The line "this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!" Got replaced by "this is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!" for television because the original line is too vulgar.

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XConfused-MammalX@reddit

Broadcast censorship.

Worthy fucking adversary.

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analogkid01@reddit

The Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!!

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dirtymike401@reddit

This is not a first amendment issue, man.

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SemenOfGranite@reddit

I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that these fucking broadcasters.....

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skonthebass24@reddit

This has no connection to the FCC Walter. Your roll

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Jaakuna_maho@reddit (OP)

Oh ok because I've only ever seen the original

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baesag@reddit

Not the compromised second draft

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lmflex@reddit

You can only imagine where it goes from here...

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underpanttrousers@reddit

The story is ludicrous.

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dafuqishappening420@reddit

He fixes the cable?

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VigilanteLocust@reddit

Don’t be fatuous Jeffrey.

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Adventurous_Tower348@reddit

He is expert

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michaltee@reddit

Buncha fucking amateurs.

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stickyscooter600@reddit

This is what happens when you feed a stoner scrambled eggs

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zufa86@reddit

You’re like a child that wanders into the middle of a movie

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Suspicious_Juice_150@reddit

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i_am_james_cole@reddit

You see what happens, Jaakuna?!?!?!

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OhIveWastedMyLife@reddit

For those unaware, Phoebe Bridgers put out a really good album called Stranger in the Alps

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DatSauceTho@reddit

*find a stranger

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hyena_crawls@reddit

Little pencil's stonewallin' me.

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nolanryansnephew@reddit

Jamoka-almond-idiot

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DylanBratis23@reddit

Most kids won't even understand that. What are u doing 😂

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papazwah@reddit

I know what Phoebe Bridgers was referencing with that album lol

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Jbond970@reddit

There’s no reason. There’s no fucking reason

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Troutmuffin@reddit

Son this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass

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EIDuderino@reddit

He's a Goodman. And thorough.

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Phobix@reddit

You will receive no bill.

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Yarrr_piratejackoff@reddit

Take off your trousers

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radarksu@reddit

What exactly happens next? Does the Pakistani Dr. dude jerk off The Dude? Or a, what-have-you "nurse" come in to collect the sample?

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Royal_Cricket2808@reddit

Weren't you listening to the dudes story?

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Jed1M1ndTr1ck@reddit

Nah, man, she hit me up here 👆

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Eric848448@reddit

I understand that. Can you please slide off your shorts?

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blaiddunigol@reddit

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Melliorin@reddit

New shit has come to light!

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dreevsa@reddit

They don’t want to be in the alps?

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elpayo@reddit

Thankie. . . Just one thing, Walter. D'ya have to use s'many cuss words?

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HugePurpleNipples@reddit

“You mean John Goodman is going to be out in the street swearing and smashing a car with a crowbar and you want me to leave?? Hell no.”

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kgas36@reddit

Far out man. And they gave The Dude a beeper.

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DLoIsHere@reddit

Seems unlikely. What’s the source?

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jondta33@reddit

What city?

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kae158@reddit

I wish he were my neighbor instead of the dipshits i have

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Pitiful-North-2781@reddit

That’s just the stress talkin’.

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EntertainerNo4509@reddit

They all stayed in hotels, except for the guy who just bought that car last week!

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Pitiful-North-2781@reddit

I heard that the Coens just found that car on the street and decided to smash it, and the guy was angry for real, and the Coens just decided to roll with it! I heard the whole movie was improvised!

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metalyger@reddit

Do I really have to say those words? What if instead I shout something different like uh, "find a stranger in the Alps?"

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Rdubya44@reddit

The story he tells is that he was uncomfortable yelling so many profanities because he thought he was going to scare the neighborhood but then the Coen brothers told him they had rented out the whole neighborhood for filming so don’t be shy.

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Pitiful-North-2781@reddit

So the believable version of what’s in the image meme.

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UndertakerFred@reddit

Too bad they forgot about the guy who owned the Corvette, who came out and interrupted the scene. Luckily they were able to incorporate it into the film anyway.

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thisoldguy74@reddit

I can't imagine filming overnight in a neighborhood is a quiet operation under any circumstances.

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khetti79@reddit

...and then he probably got drunk and forgot about being uncomfortable. 🫠

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Pitiful-North-2781@reddit

Ve believe in NOSSING, Lebowski, NOSSING people on ze internet say about ze filmmachenprocess!

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TrigDaLibs@reddit

Larry was about to crack.

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kernelpanic789@reddit

The neighbor in the plaid pajamas. Worthy fucking adversary

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Buzzbuzz_Becuz@reddit

Those are good pajamas Walter.

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AntiFogAttitude@reddit

Donny, please.

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JasonYaya@reddit

Paying to put the neighbors in hotels? The kid already spent the fucking money!

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WelderNew1008@reddit

I drove by the house recently. It has a cyber truck. If the movie was made today….

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crashusmaximus@reddit

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps??? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY.

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Aggressive_Walk378@reddit

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HVAC_instructor@reddit

He seems like a really cool dude. Would be fun to have a drink with

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butcheR_Pea@reddit

Not unheard of. On the set of "harsh times" during shooting in a bad neighborhood they gave weed to the locals so they would stay out of the way during shooting. (I know the dude who rolled the joints)

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Inner-Outside-2619@reddit

The guy admits to worshipping satan to further his acting career. I seriously doubt he had a problem with using profanity outside. Celebrity stories are always lies manufactured to promote their latest piece of propaganda.

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WileyCoyote7@reddit

Source?

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Inner-Outside-2619@reddit

I'm not good at reddit but it was on the daily show he told john stewart it furthered his career. It's at about the 2 min mark. Stewart doesnt even react because he's one too.

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WileyCoyote7@reddit

The Daily Show, November 5th 2013. At the 11:23 timestamp on this link:

https://archive.org/details/COM_20131106_070000_The_Daily_Show_With_Jon_Stewart/start/1380/end/1440

It. Was. A. Joke. Said in jest after admitting a ten-foot picture of his face on the side of a bus for the show “Alpha House” he was doing made him cringe.

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