUz4iCRhTiqIKzD-BEZ-bBGpHDg8-hj0LdA_aem_5lDWSzX3u8PfuyZAvI04fw
Juztaan@reddit
That was real? I saw that movie, I thought it was bullshit.
User_Says_What@reddit
J. Geils Band has entered the chat.
SexyWampa@reddit
How awful. Anyone got a link...?
Possible-Tangelo9344@reddit
Welp....
LakeEarth@reddit
If she doesn't have sex with a guy in a snowman outfit, we riot.
Canadatron@reddit
Lol. It's always to "take control of their narrative" rather than cash in on some simps.
jaywinner@reddit
Why now?
Why not 20 years ago?
MrVeazey@reddit
Dial-up, bro.
Texas_Kimchi@reddit
We are living in a new Renaissance Period.
CelticSith@reddit
I really hope she names her page Fapple Pie
who_even_cares35@reddit
We already got the goods 20 years ago
Seven22am@reddit
Getting ready to message her, “It looks like you could use a hand.”
ForceGhost47@reddit
Oh, Jeem!
Born-Agency-3922@reddit (OP)
Not my Nadia !!!