$14.50 pretzel bites š¤¦š»āāļø
Posted by Hizam5@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 167 comments
Posted by Hizam5@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 167 comments
NeofelisNight@reddit
Lmao. Ouch
For whats its worth, pretzels are amazingly easy to make
uiouyug@reddit
Like the frozen ones or from raw dough?
NeofelisNight@reddit
I was referring to from dough, but frozen too.
WorldlinessTop1543@reddit
Do you have a go to recipe? Iām very curious now.Ā
anuncommontruth@reddit
I bake a lot, and honestly pretzel bites or just soft pretzels are super easy to make and taste just as good as the giant one you get at breweries and sports bars.
And dough you google should work, I like one that adds a little beer.
But the basic jist is making your dough, choosing your shape, giving it a quick bath in boiling water with some baking soda, and baking in the oven. There's a million recipes for them but they're all essentially this formula.
Also, if you choose to make your own cheese sauce, here's a fun hack: you can make just about any cheese i to a delicious gooey cheese sauce by adding one tab of Alka Seltzer to your wet ingredients. Make sure it the original, regular strength without Aspirin. The main ingredient is sodium citrate, which makes cheese saucy and meltable.
WorldlinessTop1543@reddit
Thank you , my pretzel journey begins tomorrow.Ā
Dirmbz@reddit
If you don't mind dealing with chemicals a quick soak in lye mixed with cold water instead of baking soda mixed with boiling water, they'll have more of a classic pretzel taste, but either can turn out well.
pantry-pisser@reddit
You could also just buy a giant bag of sodium citrate online for a few bucks instead.
anuncommontruth@reddit
Yeah but I have a small kitchen and always have Alka Seltzer.
I don't have room for a giant bag to take up space for years.
grillordill@reddit
dont you gotta fuck with lye and shit
gilly_girl@reddit
If you've got lye and fat you can easily make your own soap.
potliquorz@reddit
It's not the end of the world, I use it for crystal shrimp and alkaline noodles. You just have to measure.
grillordill@reddit
my man eating scientific ass foods
murpalim@reddit
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murpalim@reddit
baking soda
RFC793@reddit
You need an alkaline bath. Lye is the best (don't have to use as much, so it doesn't impact taste much), but you can get satisfactory results with baking soda. The point is that it accelerates the Maillard Reaction (the browning).
uiouyug@reddit
I'll look into it. Making pizza and bread is one of my new hobbies.
NeofelisNight@reddit
r/breadit
Original-Variety-700@reddit
You can raw dog for 14.50
uiouyug@reddit
I can so that for free. How do you think the dough is needed so well?
Pitiful_Conflict7031@reddit
Like frozen, but for that price you can get alot of them.
EJplaystheBlues@reddit
you can even buy exponentially more frozen pretzels for like 4.99
Colby347@reddit
You can buy a tub of them from Walmart for around that price and theyāre decent if you microwave them a few seconds before eating them. They soften up pretty good. Even come with large grain salt to put on them.
jason360@reddit
The Kings Hawaiian ones? Those are sooo freakin good
AlexandriaLitehouse@reddit
These look like pretzilla pretzels, which are the superior store bought pretzel, in case anyone wanted to know. They are usually in the bread section.
Poly_Olly_Oxen_Free@reddit
Take em out of the freezer, nuke em for like 30 seconds, then brush them with melted butter to help the salt stick to them. Perfection.
Yodzilla@reddit
Hit me with your best recipe.
Ravendoesbuisness@reddit
Also, for what its worth, you can probably buy a whole box of these exact prezels for 7 bucks.
Hizam5@reddit (OP)
Ive bought them frozen many times however I came home late at like 10 pm and ordered a burger for delivery. I just got this as a side. They didnāt even salt them or anything.
Pink_Neons@reddit
To me that screams the place was closing and they said fuck this guy
Meathand@reddit
Most things people order are insanely easy to make lol
3fxz_@reddit
Lmao they sell these exact ones at Costco
Hizam5@reddit (OP)
Thereās a costco in the same shopping center š
3fxz_@reddit
Please donāt patronize that establishment again thatās actually so scummy
Hizam5@reddit (OP)
I will definitely not āš¼
Appropriate-Sun834@reddit
Imagine spending $15 on a fucking pretzel
gilly_girl@reddit
What are Disney Mickey pretzels running these days?
Buhos_En_Pantelones@reddit
Packaged with an obviously clear lid.Ā
Hizam5@reddit (OP)
it was a delivery so I couldn't see the item. obv i would not have accepted it if I had seen it prior
ArmchairCriticSF@reddit
Where were you? At the ballpark or something?
gilly_girl@reddit
I was thinking airport or concert.
Hizam5@reddit (OP)
Home. Came home late and ordered delivery.
ArmchairCriticSF@reddit
Wow, that's really bad, $14.50 for THAT! That's a $3 item!
Hizam5@reddit (OP)
I know. its a sham
Ninja_Star_23@reddit
Brought to you by a plastic bag, inside a cardboard box, that rode in on a Sodexo truck
KratosOfSparta08@reddit
I thought those were hazelnuts until I read the caption.
QueenOfBrews@reddit
*chestnuts
cyclorphan@reddit
*buckeyes?
WiglyWorm@reddit
shitty buckeyes was my first thought
Many_Inevitable_6803@reddit
Was just going to say thisā they look like large acorns. And they look like they taste like cardboard
Many_Inevitable_6803@reddit
Or they even look like some kinda bon bons
TFJ@reddit
They look like buckeye candy.
NaturesCandy25@reddit
They look like the bees inside that game at chuck e cheese
KratosOfSparta08@reddit
Oh yeah, I can see that.
Hizam5@reddit (OP)
Smh
JoeMamma_94@reddit
Letās see the receipt
Hizam5@reddit (OP)
Canāt add photos on this sub, but here is a link to the menu item on their website showing $14.50. (No reason for me to lie about that)
HuskerPowerrrr@reddit
Now that I see the actual order, you're the idiot for spending $14.50 for a handful of pretzels.
Hizam5@reddit (OP)
I didnāt know it would just be a handful. And with no salt or sauce. I got delivery and most of the photos on the apps are AI generated or just made to look pretty by the restaurant. I got a burger and wanted a side order of something. Pretty sure the other starters were similarly priced
JoeMamma_94@reddit
Damn bro. I couldnāt believe it
MidnightPandaX@reddit
Thats a ghost kitchen scam 100%. Address leads to another restaurant named "Eureka!"
Hizam5@reddit (OP)
Doesnāt let me add a photo
jsamuraij@reddit
Name and dhame
Hizam5@reddit (OP)
Eureka! is the name of the place
WithASackOfAlmonds@reddit
I recognize that product. Straight from sysco to the freezer to you
to_annihilate@reddit
Restaurants have gotten used to overcharging for frozen bullshit. 98% of the time I order mozzarella sticks or pretzel bites they are frozen. Which, ok, but at least don't have the audacity to charge me $14.
Hizam5@reddit (OP)
Agree
Difficult_Price7132@reddit
Probly 10 cents worth of flour and water
Perfect-District@reddit
The orange Hawaiian version priced them self out to me about 6 months ago.
Lonely-Run-6414@reddit
šššššš
I feel the pain in my wallet and in my celiac gut
Hizam5@reddit (OP)
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agent_of_cheshire@reddit
Those are the literal same pretzels we used to sell at arbys
Hizam5@reddit (OP)
And I didnāt even get the meats :(
agent_of_cheshire@reddit
Be glad. After working there, its all shit and more so smells like shit, and overpriced like a mf.
Hizam5@reddit (OP)
I was never an Arbyās guy. The food never ever looked like the photos
agent_of_cheshire@reddit
Only good thing was the curly fries but even then they've gotten bad. Didn't eat any arbys food for like 3-4 months after I quit, and then one day I ate a large curly fry and about 5ish minutes later my stomach felt like it was on fire.
Separate-Fly5165@reddit
And OP paid for them, the fool.
Hizam5@reddit (OP)
Should I have thrown them them in the delivery drivers face?
Separate-Fly5165@reddit
If you are emotionally stunted to that of a child to want to do that lol. Noš.
Worried-Criticism@reddit
Yeah, Iād write the store and ask for my money back.
Thatās just sad
UseYourNogginBrother@reddit
$1.81 a ball without salt, mustard, or a dipping sauce? What kind of animal are you?
mudokin@reddit
You mean what kind of animal is the company charging that.
UseYourNogginBrother@reddit
I mean what kind of animal pays for it and provides free advertising of how bad they got swindled they wonāt even name the place!
Princess_Slagathor@reddit
Eureka Restaurant, Woodland Hills, California. You have to select options to have them not include salt, and dipping sauces.
Leader_Bud@reddit
Looks like the 1 ball over and over again.
Glassesguy904@reddit
Those look exactly like the ones I get at the grocery store for 5 bucks per container. But without the salt.
OnMyMawMaw33OnGod@reddit
You can buy the exact same ones at the grocery store for way less and get way more lol theyāre pretty decent. You can warm up in the microwave quickly or air fryer.
ulnek@reddit
Why would you get that?
Hizam5@reddit (OP)
If I knew it would be like that I wouldnāt have. Thatās the whole point
Ok_Cryptographer3572@reddit
So what exactly is the added value of a bite sized pretzel vs a pretzel?
Hizam5@reddit (OP)
Same idea as a chicken nugget vs a fried chicken filet I guess.
unusual_respext@reddit
These like Stimpy's belly button after he crawls into it.
Red_Beard007@reddit
I had the same thought!
Hizam5@reddit (OP)
nice callback to ren and stimpy
VickFables33@reddit
At a $1.81 per bite those pretzel bites better be some sort of high protein, low cal superfood filled with truffle infused chocolate.
freakmeout123@reddit
ohh ballssss
earlysaw@reddit
Mind controled to buy the dumbest shit.
CPOx@reddit
These just look like repackaged Pretzilla Bites from the grocery store. https://pretzilla.com/product/pretzilla-pretzel-bites/
Hizam5@reddit (OP)
They were 100% not home made so you could very well be right
FactPirate@reddit
Thatās Sysco slop right there, I guarantee it
Kidslikeus@reddit
Yep, I work in a restaurant chain and theyāve been serving these as ādessert dippersā since last years in various promos just renaming them
milkbonestheluminous@reddit
No
corndog161@reddit
No way these cost the restaurant more than a 20 cents a pop from Sysco.
DrDentonMask@reddit
Looks wooden.
Hizam5@reddit (OP)
They do
CJRandall2000@reddit
Sysco special
la_descente@reddit
They hav3 those at Safeway, twice as many in a package, for $7.
Hizam5@reddit (OP)
I know :(
Canelosaurio@reddit
We're you just noting the price or did you actually play yourself and compete the purchase.
Hizam5@reddit (OP)
I had it delivered. Would have paid that price for a full helping and the convenience. not for that shit though, had I known
Canelosaurio@reddit
My condolences
Buhos_En_Pantelones@reddit
Ok, but it's got a clear lid. This one's on you.Ā
Hizam5@reddit (OP)
had it delivered
Strong-Ingenuity7114@reddit
bruh thatās insane lol like what do they sprinkle on em, gold dust?
Hizam5@reddit (OP)
they didn't even splurge for the salt
AppUnwrapper1@reddit
I would have refused to pay.
Hizam5@reddit (OP)
i would have too, except i postmated it
Shadw_Wulf@reddit
And it's Not Salted ... Man ... Rip-off and I thought AMC theaters was ripping me off
Hizam5@reddit (OP)
it was supposed to be salted with "hawaiian black salt"
JakeStout93@reddit
I bought a box of those with 15x that amount from Costco for $10. Then those dirty dogs resold you it for more than the whole box lmao FRAUD
Hizam5@reddit (OP)
it's funny bc there's a costco in the same shopping center the restaurant is in
JakeStout93@reddit
Thatās terrible⦠cuz Iām being serious
ruiner8850@reddit
What's crazy is that they could have filled that to the point that they could barely close the package and it would still be too expensive.
Hizam5@reddit (OP)
update: since lots of people have been commenting on the clear packaging... this was a delivery order I made after getting home very late from work, so I didn't have a view of the food till I received it at my home
cappiebara@reddit
Did you get sauce? Its all about the sauce.
DavidLynchsCoffeeBea@reddit
That's 1,8 dollars per tiny little dough-ball. Even if they had been genuinely gourmet, that would still have been far too much.
crandall17@reddit
Looks more like a Buckeye than a pretzel bite
HesitantlyYours@reddit
Everyone keeps saying chestnuts but I definitely saw buckeyes first. Perhaps they arenāt popular enough :(
bncts@reddit
30 cents of AP flour. And they say the food industry has thin margins.
poponachtschnecke@reddit
Why do they look like painted chestnuts?
Sun-Much@reddit
with a clear lid, how do you purchase it and then complain about the quantity?
Hizam5@reddit (OP)
Delivery
Poly_Olly_Oxen_Free@reddit
The world may never know.
Geene_Creemers@reddit
The Hawaiian sweet roll brand has really good pretzel bite tubs..I wouldnāt say theyāre cheap but cheaper than what ur showing us
Hizam5@reddit (OP)
Those are so fucking good. Iāve had them before a few times but Iāll eat the entire tub in one sitting š¬
Geene_Creemers@reddit
Yea bruh completely agree..they are a danger to have around me because I wonāt stop til theyāre gone..
Gloomy-Restaurant-42@reddit
$1.81 per pretzel bite.
15 minutes of work at minimum wage per pretzel bite.
Reptile00Seven@reddit
pLuS tIPs
Particular-Bit3791@reddit
The Sysco special
No6655321@reddit
Theyre like... 1.50 for a whole pretzel here. Less some places, thats incredible.Ā
nohopeforhomosapiens@reddit
Why for the love of god, why would you pay $14.50 for a few bites of bread?
Briianz@reddit
Iāve bought a tub of those before at Walmart for about $7ā¦you were ripped off big time!
jdberger@reddit
You ate the other 2/3 right?
Revolutionary-Ear776@reddit
Thought these were odd chestnuts.
Latinlink05@reddit
Burladden@reddit
https://sallysbakingaddiction.com/easy-homemade-soft-pretzels/
In case you need a recipe. These are great.
MlCOLASH_CAGE@reddit
better be filled with foie gras for that price
Hizam5@reddit (OP)
Goose pretzels
Gorillaz951@reddit
And itās probably from Sysco
QueenOfBrews@reddit
So, those things are actually expensive for the restaurant to buy (no they did not make them) Iām also assuming this is delivery or take out. Iām hoping you at least already ate a few, and any dipping sauce it came with just isnāt pictured?
USWolves@reddit
Chef here. Frozen pretzel bites aināt āexpensive for us to buyā, and this is absolutely laughable. Iāve got a great local baking company that I can source a far superior product from for just under 22 cents per piece. With culinary math this portion shouldnāt exceed $9, even with some mustard thrown in. $10 for cheese.
Dr_Ingheimer@reddit
Youāre probably a line cook and you donāt know where this was bought. You make a lot of assumptions and did some quick napkin math and want us to buy your word. Ok. Back to the line I think a ticket just came through.
EJplaystheBlues@reddit
lol how expensive do you think this shit is
Dr_Ingheimer@reddit
Itās not. Iām more irritated by that line cooks condescending tone.
USWolves@reddit
These folks are just getting oddly mad about me giving a quick truthful breakdown of what this should/could cost based on what I see in the market currently. Oh well.
QueenOfBrews@reddit
You may be in a different market than me. These also arenāt the frozen kind.
But please, go on Chef.
Gwarnage@reddit
Thats like a $14.10 markupĀ
t-g-l-h-@reddit
Lmao. This is criminal
Maximum-Bad2678@reddit
PokƩmon food?
TKG_Actual@reddit
I've seen those at the Food Lion, the price and low quantity makes them undesirable.
uiouyug@reddit
Someone's yacht isn't paid off yet
No_Clock2390@reddit
You lost in that transaction
girrrrrrr2@reddit
They look like pool balls.
boyalien0@reddit
I thought those were acorns lmfao
BatmanInTheSunlight@reddit
This does not spark joy
little-tot@reddit
If I tell I love you, I mean it (I mean it) Whitey got killed, I seen it I was right there, still can't believe it (damn) Shit turned me to a demon (yeah) Police ask me, I ain't seen nothin' (uh-huh)
GrandmasBlueWaffles@reddit
Needs a chopstick to play billiards