Friend just needs the basics for daily nutrition
Posted by boogerglue@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 67 comments
this is also the second day in a row he’s eaten this dish
Ancient-Chinglish@reddit
hope he’s getting some metamucil in there
metompkin@reddit
Hemorrhoid city.
Ancient-Chinglish@reddit
I sang that in David Bowie
metompkin@reddit
Well I guess i am too now.
Kuzcopolis@reddit
Just fycken put it on bread and it would at least be a real meal
Evening_Cheesecake25@reddit
I went 6 months only eating meat as an experiment and it was the best I've ever felt in my life. But it gets boring so I don't do it anymore. Besides fatty meat all you really need is electrolytes and I would take extra magnesium as well. Point is that this post isn't as inaccurate as it seems.
Nickolas_No_H@reddit
4 days a week I eat sausage and plain rice lol
SpeedBlitzX@reddit
What am i looking at? Four sausage patties with a pool of melted kraft slices in the middle?
pileofdeadninjas@reddit
🤣😭
whateverdrezti@reddit
Burger patties and cheese sauce?
armex88@reddit
Pretty sure it is Goetta
Fragrant-Employer-60@reddit
Looks like burger/Big Mac sauce
boogerglue@reddit (OP)
i was informed that it was yum yum sauce
Fragrant-Employer-60@reddit
WTF lol
boogerglue@reddit (OP)
your guess is as good as mine man
Pleasant-Chef6055@reddit
Seems he missing it.
halfabagof@reddit
Sausage patties and queso?
panicpixiememegirl@reddit
These are not basic to daily nutrition,,,, 😓
Xfuck1tX@reddit
TacoTornadoes@reddit
anon-accountD@reddit
Obesity is the least of their concerns
she-dont-use-jellyyy@reddit
What's with all the commas?
Far_Wolverine2007@reddit
That's the first thing that came to my mind.
froggothegod@reddit
You could've thrown some broccoli on that and made it a great meal.
Safe-Magazine-244@reddit
What is it?
yungcheeselet@reddit
The pics in this sub make me worry if y’all are getting enough fiber
PM_ME_STEAM_CODES__@reddit
95% of Americans don't get enough fiber so probably not
FrenchFlauta@reddit
Yummers, looks delish! 🤗 I feed this to my littles almost daily and always give the scraps to my hungry doggos. Hubby usually has to stay late at work and misses dinner 😅
boymom #thismamaistired #carsonhuntley💙#jacksonbentley💙
Stinkygoblingooner@reddit
😂😂
QRAZYD@reddit
CarnivoreDiet
littleamandabb@reddit
Is it possible that’s the cashew based “yum sauce” and those are veggie patties?? I’m trying so so hard. 😬
Pride_Before_Fall@reddit
Please eat fiber.
OWeise@reddit
Friend thinks he just needs ‘the basics’ for daily nutrition.
Friend will eventually find out that he is wrong.
AppUnwrapper1@reddit
Four burgers???
Fucky0uthatswhy@reddit
100g of protein and that’s it. Nothing more nothing less
Disastrous_Ad_1177@reddit
Thanks now I have to take a crap all the sudden
kirkstarr78@reddit
Thats 4 pucks!
OrangeClyde@reddit
Brotein and special sauce
Jeramy_Jones@reddit
Did anyone else see a meat-based CBC logo?
GodlyShimAcquierd@reddit
The alaskan hermit guy posts more apealling dishes.
Xfuck1tX@reddit
*upstate New York
GodlyShimAcquierd@reddit
I guess I kind of guestimated Alaska from the vibe in pictures ... I am non american. So i guess Alaska is my stereotypical american snowy hermit place.
metompkin@reddit
JFC, the rice cooker hasnt even popped yet...
metompkin@reddit
I like how my detective skills tell me how they had the pan too hot and the patty shrunk and tented itself up like a gum drop only for them to flip it and burn the center of the opposite side of the burnt outer ring.
Somsanite7@reddit
he missed the carbs and fiber but yeah the meat Industrie will thank him
RecalcitrantHuman@reddit
As well as Oncologists
Somsanite7@reddit
they are always thankful these days but yes it counts
linzzzzi@reddit
This is why everyone is dying of colon cancer.
MisterUncrustable@reddit
Burgers are bad?
blumptrump@reddit
Ultra processed meat and no veggies or fiber will do it. Have you never met a 50 year old man who says veggies are for rabbits and yet constantly has to have surgery for thier fucked up colon?
CyanideAnarchy@reddit
And grease. Saturated fats and oils.
It's disgusting when a food is drowned in a pool of grease and when the sheen of it is that bright.
Nightbird88@reddit
And heart attacks
gishnon@reddit
Well he's certainly reaching his daily fat goal.
EmergencyGrocery3238@reddit
Well, dogs eat their poop as well to reclaim some nutrients, why that would not work for you?
Reload86@reddit
Prison inmates eat better than this man.
SufficientTrash2111@reddit
Gotta respect yourself more than this
Lavenderlemons420@reddit
I would eat dis
diescheide@reddit
Too much meat and sauce. Not nearly enough anything else. Has your friend ever eatena vegetable?
UnderstandingWeak292@reddit
I only see protein and sodium/preservatives if they’re premade burgers
BraumsSucks@reddit
People are saying not nutritional but I see a ton of protein, Iron, and Clacium
DaniT0n@reddit
Ahh yes, all 3 food categories: meat, sauce, and char
astrangeone88@reddit
Fiber!
poofandmook@reddit
looks like my keto dinners of yore.
thatsucksabagofdicks@reddit
Throw half a bag of shredded lettuce and 2 slices of craft then sign me up
vikingsarecoolio@reddit
Hit the main nutrients: protein, fat, and plastic.
LukaIncic@reddit
Looks appetizing 🫠 Add some ketchup please
where_thefuck_i_am@reddit
CBC burger