anon meets milk products

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se777enx3@reddit

Can’t you just use lactose free milk and products?

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TBF there is anecdotal evidence (and maybe even real evidence, I dunno) that eating milk products despite your intolerance may foster a gut microbiome that's capable of breaking down lactose, essentially curing lactose intolerance, for a certain definition of curing. Would just be sad if you need to take antibiotics and end up intolerant again.

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MinecraftHolmes@reddit

also most cheese doesn't really have lactose in it - you have to get down to the really soft stuff like ricotta and burrata

if you can't eat cheese without shitting your pants you've got something else going on

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captaincw_4010@reddit

Maybe for the last part but he just said he drank a milkshake

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MinecraftHolmes@reddit

oh yeah, milk and ice cream'll do it no problem

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Camulus@reddit

I’m not even lactose intolerant but a bowl of ice cream and I’m shitting in like 30 minutes.

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samsonsin@reddit

Sounds to me like you need to reconsider how tolerant you are to lactose, you colon doesn't seem to agree with you...

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Camulus@reddit

Yeah but it’s never like “I’m going to shit myself rn” it’s more “oh I need to shit guess I’ll do it at my earliest convenience”.

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samsonsin@reddit

So you're kinda like a conservative Christian mom when confronted with her daughter dating a black man? /s

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Camulus@reddit

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MinecraftHolmes@reddit

it's like the one positive thing about being irish

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Leuxus@reddit

Also eating a massive amount of cheese may just give you the shits cuz of the fat

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Enjutsu@reddit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h90rEkbx95w

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d3vil401@reddit

Trauma therapy, by traumatizing your colon

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TheKingOcelot@reddit

There's a great thread about a lady mainlining skim milk for two weeks and it curing her lactose intolerance. She had a bunch of science to support her deciding to do it and apparently it works

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ya_boi_kaneki@reddit

yeah in small quantities and not like anon is doing

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UnlikelyPerogi@reddit

I read a blog post about some biologist who somewhat successfully did this and it was the opposite. She took massive amounts of lactose to "shock" her system into a new equilibrium. The effects were lasting, whereas small steady doses would just build a small tolerance that would be quickly lost. Keep in mind this was a self-experiment and wasnt exactly scientific but the theory is sensible i think.

Also she didnt go into detail but described the process as extremely unpleasant.

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headedbranch225@reddit

The youtube channel is hgmodernism if you want to see the original video she released about it

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ya_boi_kaneki@reddit

yeah that sounds weird. i mean there might be more to it but as far as i am aware standard intolerance is because you don't have enough enzymes in your digestive tract to work through all the lactose so it needs to get flushed out. personally i got IBS so its just random bullshittery with any random food my tummy doesn't like that day but eating properly prevents most problems

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sillycritersenjoyer@reddit

Not anecdotal. There has been actual research into this with even otc treatment to my knowledge

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Kronomancer1192@reddit

Every once in a while I see a post circulate online from years back. It was about someone that did their college thesis on lactose intolerance.

Long story short, the theory they were proposing was that all mammals are naturally lactose intolerant after they've finished breastfeeding for a period of time. This goes for humans as well, the only reason we aren't all lactose intolerant is because of domesticated livestock and because most people consume dairy products regularly throughout their lifes.

I went until the age of 19 or so drinking milk every day. I moved out of my parents, stopped eating dairy products for a few months, and the next time I tried eating some ice cream I found out I was lactose intolerant.

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SpottedWobbegong@reddit

That is how biology works, mammals stop producing lactase after a while. Why lactase persistence evolved is not as clear, because there are herder communities that consume milk that don't have it (Central Asia), hunter gatherer communities that don't consume milk do have it. So there may be some other factor.

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forgettfulthinker@reddit

"I watched that one video that 90% of people were recommended"

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rockytop24@reddit

It's like other gut disorders where there can be degrees of expression. Some people have milder intolerance, and it can respond to diet like how you're describing. They likely have some minimal lactase persistence that can be upregulated.

Other people like Bubbleguts here probably have no lactase activity at all and perhaps even a sensitivity/allergy to dairy. No amount of exposure will increase their ability to digest lactose, and if it's the sensitivity/allergy response it can become sensitized and worsen with additional exposures.

Only 1/3 of the world's population has lactase persistence into adulthood, mainly in descendants of the european and other communities that migrated and formed agrarian communities with domesticated animals.

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samsonsin@reddit

I don't know much about the topic, but my understanding is that most of the symptoms of lactose intolerance occurs from becatia in your large intestine braking down lactose, producing large amounts of gas, among other symptoms. When you consistently consume lactose these bacteria can be outcompeted / replaced by other species of bacteria that flourish more readily when lactose is available. And many of these break down lactose into fatty acids and other substances that do not cause the typical discomfort of lactose intolerance.

Lactose allergy or other allergies to proteins and what not wouldn't be affected by the aforementioned process thoigh

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901_vols@reddit

Ama, I've done it

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johnson7853@reddit

I went from drinking two to three bags of milk a day and then stopped completely. When I would have any milk I’d have serious lactose gut. I’ve slowly improved but still could never drink a glass of milk again.

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ZeuxisOfHerakleia@reddit

this honestly makes me happy, may he have the shits until he dies, cheers

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SUDDENLY_VIRGIN@reddit

That's...not how lactose intolerance works.

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dTrecii@reddit

Through a combination of IBS, Indigestion & Lactose Intolerance, it could. It’s 4chan too so OOP is most likely a morbidly obese person so it’s not out of the realm of possibility.

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Branchy28@reddit

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!? HIS FUCKING DOCTOR??

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SUDDENLY_VIRGIN@reddit

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Yes

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Branchy28@reddit

So you say... but I hardly believe you've watched even half the number of Dr. House shorts, reels and tiktoks that I have poser.

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Sethleoric@reddit

People who can't drink milk are weaklings. Just drink milk ane force your body to accept it one shit at a time.

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dTrecii@reddit

Fun Fact: Lactose Intolerance worsens with age. As you get older, your body starts to produce less and less lactase to break down the lactose found in milk and milk byproducts. While it is true you can trick your body into creating lactase, given time, your body will give up again creating an abundance of it especially if you choose to drink less milk over time. It’s just one of those things your body deems unimportant and instead focuses on other stuff.

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Flashy_Narwhal9362@reddit

How does anon know how big a turd has to be to make someone gay?

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Roadkillgoblin_2@reddit

Big enough to feel good as it’s sliding out

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dTrecii@reddit

When the screams of agony aren’t about agony anymore

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Skeet_fighter@reddit

let out a shit so large I could have become gay

We all know anon is gay. What did he mean by this?

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SeamusMcCullagh@reddit

Anon has never heard of Lactaid apparently. Or he enjoys the gastrointestinal distress.

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EquivalentSnap@reddit

🤭🤭

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Roadkillgoblin_2@reddit

Tool profile pic found in the wild!

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Am_i_banned_yet__@reddit

Anon should just eat vegan mac and cheese. Some of em are almost as good as the real thing and they wouldn’t come with all the shitting

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rasputin640@reddit

"almost"

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avagrantthought@reddit

Wow, you can read.

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SeamusMcCullagh@reddit

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rasputin640@reddit

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someone's tilted about having to eat their vegan mac and "cheese"

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avagrantthought@reddit

Lmao sure

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Am_i_banned_yet__@reddit

Yeah but the minor taste difference ain’t worth the major shitting difference imo

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SeamusMcCullagh@reddit

With the vegan food I've had, the issue is usually more texture than taste.

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rasputin640@reddit

cheese is always worth the shits

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captaincw_4010@reddit

And not just the lactose pills, every decent grocery store has lactose free milk, there’s no reason for this

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WoolooOfWallStreet@reddit

I always gotta respect the honey badger lactose intolerants

They know it will cause them pain, but they don’t care

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ognahc@reddit

I also shit after I drink milk but thats not going to stop me

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ZZTMF@reddit

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CDR57@reddit

Ok but lik… sometimes I’ll eat food or drink too much one night so that I have an absolute gut busting stomach reset shitting day and it always feels better. If I take a nice ass poop at home on the toilet I’m laying down right afterwards and breathing like a baby after feeding time

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>sit on toilet
>feel urge to vomit instead
>sit next to toilet
>feel urge to shit instead

made me laugh

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