Where would be the worst place in the UK for your car to breakdown?
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Where do you think would be the worst place for your car to pack it in?
thebeesbollocks@reddit
Worst place I broke down was a hospital car park. I had been parked there for 3 days straight after my wife had gone into labour and my son was born, during a very cold spell of snow and ice. The car was old and the battery completely died after 3 days of below freezing temperatures.
After my son was born my wife had bad complications from the birth and I eventually needed to get home to pick up urgent supplies from our house. when the car wouldn’t start it felt like the world was ending. The car park was insanely busy and the auto recovery vehicle had to queue to get in for like half an hour after it arrived and it caused absolute chaos blocking all the other cars while they jump started the battery. Beyond stressful
Own-Heat2669@reddit
The non existent hard shoulder of one of them smart motorways.
ratscabs@reddit
The outside lane of one of them smart motorways
mhoulden@reddit
When you're riding a motorbike.
YetAnotherInterneter@reddit
Yikes! Never even thought of that before, but yeah breaking down on a motorbike without a hard shoulder must be absolutely terrifying.
Ridiculous that smart motorways are allowed to exist.
mhoulden@reddit
After watching some of those motorway rescue I always keep a hi viz vest under my seat. Next time I'm on the bike I'll add a pair of matching trousers. Black leather doesn't show up too well on an unlit motorway at night.
mhoulden@reddit
Something like this. Bit moist tonight.
mbe220@reddit
Ridiculous that drivers who don’t look beyond the front of their vehicle are allowed to exist.
quellflynn@reddit
wait, but they monitor the lanes. so when you breakdown they close the lane. hence the smart.
the issue is that the users ain't so smart so they don't understand the massive X above them and plough straight into your car / bike with a "oh I didn't realise" kinda face.
the idea is sound.
the better idea is a 6 lane motorway, but that costs billions.
so have a changeable set of lanes.
YetAnotherInterneter@reddit
If you break down on a smart motorway you have to hope that:
That is a lot of stuff that you have to just hope goes right! If any one of those steps goes wrong, you’re pretty much screwed
And it’s bad enough in a car. I can’t imagine how much worse it would be for a motorbike. I’d be scared shitless! Total respect to anyone who has the nerve to ride a bike on a smart motorway.
Zavodskoy@reddit
The advice is basically "Get off the bike, stand as far away from the cars as possible even if it means you have to climb over / up things and hope for the best"
rabbithole-xyz@reddit
Try that again, but with a trailer behind it. It wasn't fun. But the AA guy was absolutely brilliant.
WarriorDerp@reddit
Naked
AirconGuyUK@reddit
How did that shit ever get past the brainstorm?
Such an obviously fucking shit idea.
Own-Heat2669@reddit
The usual way, some people were no doubt getting exceedingly rich from the contracts to brainstorm it and then others to implement it - without any ramifications for the carnage.
Now, someone will be getting paid to undo it and return it to how it was.
Sleepyllama23@reddit
My first thought. Lots of people have died on smart motorways because there’s no hard shoulder and the cameras detecting broken down cars don’t send the signal to the lane closure sign quickly enough. Vehicles travelling 70 mph have plummeted into broken down cars and killed many people.
bigboyjak@reddit
I got a flat on the 'smart' part of the M4 by Bristol.
I managed to pull over and change my wheel to the spare and drive off before they closed the lane. Fortunately the traffic was quite bad, so it was only traveling at 30/40 but still a tad terrifying
Sleepyllama23@reddit
Christ! I’d be changing that tyre like an F1 pit lane crew!
ratscabs@reddit
I wouldn’t, I’d be watching from up the embankment hoping that nobody ploughs into my car; but at least I’d know I wasn’t going with it
SemtaCert@reddit
Lot's of people have died when broken down on the hard shoulder too.
quellflynn@reddit
but they limits are set! your not doing 70 on the extra lane, as it only opens when there's congestion.
the speeds drop, the lane opens up.
it's closed at night, it's closed in bad weather, its operated by people who monitor the roads.
apparently the deaths on smart motorways is 79, from 2010 to 2024.
geoakey@reddit
There are stretches of smart motorway like the M1 where all lanes are open by default and there is no hard shoulder
marsman@reddit
I mean 'lots' of people haven't, they are pretty damn safe and the number of people killed or seriously injured is low as a proportion of all road deaths (which are themselves pretty low), deaths related to All Lanes Running (the whole no hard shoulder thing) also seem to be fairly minimal since 2019 in relation to the motorway network and previous stats.
Is it ideal? No, probably not, are lots of people dying because of the approach taken? It doesn't seem like it, although there are probably approaches that could be taken that would reduce injury and death further.
mJelly87@reddit
I was watching one of those police shows where the cameraman follows the coppers around. A woman with her kid in the car started having engine trouble as she went on to a long bridge. She couldn't make it to the end, so she called the police in a panic because she couldn't get off the carriageway without walking in an active lane.
StevenXSG@reddit
They don't automatically do anything smart, that's the problem. If they happen to work, they send a signal to the control room where a human watching 200+ cameras has to then find what the alert is on about and then manually make a decision.
terryjuicelawson@reddit
And people can ignore red Xs anyway
inevitablelizard@reddit
Smart motorways without a hard shoulder should be abolished and anyone responsible for coming up with the idea should be permanently removed from any positions of decision making over anything.
"One more lane bro" nonsense is bad enough for other reasons, but these ones are without even creating any extra lanes.
Sleepyllama23@reddit
100%
Wgh555@reddit
It’s utterly unbelievable how they are allowed to exist. The M1 has 8 lanes in total but not a single hard shoulder. It’s usually very busy. Death trap.
Sleepyllama23@reddit
I had to slam on once because I nearly ploughed into a car that was stuck behind a broken down car. No advance warning and I was doing 70. Bloody scary!
Sirlacker@reddit
Was on a Smart motorway yesterday.
Granted it was 40mph, which it always is at that time, but there was a fucking Artic broken down in the middle lane. Bare in mind it hadn't just happened, the recovery vehicle was on the hard shoulder waiting to get it.
Not at any point was it reduced to a 20 or a lane closure. Just business as usual.
Fuck smart motorways.
temporarilytransient@reddit
Lane 1 is pretty much the hard shoulder in practise... nobody seems to use it.
VagabondOfLancashire@reddit
I'm a confident driver but I loath those. Fortunately I'm up in Lancashire so I very rarely go on them.... For now
disappointingcryptid@reddit
I'm still learning to drive but I'm very glad that there's only 1 motorway in my entire region (the M5, in the south west)
Thisoneissfwihope@reddit
There’s a recording of a 999 call of someone broken down asking what they should do, stay in the car or get out. The last thing you hear is the person saying ‘there’s a lorry-‘
Absolutely chilling.
Appropriate-South314@reddit
Newport
Guy_Incognito97@reddit
My car recently broke down in the fast lane of the M1 on a stretch with no hard shoulder. So that wasn’t ideal.
BarSalt970@reddit
Applecross pass in Scottish Highlands would be the second worst.
Worst would be somewhere around Fearnbeg.
scorzon@reddit
Exactly one week ago we were heading over the pass back to Applecross after a day out (staying in a cottage for the week) and half way up just before the switchbacks at the narrowest part of the road a VW transporter camper van was being recovered onto a low loader after breaking down. Had a quick chat with the recovery guy to 'suss it out' and then backed down to the first passing place below him and finally after all these years saw my chance - I popped the hood, rummaged in the frunk and got out the mighty dual colour high viz waistcoat I have had in there for years.
Leaving my girls in the car in hysterics (OK I may have been playing it for laughs a little as I put it on) I marched back down the hill and started flagging down cars coming up, explaining the sitch and marshalling them into the passing bays so that we didnt have gridlock with the long line of cars waiting to come down.
Once the recovery was complete with the loader safely parked and completely occupying a passing bay, I proceeded to wave and marshall the cars coming down interleaved with those coming up (blind bends involved, without that it would have been chaos). I have never felt so empowered.
Waiting until I was the last car left I then headed up and the recovery driver made a point of stopping me and thanking me saying what a difference it made having someone whose only intention was NOT getting themselves through. Offered him additional help, he declined saying he was good to go, shook my hand and I drove through with my chest puffed out to the sound of laughter from my girls (you can tell I have an office job and don't get out enough) - later on the wife did assure me what a big strong man I was and how important and powerful I looked in my hi viz, which was nice.
I've booked again for next year and the hi viz waistcoat will be coming along too.
BarSalt970@reddit
I can only imagine! I drove up it unprepared in an old, underpowered work van. Once I finished my business in Applecross, sat navy told me to go back down the pass to my next stop. I thought 'no way' and carried on around the coast. I won't do that again
scorzon@reddit
I mean the coast road is a challenge in its own right. You've done well.
BarSalt970@reddit
Thats what I mean lol, it was 50 minutes of crawling around corners on edge, should've gone back down the pass 🤦♂️
scorzon@reddit
Haha yes the pass is in some ways easier, though heading over it at 6am and finding the top including the switchbacks covered in inch thick crunchy ice in a RWD sports saloon was edgy. Thankfully the gritters had been up early doors and a few 4x4s had gone before me so I had wide tracks broken through the ice full of grit to follow. One thing I did find is that controlling a descent like that in those conditions in an EV that has very heavy regen makes things so much easier. In fact generally the power control finesse that is possible made things way easier, something I hadn't appreciated before.
Rocky-bar@reddit
A heartwarming tale, but what on earth is a "frunk"?
scorzon@reddit
Front trunk, aka froot, front boot. Storage under the bonnet. Good place for charging cables, wellies, walking boots etc
Rocky-bar@reddit
Fruit!
smiley6125@reddit
I got a puncture in Applecross. The guy that came to repair it (hire car) came from bloody miles away bless him.
PolarLocalCallingSvc@reddit
I actually wouldn't mind that sort of call out. If they're normally assigned to dork somewhere busier, being sent on a 2 hour drive through the Highlands would be a nice change I think!
Flyingsquirrel77@reddit
Sunderland
VeryTrueThing@reddit
Recently heard about someone whose Range Rover broke down in the middle of the gateway out of the car park at Hampton Court Palace after an evening concert. No one could get past and it was the only exit.
Belle_TainSummer@reddit
The causeway leading to Lindisfarne, in the last fifteen minutes before the tide is due.
Or anywhere on Jura. You're not getting the AA out on Jura.
wharfbossy@reddit
Dogging hotspot...unless you like that sort of thing.
ImHereTooIGues@reddit
It’d help pass the time whilst waiting for recovery
wharfbossy@reddit
Fair point. Maybe the recovery person is a looker and would join in?!
I may have spoke to soon with my first comment.
drivelhead@reddit
You don't?
Schanche0@reddit
Birmingham. Car will be stripped within the hour.
Internal_Rise2658@reddit
Luton.
bigtreeblade@reddit
Within a quarter of a mile of your house
Brave_Pain1994@reddit
Outside the bank you've just robbed.
Won't be much of a getaway car if you can't getaway to begin with.
User316619@reddit
My exhaust fell off the car so I had to take the first left I saw off an A-Road, straight into a school car park when everyone was arriving.
OrganicPoet1823@reddit
Remote Scottish island
DownvoteAndChill@reddit
In one of them very narrow two way roads surrounded by hedges in the countrysides at night
MinimumCut140@reddit
What about a country lane that's single track with grass growing up the middle, that has no phone reception?
DownvoteAndChill@reddit
Even worse, although it at least being one way is better, imagine you’re broken down on a two way and some idiots come speeding down at 60 even though you’ve got high beams on
SneezlesForNeezles@reddit
So many single track country roads are indeed two way. You have to reverse to a passing point if there's another car coming.
Alternative_Route@reddit
Now imagine it's an electrical fault and your lights don't work.
ImmediatePiano6690@reddit
single track is a 2 way road, all country lanes are single track just some are narrower and less used.
finaIgirI@reddit
I live in the middle of nowhere and the other day we had a supermarket delivery van tip over into the ditch at the side of the road. the driver abandoned it but it was stuck there for a week and made the road completely impassable.
McGubbins@reddit
Hardknott Pass and I know this from personal experience. It wasn't so much a breakdown as hitting the verge and ripping a hole in the sidewall of a tyre. Immediate puncture so I pulled into a passing place - just here - and tried my puncture repair kit. Unfortunately the liquid just flowed straight out the hole and made a white mess on the road.
There wasn't any phone reception so I got a lift from one of the passing motorists to the nearest pub, about 20 minutes drive away. Still no mobile phone signal so I used the phone in the pub to call my recovery service. They flat out refused to help because they didn't have anyone in the area. Fortunately the landlady knew a guy - they've had people in similar circumstances before.
The recovery guy had to pick me up from the pub and drive out to my car, brace it because it's a steep hill, and then fit the new tyre. Then drive round a bit to find a phone signal so I could pay the guy.
Emergency-Living6584@reddit
Lane 4 of a smart motorway
Impossible_Honey3553@reddit
The Strood going to Mersea Island
ScubaPuddingJr@reddit
Probably Sparkbrook in Birmingham
GreyFoxNinjaFan@reddit
Luton.
hoganpaul@reddit
Isle of Islay. Ask me how I know.
ScottOld@reddit
The ferry to calais
cheeseysqueazypeas@reddit
Swindon. Because you’d be in Swindon.
The_Sideboob_Hour@reddit
Outside a Kwik Fit, I'd rather just scrap it and save myself the trouble.
SouthAyrshireCouncil@reddit
When you’re car coming off a ferry at Dover.
That or the Holy Island causeway.
AndromedaFire@reddit
A pal had this with an Old Ford cortina he couldn’t get it to start coming off the ferry to Isle of Wight.
MissingScore777@reddit
Middle of Holy Island causeway was my first thought.
erroneousbosh@reddit
The very last car off the very last Skye ferry was a brand new Jaguar that refused to start.
The second-last car off the very last Skye ferry was my rusty old Volvo, towing the bloody thing onto the pier so they could clear the deck for the ceilidh.
TongueDemon75@reddit
Sounds like a lost episode of Top Gear. 'Tonight on TG, my car doesn't start, James tries to ascend Bruach na Frithe in an old Volvo, and Hamster embarrasses himself at a ceilidh'.
Emotional-Start7994@reddit
Or the middle of the Eurotunnel train
Bose82@reddit
Luton
JohnLennonsNotDead@reddit
Royston Vasey
mbe220@reddit
Ridiculous that drivers who don’t look beyond the front of their vehicle are allowed to exist.
AcceptableAir5364@reddit
Rockall
spudgun20@reddit
Luton, because you'd be stuck in Luton
Exemplar1968@reddit
Hull.
FrameSpecific1656@reddit
From recent experience, a busy roundabout in the p***ing rain wasn't great.
actualinsomnia531@reddit
The solent
Dull_Hawk9416@reddit
Outside a derby football match
synth_fg@reddit
Broke down on the M6 between 38 and 37, the bit where it goes through the valley above the rail lines where the carriageways are separate
Was cold enough in August, would be bitter in the winter
Especially waiting over 4 hours for the RAC to arrange recovery to the next services
SCWeak@reddit
I broke down in the middle of butt fuck nowhere in Wales while on holiday. Turbo gave up coming off a roundabout, so I just coasted to the nearest lay-by. Turns out that lay-by was the entrance to a driveway for a house full of Jehovah’s witnesses. After about 30seconds they were outside to see what was going on.
Turns out they were incredibly helpful. Kids and missus were inside out of the rain playing with toys while I tried to get the van sorted. In the end they gave us a lift over an hour away to meet family who took us the rest of the way. Flat refused to accept any money for fuel and allowed me to keep the van on their driveway for a week until it could be collected.
As I picked up the van they handed me a JW leaflet, but other than that they never mentioned a thing. That was the only JW leaflet I’ve ever read. Can’t say it changed much, but I owed them that at least.
So potential worst place: middle of butt fuck nowhere. But if you’re going to break down there, make sure it’s outside a JW house!
Also, actual answer is on a smart motorway, but then I couldn’t share my story.
Bethlizardbreath@reddit
This is a lovely story, I grew up in an area with lots of JWs and dodgy beliefs aside, they were all lovely people!
The only part I thought was odd as a kid was that they weren’t allowed to come to your birthday party.
That and when one of my friends at 10 showed me her “Never give me a blood transfusion” card that she carried around with her.
Atompunk78@reddit
Their beliefs are weird, and there’s a bit of coercion on the inside, but they’ve always been nice to me personally
veryblocky@reddit
They’re nice to anyone who isn’t an ex-JW
Atompunk78@reddit
That would make sense
Another fun one: I didn’t tell them I was bi, but I asked about gay people joining anyway out of curiosity and their smiles went as they politely explained they’d need to convert to being straight first lol
drivelhead@reddit
About 20 years ago I broke down near Land's End.
The tow to Bolton cost me just north of £1,000.
Magic_phil@reddit
In the middle of a football pitch at a critical game in the English Premier League on a Saturday would be pretty bad. I would make a mess of the pitch and piss off a lot of people.
Glandular-Slaughter@reddit
Middle of Humber bridge maybe, in unfavourable weather?
Psychological-Plum10@reddit
Had a cam belt snap outside lane of the M1 nr Luton in the rush hour, coppers shut the motorway to tow us onto the hard shoulder, never been so popular :).
TheeHappyDude@reddit
Been there, done that. Thelwall Viaduct.
Psychological-Plum10@reddit
Got towed off there in a 7.5 tonner when they were repairing the bridge.
Evening-Tomatillo-47@reddit
Ooh shit! Couldn't roll it downhill?
TheeHappyDude@reddit
No it's weirdly flat at the "summit"
Scared-Room-9962@reddit
Next to a traveller site
JeffSergeant@reddit
Why? I reckon you'll find more help there to get your car started than most other places.
Jamesl1988@reddit
I was going to say this!
grubbygromit@reddit
Halfords
Electric-aura3000@reddit
Blackpool. Depressing for everyone involved
Guilty_Struggle_6089@reddit
Centre of Bradford
godsavedonalduck@reddit
The lake district, specifically the western side around wastwater. If you break down there you're pretty fucked. About 20 miles to the nearest proper town from what I remember or hike over scarfell haha
AnonymousTimewaster@reddit
Probably in the Hebrides somewhere
EdThePetrolHead@reddit
A “smart” motorway.
yourefunny@reddit
Not the UK, but an engine mount broke on our car in the middle of the Kazakhstan desert near that now empty lake. No mechanics outside of the capital had a welder that could do the job. 3 days of driving 10mph not changing gear as that made the engine lurch in 35c heat with no AC was pretty brutal.
UK, drove my landy in to a farmers ditch while being a fool of a teenager and had to go wake him up at 7am to pull me out of his ditch on his field on his land. Man was he a lovely fella. Went round with lots of wine to say sorry.
stulogic@reddit
Bradford, because it's Bradford.
Johnnyfootwrinkle@reddit
Liverpool. They'll have stolen the wheels off it before it even rolls to a halt, be nothing left of it by the time the recovery truck arrives.
Pristine-Account8384@reddit
Car ferry
Mumpus_T@reddit
Imber village - Salisbury Plain. It's a ghost village that is open for one day a year. Do not go there on that day and get a flat tyre - you're very isolated/middle of nowhere, there's zero phone reception/internet and it's used as military training/target practice the rest of the year.
sdmgix@reddit
All lane running "smart" motoway.
oso-oco@reddit
Right outside the Hinckley point station access roads late at night.
In the dark.
Oh I know.
Ashamed_Seat6430@reddit
The thought of breaking down on a smart motorway with no proper hard shoulder genuinely makes my blood run cold.
TSC-99@reddit
M62 summit. It’s own microclimate up there. Plus dead bodies hidden all over.
Any-Tomato-2915@reddit
Really?
Jazzlike-Basil1355@reddit
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crkz0ndzx0yo?app-referrer=deep-link
Yes, rest his soul
Any-Tomato-2915@reddit
Oh I never knew that was there omg
ImpactAffectionate86@reddit
Dead bodies wouldn’t be a huge concern to me unless they started rising
AndyOf77@reddit
In my case it's on the M74(N) at night in the dark with a flat tyre that I would've changed myself had it been on the nearside but that the RAC saw fit to keep me sitting there for FIVE HOURS.
Candid-Bike-9165@reddit
Miles away from home in -10 with no breakdown
LittleRise1810@reddit
hu70@reddit
The Scottish Highlands!
dobber72@reddit
On the North Yorkshire Moors, at night, in the fog under a full moon.
Ill_Refrigerator_593@reddit
I knew someone who broke down in a tunnel under Manchester Airport.
Not only was there no hard shoulder, they got swarmed by armed Police.
NobblyNobody@reddit
That bit right in the middle of Bradford on Avon where the road narrows to one lane so the entire town grinds to a halt around you. In my experience.
UnderstandingFar6589@reddit
The Isle of Barra
engIishpaul@reddit
Far from home ...
Remarkable_Clue_9084@reddit
Ignoring breakdowns in dangerous locations (motorways etc), in Australia it is customary for 3 or 4 people to move the car, keeps traffic flowing and makes it safer for the driver.
Has that ever been the case in the UK or is it recent that no one helps?
summerwine75@reddit
I broke down in my Maestro at some lights on a busy roundabout in Bromsgrove a few years ago and a kind Mercedes driver pushed me into a safer part of the road.
Interceptor@reddit
I think it's always been more likely to wait for police - although the odd helpful passer-by might slow or stop and put their hazzard lights on. Of course in the UK I suppose there's no chance of the nearest police station being 800 miles away, which is probably true in some parts of Aus.
Remarkable_Clue_9084@reddit
It’s universal, broken down car on a busy street in the the city, from nowhere people appear to clear the car from the flow of traffic. Just never seen it here? Just wondering why?
cheltenhamcbt@reddit
some of our roads are narrow - single car with passing places every now and then, high hedges either side no mobile reception and by UK standards middle of nowhere.
Been there, done that in a minibus in the Peak Distrct where you cut the accent with a knife and need Google Translate to understand the natives.
Character_Ad5286@reddit
On a cut off spit of sand with an incoming tide.
WanderWomble@reddit
On a very busy bridge during rush hour when it's down to one lane because of roadworks.
I thought I was going to get lynched.
Fellsy8@reddit
My ex broke down in the Dartford Tunnel.
uncertain_expert@reddit
At least in that situation you can’t see the chaos behind you too well, so there’s less shame.
Fellsy8@reddit
True, he did get beeped a lot though in a 'can't park there, mate' way.
Single-Flounder7559@reddit
Bradford
Puzzleheaded_Ant4524@reddit
The north side of Wast Water in the Lake District on a cold, wet evening in January. 28hrs from breaking down to recovery. Partly due to lack of phone signal to raise alarm, campsite closed, youth hostel closed, the one holiday cottage there was empty. Walked 26 miles to and from the most likely places to be able to call someone according to an OS map.
But really, Smart Motorway tops it all. The most ridiculously lethal idea to get past modern health and safety legislation.
Sea_Pomegranate8229@reddit
Timing belt blew in my Alpha at 80 in the fast lane of the A1 at Wetherby during rush hour. Felt like driving across a rock pile and the cabin filled with oily smoke. Somehow I got it to the hard shoulder. Not so bad.
Aquaplaned in to a bridge parapet on the M62 near Ferrybridge. Spun a few times across the motorway and slammed in to the concrete on the hard shoulder - snapped the seat off its runner. Sat there [obviously in shock] trying to decide whether I should drive on when a tanker came past and took the front off the car - he couldn't manouvre because he was being passed by another lorry. I bought the Alpha with the money I got for the write - off and drove it for three weeks before Wetherby.
Imaginary_Finger7844@reddit
Peterborough.
YarnPenguin@reddit
The summit of snake pass. Zero phone signal. Windy as hell. Ball ache to get to. Sometimes closed.
quapr@reddit
My first car decided that this was the optimum time for the timing belt to give up. Awful place to break down. Few days before Christmas a few years back.
Dont think I was quite at the summit - but not far off.
YarnPenguin@reddit
Bloody hell. What a trial.
Shoddy-Reply-7217@reddit
In the Blackwall tunnel.
thatguysaidearlier@reddit
08.15, Monday morning.
Rude_Rhubarb1880@reddit
At the front of a queue on a major roundabout is bad
Martinonfire@reddit
Foula
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foula
yearsofpractice@reddit
Halfway across a Heathrow runway
vientianna@reddit
Once had my accelerator cable snap on the entrance slipway to the A34 at East Ilsley. Which if you know it, goes immediately into a long steep uphill section. I dread to think the chaos that would have happened if it had been 10 seconds later and I was already in the outside lane overtaking all the lorries
PolarLocalCallingSvc@reddit
I got a flat tyre on Barra once. I had a spare so I swapped it out, but can't imagine the faff if I'd needed to call someone for help as I'm not sure there's a garage or tyre fitters on the island.
Streamliner85@reddit
Halfords
AnyOlUsername@reddit
For me it was at 8pm on a lay-by on top of a mountain driving through the Welsh valleys in the snow.
Luckily it was only because the lay-by had a few inches of snow and the wheel couldn’t get a grip. I had grit and a shovel and dug my way out but fk me I had dread thinking who would come up and help me in that location that late on a Friday.
broadarrow39@reddit
Woburn Safari park surrounded by hungry lions
Frequent-Contact-645@reddit
At the highest point of Dartford Crossing
insomnimax_99@reddit
On the Eurotunnel, right when it’s time to get off.
Carriage of pissed off French travellers behind you.
Jorge-Esqueleto@reddit
My bike did exactly this when the headstock immobiliser crapped out and the bike was dead. Hilarity ensued and I had to push it half the length of the train to get it off, much to the apoplectic fury of some drivers stuck behind me.
Emotional-Start7994@reddit
I'd be pissed off too if I were French.
OneDay_OneLife@reddit
McDonald’s Drive Thru
ImmediatePiano6690@reddit
when it's busy, at least they're flat enough to push out of the way when quiet.
DeathByFluffy@reddit
As an ex McSlave, I completely agree
random_banana_bloke@reddit
As a ex recovery driver, live lane of something like the A34 or a smart motorway. You have a pretty decent chance of being killed. Most other places are just annoying.
FelisCantabrigiensis@reddit
One of the remote Scottish islands, like Rousay.
No_Refrigerator7911@reddit
Outside my sisters house. Then I'd have to see her
Sea-Payment-8989@reddit
In the middle lane of the M1 at peak time, it’s a miracle I’m still alive, or so the Traffic Officer said.
formal-monopoly@reddit
I once ran out of fuel in the middle of Northumbria at night in a snowstorm, with no mobile phone signal. That was interesting.
AutomaticInitiative@reddit
Breaking down in the Welsh hills wasn't brilliant
EvziJnr@reddit
Alum rock
PorkAmbassador@reddit
Luton lol /jk
bobmanuk@reddit
best part of Luton is getting to leave, cant do that if youve broken down
Cold_Royal5124@reddit
Why jk it’s pretty true
PorkAmbassador@reddit
Ssssh ;)
SteakSandwichSideEye@reddit
Hull
DeathByFluffy@reddit
Nurburgring. One of our yearly trip member’s cars decided to shit its clutch half-way around - the bill for recovery was rather scary… then we found his breakdown cover was UK only.
Fun times!
Conscious-Ball8373@reddit
Brean sands.
Batalfie@reddit
On the beach at low tide?
JustStraightUpLost@reddit
Any form of causeway when the tide is coming in
Mammoth-Passion-413@reddit
Birmingham, any part.
S-Harrier@reddit
Well I broke down in the town centre in Kendal and it took the AA 11 hours to get me sorted so apparently that’s pretty hard.
ThatNiceDrShipman@reddit
Inside Belmarsh
jibbit@reddit
Sadly, that’s not a hypothetical question. We know the answer only too well.. plenty of people have been killed after breaking down on a 'smart' motorway
brownerboy96@reddit
Bradford
Remarkable_Ad_788@reddit
Luton, Bradford, and Leeds.
Iminawideopenspace@reddit
Not the UK I know, but I broke down in Australia once on a road called Murdering Creek Road. At night.
LemmysCodPiece@reddit
My Grandmother emmigrated in the 60s. She had been in Melbourne a few months and decided to visit her friends in Perth. She looked in an atlas and because Australia and the UK both took up a single page she figured they were the same size and decided to drive.
Two aborigines found her in a Holden, in the middle of the Nullarbor, with 2 kids, a boiling engine and two blown tires.
SpectreSingh89@reddit
Motorway
Frohus@reddit
on a countryside two way road that in reality should be one way
DaveBeBad@reddit
Judging from the cars seem abandoned there, on the beach at Cleethorpes below the high tide line…
Any-Tomato-2915@reddit
Birmingham
ClydusEnMarland@reddit
According to my insurance company (who I have breakdown cover through), just under 1/4 mile from our house.
dandotcomhacked69@reddit
Basildon
Zealousideal_Bit9732@reddit
Some back road somewhere with zero signal
iamthekiller4u@reddit
Anywhere
ukguy907@reddit
Bradford
j_the_inpaler@reddit
The Isle of Sheppey
Tonybham01@reddit
At home. I’m not going to be able to go anywhere.
Nickjc88@reddit
Birmingham, Bradford or Luton
mattay22@reddit
McDonald’s drive through but not close enough to get your food through the window
Low-Captain1721@reddit
Thankfully I don't drive however from what I've been reading a 'smart' motorway.
I've been a passenger on a motorway many times and they scare me at the best of times tbh 😅
Aggravating-Web-3050@reddit
Remote Scotland
iffyClyro@reddit
Larkhall.
TwelveButtonsJim@reddit
A Birmingham backstreet. By the time you finish the call to recovery your car is already on bricks with all parts of value removed.
leffe186@reddit
Morecambe beach
SnoopyLupus@reddit
Outside your mum’s house. I’d never live it down.
SophieDiPietro@reddit
Inside a car wash
Truewit_@reddit
Rural Scotland
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