Do you have refridgerator in england ? gera

Posted by Witty_Mix8495@reddit | AskABrit | View on Reddit | 53 comments

i heard that you use cool cellars in a monken time ere but id ont know like put the cheese in the cellar beer and wine in the coo, dark cellar like monks or something lioke that and thats why youre cheese look different as well ?

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thecatsothermother@reddit

We have refrigerators.

But some of our Cheddar cheeses are aged in natural caves.

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Witty_Mix8495@reddit (OP)

why not in ter cellars tho. yall got cheese in caves we got cheese in caves too thats fire

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wonderman48@reddit

I've just had a seizure reading that.

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Witty_Mix8495@reddit (OP)

inter cesar salad in your cellar more like bruh. reading breading crumbs inter yo cellar or a ceizure salad with good britan cheese right "bloke"

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Asleep_Cricket5816@reddit

Genuine question are you drunk or just not the full ticket?

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Witty_Mix8495@reddit (OP)

you need ticket lisense for fridge but not if your a monk

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Asleep_Cricket5816@reddit

So just trolling and obviously bored

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Witty_Mix8495@reddit (OP)

trolls in ter cellar where you keep cheese and good british beers i bet lol love you bro

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-You_Cant_Stop_Me-@reddit

Troll with a poor grasp of grammar.

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Witty_Mix8495@reddit (OP)

grab a granma yoself g

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-You_Cant_Stop_Me-@reddit

Exactly.

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dan-72@reddit

I think I just had a seizer!

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Suspicious_Field_429@reddit

I just had a seizure salad 🥗

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Witty_Mix8495@reddit (OP)

interseizure monks intercellar drivel in my IQ

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Witty_Mix8495@reddit (OP)

wait yall stole cesar salad too but how yall store the ranch if no fridge can u store intercellar

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Plastic_Library649@reddit

WE HAVE MEAT, HERE, IN THE BUILDING!!!

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Witty_Mix8495@reddit (OP)

*meet

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ReniSquire@reddit

My IQ just reduced reading this drivel.

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Witty_Mix8495@reddit (OP)

my DrIQ is thed driving on the lane with ruber byrnuing rubeber. drive on borther <3

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Sea_Appointment8408@reddit

What is this refrigerator you speak of?

Sounds like devil work.

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L00ny-T00n@reddit

Ice blocks to put in the stoarge caves. Is what them fancy folk up at the manor do use to keep em cheese an wine an herring an pot noodles nice an coold

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Sea_Appointment8408@reddit

Next you'll be telling me those fancy folk don't shit in the mud corner.

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Witty_Mix8495@reddit (OP)

it works by making food cold with cold air from ice cubs

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Sea_Appointment8408@reddit

Be gone with thine sorcery!!

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nathanherts@reddit

Don't believe the propaganda promoted by the media to make the UK seem modern and wealthy. Almost nobody can afford fridges so we just dig holes in the ground and put in our perishables and pray for the best.

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Witty_Mix8495@reddit (OP)

dam but yall have monks and intercellars so dont fill bad. god belch you

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High-Tom-Titty@reddit

No. We get daily ice deliveries from the Arctic, which we then put in cupboards to keep our milk cool.

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Witty_Mix8495@reddit (OP)

like the state? why yall not just make the ice their instread of stealing it from america. god bless the land of free and

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I_Like_Quiz@reddit

Very hard to understand most of what you've posted. But, yes, we all have fridges and freezers. Most UK houses don't have cellars/basements, and if they do they're usually just used as storage spaces.

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Witty_Mix8495@reddit (OP)

ok if you say so esptein

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I_Like_Quiz@reddit

Explain this comment.

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Revolutionary-Key650@reddit

I had a stroke. Commenting from hospital.

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Witty_Mix8495@reddit (OP)

in hope you okay <3

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tcpukl@reddit

It's nearly impossible to understand your posts. Yet writing English next time.

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Witty_Mix8495@reddit (OP)

what chrip monk monkey mmonk key in the beer intercellar

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Current_Thing2244@reddit

No, we absolutely do not have fridges or freezers anywhere in Britain, don't listen to those who are putting on a front of new fangled 'modernisation'. This weird new invention called 'electricity' is witchcraft and anyone who uses it is burnt at the stake. We use fire and ice like any true, patriotic Brit would. We keep our farm animals in our home so they can share the heat from the fire and keep is warm in turn.

I am creating this comment using morse code so I fully expect to be tried as a witch myself.

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Plastic_Library649@reddit

Ooooh gromits

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Yolandi2802@reddit

😱

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ComradeLitshenko@reddit

No, we don’t have electricity in our castles so how would the fridges work?

Our cheese “looks different” because we haven’t yet developed the ability to make plastic in tasteless (but neat) little squares so this is why it will look alien to you.

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