4chan is like... messed up or somethin
Posted by ConniesCurse@reddit | 4chan | View on Reddit | 88 comments
Captcha was completely down for a few hours last night allowing zero posts through, and all today captchas have been very slow to load along with long posting delays etc. I couldn't even post in my favorite /vg/ thread at 4am, so sad.
uhh discussion megathread or something idc
firefly-lullaby05@reddit
jannie are you okay
are you okay
are you okay jannie
Naughty_Monsters@reddit
Pretty sure the jannies are doing fine, even less work than usual.
dddeaddd@reddit
Double the pay too.
OstensibleVagabond@reddit
OstensibleVagabond@reddit
>do captcha again
>takes 10 years to load
>captcha failed
>retry
>takes 10 years to load
>finally get sctivation link
>i have to fill out another fucking captcha
> takes 10 years to load
>captcha failed
>retry
>takes 10 years to load
>finally
>link expired
ConniesCurse@reddit (OP)
if you send it to me maybe I can post it for you... haha... jk... unless?
msnmck@reddit
Literally all I want to do is post in /vrg/
Walkabout Mini Golf is the closest thing I have to a hobby right now.
Groundbreaking_Bag8@reddit
I haven't been able to post for several months because the CAPTCHAs are actually fucking impossible.
Exedrus@reddit
Don't worry, even if you make it past the CAPTCHAs, you'll probably hit a random temp IP ban anyway.
GreyJamboree@reddit
There's a pattern to most of the tests. When picking dice, it's always the highest one. If I see a 6 I pick it automatically. It can never be a 1. So if I check the first two and see it's a 2 and a 5, then I know the last die is also a 2. This is a bit subjective, but for the symbols it's always the most complicated symbol. If the first two you check are a circle and a moon, it's always the moon. And for the stars, it's always the star with the most amount of points.
BeastPenguin@reddit
Actual autist, I didn't even recognize that pattern
jfosbdofvdosnagfogbd@reddit
NGMI
EsotericSkater@reddit
I haven't been able to post in forever, it's infuriating.
GiantOrangePiccolo@reddit
It was working earlier today like just a few hours ago... but I don't think posting is working for anyone right now.
EsotericSkater@reddit
I feel like saying fuck it and paying for the captcha pass, I want to post damn it and the captchas are infinite and annoying
The_Elusive_Dr_Wu@reddit
You wont be able to. Just now everything is working for me normally, except the end attempt to post. When I tried an image I got upload failed error. Without the image the post went through but the thread and entire catalog haven't updated either.
Don't buy a pass either. I think it would be wrong to be seen doing so when the staff hasn't even made the slightest effort to communicate the problem. Even a banner message would be fine.
I dont pay 4chan so I will wait for them to fix this, but there's no way I'll pay a website that does things this way.
EsotericSkater@reddit
From what I can gather the captcha is for spambots so the site doesn't become unusable, too bad it is anyway.
The_Elusive_Dr_Wu@reddit
It is, and the pass lets you bypass it. I also think the boards improved a lot after they updated the captchas earlier this year. Sadly this is all a server/gateway issue so pass holders are experiencing the same as us.
GiantOrangePiccolo@reddit
Captcha pass wouldn't matter right now something is wrong. Newest post on /v/ is 32 minutes old and /v/ is way too active for that to be normal. I don't think anyone can post right now. But who knows since the devs literally communicate nothing.
Ozymandias_1303@reddit
And nothing of value was lost.
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Benana@reddit
This is like being upset that you can’t poke yourself in the eye anymore because your eye poking machine is broken.
philmarcracken@reddit
'ate eyes
'ate clarity
don't 'ate contacts just dont like 'em
luv Mr Pokey
simple as
Estephenson521@reddit
Da loif ov a true forechen geeza
Cpt_Haro@reddit
Posting is slower and accessing 4chan Pass gets me 504 errors. Whatever they did they must have broken something.
The_Elusive_Dr_Wu@reddit
Funny that they'd probably get a lot more of those passes being bought if they just communicated to the users. The top post on the blog is from 11 months ago. $20/year is nothing but I wont spend a cent towards a site that just shits itself for 36 hours and counting and doesnt even provide an update to the users.
willorn@reddit
ok glad it isn't just me. my posts are being aborted and I don't think I've been banned
BadgerOrdinary469@reddit
Everything seems to work with the captcha, but the post times out and isn't sent
DEEP_THORAX@reddit
Epstein estate forgot to pay the bills
AdorianTsepeshu@reddit
How the hell am I supposed to spam joshis on /pw/ now?
David_Da_Boss_69420@reddit
unrelated but /mu/ has gotten so much worse in the last couple of months, like the average age of the posters have gotten younger
it's a shame because the only boards I use regularly are /a/ and /mu/
mixergrass@reddit
Music is meant for kids you boomer. Of course the new generation will be younger.
GazTheLegend@reddit
Where were you when /vr/ was kill
Yes
little-tot@reddit
I haven't used /mu/ since 2016 at all lol. Just use RYM. Idk about anime because I don't enjoy it at all, but I'm sure there's much better alternatives. Only /x/ and /sp/ are worth even really browsing these days, imo. /tv/ or /v/ can be fun for a short-term, but it's been cooked for about a decade NGL.
LostDistrictDweller@reddit
/qa/ probably got it again
Samuel_Bucher@reddit
Captchas aren't slow for me anymore, but posting takes even longer, and then I get an error anyway.
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Wtf-Road@reddit
Did you try turning it off and back on?
HefflumpGuy@reddit
I found the Indian guy
Ziegelphilie@reddit
kindly run sfc /scannow
Ziegelphilie@reddit
sounds like a you issue
ExcitableSarcasm@reddit
Yeah I tried posting, it took the captcha 2+ minutes to even load.
The_Elusive_Dr_Wu@reddit
I'm now getting instant captchas but the post takes 30-60 seconds to go through and half the time it doesnt and I get Connection Error
StraightFromUranus@reddit
oh my heckerino pupperino
Flammenwerfer40@reddit
Do you think someone is trying to recreate what happened last year, given the fact that today is the anniversary?
SirGaylordSteambath@reddit
Chicken jockey!
EvilPutlerBotZOV@reddit
ShartyBVLLS are more winnered btw
ConniesCurse@reddit (OP)
I don't know or care honestly, the last thing people like should get is the attention they so desperately crave.
OstensibleVagabond@reddit
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO POST MY BUTTHILE FOR LIKE HALF AN HOUR WTF IS GOING ON??? Cleared cookies and site data just to be safe and now I can't even reverify my email
HefflumpGuy@reddit
You should try talking to someone about that behaviour
Prestigious_Wrap_932@reddit
You know you can post buttholes on le Reddits also…
OstensibleVagabond@reddit
why would I do that
Prestigious_Wrap_932@reddit
Because Reddit is full of assholes
EvilPutlerBotZOV@reddit
Hello big bobtiful woman send bob picture in dm I want to see bob and vegane😘😘😘😘
OstensibleVagabond@reddit
i have a penis
ConniesCurse@reddit (OP)
It hasn't been nearly that bad for me, captcha takes about 30 seconds to load and maybe another 30 for the post to go through.
jfosbdofvdosnagfogbd@reddit
It's dead.
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Alex_Sobol@reddit
403.. its over.
Minute-Sand-7859@reddit
403 error
ReneDiscard@reddit
This feels pretty similar to what happened last year.
SpankMyMunkey@reddit
I agree, I'm getting a 403 error now, which isn't something I'd expect to see.
MINUTI1804@reddit
They gave me a 30 day ban for making fun of Trump Jesus last night and then it went down. Karma?
nEwBiEKC@reddit
What's the difference?
Competitive-Sorbet79@reddit
aaaaaand it's down again
Living_Thunder@reddit
You guys actually use the chan?
ConniesCurse@reddit (OP)
Posting in this subreddit is 10x more embarrassing than posting on the website, btw.
Living_Thunder@reddit
I wont waste 10 minutes every time I want to comment on something, sorry
Prestigious_Wrap_932@reddit
Imagine living in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty six and still not understanding that the captcha time delay gets shorter the more you post
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GiantOrangePiccolo@reddit
No it's actually broken moron this isn't about coookies
Living_Thunder@reddit
I have never used 4chan outside of incognito so this is my fault
ParticularConcept548@reddit
Get filtered lmao
UndeadJewedditor@reddit
use sharty o algo
EvilPutlerBotZOV@reddit
Do dis
UndeadJewedditor@reddit
everybaldi does this
ConniesCurse@reddit (OP)
no thanks lil gup
EvilPutlerBotZOV@reddit
Remove my flair rn
EvilPutlerBotZOV@reddit
4cuckas when they can’t spam lli and shta threads on /b/:
Ioftheend@reddit
Thank god it isn't just me
Phantorizo@reddit
Copilot acting up too. Maybe a larger outage such as AWS?
Slide-Maleficent@reddit
4chan POV
I_Am_Sharticus_@reddit
Maybe we're finally free?
Afraid-Exit2125@reddit
Love yourself janny