I knew exactly how this project was going to go…

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I am a Datacenter Implementation Engineer for a local MSP. I have a project to deploy a Hyper-V cluster for a small college \~3 hours away. We had our planning meeting with customer several weeks ago. We confirmed they were good to go - all hardware delivered on site, racks ready to go, power requirements met, etc. I plan my visit this past Monday, so they had plenty of time to prepare.

I get onsite and call my POC - the network administrator - he’ll be down in a minute. Okay, no biggie, sometimes we have to wait on things. About 15 minutes later he finds me and takes me to the “datacenter”. We enter an outside room with a few (I’m assuming) techs. He asks the lead tech “Have you seen any Dell Servers around”?

My mind does that screeching halt sound.

I’m thinking to myself “you had 3 weeks to locate this hardware that you said you had onsite and get it staged where we need it and now you’re asking a tech if they’ve seen them??”

They make some phone calls and finally “locate them”. He then proceeds to ask me if I have a truck to go pick them up as they’re in another building. I tell him no as I have a car. Now they have to track down transport.

Okay, while we wait, let’s get into the datacenter and start getting ready to rack the hardware. I walk in…and they have a bank of seven 2 post racks. That’s it. This place is ancient. Crap sitting on top of UPSs, cables everywhere. Oh boy.

Now, anyone who’s racked servers and storage arrays knows this is a problem. After I do a quick lookup to verify that there indeed no 2 post mount kits for the hardware, I let him know they won’t mount. He’s okay with just sitting them on a UPS at the bottom of one of the racks.

I recommend against it. But the servers (3) are 1U and the array is the tiniest 2U storage array I have ever seen. It’s like the footprint of a medium pizza box and weighs less than the servers. So we put them on the “shelf” and I begin to run power.

I’m ready to run the Twinax (direct connection) cables and ask where the switches are. Of course they’re 5 racks down - about 9 meters away. So we’re looking at about 15m cable needed - 12 in total. “Alright, “Mr. Customer”, where’s your cables?”

“Uhm…you didn’t bring them with you”?

Fuck no I didn’t bring them. You said in the kickoff meeting that you had all cables!

So I had to lookup someplace local to find these cables…15M!

I find a place 27 miles away. They go grab them, get it all cabled up.

Now, here’s the part where I tell you Mr. Network Administrator said he would have the IP cutsheet with all IPs, VLANs, etc. ready for me….

Narrator: “He did not.”

So I spent the next 3 hours waiting for him to give me IP here, IP there, hold on gotta modify this firewall rule to allow that…

I was finally done about 5PM (arrived at 9AM) with a lovely 3+ hour drive home. What should have been 4 hours turned into 9.

Now I’m fighting with Hyper-V switches as their network administrator tries to troubleshoot VLANs and firewall rules upstream.