What does this mean? | TheaterFire

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Substantial-Peach-90@reddit

Men dress very simply in Balkans, they all have this short haircut and have this caveman look but Balkan women look like the doll in the image. 🤣

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LaurestineHUN@reddit

That's a pity, well-groomed Balkan men are 💯

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Dry-Bit-7462@reddit

You are Balkan, you're already groomed

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P-R-E-S-S__F@reddit

Slams the door open Too bad Greek boy... come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth... I'm feeling ROMANTICAL

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Pmike9@reddit

If I put too much attention on my looks I feel kinda gay :( I feel like thats part of the balkan man genes

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legitematehorse@reddit

Yup. Same here. My time for grooming totals 10 minutes a week - just enough to not look like a homeless person.

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GRIM106@reddit

Ain't no time to groom yourself. It's misery hour, every hour, sunrise to sunset.

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It’s a pattern that you find all across Eastern Europe including Balkans too. Stems from the fact that men are more traditional, everything seems gay and they prefer something practical and less “flashy fashion”. In contrast women like dressing up. I don’t know when this balkan man fashion developed, it could really be partly because of communism but then you can see this even in Greece which didn’t have communism.

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Knight0fTheNine@reddit

This wasn’t true for Greece until about 10 years ago when we suddenly imported the looks of Balkanity and now most young guys have super ugly short haircuts and wear hideous tracksuits with brand logos and shit. If you look at clips from Greece in the 2000s and before, nobody looked like that. Probably why we had a reputation for being handsome which doesn’t really hold up anymore because now the average guy here is looking more and more like Shrek. Also our most common face shape doesn’t suit very short hair and I am begging everyone to stop it.

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JohannesJoshua@reddit

The Slavicization of Greece that started in 7th century will now be complete. Soon you will only wear Addidas track suits. /j

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JonhColtrane@reddit

The byzantines might have taken your land, but you finally conquered us with your culture. Bravo Vince

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earendil888@reddit

Balkanity is a nice term though

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Sugar_Vivid@reddit

Super hot girl having a neanderthal looking boyfriend, usually driving a BMW, very common in Romania.

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Several-Difference77@reddit

Change the BMW with a Mercedes or audi and you have the typical albanian

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petahthehorseisheah@reddit

"hot"

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shortEverything_@reddit

Boxtox and fillers

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akvarista11@reddit

Still hot

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VoidYordle@reddit

The turbo folk look, that is nowaways called "instagram" was never hot.

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akvarista11@reddit

No, not turbo folk. When used properly you can’t notice fillers/botox. I’m not talking about the cheap looking bimbos

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petahthehorseisheah@reddit

And will never be

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shortEverything_@reddit

Depends most of them I dont think they’re hot

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BearishBabe42@reddit

Sad part is a lot of them are naturally beautiful, but balkan culture seem to put a lot of pressure on surgery, makeup, brand clothing etc., anything to look "better". Whats worse is how down to earth and friendly all the balkan people I've met are. Even assholes are often polite and somehow friendly. Humans can be strange sometimes.

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Wislehorn@reddit

Yeah "hot". Who doesn't find Balkan women attractive?

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79mn105ss105a104@reddit

Terms and conditions may apply

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Voinat107@reddit

Hot might be a bit of exaggeration here unless you are into plastic

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Kreol1q1q@reddit

What you meant to say instead of “hot” was heavily surgically altered.

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Kroman36@reddit

It’s generally Slavic thing. Romanians are honorary Slavs anyway, so applies here as well.

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chaoticeuropean@reddit (OP)

I have different view on Balkan men I think

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RegionSignificant977@reddit

That's so nice of you.

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Adventurous-Guava374@reddit

🤣

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CapOk2664@reddit

The wearing adidas tracksuits and eating sausages and bear, burping all day and talking crap is real here haha.I wish could just put my finger on this Slavic thing 'cause it's hard to tell what influenced it that much and why is it so chaotic in it's own way...the country side?That sounds like a common and cheap answer so I suppose it goes deeper

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SlatkiMicek@reddit

Super hot girl having a neanderthal looking boyfriend, usually driving a BMW, very common in Romania.

very common in Croatia.

very common in Serbia.

very common in Bosnia.

very common in Montenegro.

very common in Bulgaria.

̶v̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶m̶o̶n̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶S̶l̶o̶v̶e̶n̶i̶a̶.̶

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legitematehorse@reddit

Yup. Very common in Bulgaria too.

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feifii@reddit

Also very common in Ankara

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Golday_ALB@reddit

Messi

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feifii@reddit

Can i say I don't like football...

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Golday_ALB@reddit

I give you permission to say it.

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feifii@reddit

Hmm now I don't want to say it.

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EnoughSolid146@reddit

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chaoticeuropean@reddit (OP)

Is only in Romania or all countries?

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Skywrathx9@reddit

We have a format here for them:

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-AgentMichaelScarn@reddit

Albania is the same way except the “smoke show” is pumped full of more plastic than the Bratz doll in the picture.

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StPauliPirate@reddit

Don‘t forget the giant forehead

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Sugar_Vivid@reddit

I cannot comment on others…but wouldn’t be surprised as I have seen similar “fauna” from other eastern european countries, same species

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F_Solo@reddit

Balkan girls are known for having very high priorities in make up. A Serbian friend in high school told me once: a Balkan girl would hesitate spending money for food, but never for make up.

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Stverghame@reddit

Pretty women - ugly men

"Genetically", we are not ugly. It is just that many men do not like to maintain their looks as it is considered "gay" (which is pathetic tbh, everyone should try to do and to look their best).

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prolapseenthusiat@reddit

Im glad im taking care of my looks

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junferarh@reddit

Pederu /s

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ZinbaluPrime@reddit

By "Pretty" you mean dumb bimbos with plastic surgeries all over them.

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BearishBabe42@reddit

Agreed. That mix of rus and viking genes is very good

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PraviKonjina@reddit

Looking good costs money. Why would I do that when I could just tint my BMW? Nisam ja Rokfeler haha

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chaoticeuropean@reddit (OP)

Yea I think So, although, many of them look good which seems even without trying just their face and haircut make them handsome

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Arina_Eir@reddit

Almost all teen girls are like Barbies because of lots of makeup and boys kinda act like Shrek. I think this is what it means.

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Harriet_Wilder@reddit

Is this about facial enhancement? Did I get the point or nah? lol

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RestaurantBoring417@reddit

Hot GF and ugly BF, even though the men aren't even ugly, they just have the standard Eastern European self-care routine, which is none by the way. Tracksuits, buzz cuts, the likes of that

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Affectionate_Run1810@reddit

Kosovo je Srbija mamu vam jebem

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Goated549@reddit

get a load of this guy

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Affectionate_Run1810@reddit

Naše crkve na Kosovu su starije od vas mamu ti jebem

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Goated549@reddit

i guess bro

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casual_philosopher02@reddit

don't offend our men! they are uniquely hot

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legitematehorse@reddit

Ok, what balkan man do you consider hot? Would you give an example?

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casual_philosopher02@reddit

my usual type is dark hair, beard, at least around my height and up. I have liked lighter in colour men too so it is not strict at all

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legitematehorse@reddit

Ye, you just described me. But this look is getting adopted by balkan men more and more lately.

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CapOk2664@reddit

Nice to see someone still standing up for men here even if it's definitely not referring to me

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casual_philosopher02@reddit

Actually I had you in mind when I wrote that!!!!

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CapOk2664@reddit

That's very kind, madam!Allow me to be more sceptic, my experiences of always being alone certainly speak louder than anything but that was great so thanks haha

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Impressive-Thing1177@reddit

😂😂

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SuspiciousShock8294@reddit

Thank you, queen! I resent this stereotype. There's tons of legitimately handsome guys all over the Balkans. Myself included, naturally.

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saddinosour@reddit

I know we’re “joking” but I genuinely find balkan men to be 10x more attractive than men from Western European descent, generally speaking.

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SuspiciousShock8294@reddit

🙃

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chaoticeuropean@reddit (OP)

I actually think that Slavic or eastern men have something different and very unique tbh

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casual_philosopher02@reddit

I mean if anything I think we have the most handsome ones, but I may be biased

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bluexxbird@reddit

To be fair Balkan men age waayyy too quickly. Most of the boys are very good looking up until mid twenties then don't know what happened they just start to deteriorate.

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Strong-Geologist-187@reddit

Drinking only alcoholic beverages for every meal, smoking a pack of Marlboro a day and eating only meat with bread does that to you.

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FeelTheKetasy@reddit

The sad thing is that Balkan guys look like Shrek by choice 💔

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Glittery_Marshmallow@reddit

Whoever put those flags is not familiar with Slovenians being fembois.

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velesevvv@reddit

That's just Ljubljana. There is more to Slovenia than that and it is fitting.

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Glittery_Marshmallow@reddit

Nope, unless you count the Bosnians that moved there.

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SSSkuty@reddit

Bro has never been to Pohorje and it shows

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ThatAnt8823@reddit

The one on the left is the Slovenian

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Itchy_Question_8990@reddit

Sure thing. But not everyone here is from Ljubljana.

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Glittery_Marshmallow@reddit

ONLY Slovenians see people from Ljubljana as extra gai femboi and the rest of Slovenia as not. The rest of the Balkans see all of you as femboi, equally, cause you are. Literaly no difference when looking from outside. Extra urban femboi vs. rural femboi, basically.

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cikeZ00@reddit

Facts

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CitaCita4Zite@reddit

Kosovo is serbia

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Senior-Profession711@reddit

It's just a stereotype about NorthEastern Europe not really the Balkans. In Serbia, men look better than women

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chaoticeuropean@reddit (OP)

Yeah that’s what I said earlier, I think Slavic men at least look handsome tbh

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Fasula@reddit

How about Romanian men? :)

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Loopbloc@reddit

Yeah, don't apply to Balkans

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InfuriatingLeisur081@reddit

I lived in Croatia for 4 years. If the couple does not look like this, it is because the guy is gay and she is her best friend

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chaoticeuropean@reddit (OP)

😭😭😭 funny

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SlatkiMicek@reddit

It's the average Balkan couple, the beauty and the brute

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AggyProudmore@reddit

Tell me your Balkan without telling me you are Balkan.

You have the bag with bags.

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Improvised_Excuse234@reddit

It’s the same reason you’d have a southern belle bomb with a husband that looks like someone used their head as an ash tray when they were a baby in the SE USA.

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Even-Acanthisitta200@reddit

Balkan men are very handsome. Tall and nice facial features, unique and sharp.

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Eriic91@reddit

Back of the head is flat haha

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TassadarForXelNaga@reddit

Leon Kennedy was modeled after a Romanian

https://residentevil.fandom.com/wiki/Eduard_Badaluta

His name is Eduart Bădăluță

So if you just after Leon Kennedy you must after a romanian

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legitematehorse@reddit

Whaaaaat? Wow! Thanks, dude. Now I know something new.

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United-Tailor-1727@reddit

https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTZjMDliOTUyYzNjbnY0aXlsMGliZHZsb2JjcXhuMDZiYWR5YjZlamo3NzNpdHh0bCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/EY4MLxSE1D9g4SH2sv/200w.gif

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shurdi3@reddit

Picture taken in my homecountry

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legitematehorse@reddit

That poor poor kid, man!

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SlavicRobot_@reddit

Ah hot bimbo wife with criminal husband is a thing everywhere to be fair

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chaoticeuropean@reddit (OP)

😭

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TheNikola2020@reddit

Stereotype that is true for majority of balkan people

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Borisb3ck3r@reddit

Thats mostly about albanians

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BamBumKiofte23@reddit

Checks out that a lot of Greek couples are Albanians /s

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rrrzrrr@reddit

How about mixed?

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BamBumKiofte23@reddit

Yes

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icancount192@reddit

I would say this is true for mostly Slavs and not Albanians.

Slavs every year go to Paralia in Katerini and you could spot the sexual dimorphism a mile away. Slender, feminine women, the fattest necks with gold chains and the dad bod in the men.

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chaoticeuropean@reddit (OP)

It had many Balkan countries so I was wondering

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Geo_fan_Albaniqn@reddit

Nah,albanians couple are either both ugly or ugly

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Royal_Association750@reddit

Women are usually more attracted to how the guy makes her feel rather than just looks.

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krisvelde@reddit

OP, this guy answered

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chaoticeuropean@reddit (OP)

Well yea. I don’t think he needs to be pretty either but shrek? 😅

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Cringsix@reddit

Hey, you better shut your mouth! Shrek is the peak male performance and a tribute to society!

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krisvelde@reddit

We just like to exaggerate things sometimes, that's one of the characteristics of our humor. We're not that ugly :D

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Golday_ALB@reddit

Balkan man with big nose

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WiseCherry778@reddit

i am a woman and this is bs🤣🤣

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Golday_ALB@reddit

Must be true since you are women

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WiseCherry778@reddit

yeah it's true i also care about a man's looks

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Royal_Association750@reddit

Im a man and I’m telling you that your wrong

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Ok-Letter3498@reddit

Common in Turkey.

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DeeaM36@reddit

hey Romanians are not slavic or balkan. also our most hot girls are no longer in Romania because they have millionaire boyfriends. old ones but hey life is hard

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sul_tun@reddit

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The0ryGD@reddit

am i the only one who tried to click the sound button 😭

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fr1ri@reddit

My friend and his gf look exactly like this, the meme is true

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Stealthfighter21@reddit

20 years later, she looks like Fiona.

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EddieDexx@reddit

Not only in Balkan, I noticed this in Poland as well. In NORTHERN Poland. In Danz.. uhm, I mean Gdansk. Hot chicks everywhere and dudes looking like Shrek.

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MariusCatalin@reddit

basically men simply dont put that much value into that cuz they have other worries, like making a house and doing chores

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AdExpert2442@reddit

Maybe in 20th century, nowadays both genders provide equally to the household, so it is just more of an stereotype that only gays care much about their looks.

I'm from Balkans and i have seen guys with terrible case of acne, that they wouldn't want to cure because curing it means that they have to apply creams and creams are for women. Also we have unhealthy obsession with looking affluent, therefore guys often choose clothes as a way of expressing affluency. That's why you see a lot of Balkan men wearing same expensive pieces of clothing.

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